C0ldSteel
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Joined 03-16-11, id: 2794064, Profile Updated: 10-09-14
Author has written 18 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sherlock, Anton Chekhov's The Duel, Angel, How I Met Your Mother, Happy Days, Life on Mars, Arrow, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and Early Edition.

Call me Steel.

I'm sharp and cold. I'm 50% crazy, 25% compassionate and 25% suicidal.

I take it as a personal failure that two of my stories have been up for a very long time without receiving a single review.

I write commissioned stories. Send me a message and we'll work something out.

I sometimes use things in my stories that I'd rather not be asked for. For instance...

Please don't ask for:

lemon

F-words

stories in which Bella Swan is exactly like canon Twilight UNLESS parodied (or unless she is barely part of the story)

stories that bash a certain race, religion, etc UNLESS parodied

Do ask for:

Dr. Who

Torchwood

Charmed

Firefly

Sherlock

Harry Potter

Grimm

Once Upon a Time

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

Life On Mars

I can do other things too--those are just suggestions.

Crossovers!

Controversial topics (but be careful what you wish for)

Classic movies/well known TV shows

Anime - be specific; I'll only write what I know and like. (Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist (pref Brotherhood), Death Note, Bleach, Howl's Moving Castle, possibly others)

I also make commissioned fan art--message me with your idea and we'll discuss it.

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Responsibility by PadgetGG reviews
It's awkward conversation time! The thought occurred while watching FMA (Brotherhood)... considering how young the boys were when their dad left and their mother died, there might be a serious gap in their education... Rated T just to be safe for the topic and a little swearing. (Dad!Mustang Mom!Hawkeye)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Captain Jack's Treasure by astraplain reviews
Jack masquerades as the long lost master of Torchwood manor to search for a legendary treasure. Inspired by the old Disney movie, Candleshoe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
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Arrow Edition reviews
That's right-Arrow crossed with Early Edition. Gary Hobson travels to Starling City and finds much more than he bargained for. T for now; eventual slash. First chapter is more like a K or K-plus. The list of Early Edition characters has been added! Finally.
Crossover - Arrow & Early Edition - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Oliver Q., Gary H.] Thea Q., Marissa C.
Lead and Protect reviews
A dark, angsty story about Eren and Levi. If you need a happy story, this is not it. However, I promise it does not have a miserable ending. Levi discovers that something has happened to Eren, something that happened to Levi years ago. Now he must use the painful memories of his past to help Eren deal with his present.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,548 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 4/21 - Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
No More Than Friends reviews
Everyone needs something from Levi, but for different reasons. Levi/? xD Kinda humorous in the end. It's rated M for a reason.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/25 - Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A., Mikasa A. - Complete
Four Walls May Make a House But It Takes Hart To Make a Holmes reviews
Sherwood/Torchlock :p The horniest man in the universe plays opposite the least interested man in the universe. Jack never asked for this. Watson never dreamed this was possible. Rated M for heavy lemon.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [John H., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty] John W.
Denial reviews
Gene won't admit his feelings... but is he really the one who's fighting the most denial? T for adult themes; no lemon or even lime.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sam T., Gene H.
Nine Tenths of the Law
Sam has an awkward favor to ask of Annie. He gets a lot more than he bargained for. Rated M for good reason, but follow instructions and you can cut it down to T. Might have more chapters later which will probably have similar content.
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Annie C., Gene H., Sam T., Raymondo C.
I Go To Extremes reviews
Sam gets a look at two very different sides of Gene Hunt. Then he has to carefully work out which parts are real and decide what to do about it. Sam/Gene, slash, M for non-con, lemon. (Has a happy ending, though it starts out very dark.)
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Sam T., Gene H.] - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Picks up after Fonzie Loves Pinkie and takes a few twists away from the show plot. Fluff. Doesn't have to be slash, but definitely blurs the lines. M rating because Fonzie got into mischief, as expected...
Happy Days - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Fonzie F., Richie C.
I'm Always Here reviews
Gene's difficulties in one relationship spawn awkwardness in another. T to be safe for dirty words and "suggestive themes." Gene/Missus with iffy Gene/Sam.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Gene H., Sam T. - Complete
Big Game reviews
It's MorMor as I guarantee you've NEVER seen it. Think Warrior Cats for adults only not. Includes a little JohnLock and Adliarty. (They finally fixed the Seb tag! *cheers*) Rated M for stuff you might or might not see in a nature program. xD
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb] [Sherlock H., John W.]
The Never-Ending Adventures of Barney Stinson reviews
Ted's not the only one who can tell a good story. The safest way to expose all the dirt on your friends (and especially the dirt on yourself) is to wait until you're already dead. Duh. Legendary fun from Barney's point of view! M rating for possible future chapters; first is T.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Barney S., Ted M.
Screwed Up reviews
Wesley has just had a traumatic experience and Spike can relate. Maybe he can do more. One-shot; takes place right after the episode "Lineage." Wesley/Spike
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Wesley W.P., Spike] - Complete
This New Life reviews
The Doctor Duplicate feels a little out of his depth in a new universe, but he has his best friend to help him find his way. 10th Doctor duplicate/Rose Tyler ship. Rated M for mature content in later chapters. Starts out clean.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,872 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] [Jackie T., Pete T.]
The Frock reviews
Ivan Andreitch Laevsky gets playful and devilish with his mistress, even though he knows he shouldn't. Continuation of a scene from the movie—you won't remember it if you've only read the story. For mature readers.
Anton Chekhov's The Duel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - I. Laevsky/Vanya, Nadyezhda F./Nadya
Hungry and Horny reviews
Based on the BVS episode "Faith, Hope and Trick." Quick, humorous one-shot about teenage girl hormones. Contains girl slash. Buffy/Faith
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Buffy S., Faith L.] - Complete
Spare Wheel reviews
The Doctor finally takes Jack traveling with him. They are joined by the Master, Jack's brother Gray and others, but someone always seems left out. Slash content, lemon-lime. Spoilers for DW, Torchwood and Firefly; crossover-ish Jack/Doctor and other pairings
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 218,097 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Saw You Next Year reviews
Jack and the Doctor have two journeys to take... one to catch a villain and one to find each other. T rating is for unrequited slash...ness. Major spoilers for both Doctor Who and Torchwood. You've been warned! Jack/Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Left Behind reviews
One-shot that takes place around the time of Jack's reunion with the Doctor. Mild slash-ish theme. Jack/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete