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Hay guys, what's up? Welcome to my profile, which has an absolutely ADORABLE picture of a Typhlosion on it! Seriously, if you don't like this picture, you need to GET THE HECK OFF MY PROFILE because i love Pokemon, and if you don't, then you're wasting your time.

A Few things about me:

-I love Pokemon, The Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, and SO MUCH MORE STUFF that I can't think of right now because I'm hungry, and I cannot think when I'm hungry. I'll be right back when I'm fed and happy.

-Ahhhh, Mac & Cheese really hits the spot... Well, anyways, My favorite color is green, my fave animals are tigers (it would be dragons, but, alas, they do not exist. *sigh*), and my fave gemstone is Opal, which is also my birthstone.

-My favorite Pokemon is Typhlosion (Especially that adorable one right there).

-My favorite Zelda game is Skyward Sword.

-My favorite Star Wars movie is Episode IV: A New Hope

-If I was a Demigod, I would be a daughter of Zeus, but since some of you might say that that's illegal or something, I would be a daughter of Apollo.

-My favorite Harry Potter book is #4, The Goblet of Fire, and my favorite movie is The Deathly Hallows Part 2.

-I play the cello. It's the awesomest instrument EVAR!!!

-I carry around a roll of duct tape in my backpack. It really comes in handy sometimes.

Likes: FANFICTION DUH, God, Imagination, music, tacos, writing, video games, books, ADVENTURE, fire, fantasy, The Hunger Games, Taylor Swift, being awesome, organizing, colors that match, the color green, dragons, things being the way I want them, movies, TV, burritos, watching dancing (I can't dance worth beans.), Pokemon Special, the Wii, drawing talking tacos, things that smell like flowers, traveling, cats, ducks, quacking, new shiny books, old torn books, old book smell, any books at all, popcorn, fancy hotel rooms, old people smell (Yes, I LIKE old people smell. Problem?), cooking, horses, math, journalism, umbrellas, dancing in the rain, kisses in the rain, pens (I HATE pencils), Andrew Garfield, moustaches, world peace, gymnastics, swimming, tennis, Youtube, being a nerd, and, *drumroll* ...DRUMROLLS! I love drumrolls. They add to the suspense.


Pokemon Shippings that I support:

-PokeShipping

-OldRivalShipping

-ContestShipping

-IkariShipping

-SoulSilverShipping

-NewBarkShipping

-QuestShipping

-MangaQuestShipping

-SpecialShipping

-CommonerShipping

-Franticshipping

-ConflictingShipping

-FerrisWheelShipping

-AgencyShipping

-CheckmateShipping


I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand

Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Help pokmeon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.h

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (BTW, I have, like, 20)


LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Ash

2. Gary

3. Leaf

4. Misty

5. Drew

6. May

7. Dawn

8. Brock

9.Tracey

10. Lyra

Then ask the following questions

- What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

(Ash) I'd smack him in the face then yell at him for being up this late.

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Leaf) I'd throw a sponge covered in shampoo at her.

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Misty/Tracey) I'd be really mad at Misty for not marrying Ash. Is there even a shipping for Misty/Tracey? Probably. There's a shipping for freaking EVERYTHING.

- Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Drew) I'd check it for poisonings first, take one bite, spit it out onto his face, yell "OMIGOSH THIS IS THE WORST FOOD EVAR!!", and break his nose with a baseball bat.

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(May) I'd do the famous shaving-cream-on-the-hand-then-tickle-the-nose joke. Then I'd take a picture and post it on the internet.

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Dawn) I'd say, "What the heck? What kind of sick joke is this?"

- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Brock) Let me guess. He was busy fantasizing about some random chick and he was mauled by an Ursaring. *Doctors nod* Typical.

- Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Tracey) I'd gorge his eyes out of their sockets with my switchblade, send his rotting corpse to decay in the Rio Grande River, steal his money, and spend it on Australian delicacies.

- Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Lyra) NOOOOO!!! I thought we were cool, Ly! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?!

- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

(Ash) Probably not care and continue to eat his way through the Unova region and somehow still manage to not get fat. Seriously, how does he do it?

-You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does 2 do?

(Gary) What am I doing on a vacation with GARY? I thought this was a vacation, not torture!

- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

(Leaf) Probably a new charm for my baseball bat.

- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Misty) Get her water Pokemon to put out the fire.

- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Drew) Tease you about it for years to come and use it as blackmail.

- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

(Lyra/Ash) I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS MARRY LYRA!! I am not homosexual, thank you very much. Ash would only come for the cake.

- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Dawn) By having her Piplup use bubblebeam on me. I'm extremely ticklish.

- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

(Tracey) He would cheer, i guess. IDK.

- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Lyra) Laugh along with me for no particular reason, then tickle me to make it worse.

- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Ash) Because he gave me nightmares with the disgusting way he eats.

- Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Gary/Tracey) What. The. Heck. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!

- You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Leaf) I WOULD NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE DATE LEAF. OR ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. STOP PUTTING ME IN THIS SITUATION!

- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Drew/May) HECK YEAH.

- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Dawn) My mom made me do it! I know it looks stupid! No need to rub it in!

- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Lyra/Ash) Hit them both on the head then yell, "LYRA YOU BELONG WITH SILVER, ASH YOU BELONG WITH MISTY! IF I FIND EITHER OF YOU DATING ANYONE ELSE, I WILL PLAY MATCHMAKER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Leaf/Misty) I REALLY hope they're just playing UNO in there.

- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Ash/May) NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! (Sorry AdvanceShippers, but you know it's true.)

- Would 2 trust 5?

(Gary/Drew) Yeah, they're so much alike, although Gary might call Drew a pansy because he does contests.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Misty/Lyra) Lyra pokes her back and it becomes a never-ending circle of poking.

- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(May/Lyra) PANCAKES!

- 5 and 6 did a workout together?

(Drew/May) Awkward...


Quotes

"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." -Mythbusters

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo

"I don't like their Tacos. I sue them!" -Bradley Trask

"Listening to the news? Again?"
"Well yes, it tends to change everyday." -Harry Potter

"You can hang your head out the window, if you like."
"I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." - Clary and Luke

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?"
"Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

When life gives you lemons . . .
make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR)
squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone

If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops

If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.

"I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" -Facebook

You Say Pink

I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

I found this really funny:

Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916

Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843

Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916

Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901

Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988

You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead.

You know how Jacob made out with Bella against her will? Yeah, that's sexual assault. It's illegal.

You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too.

You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon.

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

“A lot of p e o p l e think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re b o r e d; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A b o o k is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s s o m e t h i n g that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you s c r e a m at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so l o s t in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the l a s t page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or s k i n n y, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some p e o p l e don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

I am the girl that doesn’t go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn’t call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn’t spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn’t been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it’s a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn’t need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, TheShinyAmpharos12.5

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.


Harry Potter Quotes

Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.

-Harry & Dudley (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)

1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!

-The Weasley Twins & Percy (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)

Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.

-Professor McGonagall (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)

Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.

-Albus Dumbledore (The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone)

(in the Devil's Snare)
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!

Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.

Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.

Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, reckon so
Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)
Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.

Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

''No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

— J.K. Rowling

You say Twilight,
I say Harry Potter.
You say vampires,
I say wizards.
You say Jacob Black,
I say Sirius Black.
You say Team Edward,
I say Team Potter.g
You say Robert Pattison,
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory".
You say Robert Pattison is hot,
I say Daniel Radcliffe is HOTTER.
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Harry and Ginny.

Harry taught me to find INNER STRENGTH and do what is right in the face of ADVERSITY. Ron taught me that it's never too late to COME BACK. Hermione taught me everything I KNOW. Severus taught me to LOVE, always. Gred and Forge taught me to LAUGH even in the darkest of times. Minerva taught me to FIGHT till the end. Dumbledore taught me how to TRUST. Luna taught me TO BE MYSELF. TONKS taught me TO NEVER GIVE UP ON LOVE. Lupin taught me TO SACRIFICE. Dobby taught me LIBERTY.

