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Joined 03-14-11, id: 2791007, Profile Updated: 09-02-13
Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, Dragon Age, and Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.

Hello, I just realized that some people may or may not be able to contact me do to lack of an account, so I shall place my pesterchum thing and deviantart account here.

Pesterchum: frozenIllusionist

DeviantArt: http://invisiblecanada.deviantart.com/


Put your iPod on Shuffle and write down the song that comes up. (NO CHEATING.)X3

Opening Credits: Marukaite Chikyuu Russia Version (Oh the irony)

First Day of School: The Crow and the Butterfly by ShineDown (Depressing)

Falling in Love: Boats and Birds by Gregory and the Hawk (Dawwwwwww)

Fighting: Little Bird by Imogen Heap (I have nothing to say)

Breaking up: To the Sky by Owl City (Guess I'm going to feel free)

Driving: Paddy's Lament by Flogging Molly (Ok, I think I'm going to give up trying to understand

Flash Back: If Today's your Last Day by Nickelback (...)

Mental Break Down: Aha by Imogen Heap (Interesting)

Getting Back Together: Sweet Serendipity (*rolls eyes*)

Prom Night: Wenn Ich Ein Junge Wer (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

Wedding: Europa by Globus (Why?)

Birth of Child: London Beckoned Songs about MOney Written By Machines by Panic! At the Disco (Hehehe)

Final Battle: Snow Kiss (...)

Death Scene: Don't Mess with Me (And you shouldn't XD)

Funeral: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall (I question this)

End Credits: Jar of Hearts (Fitting lmao)


I think I shall make my own manual on here for you all to read.


Congratulations on purchasing your very own INVISIBLECANADA unit. This manual is here to ensure you get the best out of your new friend.

Technical Specifications:

Name: Invisiblecanada, will also respond to: Invisible, Casey, Cassie, Alinia, Ali, frozenIllusionist, FI, Katie, Sunflower, Wy, Terezi, and unhappily to Abigale, and Lisa

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Place of Manufacture: United States of America

Height: 5" 9"

Weight: n/a

Hair: Reddish-brown curly as crap

Eyes: Blue, green, and grey mix

Sign: Aquarius

INVISIBLECANADA comes with:

Three (3) Tye-dye shirts

Three (3) Pairs of blue jean pants

Six (6) Hair bands

One (1) Silver ring

One (1) Gold necklace with a garnet

One (1) Hair Straightener

One (1) Clarinet

One (1) iPod

Programming:

Writer: Your unit enjoys writing numerous things, from fanfics to poetry. Just give your unit some music and a laptop and she will have you something written up. Will not do essays though.

Artist: Your unit also enjoys drawing, though she isn't really good at it.

Student: Being an American, your unit has to go to school.

Slideshow maker: Your unit likes to make slidshows.

Re-Programming:

Default Dreamy

Default Calm

Blunt

Happy

Hyper

Musical

Locked Mad

Locked Breakdown

Your unit comes in default Dreamy and Calm modes. Dreamy mode is that your unit's head is always in the clouds and probably won't hear what you say. Your unit is also a very calm, realistic person by nature.

Blunt mode is activated by asking your unit for the truth. In this mode your unit will tell you the facts and won't hold back. In this mode she has been known to make people cry or very pissed.

Happy mode is activated by allowing your unit to do stuff that she likes, like reading or writing. In this mode your unit will be completely at ease with everything.

Hyper mode is activated by your unit being within five feet from a hyper friend. In this mode your unit will be completely random and will laugh at about anything. Note, your unit is known to plot murders and things of that nature while being in this mode.

Musical is activated by her listening to her iPod or playing her clarinet. She is quite the musicion in this mode.

Mad is locked for a reason. In this mode your unit is known to become very cold and sarcastic. Depending on her anger, she could either still interact with you with sarcasim, completely ignore you, or even start fights.

