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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Ranma, and Inheritance Cycle.

I'm from Singapore, and I speak English with a Chinese accent, Chinese with an English accent and Malay and Japanese with a foreigner-who-knows-twenty-words accent.

I've been addicted to reading absolutely anything since I was about five. Pamphlets, road sign, EVERYTHING.

I play BvS. It's a great game, you should totally try it htt p : // www . anime cubed . c om / billy / ? 15 742 2 .

My real name literally means "child with authority" or "little authority".

I dislike:
Pointlessly long fight scenes (especially a group cameo-ing all their special moves),
Injustice against sympathetic characters,
Incredibly clumsily contrived coincidences as part of plot (unless it's funny),
Using "cleverness" as an excuse for what is clearly omniscience,
People talking in ways that real people would never talk in,
Giving out embarrassing secrets about one's past to total strangers
Spending chapters and chapters gaining super powers and then not using them

I like: Stories that make sense logically (no unlampshaded plot holes).

I don't mind yaoi/yuri, but any shotacon or lolicon is disgusting (unless it's good!fic).

It's Shan Pu, not Xian. Why so hard to get right? If you want to use the original Chinese names in the first place, do your research first. Also, Mu Si and Ke Lun. I've seen people actually write Ko Lon, when the character Lon doesn't even exist in the Chinese language.

Shan Pu also means "mountain peaks", and is somewhat of a character joke by the author.

Naruto OC

Feel free to cameo my OC, but ask if you want to use it for more than that.

Name: Uchiha Kenko
Age: Died at 14 in the Uchiha Massacre. If the Massacre does not happen, she is still alive.
Favourite food: Unagi
Favourite colour: Lavender
Rank: Chunin at point of death, Sp Jonin at 17 if she survives

Appearance: Long unbraided blue hair to her elbows, large dark eyes, short. Has kitty ears and a tail of the same colour as her hair.

Abilities:
Sharingan
One-tomoe in the left eye, two in the right. When she's looking closely at something, she tends to close her left eye and squint with the other.
Conceptual Deception (Gainen no Magen)
A genjutsu that draws on the target's preconceptions. The target experiences what they expect to happen, making it especially hard to break. Instead of requiring Kenko to maintain it, it fades when dispelled. Can be used with the Sharingan.
Sealing Amateur
Dabbles in seals as a hobby. Has the bad habits of getting distracted and adding mostly useless minor functions (let's add glitter!), never making notes on what seals do (oh, so that's where my old version of the Cat Seal went!) and troubleshooting defective designs via trial and error (oops - well, you can buy a new one?).
Personal seals:
Perpetual Illusion Seal (Eien Fuuin) - A seal that maintains a genjutsu. It can be pre-programmed to change on certain conditions. Can be dispelled.
Cat Seal (Neko Fuuin) - Two seals, one on the top of her head under her hair and the other on her tailbone. They maintain a genjutsu that makes her appear to be a catgirl. When dispelled, they reform quickly. A variant on the Perpetual Illusion Seal. Side-effect: The link to her brain that lets her move the ears and tail causes a mild feedback that makes her easily distractible. She makes up for this by memorising things with the Sharingan.
Kunai Throwing
She's pretty good at throwing kunai too.
Other ninja skills
Feel free to fill this in with whatever.

Afflictions:
Sickly
Even though diagnosed with both asthma (zensoku) and anemia (hinketsu-shō), she persisted on becoming a ninja. She's thin and can't fight for a prolonged period of time.
Poor Self-Control
Because of the Seal, she's easily distracted by collectible things, such as glittery crystals, information, or identical bottles. She'll do almost anything to get them, short of spending lots of ryo.

