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Hay guys, what's up? Welcome to my profile, which has an absolutely ADORABLE picture of a Typhlosion on it! Seriously, if you don't like this picture, you need to GET THE HECK OFF MY PROFILE because i love Pokemon, and if you don't, then you're wasting your time.
A Few things about me:
-I love Pokemon, The Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, and SO MUCH MORE STUFF that I can't think of right now because I'm hungry, and I cannot think when I'm hungry. I'll be right back when I'm fed and happy.
-Ahhhh, Mac & Cheese really hits the spot... Well, anyways, My favorite color is green, my fave animals are tigers (it would be dragons, but, alas, they do not exist. *sigh*), and my fave gemstone is Opal, which is also my birthstone.
-My favorite Pokemon is Typhlosion (Especially that adorable one right there).
-My favorite Zelda game is Skyward Sword.
-My favorite Star Wars movie is Episode IV: A New Hope
-If I was a Demigod, I would be a daughter of Zeus, but since some of you might say that that's illegal or something, I would be a daughter of Apollo.
-My favorite Harry Potter book is #4, The Goblet of Fire, and my favorite movie is The Deathly Hallows Part 2.
-I play the cello. It's the awesomest instrument EVAR!!!
-I carry around a roll of duct tape in my backpack. It really comes in handy sometimes.
Likes: FANFICTION DUH, God, Imagination, music, tacos, writing, video games, books, ADVENTURE, fire, fantasy, The Hunger Games, Taylor Swift, being awesome, organizing, colors that match, the color green, dragons, things being the way I want them, movies, TV, burritos, watching dancing (I can't dance worth beans.), Pokemon Special, the Wii, drawing talking tacos, things that smell like flowers, traveling, cats, ducks, quacking, new shiny books, old torn books, old book smell, any books at all, popcorn, fancy hotel rooms, old people smell (Yes, I LIKE old people smell. Problem?), cooking, horses, math, journalism, umbrellas, dancing in the rain, kisses in the rain, pens (I HATE pencils), Andrew Garfield, moustaches, world peace, gymnastics, swimming, tennis, Youtube, being a nerd, and, *drumroll* ...DRUMROLLS! I love drumrolls. They add to the suspense.
Pokemon Shippings that I support:
I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand
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LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME
Then ask the following questions
- What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Ash) I'd smack him in the face then yell at him for being up this late.
- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Leaf) I'd throw a sponge covered in shampoo at her.
- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Misty/Tracey) I'd be really mad at Misty for not marrying Ash. Is there even a shipping for Misty/Tracey? Probably. There's a shipping for freaking EVERYTHING.
- Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Drew) I'd check it for poisonings first, take one bite, spit it out onto his face, yell "OMIGOSH THIS IS THE WORST FOOD EVAR!!", and break his nose with a baseball bat.
- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(May) I'd do the famous shaving-cream-on-the-hand-then-tickle-the-nose joke. Then I'd take a picture and post it on the internet.
- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Dawn) I'd say, "What the heck? What kind of sick joke is this?"
- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Brock) Let me guess. He was busy fantasizing about some random chick and he was mauled by an Ursaring. *Doctors nod* Typical.
- Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Tracey) I'd gorge his eyes out of their sockets with my switchblade, send his rotting corpse to decay in the Rio Grande River, steal his money, and spend it on Australian delicacies.
- Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Lyra) NOOOOO!!! I thought we were cool, Ly! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?!
- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(Ash) Probably not care and continue to eat his way through the Unova region and somehow still manage to not get fat. Seriously, how does he do it?
-You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does 2 do?
(Gary) What am I doing on a vacation with GARY? I thought this was a vacation, not torture!
- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
(Leaf) Probably a new charm for my baseball bat.
- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Misty) Get her water Pokemon to put out the fire.
- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Drew) Tease you about it for years to come and use it as blackmail.
- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
(Lyra/Ash) I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS MARRY LYRA!! I am not homosexual, thank you very much. Ash would only come for the cake.
- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Dawn) By having her Piplup use bubblebeam on me. I'm extremely ticklish.
- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Tracey) He would cheer, i guess. IDK.
- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
(Lyra) Laugh along with me for no particular reason, then tickle me to make it worse.
- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Ash) Because he gave me nightmares with the disgusting way he eats.
- Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
(Gary/Tracey) What. The. Heck. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!
- You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
(Leaf) I WOULD NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE DATE LEAF. OR ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. STOP PUTTING ME IN THIS SITUATION!
- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Drew/May) HECK YEAH.
- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Dawn) My mom made me do it! I know it looks stupid! No need to rub it in!
- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Lyra/Ash) Hit them both on the head then yell, "LYRA YOU BELONG WITH SILVER, ASH YOU BELONG WITH MISTY! IF I FIND EITHER OF YOU DATING ANYONE ELSE, I WILL PLAY MATCHMAKER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Leaf/Misty) I REALLY hope they're just playing UNO in there.
- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
(Ash/May) NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! (Sorry AdvanceShippers, but you know it's true.)
- Would 2 trust 5?
(Gary/Drew) Yeah, they're so much alike, although Gary might call Drew a pansy because he does contests.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
(Misty/Lyra) Lyra pokes her back and it becomes a never-ending circle of poking.
- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." -Mythbusters
"With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo
"I don't like their Tacos. I sue them!" -Bradley Trask
"Listening to the news? Again?"
"You can hang your head out the window, if you like."
- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'
Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
The trouble with life is there's no background music
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt
"You love me. Real or not real?"
When life gives you lemons . . .
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero
"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile
If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away
If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'
If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts
If you'd rather read then party GREAT
If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone
If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops
If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.
"I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" -Facebook
You Say Pink
I Say Black
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
I found this really funny:
Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916
Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843
Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916
Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901
Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988
You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead.
You know how Jacob made out with Bella against her will? Yeah, that's sexual assault. It's illegal.
You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too.
You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon.
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
“A lot of p e o p l e think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re b o r e d; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A b o o k is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s s o m e t h i n g that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you s c r e a m at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so l o s t in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the l a s t page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or s k i n n y, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some p e o p l e don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)
I am the girl that doesn’t go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn’t call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn’t spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn’t been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it’s a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn’t need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, TheShinyAmpharos12.5
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
Harry Potter Quotes
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
-Harry & Dudley (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
-The Weasley Twins & Percy (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.
-Professor McGonagall (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)
Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)
-Albus Dumbledore (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)
(in the Devil's Snare)
Harry: So light a fire!
Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.
Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron: Don't talk to me.
''No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
— J.K. Rowling
You say Twilight,
Harry taught me to find INNER STRENGTH and do what is right in the face of ADVERSITY. Ron taught me that it's never too late to COME BACK. Hermione taught me everything I KNOW. Severus taught me to LOVE, always. Gred and Forge taught me to LAUGH even in the darkest of times. Minerva taught me to FIGHT till the end. Dumbledore taught me how to TRUST. Luna taught me TO BE MYSELF. TONKS taught me TO NEVER GIVE UP ON LOVE. Lupin taught me TO SACRIFICE. Dobby taught me LIBERTY.
HARRY POTTER FTW!!
THE I WILL NOT'S...Or WAS NOT!
Sirius Black was not killed by drapery!
I will not tease Remus Lupin about his "time of the month"
Gryffindors and Syltherins do not dislike each other...they hate each other...
Potter men do not fall in love with blondes...they fall for red-heads.
Chiuauha's are not as awesome as Grims.
Remus and Sirius do NOT belong together
Severus Snape is NOT a sexy beast
Draco Malfoy is NOT in love with any part of the Golden Trio...
The Golden Trio is not the Golden Trio...it's the Golden Quadruple, because all the emotions and such make up one person...
Fudge is NOT an awesome minister
Umbridge should NOT rule Hogwarts
J.K. ROWLING SHOULD NOT STOP THE HARRY POTTER SERIES!!!
Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):
1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.
2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.
3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.
4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.
5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.
6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!
7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.
8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.
9. Gryffindors are attention whores.
Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):
1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.
2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.
3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.
4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.
5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).
6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).
7. Why be normal? Or good?
8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.
9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.
10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.
11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.
13. Voldemort needs prison bitches.
14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.
16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.
17. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.
18. Never anger what can kill you.
Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):
1. I'm planning your death in a happy way.
2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.
3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.
5. You think we're nice? That's cute...
6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.
7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.
8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.
9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?
10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.
11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.
12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.
13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.
Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.
2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.
3. I can kill you with my brain.
4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.
5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).
6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face.
7. Ravenclaw: because we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book!)
8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.
10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.
If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.
Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sunlight-he is obviously a fairy!
Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.
Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins...will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TO END STEREOTYPES!!! END THE MADNESS!!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be Asian.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I'm not perfect. Haters make me seem even more imperfect, finding all of the bad in me and not the good. They stereotype me, and bully me. Shoving me into a hole and lowering my self-esteem. Call me names, and phsically hurt me. Every insult brings me a step closer to commiting suicide. By the time your done reading this, two people have killed themselves because of haters or bullies. Please, don't just stand there. Help someone and Defeat the Label.
Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
Things not to do in Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
Random Quiz Thingy!!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"He said:' I will summon the greatest storm ever known.'" -The Red Pyramid by: Rick Riordan
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Fox News. NOT my idea, but my dad was watching it while i was in the same room.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:45 (What kind of question is this?)
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The static of horrible AM stations and the distant rumbling of Fox News reporters.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier today when my mom & I were going to WalMart.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A piece of toast. (Seriously, who comes up with these questions?)
9. What are you wearing?
My middle school orchestra T-shirt, a pair of capris, and pink knee socks.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah. It was really weird. My arch nemesis's mom killed my mom, and one of my friends was mad at me for driving my other friend to school because she needed a ride, but he usually drove me to school (because somehow we're allowed to drive,despite only being 12), and then everyone i knew was in this play (including my arch nemesis and her mom), and it was about poisoned pizza, and it was just very weird.
11. When did you last laugh?
About an hour ago when i was reading this Fanfic about Voldemort buying Girl Scout Cookies. It was so hilarious!
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Um, posters, shelves, a Pokemon card, coins, a lamp, a bulletin board, and a mirror.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lots of weird stuff going on in my head, but in real life, not really.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
These are some strange questions. i mean, really, who asks what time it is? I want to know who made up this quiz!
15. What is the last film you saw?
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd give a lot of money to my friends and to charity, then spend the rest on an iPad, a cell phone, and go on a huge shopping trip and buy whatever i want because i really don't feel like listing all the things i want to buy, cause there's a lot.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I still sleep with a stuffed animal (my beloved gecko Freddie),
I have golden brown hair that sticks out in weird places, and
I own more than 10 books about Pokemon. (13, to be precise!)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Save all the endangered animals!!! I'm an animal lover!
19. Do you like to dance?
Only in the privacy of my home and occasionally around my friends and when you're supposed to, like at dances or something. But not full out, Bust-a-move kind of dancing.
20. George Bush:
All I know is that there's 2 of them, they were both once our president and they're from Texas. I know nothing of politics.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kristen (Kris), Carter, Alexandra (Alex), or Sapphire.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jasper, Obsidian, Christopher, or Titanium (Ty).
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Only if all my friends were there. Can't live without 'em!
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You love the computer.
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap.
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Thanks, Dad)
You enjoy sniffing cheese. (I enjoy sniffing everything. *Sniffs a pair of socks*)
You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer.
I'm a weird geek and lovin' it! *Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne plays while she and her friends dance around like idiots*
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
Percy Jackson Quotes!!!
Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can.
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse)
"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." - Aphrodite (Titan's Curse)
"New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth)
"You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Apollo (Titan's Curse)
"Love is powerful. It can bring the gods to their knees." - Aphrodite (The Lost Hero)
"There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."-Athena (Titan's Curse)
"Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes." - Annabeth Chase (The Lightning Thief)
"See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-FREAKIN'-Melts!"-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) (TOTALLY! TEXAS OWNS YOU!)
Percy: Braccas meas vascimini!"
Percy: I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it.
Percy: You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. (The Lightning Thief)
Percy: Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables? Annabeth: That's hummus. Hubris is much worse. Percy: What could be worse than hummus? (SOOO not true, Percy. Hummus is awesome)
- Percy & Annabeth, Sea of Monsters
"Spouted facts all the time. So annoying."
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' (Battle of Labyrinth)
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Carolyn
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Carizzle (Ummm, okay?)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Dragon (COOL!)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): What's a street name?
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Glacamil (YaY! I'm a jedi! I don't care if my name sounds like a medication for getting rid of mucus! I'M A FREAKIN' JEDI!)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) : Blue Water (Ew.)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aaaiude (How do you pronounce that?)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Marie Paul (Is Paul even a last name? Well, now it is!)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Pumpkin (Weird. I LIKE PUMPKIN PIE.)
10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Carfolkkyyyn (What. The Heck.)
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.
1.Put your playlist on shuffle
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
WHAT IS 22?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Thankes a bunches for reading this wall of text that is my profile!