Breakdown is also locked. Due to your units tendency to bottle emotions, once in a while she will completely break down. This will either be crying for a few hours or yelling at people.

Removal of your INVISIBLECANADA unit:

Your unit is anything but a morning person. Please follow these tips to ensure you will not be slowly killed by a spork.

1. Offer food- Preferably sausage. She loves sausage patties. Also Golden Corral.

2. Take her iPod away from her- Only do this if you can run fast, seeing as her iPod is her baby.

3. If you think you can handle it, open the box and shake her.

Cleaning: Your unit is a very clean individual and will take showers once or twice a day. Just be sure to stock up on conditioner, since she has very tempramental curly hair.

Feeding: Your unit is fairly lazy and would prefer you to cook, though if it comes down to it she will make her own food. She is also good at baking cakes.

Sleep: Your unit is a complete night owl so she will be up later than you. She also tends to get up after 10 hours of sleep, depending on the schedual you stuck her to.

Troubleshooting:

Q Your unit is twitching and glaring at everything.

A Congrats! You somehow activated her paranoid mode. In this mode she will be constantly paranoid and will snap at everything.

Q Your unit is randomly coming up with ideas that are not good for her age group.

A Ignore it, she comes up with the ideas but won't follow through with them.

Q Your unit is speaking a language you don't know and you are worried.

A Your unit can speak some German so that's what she is probably speaking. Note: Your unit can also cuss you out in sign language.

Q You went into your unit's room and found a bunch of snakes

A Your unit loves animals, especially snakes. Just tell her no and she will grudgingly let them go.

We hope you enjoy your INVISIBLECANADA unit.


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Casey
2. Invisible
3. Alinia

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD :
1. invisiblecanada
2. frozenIllusionist
3. fireyEmbers

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Wrote some stuff
2. Get On Quotev
3. Cleaned my boat

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My ability to keep calm
2. My eyes
3. My love of anime.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My crappy writing
2. My body
3. My inability to continue stuff

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. German.
2. Canadian
3. Irish

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Spiders
2. Lots of people
3. The dark

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Ohayocon shirt
2. Blue basketball shorts
3. My zebra print glasses

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. iPod
2. Lap top
3. Food

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My iPod
2. Drawing book
3. Lap top

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Linkin Park
2. Tokio Hotel
3. Owl City

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Anime
2. Writing
3. Music

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. 1985 by Bowling for Soup
2. 99 Luftballoons/99 red balloons by Nena
3. Happy by Liam Lynch

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. New food
2. Dye my hair teal
3. Cosplay as 2P! England

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Fighting with my family
2. Not doing stuff
3. Not paying attention to some friends

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Respect
2. Honesty
3. No jealosy

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1. My honesty
2. Care
3. Affection

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (Guess which is the lie!):
1. I am lesbian
2. I cosplay Russia from Hetalia
3. I know to much for my own good

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN A LOVER:
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Clean

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN A LOVER:
1. Isn't jealous
2. Respects me
3. Can keep up with my mind

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Clean my room
2. Facebook games
3. Stop watching anime

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. My best friend Shawn
2. My other friends
3. My teachers

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My dad
2. My cousins
3. My friends

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Reading
3. Drawing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Eat
2. Swim
3. Go boating

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Author
2. Teacher
3. Historian

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Russia
2. England
3. Japan

THREE CARTOON ANIME CHARACTERS:
1. Russia
2. Zero
3. Aido

THREE BOY'S NAMES:
1. Hayden
2. Sam
3. Ivan

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Astra
2. Katanya
3. Alice

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Learn Russian
2. Get a Russian accent
3. Eurotrip XD