Personality:
Cat Lover
Why she made the Cat Seal. She feeds strays, but she can't keep any tame ones because of her job as a ninja.
Helpful
She'll drop whatever she's doing to offer advice to anyone in need.
Lesbian
She'll still flirt with guys, but not as much. Being touched by guys makes her nervous, though she tries to hide it.
Deadpan Liar
The way she talks (fast, cheerful, almost constantly smiling) doesn't change with what she's saying, to the extent that's hard to tell when she's being sarcastic.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 18h - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality). It's easy to ask the big questions - where does magic come from, how can we end death, and what will end the world? - but much harder to answer them. Find out what happens to our heroes once they leave school... and tackle the rest of life! Permanent home at this url: goo dot gl/Q8hwLb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 19h - Published: 4/9 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence by BayesWatch reviews
Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,160 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 3/16 - Ginny W., Luna L.
Doom: The Kanto Saga by Sir Chris reviews
This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 199 - Words: 118,493 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/6/2011
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,468 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. Updates every 2 weeks on Sunday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/3 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,009 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,623 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
r Animorphs: The Reckoning by WhatWouldEnderDo reviews
AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/4 - Elfangor, Jake
Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation. AU (will be update! Just taking a while, sorry)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by daystar721 reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,387 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male), Leaf
Still In(,) The Mirror by Lilgreenman reviews
A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
To Boldly Go by Khyron42 reviews
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Voldemort, Alastor M. - Complete
The Two Year Emperor by EagleJarl reviews
COMPLETE! An interdimensionally kidnapped 'hero', a world that runs on very strict Rules As Written D&D, an overwhelmingly powerful invading army, and a smartass fire elemental who moonlights as a water heater. Yep, it's time for a whole lot of aspirin and some *serious* Munchkining.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 357,533 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6880 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 6,274 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29802 - Favs: 16,085 - Follows: 14,344 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7238 - Favs: 7,634 - Follows: 6,844 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
[HIATUS. Incomplete] In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,000 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 7,740 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6621 - Favs: 5,424 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 8,142 - Follows: 8,781 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 4,390 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Oyu No Ranma by Zorknot reviews
Ranma gets himself stuck as a girl early on. Now she's got completely new problems. In ch. 17, everybody wins! Well, except the losers, but who cares about them? Also a new curse is revealed and a couple people end up dying.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/12/2002
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Mistakes by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. Japan didn't know how his actions would affect his brothers. Dragon shows him. Warnings for dark content including discussion of rape and severe injuries, child abuse, drug use, mental illness, and references to real historical atrocities.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,181 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Japan, China
Exciting Investigation of Eastern Mysteries by Nathan Huss reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya has always been looking for aliens, time-travelers, espers, and sliders, but has yet to find any... at least to her knowledge. However, who's to say that those are the only kinds of mysterious beings out there?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Hogwarts and the Hyperion by Rulerofwords reviews
Sex. Love. Centaur hookers. Thestral raccoons. SCVs. Monocles of destruction. Hermione. Jim Raynor. Zerglings. Hogwarts students vs. zerglings. The Hyperion. And a love that transcends dimensions. This story has everything you want . . . and more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., James R.
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
All For Show by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Instant Corpse Party, Party Not Included by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What do you do with your own cadaver? Not to mention the bodies of your friends and guardians? A story of the first days traveling the yellow yard.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - John E., Jade H., Davesprite - Complete
Lilim by Laryna6 reviews
Lilim are a type of incubus that visit men in dreams and take advantage of them. Kaworu was oblivious to the effect he had on Shinji. Shinji wished Kaworu was a little less pure.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N., Rei A.] - Complete
Surly Bonds of Earth by Saphroneth reviews
Eustace Clarence Scrubb, who went to Narnia and left as the Un-Dragoned. But being a dragon sat well with him, so would he want to give it up?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Eustace Scrubb
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Picking Your Battles by Durandall reviews
A deconstruction of one particular element common in Haruhi fanfiction that's meant to end on a positive note. A rewrite to give all of the characters involved a fairer showing.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Compilation by JellyfishBlues reviews
All of my older stories on a per-chapter basis, previously deleted for reasons that made sense at the time and now baffle me.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 170,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Spare Change by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
The Promises we Exchanged that Day by DigiFruit reviews
When the leaves change color for autumn, bright orange clothing doesn't seem like such a dumb idea for camouflage anymore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living Backwards by ravengal reviews
AU. Before Ranma and Akane have even met, the changes in their lives cause them to 'go underground'. When they do meet, they're both disguised as each other's gender, one a bit more literally than the other. Cue the confusion and chaos. RanmaxAkane
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies: The Trials of Kirima Harasami by Immatrael reviews
