Author has written 14 stories for Left 4 Dead, Call of Duty, and Uncharted series.
Birthday: 9 May
Country: South Africa
Favorite Games: Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, How To Train Your Dragon, CSI, Eragon, World of Warcraft, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 1, 2 and 3, amd the Warcraft series.
Favorite Movies: Zombieland, How To Train Your Dragon and Eragon
Favorite Characters: Ellis, Nick, Columbus, Tallahassee, Hiccup, Toothless, Eragon and Saphira (These are not pairings!!)
Favorite TV shows: CSI (all of them), Clash of the Gods, The Simpsons and The Walking Dead.
Interests: Watching TV, playing computer games, reading, writing stories and poems, drawing and day-dreaming
Favorite YouTube videos: I'm a BIG fan of Kilplix N Friends, Criken, gNatFreak, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, etc.
Life-long Dream: To be a famous author (of course!)
I really love Greek Mythology, so you might see me use a lot of Greek names in my fanfictions.
Check out my Youtube Channel! - http://www.youtube.com/user/DZombieDragon?feature=mhee
I also have a dA account! -
I will gladly take requests, just a few rules:
For those who have me on their Author Alert and got an e-mail about my story, Reminiscence, it has now been put back up! I'm not gonna care what other people say about my stories, for I do have people who support them! Thanks to Clara the Wolf for encouraging me to put it back up! You rock, man!
This message is for Cato Bellona
I had no intention at all to hurt anybody who suffered from that tragedy. If you had bothered to look at my profile, you would've noticed that I'm only a young girl, and I'm still a bit new to fanfiction. Also, if you had bothered to read the story properly, you would've noticed that the story almost had nothing to do with the apocalypse, I just used the characters. If you wanted to send a review, I would've accepted things like, 'Americans may find this sensitive, so be careful in the future' or 'People may find this upsetting that you used a game to compare to a tragedy.' But no, instead you go ahead and say things that are so irrational and rude, like, 'This story says that you probably don't even care about what happened that year.' I understand what you were trying to say, but you could've said it nicely, instead of acting like a complete asshole. I went to your profile, and saw that you like criticizing people. If you were going to 'point out my errors,' as you say, again, you could've said it in a much nicer way. I just won't tolerate your tone, or your criticism. Next time you want to criticize a story of mine, or anybody's story for that matter, I suggest you use constructive criticism, or don't review at all, or else you're probably gonna end up with a very bad reputation on this site. If you do see this and wanna reply, I will only read the reply if it's an apology or something close to that, else I'll ignore it. The reason why I didn't put this as a PM, is cause I didn't wanna start a PM war or something like that. So, that's all I've gotta say. I hope this got you thinking, in the good way.
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(If you can read this, put it in your profile)
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong
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Now read the third words in each sentence... if you laughed, copy and paste this on your profile to make someones day!
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You know you've been on the computer TOO long when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or MySpace.
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12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
REMEMBER WHEN ...
"So let me get this straight. We get you your shit, and you'll help us get to the mall, right? Okay. You screw us, and I will kill you with your own gun." - Nick
"Everybody, gather 'round. Let's pray. Dear Lord, see us safely through our time of trial in this mall, and please, Lord, let the food court be okay." - Coach
"Keep an eye out for the evac center. Also, the food court. I am STARVING." - Coach
"Shit! I think I accidentally grabbed diet cola. We should go. Hey thanks, Witaker!" - Rochelle
"Hey, Whispering Oaks! Shit, I used to go there when I was a kid!" - Coach
"Oh, good. Now we can die there as adults." - Nick
"Buddy, if you can get me out of this alive, I will deep-fry you an entire Goddamn cow!" - Nick
"Holy shit, guys! KIDDIE LAND!" - Ellis
"He's like a five-year-old, with guns, and a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language." - Nick
"Sometimes it feels like we baby sitting, doesn't it?" - Coach
"I wish I could be that happy. Oh, to hell with it! Whoo! Kiddie Land!" - Rochelle
"I find a burger tank in this place? I'm going to be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach
"Cotton candy. The king of foods." - Coach
"Oh yeah. Cotton candy. The wise pharaoh of food. Sitting atop the food pyramid, passing judgement on all the lesser foods." - Coach
"You must be this tall to ride. Sorry, Ellis. It's been real, man" - Coach
"You must be this tall to ride. Well, least there won't no Jockeys in there." - Coach
"Nope. Just lots and lots of Tanks." - Nick
"You got your wish, Ellis. We're in an amusement park ride." - Nick
"This ain't that kind of ride, Nick. *whispers* This is where you make out with your girlfriend." - Ellis
"Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air?" - Nick
"*chuckles* How many Tunnel of Love memories you got, Nick?" - Coach