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They're dead, the Doctor realizes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
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Eleven troubled teens find their lives turned upside down when new housemates start arriving by mail. Will this help them start a new chapter in their lives? Or will the craziness tear them apart even more? Based off LolliDictator's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
Meanwhile In Soviet Russia by JoyHeart reviews
Prizefic for invisiblecanada as my 100th review on my manualfic. My prompt was for a RussiaXAmerica Cold War crackfic rated T. Well, it's certainly cracky if nothing else...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Manual Surprises by TheRoxelShow reviews
What happens when 2 Otaku collage girls are fighting and a pop-up ad appears on the computer what happens? The whole world appears at their doorstep! Hetalia Unit's based off of Lollidictators manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - America, Prussia
Kutabare, Manual! by Viokufu reviews
I hate Mondays. I hate them almost as much as I do hangovers. Maybe if I hadn't decided to celebrate that Sunday things wouldn't have turned out like this... Another manual fic. I couldn't resist the temptation. Rating will change in future chappies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Prussia
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Longing for Estonia by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Eduard Von Bock and his relatives are staying at the house of Yao Wang while they are in San Francisco for a long weekend. When there's tons of insanity on both ends, you know that Eduard isn't going to be very happy at the end of the day. Contains RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Estonia, Russia - Complete
I'm Not A Girl! by Rikkamaru reviews
So...Yeah. I'm being forced to take care of psychopaths because I was stupid enough to sign my life away. Now one thinks I'm a girl and is hitting on me, the other can be a brat, and I think I'm out of Advil. Based off of LolliDictator's manual stories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - China, America
The Wandering Heart: Sweet Dark Salvation by Ink'n'Echo reviews
Alice begins to wonder if Ace is really lost when he keeps ending up in her bedroom. Ace begins to wonder what exactly does he want from her... 'The Wandering Heart' Special
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ace, Alice L.
I blame Spybot by DotTheAmazing reviews
Free samples. Didn't select anything, did I? Oh wait... the units... crud. Where do I board eight men plus my sister and I in a house for six? Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia manuals. T for language and- implications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2011
HetaliaStuck! by Radyo-Ukay reviews
Homestuck x Hetalia crossover. Written for my friend Sydney. / John finds a man in his backyard claiming to be the United States of America, John is more than confused. Lucky him, he isn't the only one getting visits from self-proclaimed countries.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America
LOVINO VARGAS South Italy Manual Guide by Dogsrule reviews
We at the Hetalia Unit Co. thank you for your purchase of a LOVINO VARGAS unit. To insure that you are able to use your unit to the best of their abilities we have enclosed this manual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Black Birds by XXForrestStarXX reviews
Trapped in the 1800's, the flock is still on the run. Ciel Phantomhive grows suspicious of this new group of people. Will they become friends or enemies?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Ciel P.
The School of Nations by AccessBlade reviews
One of England's spells backfire, turning all the nations into teenagers. Seeing the situation as an opportunity to improve international relationships, their bosses order the now teen countries to attend an international academy for an entire year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - America
Summoning Mistake by yandreaxx reviews
What do you think will happen if England mispronounces a word in his spell which accidentally created a baby? Would he nurture it just like what he did to his other children or would he abandon it? T for language xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - England/Britain
101 Rules for Hetalians Attending World Meetings by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
A Family Reunion by mistyfang reviews
America hasn't seen any of his states in forever, so what happens when he organizes a family reunion. T for foul language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America
A Akari's Story by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
What would happen... if two regular teenagers fell into the world of Hetalia? How would they live? Who would they meet? Why am I asking you these questions? Read to find out. Rated T for cussing and characters being immature.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011
Manual Madness! by BanaoElite reviews
**Based on LolliDictator's manuals** I honestly had no idea what I'd just ordered...until America is delivered to my front door in a crate and all hell breaks loose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - America
Wings of the World by daydreamingartist16 reviews
When America's president introduces him to a girl by the name of Maximum Ride, he had no idea of the fight he was getting himself into. Itex is a large company after all! And what is England hiding? How did Max and her group know him and Sealand!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, America
America's Surprise Party by Stripes93 reviews
