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Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, Dragon Age, and Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
Hello, I just realized that some people may or may not be able to contact me do to lack of an account, so I shall place my pesterchum thing and deviantart account here.
Put your iPod on Shuffle and write down the song that comes up. (NO CHEATING.)X3
Opening Credits: Marukaite Chikyuu Russia Version (Oh the irony)
First Day of School: The Crow and the Butterfly by ShineDown (Depressing)
Falling in Love: Boats and Birds by Gregory and the Hawk (Dawwwwwww)
Fighting: Little Bird by Imogen Heap (I have nothing to say)
Breaking up: To the Sky by Owl City (Guess I'm going to feel free)
Driving: Paddy's Lament by Flogging Molly (Ok, I think I'm going to give up trying to understand
Flash Back: If Today's your Last Day by Nickelback (...)
Mental Break Down: Aha by Imogen Heap (Interesting)
Getting Back Together: Sweet Serendipity (*rolls eyes*)
Prom Night: Wenn Ich Ein Junge Wer (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)
Wedding: Europa by Globus (Why?)
Birth of Child: London Beckoned Songs about MOney Written By Machines by Panic! At the Disco (Hehehe)
Final Battle: Snow Kiss (...)
Death Scene: Don't Mess with Me (And you shouldn't XD)
Funeral: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall (I question this)
End Credits: Jar of Hearts (Fitting lmao)
I think I shall make my own manual on here for you all to read.
Congratulations on purchasing your very own INVISIBLECANADA unit. This manual is here to ensure you get the best out of your new friend.
Name: Invisiblecanada, will also respond to: Invisible, Casey, Cassie, Alinia, Ali, frozenIllusionist, FI, Katie, Sunflower, Wy, Terezi, and unhappily to Abigale, and Lisa
Place of Manufacture: United States of America
Height: 5" 9"
Hair: Reddish-brown curly as crap
Eyes: Blue, green, and grey mix
INVISIBLECANADA comes with:
Three (3) Tye-dye shirts
Three (3) Pairs of blue jean pants
Six (6) Hair bands
One (1) Silver ring
One (1) Gold necklace with a garnet
One (1) Hair Straightener
One (1) Clarinet
One (1) iPod
Writer: Your unit enjoys writing numerous things, from fanfics to poetry. Just give your unit some music and a laptop and she will have you something written up. Will not do essays though.
Artist: Your unit also enjoys drawing, though she isn't really good at it.
Student: Being an American, your unit has to go to school.
Slideshow maker: Your unit likes to make slidshows.
Your unit comes in default Dreamy and Calm modes. Dreamy mode is that your unit's head is always in the clouds and probably won't hear what you say. Your unit is also a very calm, realistic person by nature.
Blunt mode is activated by asking your unit for the truth. In this mode your unit will tell you the facts and won't hold back. In this mode she has been known to make people cry or very pissed.
Happy mode is activated by allowing your unit to do stuff that she likes, like reading or writing. In this mode your unit will be completely at ease with everything.
Hyper mode is activated by your unit being within five feet from a hyper friend. In this mode your unit will be completely random and will laugh at about anything. Note, your unit is known to plot murders and things of that nature while being in this mode.
Musical is activated by her listening to her iPod or playing her clarinet. She is quite the musicion in this mode.
Mad is locked for a reason. In this mode your unit is known to become very cold and sarcastic. Depending on her anger, she could either still interact with you with sarcasim, completely ignore you, or even start fights.
Breakdown is also locked. Due to your units tendency to bottle emotions, once in a while she will completely break down. This will either be crying for a few hours or yelling at people.
Removal of your INVISIBLECANADA unit:
Your unit is anything but a morning person. Please follow these tips to ensure you will not be slowly killed by a spork.
1. Offer food- Preferably sausage. She loves sausage patties. Also Golden Corral.
2. Take her iPod away from her- Only do this if you can run fast, seeing as her iPod is her baby.
3. If you think you can handle it, open the box and shake her.
Cleaning: Your unit is a very clean individual and will take showers once or twice a day. Just be sure to stock up on conditioner, since she has very tempramental curly hair.
Feeding: Your unit is fairly lazy and would prefer you to cook, though if it comes down to it she will make her own food. She is also good at baking cakes.
Sleep: Your unit is a complete night owl so she will be up later than you. She also tends to get up after 10 hours of sleep, depending on the schedual you stuck her to.
Q Your unit is twitching and glaring at everything.
A Congrats! You somehow activated her paranoid mode. In this mode she will be constantly paranoid and will snap at everything.
Q Your unit is randomly coming up with ideas that are not good for her age group.
A Ignore it, she comes up with the ideas but won't follow through with them.
Q Your unit is speaking a language you don't know and you are worried.
A Your unit can speak some German so that's what she is probably speaking. Note: Your unit can also cuss you out in sign language.
Q You went into your unit's room and found a bunch of snakes
A Your unit loves animals, especially snakes. Just tell her no and she will grudgingly let them go.
We hope you enjoy your INVISIBLECANADA unit.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD :
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (Guess which is the lie!):
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN A LOVER:
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN A LOVER:
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
THREE CARTOON ANIME CHARACTERS:
THREE BOY'S NAMES:
THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
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