HARRY POTTER FTW!!

THE I WILL NOT'S...Or WAS NOT!

Sirius Black was not killed by drapery!

I will not tease Remus Lupin about his "time of the month"

Gryffindors and Syltherins do not dislike each other...they hate each other...

Potter men do not fall in love with blondes...they fall for red-heads.

Chiuauha's are not as awesome as Grims.

Remus and Sirius do NOT belong together

Severus Snape is NOT a sexy beast

Draco Malfoy is NOT in love with any part of the Golden Trio...

The Golden Trio is not the Golden Trio...it's the Golden Quadruple, because all the emotions and such make up one person...

Fudge is NOT an awesome minister

Umbridge should NOT rule Hogwarts

J.K. ROWLING SHOULD NOT STOP THE HARRY POTTER SERIES!!!

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prison bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never anger what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: because we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

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If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.

Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sunlight-he is obviously a fairy!

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.


Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins...will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.


POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TO END STEREOTYPES!!! END THE MADNESS!!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be Asian.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Say What?)

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.


I'm not perfect. Haters make me seem even more imperfect, finding all of the bad in me and not the good. They stereotype me, and bully me. Shoving me into a hole and lowering my self-esteem. Call me names, and phsically hurt me. Every insult brings me a step closer to commiting suicide. By the time your done reading this, two people have killed themselves because of haters or bullies. Please, don't just stand there. Help someone and Defeat the Label.

Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.


Things not to do in Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.


Random Quiz Thingy!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"He said:' I will summon the greatest storm ever known.'" -The Red Pyramid by: Rick Riordan

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Fox News. NOT my idea, but my dad was watching it while i was in the same room.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:45 (What kind of question is this?)

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:05.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The static of horrible AM stations and the distant rumbling of Fox News reporters.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier today when my mom & I were going to WalMart.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A piece of toast. (Seriously, who comes up with these questions?)

9. What are you wearing?

My middle school orchestra T-shirt, a pair of capris, and pink knee socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah. It was really weird. My arch nemesis's mom killed my mom, and one of my friends was mad at me for driving my other friend to school because she needed a ride, but he usually drove me to school (because somehow we're allowed to drive,despite only being 12), and then everyone i knew was in this play (including my arch nemesis and her mom), and it was about poisoned pizza, and it was just very weird.

11. When did you last laugh?

About an hour ago when i was reading this Fanfic about Voldemort buying Girl Scout Cookies. It was so hilarious!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Um, posters, shelves, a Pokemon card, coins, a lamp, a bulletin board, and a mirror.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Lots of weird stuff going on in my head, but in real life, not really.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

These are some strange questions. i mean, really, who asks what time it is? I want to know who made up this quiz!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd give a lot of money to my friends and to charity, then spend the rest on an iPad, a cell phone, and go on a huge shopping trip and buy whatever i want because i really don't feel like listing all the things i want to buy, cause there's a lot.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I still sleep with a stuffed animal (my beloved gecko Freddie),

I have golden brown hair that sticks out in weird places, and

I own more than 10 books about Pokemon. (13, to be precise!)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Save all the endangered animals!!! I'm an animal lover!

19. Do you like to dance?

Only in the privacy of my home and occasionally around my friends and when you're supposed to, like at dances or something. But not full out, Bust-a-move kind of dancing.

20. George Bush:

All I know is that there's 2 of them, they were both once our president and they're from Texas. I know nothing of politics.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kristen (Kris), Carter, Alexandra (Alex), or Sapphire.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jasper, Obsidian, Christopher, or Titanium (Ty).

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Only if all my friends were there. Can't live without 'em!


WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly. (This one's my favorite!)

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. (If brown counts as dark)
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 3

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I would like to, but my mom would go nuts.)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band/orchestra.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 9

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 2

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (What?)
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
(It sucked. A lot.)
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (What hardcore person loves the Ninja Turtles?)
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Thanks, Dad)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (Do ones for math & science count?)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (ONE.)
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (27!)
Total : 5

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese. (I enjoy sniffing everything. *Sniffs a pair of socks*)
Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear.
You are constantly called weird.
You blurt out random things.
You slap random people for the fun of it.
You write on your hand.
You drew on your shoes.
You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, i probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.)
You text your best friends ex.
You don't care if people mock you.

