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Author has written 8 stories for Vocaloid, Final Fantasy VII, and Naruto.
DISCLAIMER: English is NOT my mother language so please bear with me if my grammar isn't as good as it should be. If you find a mistake in my stories send a comment and tell me what's wrong. But if you decide to flame me I'll just invite my friends for marshmallows. And thank you for reading.
A few facts about me...
Name: If you're my friend, call me Kitty.
Age: A lady never gives away her age! Suffice to say I'm not jailbait and I'm not old enough to be your mother.
Personality: To put it shortly, I'm crazy. 'Nuff said.
My favorite motto: If society wants me to be something I'm not, then I'll punch society in the face and go get some Ice-cream.
Story progress for Final Fantasy VII: Published and ongoing
Timeless: 500 years after the last battle with Sephiroth, Cloud took one last dip into the Lifestream, only to seemingly end up in the past. Taking the chance to save the future, he finds himself in a situation he never imagined he would be in.
Rating: T (might change to M), contains violence, swearing, unethical experiments on humans and mass slaughter, but not graphical.
Other note: I started this after reading countless time travel stories and decided to try my hand at it, in a way I haven't seen it done before. Currently my longest and most popular piece.
EDIT: This thing is on hiatus for REWRITES.
"Those that play God are worse than the monsters they create." - Meta Salmhoffer
Flock of Clouds: Due to a disaster of cosmic proportions there are not only one, but FIVE Clouds running around, all of different age. They must come together to fix this mistake, but things are never easy when ShinRa's involved.
Rating: K, mostly comedy, though it contains swearing, some violence and mentions of prostitution, again, nothing graphic.
Other note: Inspired by Meru-chan's drawing. I saw it and thought: "What if five Clouds really got themselves stranded in the same universe?" You will see the result soon. Slower updates than Timeless, and shorter chapters, but still going.
Betrayer: The Turks found a mysterious girl who knows a lot more than she should, and she's not afraid to tell everything she knows. But what when she becomes too much for the Turks to handle? Cue the SOLIDER Trinity. Place your bets, this is gonna be rough.
Rating: T, swearing, violence (the works) and mentions of unethical experiments on humans.
Other note: This piece is being broken into installments. In chronological order:
Walker: Part two of my Betrayer series. Zack and Nerina find themselves in a familiar yet completely wrong place. Cid figures out and explains some things. Jenova is a bit too interested for anyone's comfort. Then there is Genesis.
Bastard Ex 7: On a boring day with nothing to do, the girls at Seventh Heaven get mail. "Eeeeek, it's moving! Kill it Tifa!"
Rating: K, complete crack, mostly for laughs.
Other note: It was a request from lollixlolli.
The Wolf of Nibel: Normal 0 21 false false false HR X-NONE X-NONE The Strand of Fate breaks and Cloud Strife's life is forever altered. And, surprisingly, Aerith isn't the one to blame this time. Vincent is. And whoever sold him that bottle of JäegerMäster.
Other note: I went jogging this afternoon and when I stopped for a break I read a bit of SubZeroChimera's stories, particularly "It's Raining WHAT!" and then went jogging again with the image of wolf!Cloud in my head. When I finally got to my dorm this was born.
Apparently I'm incapable of writing an FF story without some kind of Cosmic accident happening that sends people through time and/or space.
I'm sorry to say, but all my other stories are either discontinued or finished.
Good vs. Best Friends
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - b!tch - run!"
A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the jail cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you.
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend comforts you when a guy rejects you.
A best friend goes up to the guy and says "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A good friend tells you everything will be okay when your house is on fire.
A best friend is there roasting marshmallows and hitting on firemen.
A good friend will ask if they can have something to eat.
A best friend just goes into the kitchen and takes something randomly, that's why you have no food.
A good friend stands behind you.
A best friend stands in front of you.
A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend sees you cry all the time but no one else knows.
A good friend will stand up for you.
A best friend will let you fight your own battles and latter on slap you on the back and say "Toughen up."
A good friend will ask what's wrong when your upset.
A best friend will pretends you're alright because she knows you'll tell her when you want to, and you know that you will.
A good friend will helps you through the experience of being picked on.
A best friend's the one picking on you.
A good friend will leave you if that's what everyone else is doing.
A best friend will kick everyone else’s ass then will come back and give you a hug.
A good friend will help you learn to drive.
A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when you go away.
A best friend won't let you go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you.
A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide you from the cops.
A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.