"Pss! Ha! Several. Easily." - Nick
"Well, looks like we going through the Tunnel of Love, people. No hanky panky!" - Coach
"Well, looks like we going through the Tunnel of Love, people. Stay close to me." - Coach
"I think we should clarify what constitutes 'close'." - Nick
"Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the Infection hit? Or even Atlantic city? Instead I'm trapped in some Goddamn hillbilly Tunnel Of Love." - Nick
"Did you see that sign out front? Cousins only day today." - Nick
"Hey, no smooching, y'all." - Coach
"Into the swan maintenance room of love!" - Ellis
"This is the LONGEST Tunnel of Love I've ever seen!" - Nick
"I don't remember the Tunnel of Love being this LONG. I must've had something else on my mind." - Coach
"Hm. Shit. First time I ever couldn't wait to get out of the Tunnel of Love!" - Coach
"Look, the big guy upstairs isn't ready to take you yet. Let's get you on your feet." - Rochelle
"Hell if I'm carrying you! Get up!" - Rochelle
"You gotta be this tall to get in here, Ellis. Sorry, buddy. You'll be missed." - Nick
"Ha ha ha." - Ellis sarcastically (in reply)
"Help! Help! Heeeelp!" - Ellis (while in closet)
"Oh, c'mon, man. I'm getting bored up here! Get me outta here!" OR "Oh, c'mon, man. I'm getting bored! Get me outta here!" - Ellis (while in closet)
"*spits* Oh! You didn't do mouth-to-mouth on me, did you?" - Coach
"Oh hell. I'm back here." - Coach
"Oh, excuse me! EXCUSE ME?!" - Coach
"You. Are. Shooting. Me." - Nick
"Unless you want to be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me!" - Nick
"Don't shoot me! Shoot the Tank!" - Coach
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Shoot the Tank, man, the Tank!" - Ellis
"Do I look like a ten-foot-tall monster?!" - Coach
"HEY! Shoot the Tank!" - Coach
"Hey, c'mon! Shoot the Tank, y'all, not me!" - Ellis
"He's bashing me into shit!" - Ellis
"Can someone shoot this Goddamn thing!" - Nick
"Aww hell! It's pounding me to death!" - Ellis
"Shoot the big guy pounding me into the ground!" - Nick
"This thing is beating my ass!" - Nick
"HEEEEEEEEELP!" - Ellis (while falling)
"GOODBYYYYYYE!" - Ellis (while falling)
"SORRY, Y'AAAAAAALL!" - Ellis (while falling)
"HEY! IN CASE Y'ALL DIDN'T SEE IT, I GOTTA TANK ON ME!" - Coach
"THIS IS CRUSHING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" - Ellis
"YOU SEE THIS-OW-BIG GIANT-OW-THIS THING ON ME!" - Nick
"KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM! OH, GOD! KILL HIM, KILL HIM! - Rochelle
"I pissed the Witch off!" - Nick
"Coming through! Witch on my ass!" - Ellis
"'Encountered?' Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and twenty other parts I don't even recognize! We are immune as SHIT!" - Coach
Left 4 Dead
"We been immune so far, but - well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me." - Bill
"What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that?" - Francis
"Here they come! Zoey, just pretend they're all helicopter pilots!" - Francis
"Zombie, Francis! He. Was. A. ZOMBIE!" - Zoey
"When things go back to normal,Zoey, Bill, I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'm gonna teach yo ass how to read." - Louis
"Bill, can I borrow your medkit? I just want to look at it." - Francis
"Francis, is that you or the sewer?" - Bill
"Ahh... more stairs." - Bill
"Hey Bill, it's your favorite - stairs!" - Zoey
"Hey Bill, more stairs!" - Zoey (when seeing more stairs)
"The one thing that survives this train wreck is a tank?" - Zoey
"Somebody want to get the door? I'll open the next train car with a tank in it. Promise." - Zoey
"If I go down, go on without me—actually no, wait, save my ass." - Louis
"If I go down, promise you'll go on without me, get help, then come back and save me." - Francis (cut)
"Speak up, Francis. Your voice got all muffled from yer head being so far up yer ass." - Bill
"You know who's gonna survive this mess, Francis? It ain't the fella makin' jokes." - Bill
"Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut, Francis. You'll aim better." - Bill
"Hey guys? Remember when I said don't come after me? I was kidding, can someone come get me? HELP!!!!" - Louis
"Francis, that's my ASS you're shooting!" - Louis
"Nice shot Bill, that was my ass!" - Francis
"It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm." - Columbus
"When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties." *zombie eats fat guy* "Poor fat bastard." - Columbus
"But as the infection spread and the chaos grew, it wasn't enough to just be fast on your feet. You had to get a gun and learn how to use it. Which leads me to my second rule: The Double Tap." *woman shoots zombie once and checks to see if its really dead* "In those moments when you're unsure the undead are really 'dead' dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head..." *supposed 'dead' zombie jumps up and bites the woman's ankle, bringing her down* "...and this lady could've avoided becoming a Human Happy Meal." *many more zombies arrive and attack the woman while she tries to fend them off* "Woulda, coulda, shoulda." - Columbus
"Even though we were never really close, it'll just be nice to see a familiar face...or any face that doesn't have blood dripping from its lips and flesh between its teeth." - Columbus
"Here's the deal, Columbus. I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch, so I give this relationship to about Texarkana." - Tallahassee
"I can tell already you are going to get on my nerves." - Tallahassee
"Sno Balls? Sno Balls?! Where's the fucking Twinkies?!" - Tallahassee
"Time to nut up or shut up." - Tallahassee