You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer.
Total: 9

I'm a weird geek and lovin' it! *Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne plays while she and her friends dance around like idiots*


Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Boomerangs can cast spells.
It's possible to gamble moonlight.
Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
Rainbows have power.
Fruit bats can be deadly.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Percy Jackson Quotes!!!

Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can.
Grover: The dam snack bar?
Zoe: Yes. What is funny?
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - The Titan's Curse

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse)

"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." - Aphrodite (Titan's Curse)

"New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth)

"You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Apollo (Titan's Curse)

"Love is powerful. It can bring the gods to their knees." - Aphrodite (The Lost Hero)

"There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."-Athena (Titan's Curse)

"Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes." - Annabeth Chase (The Lightning Thief)

"See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-FREAKIN'-Melts!"-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) (TOTALLY! TEXAS OWNS YOU!)

Percy: Braccas meas vascimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"' (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it.
Annabeth: Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle. (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables? Annabeth: That's hummus. Hubris is much worse. Percy: What could be worse than hummus? (SOOO not true, Percy. Hummus is awesome)

- Percy & Annabeth, Sea of Monsters

"Spouted facts all the time. So annoying."
"I wish she was here."
The others nodded.
-Percy and Grover, (Titan's Curse)

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' (Battle of Labyrinth)


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Carolyn

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Carizzle (Ummm, okay?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Dragon (COOL!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): What's a street name?

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Glacamil (YaY! I'm a jedi! I don't care if my name sounds like a medication for getting rid of mucus! I'M A FREAKIN' JEDI!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) : Blue Water (Ew.)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aaaiude (How do you pronounce that?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Marie Paul (Is Paul even a last name? Well, now it is!)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Pumpkin (Weird. I LIKE PUMPKIN PIE.)

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Carfolkkyyyn (What. The Heck.)


Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.


Fake I.D.

1.Put your playlist on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
La La Land- Demi Lovato (Booyah.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Gunpowder & Lead- Miranda Lambert (Makes sense. I'm quite violent when I'm angry)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Falling Down- Selena Gomez (Yeah, I fall a lot. I'm very clumsy XD)

WHAT IS 22?
Love Story- Taylor Swift (Either this means that love blinds us from being able to do proper math, or it's saying that I'm really dang stupid)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Before he Cheats- Carrie Underwood ( I have no comment)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Soul Man- Sam & Dave (This makes no sense whatsoever.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Black Horse and the Cherry Tree- KT Tunstall ( So i live in a world where Black Horses talk and hearts can be extricated without the body dying of blood loss...COOL!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Songs like this- Carrie Underwood (So I'm gonna be a heart-broken revenge-seeker? Great...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
A Year Without Rain- Selena Gomez (Makes sense)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Forever and Always- Taylor Swift (That's not good, is it? (It makes more sense if you listen to the song))

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Every Rose it's Thorn- Poison (Kewl.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Count on Me- Bruno Mars

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Pokerap GS- Pokemon (That I've got a Pokemon song on my iPod? Not exactly a big secret when i sing this wherever i go. SUDOWOODO, CORSOLA, TEDDIURSA, SNEASEL- Everyone: SHUT UP!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Grenade- Bruno Mars (Doesn't make sense)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift (Oh Noes!)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Jolene- Dolly Parton (I'm gonna die of depression over losing the love of my life... these past few questions have been going real well, huh?)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Our Song- Taylor Swift

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Footloose- Kenny Loggins (WooHoo!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Fearless- Taylor Swift (I don't see how this makes me cry...)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Mine-Taylor Swift (I think that's a yes...)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Speak Now-Taylor Swift (I am afraid of public speaking...)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Stuck like Glue- Sugarland (Is that a yes or not? I'm so kunfused...)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Heart of Rock & Roll- Huey Lewis & The News (Ironic, this is an old song.. and it was only 69 Cents on iTunes!)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Time After Time- Cyndi Lauper

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Fake I.D.- Big & Rich Feat. Gretchen Wilson (That's gonna be misleading...)


