Kamarile
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Joined 12-01-00, id: 27948
Author has written 12 stories for Wheel of Time, Misc. Books, Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy I-VI.
It's been a long time since I've posted anything here, and it's doubtful I will again, since MSTs are now illegal and Wheel of Time humor has gotten harder to do the lamer the series gets. But if you like my stuff, come check out my MSTs at http://www.livejournal.com/~dictionarysquad. Lots of the old stuff I used to have here is posted there, and we're adding more constantly. As for me, I'm eighteen, I'm a dork, and I haven't used that e-mail account for years.
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The Ancient Tome reviews
A wise, authorinserted Aes Sedai character discovers a mysterious ter'angreal in the vaults of the White Tower, which she then uses as a form of very heavyhanded, meanspirited satire.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
And Mat and Perrin reviews
A short little parody I slapped up with the incidental aid of my sister a long time ago. I can't say that the Backstreet Boys weren't asking for this one...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2001
A Good Little Girl reviews
Once again, proof that I can't write a story without having it come out all weird. FF4. Yay!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2001 - Published: 4/14/2001
Dream of Red and Yellow reviews
FF6. Late at night, Gogo has an odd conversation....
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2001
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Gholam reviews
A WoT fairy tale.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2001
Anticlimax reviews
My first venture into the mainstream. Not exactly the most engrossing title, but oh well. Please read and review.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2001
Maiden's Choice: the Randland Infomercial! reviews
Have you ever wondered what hard-core athlete Far Dareis Mai need to survive the heat? Well have we got a product for you!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/15/2000
Sunhair reviews
The life of Ilyena Dalisar done in really short and strange vignettes. Hope you like it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
The Child's Guide to A Song of Ice and Fire reviews
Okay, so I posted this years ago, and there STILL isn't a section for "A Song of Ice and Fire? What's up with that, people? I will write more chapters once GRRM finishes the next book. Ergh. I'm going insane.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2001
The Gleeman reviews
Another parody! This time, I attack Billy Joel.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2000
R.J. and the Mat reviews
A parody of "Casey at the Bat", about the release of The Path of Daggers in October of 1998. If you were there for the whole two-year wait with Mat Cauthon lying underneath a wall, you know what I'm talking about.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2000
The Gholam reviews
Here's a parody of Poe's classic, "The Raven". WARNING: SPOILERS! Don't read this if you haven't finished the sixth book, Lord of Chaos.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2000