It's fourth of July and all of America's kids are getting ready for his surprise party. Ohio and Pennsylvania stop arguing! Alaska put down that drink! And Tennessee for the love of God stop singing Kenny Chesney!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America
The Black Covered Journal by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
You just found a journal by Mina Cromwell. She will guide you through her 8 "Heaven and Hell days" from her life - with Hetalia characters. The units that she recieved on her birthday, might just change her life forever, in many ways.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/20/2011
Box full of awesomeness! by So-Un-Funny reviews
Based off LolliDictator's Manual fics. Never answer the door to a delivery guy who wants to deliver a Hetalia Unit, seriously...unless you're a fangirl then go right ahead! Warning,light violence, Trigger Happy Switzerland, light swearing and PRUSSIA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - England/Britain, Switzerland
Nation by Orsenna reviews
A story for anyone whoever wished that Nation People existed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Canada
A UNITS MANUAL TO SURVIVE YOUR OWNER by chaos-dark-lord reviews
The owner of a unit gets a manual about their unit,the units secretly receive this manual about themselves and to survive their owners.Why units are given free so easily if the order was messed,What happens when a unit is returned? The answer are here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011
Latin Powers Hetalia Mexico Unit by chaos-dark-lord reviews
based on lollidictator and Latin Hetalia manuals, the manual for the MEXICO UNIT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Swing It by RainKrystal reviews
Ohio is a swing state, and she really just wants to get away this election season. Someone else has other plans, however. Contains OCs, you have been warned. For 15animefreak15.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
The Owner's Guide to the Baltic State Units by The Duchess of Cheese reviews
Based off of LolliDictator's Guides, and as an apology for disappearing for so long. First up: Estonia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Estonia
Ohio? by uncloudedeyesofgreen reviews
Americas Gone? The States are out of control! All except Ohio whose trying to keep it all together for the countries. Is this lil State in over Its head. Will America find his way back! Who let the states out! Well that would be England's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,984 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - America, England/Britain
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
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The National School of States 2013-2014 reviews
A complete rewrite of my first one. A new school year is starting for a group of teenagers. Watch as they progress and learn from the actual states at this school filled with insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013
The National School of States reviews
The states have decided to make their own school. How will the world cope with them teaching the poor children? I AM RE-WRITING THIS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - America
ACE UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
Thank you for purchasing your very own ACE unit. This manual is here to ensure you do not die
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Ace - Complete
ANDERS UNIT GUIDE reviews
Anders now!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Anders - Complete
FENRIS UNIT GUIDE reviews
Fenris unit guide and manual. I regret nothing
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Fenris - Complete
Happy Birthday
Ashlyn has always known her friend liked strange things, and how said friend likes to try to get her into strange things. What happens when Amelia gets her a birthday present? Or two? Maybe a bunch more than that. Will these presents be too much for poor Ashlyn? A manual fic based off of est. 1995/lollidictator's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012
NEPETA LEIJON UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
*Invisible hoots and hollers in joy at making this manual*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Nepeta L. - Complete
TAVROS NITRAM UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
iTS TAVROS'S MANUAL NOW, hOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Tavros N. - Complete
VRISKA SERKET UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
OMGGGGGGGG ITS VRISKA! ::::D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Vriska S. - Complete
SOLLUX CAPTOR UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
iit2 2ollux now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sollux C. - Complete
GAMZEE MAKARA UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
GaMzEe'S mAnUaL wHoOp WhOoP hOnK :o
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gamzee M. - Complete
ERIDAN AMPORA UNIT GUIDE and MANUAL reviews
Hipster fishes manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Eridan A.
KARKAT VANTAS UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
Karkats manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Karkat V.
TEREZI PYROPE UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
A manual for Terezi
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Terezi P. - Complete
The life of a Buckeye reviews
Gesesee Write Jones is your average ordinary sixteen year old girl. well except the fact that she is actually Southern Ohio. Join her and her siblings as they learn about the Nations and they learn about them
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011