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Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Most Epic Game Of Pong Ever by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
I got bored, so I made this.
Crossover - Pong & Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Love Remains The Same by the cantarella of odile reviews
A collection of fics featuring pairings/characters from the anime, manga, and games. Includes character-centric drabbles, SoulSilvershipping, Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, Franticshipping, Ferriswheelshipping and many, many more.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 228 - Words: 196,886 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/12/2011
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Wind Waker by AngelRin89 reviews
Link and Midna battle their way through the Temple of Time, they come across a curious hidden room, not on the map, in there they find a object that was forgotten by time. A gateway opens, pulling the two in, eventually awakening to find themselves in a world covered in water. Even stranger, they come across a young boy who bears a resemblance to Link, even sharing his name!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,514 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Link, Midna, Tetra
333 Ways to get your PokeDex Revoked by sapphirianEternity reviews
Join the Dex Holders as they do things that get on everyone's nerves. Pairings... Honestly, what pairings HAVEN'T I used in this thing yet? Based off of iTorchic's "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of..." series. Cover image was drawn by Acetrainer777.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011
LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
A humorous look at some scenes from the Legend of Zelda games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012
Someday by jspotter reviews
Someday, the world will stop spinning and it'll all make sense again. But until then, all they can do is keep fighting. James/Lily One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Know When You're in Love by Lauriarty reviews
Sherlock finds himself in the difficult position of admitting his feelings to John Watson after The Fall. While he is quite sure that there is no one else but John, fate doesn't seem to agree. Shameless Johnlock implications, Sherlock POV.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,404 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
one track mind, one track heart by xLostInTheSun reviews
Snippets of Hermione's life before Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
She Wants The B by softplops reviews
Barry and Vanessa decide to heat things up in their relationship
Bee Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Barry B., Vanessa B. - Complete
Finality by MG12CSI16 reviews
"All in all they agree that they've done good, the proof lying in the years spent growing old, traveling and doing what they loved. But most of all it came in spending every possible moment together, a bond no one could ever dream of breaking." Johnlock through the years following the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cupid's Bow by imagination junkie reviews
Sherlock nearly blows up the flat. John makes breakfast. Kissing ensues. Light, fluffy, shameless JohnLock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What is it about you? by daleksanddetectives reviews
An unusual pair, Sherlock and John. How could two people so different end up being so right for each other? Sherlock tries to work out what it is that made them click all that time ago in the lab. Leads into relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Frustrations of Loving John Watson at Five in the Morning by KillerSockz reviews
"A glimpse into one file in one folder in one drawer in one cabinet in one room in Sherlock's Mind Palace - a room reserved for paradoxes, futile pursuits, miscellaneous garbage, and John Watson." Sherlock/Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Prophecy of Mystery by TailsDoll13 reviews
A normal girl, living a normal life...has not-so-normal friends. Then, her normal world is turned upside down when her teacher's assistant goes haywire and she, along with her friends, are sent to CHB. Leyna! T because a charrie is Punk/Goth, so her mouth must be washed out with soap. Also it mentions things not appropriate for the younger age group. Shazer, OUT! Redo of a story
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Nico A.
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Legend of Zelda: After Skyward Sword by CleoArrow reviews
What happens to Link and Zelda after they finish their adventure in Skyward Sword. They try to live on the surface, but not everything goes as planned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,353 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Blossom by Music Intuition reviews
They would blossom, for however long they could manage. - OldRivalShipping; Green & Blue.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Alive by musiclover99 reviews
