UPDATE MAY 2025- My health has been pretty bad, so I need to be on hiatus. There will be no update schedule for any of my WIPs. I will update when I am able to. I have not given up and none of my fics are up for adoption. Please be patient.

*UPDATE*

Flamers: any attempts to flame me on stupid garbage like a change of age, background, etc of any fic will get thrown back at you. The need for you to feel morally superior by flaming me just because I changed the age of a character says more about you than it ever will about me. Do not read fanfiction if you cannot handle deviations from the original story plots.

I am still on hiatus. If you would like to learn about what's going on and get some updates, you can head on over to my Tumblr @ tumblr . com / blog / flamingpen18 (Be sure to remove the spaces.)

In response to the Moron that left me the following guest review on Sunrise:

No. Alice was dead wrong and you are a f* moronic writer.

You're a coward. Your chicken shit and brain dead to not figure out what AU stands for. Until you actually crack open a Webster's, stay away from all fan fiction.

UPDATE*

A Russian fanfic site has posted a few of my fics without my permission. They did email me over a year ago, but I declined. I do not speak/read Russian. I would have no way to check to see if my works were translated properly. My name is listed, but without my go-ahead, they stole it. FYI-I do not give permission for any of my works to be posted or translated on any sites. I only post on FF, Stars, and AO3.

FYI: If you are going to review, please refrain from being an insulting jerk by pointing out obvious typos. If I have a dangling modifier or misplaced modifiers, that's one thing. Pointing out obvious typos is childish and nit-picky. Every chapter of every one of my fics has a note stating that I DON'T have a beta. SMDH!

*UPDATE* ANKL has been nominated by twifanfictionrecs . com for top 10 favorite fic. Voting is open until August 31st. Hop on over and vote!

I'm a mother of two. I have an obscene addiction to fanfiction. A few of my faves are Harry Potter, Twilight, Fifty Shades, Glee, and Mortal Instruments. I'll read Inuyasha if the pairing is Kagome/Sesshomaru.

I love, love, love Voldemort. I know a lot of people may not get it, but I feel that he's darkly sexy. Also, I love Harry Potter. Sorry, everyone, but I do not think Harry and Ginny are good together. I also don't think Hermione and Ron belong with each other as well. I cannot stand Ron. He's too fickle for my taste.

*FYI* Author's notes are there for a reason. Please read the A/N's before sending me PMs. In most cases, you will have an answer if you take the time to read my A/N. It's annoying when I leave a note in a chapter, and no one reads it.

*FYI* I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR FLAMERS. If you choose to waste my time by flaming me, be prepared for the backlash. I will not sit idly by while someone foolishly chooses to attack me because they don't like how I wrote my fic, the person I chose to write it in, the direction I took the story, the POVs I have written it in, the setting, the genre, the universe, and so forth. I will come down on you. If you don't like my fics, then "x" out of them. In fact, I would prefer it if you did. I have no patience for jealousy and drama.

UPDATE 7/10/19- A New Kind of Love is now complete. I have finally begun writing the sequel to Sunrise. I have no idea when I will begin posting it.

Unexpected Love is up for nominations for the Top Ten Favorite Fics for June on TwiFanfictionRecs . com. Voting is open until June 30th. Thanks to all those who have voted!

Sunrise made the Featured Story of the Week on 17 July 2016 on TWCS. I am very excited about the recognition.

Thank you for all your patience and understanding!

Unexpected Love- Complete - This fic is fast-paced. If this isn't your thing, then don't bother.

Sunrise- Complete

A New Kind of Love- Is now compete

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat (this is exactly why cats are better than dogs)

I can also be found on AO3 at http:///users/flamingpen18

I am on Stars Library under the same pen name.

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I cannot stress this enough. I have a great deal going on in my RL, so I will not have a set updating schedule.

For my story, Sunrise, I wanted to give everyone an idea of how well Bella plays the piano. Here are the links to the two songs she plays at Cullen's house.

Rhianna's Please Don't Stop the Music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqorloj2YZY

Chopin's Fantasie Impromptu:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tou784DGrss&feature=related

Luna Luce made an incredible gif for Unexpected Love: http:///user/red-rouge/media/FanFiction/Unexpected1_zps21380942.gif.html