Sally Jackson gets a call at 12:40 in the morning. But she's okay with it, because it's a voice she hasn't heard in such a long time. Please read the AN end . One-shot; Sally-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Trouble by Stars on Wings reviews
Paul and Dawn get in to trouble after disrupting class. What happens when they have to face their consequences... Together?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Castling by BluechanXD reviews
They ask me why. What's so special about the nerdy sixteen year old boy with the thick rimmed glasses who lives three houses down the street across from the ocean? It's quite simple, I always say.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Cheren - Complete
Domesticity by Trinkets for Tall Tales reviews
A snippet of Link and Zelda's life together after the events of Skyward Sword. Spoilers for Skyward Sword. Link/Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
En Mariage by LxZrulez reviews
"…Quit standing there like an idiot, Link! Hit Big-Ugly while you can, the Groosenator ain't that easy to reload!" Crack-fic
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Groose, Link - Complete
ZARTER by Broadway4eva reviews
Many of my best friends here on FanFiction love Zarter. This is your Christmas present, guys! Seven 100-word drabbles based off of our favorite pairing, Zarter. Merry Christmas!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Zia, Carter K. - Complete
Secret Santa by MalibuXinXtheXsunshineXX reviews
A secret Santa gift exchange leads to a little bit of love ;D
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf - Complete
Again by Broadway4eva reviews
For HyperAndProudOfIt's contest. Angry and confused, Zia pours her thoughts regarding Carter and her feelings about him onto paper, hoping it will help her find the truth and closure. Based on Here We Go Again by Demi Lovato.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Zia, Carter K. - Complete
Those Three Little Words by Twilit Feline reviews
After the events of Skyward Sword, Link and Zelda share a short little moment. Oneshot. SPOILERS FOR SKYWARD SWORD!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Hyrule? by Tritone reviews
Groose and Link ponder on a magnificent name for the surface.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Link, Groose - Complete
The Five Rules of Being Psychic by MalibuXinXtheXsunshineXX reviews
Pokemon. Four girls with unspeakable powers. Four boys whose minds they couldn't read. Five Rules to live by. One list. Love will keep them apart, but it will also bring them together. Contestshipping! Ikarishipping! Oldrivalshipping! Pokeshipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,593 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Question 7 and a Half by Starran reviews
"Your name is Black Hyann." No it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a duck." No. "3. You're too sexy for your shirt." I QUIT. /MangaQuest/Special/OldRival/Frantic/Agency/AU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
His Number One Princess by Jenn-pen reviews
She might not be a real princess,but she's as real as a princess would get to Dia. Fluffy Song Reference Fic. Dia's POV. Commonershipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Dia, Platina - Complete
Bride by TopazSunshine reviews
Every father's nightmare clashes with every daughter's dream. –SapphireProf.Birch
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Prof. Birch/Prof. Odamaki, Sapphire - Complete
Diamond & Platinum by MillefioreCloudGuardian03 reviews
She was born to be a Princess, and he was born to be her Prince. CommonerShipping/Diamond x Platinum/DiaPura
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Dia, Platina - Complete
Strawberry Mark by blueberry cookie reviews
Because in the end, it was supposed to be, since the very beginning. - Mangaquestshipping: GoldxCrystal
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Picture This by MalibuXinXtheXsunshineXX reviews
Ikarishipping! Oneshot. Dawn's still not over Paul, even though they broke up three years ago. Now, he's back in her life. And she has to face whether or not she still has feelings for the boy who broke her heart.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Pokédivalicious by DainoChild reviews
Ruby and Sapphire are exploring Unova. Ruby loves the people, the styles, except - what's with that green haired abomination in the cape! The story of why N isn't a total fashion disaster like the rest of Team Plasma.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ruby, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Do Opposites Attract? by PikaForce reviews
He annoys her. She annoys him. They're perfect for each other. A series of "one sentence per word" drabbles centered around various PokeSpe pairings; for now, OldRivalShipping. REVIEW! Rated K.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - unknown 3, unknown 2
Masquerade by SurferGurl14 reviews
At midnight, your true love will find you. For Dawn will it be someone she would have never expected? Ikarishipping! X:Oneshot to kick off the Ikarishipping Summer Romance Contest!:X
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
even if it kills me by that dark-haired girl reviews
"It takes Percy Weasley twelve years to pick up the pieces." Featuring Percy/Penelope, Percy/Grief, Percy/Motorbike, and Percy/Audrey. Formerly "Twelve."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,969 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Balance by file- DS reviews
Why do Green and Blue like each other? He's hard working and responsible. She's a free spirit, and negligent. I guess it's just a refreshing change for both of them. Old rival, and cute.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/18/2011 - unknown 3, unknown 2 - Complete
Children of Ourania by Flamaij reviews
Eight teenagers chosen by the elements. An evil group of people who tries to take over the world. A prophecy that promises peace. Will it fulfill though? Written with StoryLover95. On hiatus.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,623 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
Our Name is Our Virtue by that dark-haired girl reviews
She knew Draco Malfoy was up to something when he asked her for a lock of her hair, but she gave it to him anyways. – Twenty facts about Asteria Greengrass, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Two Separate Worlds by azurelegance reviews
It was an attraction that could not go unnoticed, but one dividing factor could not be ignored... they belonged in two separate worlds. Full summary inside. Guriburu/Oldrivalshipping. ::complete::
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,901 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - unknown 2, unknown 3 - Complete
The Ballad of Green and Blue by Flaming Tigress Mage reviews
Their story could never really be called 'normal' or 'traditional'. It didn't matter. -Vague spoilers through Emerald Arc, nothing definite beyond Volume 15 of the manga. OldRivalShipping, Japanese names.-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2009 - unknown 3, unknown 2 - Complete
And Lightning Strikes by that dark-haired girl reviews
Parvati stays away from all tropical fruits, save pineapples, because of this. - Twenty facts about Parvati Patil, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Parvati P., Anthony G. - Complete
And Now I'm All Ready to Fly by that dark-haired girl reviews
In a way, Oliver owes his love of flying to Lucius Malfoy. - Twenty facts about Oliver Wood, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Before this Dance is Through by that dark-haired girl reviews
Besides…she was eleven. It wasn’t like she knew any better. – Twenty facts about Audrey Davies, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Audrey W., Roger D. - Complete
One For Each Night by that dark-haired girl reviews
Or, the Eight Fics of Hanukkah. Multiple pairings, mostly post-war/next-gen. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,405 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Anniversary by that dark-haired girl reviews
George has been acting weird. Well, weirder than usual...also, what's with the pineapple? George/Verity Valentine's Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - George W., Verity - Complete
Elegy by that dark-haired girl reviews
Five Lies Roger Davies Tells His Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Roger D., Audrey W. - Complete
Until Drew Goes Insane List by AriMax98 reviews
Credit goes to Condawg1 and also it's a belated B-day gift for her. Old, unedited, crack list.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Drew/Shū - Complete
Passion by that dark-haired girl reviews
It’s only natural that the ways she expresses her affection are exuberant, chaotic, and even sometimes hurtful to the people she cares about. Violet-Centric Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Dean T., OC - Complete
Next by that dark-haired girl reviews
Ten facts, twenty people - a look into the next generation. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Angelina by that dark-haired girl reviews
Angelina Johnson, post "Deathly Hallows". Drabble-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Memories by that dark-haired girl reviews
Late at night, she thinks of her. - Molly and Bellatrix remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Last Moment by that dark-haired girl reviews
This isn’t your friend. She hasn’t been that girl in almost twenty years. No, this is "Bella" - a cold, cruel, calculating shell of a woman. Where she was once warm, if a little indifferent and aloof, this stranger is hard and angry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Happy New Year by that dark-haired girl reviews
As long as he can remember, Teddy Lupin has felt like an outsider. But Victoire Weasley thinks that they are more alike than he realizes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
The Titan's Revenge: The Next Generation reviews
It's been 20 years since the Giant War was won. Everything's calm in the world, and all of the demigods have settled down and raise the next generation of Greek Warriors. But, none of them expected the next Great Prophecy would come to pass in their lifetime. Of course, nothing ever goes the way anyone expects it to, does it? This is the Legacy of the Next Generation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.