Kirima Harasami was an ordinary student in Tokyo-3 High School. Then a blue-haired, red-eyed girl called Rei joined her class, and her life became a whole lot more interesting than she ever wanted. Spinoff fanfic from NGE: Nobody Dies.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rei A.
Princess by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Certain secrets of Julien's come to light. Deals with FTM transgender issues - sorry for blatant spoiler, I'm trying to forestall flames here. No pairings.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,738 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - King Julien - Complete
Ranma no Zettai Kareshi by Anchoku reviews
Ranma/AB/FC xover. Ranma beta-tests a prototype of the Lover Shop's Nightly Lover simulated boyfriend and then Ranma takes on a new fiance. Chapter 19: Monday Madness. Is it getting warm in here?
Crossover - Ranma & Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 233,104 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Ranma
The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Naruto redone with crack and swear words by funkmasterjo reviews
Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Dreaming of Konoha by Silent Magi reviews
A lot of things in the Naruto-verse just do not make sense in the light of logic reasoning... from the sheer overpowering of the Sharingan, to the summons, to the anachronistic technology... like it's all just a dream... What if... the dreamer woke up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006
The Curse by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no Bijuu, pre-Kakashi Gaiden, ONE-SHOT. Minato has a secret little problem. Kushina will find out what it is, by any means necessary. When she finds out, he might find out something, too... Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fission by HomerNet reviews
When Ranma Saotome and Usagi Tsukino collide in the middle of their respective transformations, it leads to a whole slew of changes in the lives of both heroes. Ch. 8, Part 1 up
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,335 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Ranma
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
To Be A Gentleman by Rayneken reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to handle their fight in a more honorable, and less exhausting, manner. The outcome disturbs them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And I Liked It by muchoblidged reviews
Hinata finally asks out Naruto, but finds herself in love with both sides of him. Pairing/s/: NarutoxHinata, NarukoxHinata SHOUJO-AI, CROSSDRESSING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 7,175 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's Polyjuicing Whom? by Lord Jeram reviews
Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Susan B., Hannah A.
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Break the Sky by nanadaime reviews
AU. On the night Naruto learns he is the container for the Kyuubi, Mizuki tells him another of Konoha’s secrets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U.
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Adventures of Lost Girl, Darth Mousse, and by Hunter Kid reviews
Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse go all the way to Jusenkyo to try to cure themselves, but it doesn't turn out quite as planned...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005
A Saotome In Konoha's Court by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A silly piece where I attempt to use the Ranma 1/2 cast to cause as much confusion, consternation and chaos in the Naruto world as possible, just for laughs.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,324 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Ranma
Private Time by muishiki reviews
Everyone knows that Ranma's got girls after him all the time. How's a boy supposed to get some satisfaction without triggering WWIII? What about the other characters? WARNING: some chapters contain strongly adult content - not for minors.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Ranma
Shadow of a Doubt by muishiki reviews
How does Konoha's most surprising ninja learn the fine art of self pleasure? Why, with a shadow friend, of course! Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
A Game is Fine Too by gsteemso reviews
Ranma wakes up in a very, very unexpected position. How the heck did WINNING a fight lead to THIS? Ryoga can’t believe it either.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Ranma
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Someday, Somewhere by Otaku D-Man reviews
Eighth Mistake Made – The Hunt Begins and the Girls Learn Things About Themselves and Each Other That Complicate Things Even Further.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/22/2003
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 867 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Notebook by DB Sommer reviews
Osaka finds a notebook with a catch
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
The Manipulation of Hogwarts by Chip of Silver reviews
You ever wonder why the staircases move? Why you can see the sky in the great hall. Why there's a Basilisk in a school? Well, here's my theory and I blame Godric Gryffindor. This is just a silly fic that explains some of the odd things at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
After the Falls by serenphoria reviews
Just because Sasuke came back doesn't mean everything's all right. For a change so small, who could guess the consequences would be so great? [Deviates after Valley of the End]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sleeping Arrangements by ignitesthestars reviews
People always assume Sakura sleeps in the middle. NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Sacrifice For Manhood by Golden Arms reviews
What if, at the end of "Nihao, My Concubine," Akane stopped Ranma from destroying his hope-for cure?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Krimzon Blades by Lathis reviews
A Ranma/Claymore Fusion. In a world ruled by blondes, can a single redhead really make a difference? A story of beautiful ladies with huge swords . . . what's not to love?
Crossover - Ranma & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,242 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ranma - Complete
The Most Powerful of Magics by drakensis reviews
Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Luna - Complete
Remember the King by drakensis reviews
Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 397 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome Home? by Lathis reviews
After being banished to another world for two years, Ranma finally returns home. There is only one thing he needs now . . . Revenge. A Naruto Crossover Like Everyother . . . among others . . . OneShot.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ranma - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 280 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Vurt Ninjas by rayemars reviews
In a world where virtual reality comes prepackaged in feathers, and where knowledge can literally kill, Naruto introduces a new game to Sasuke and Sakura: one called 'Konoha.' [Fusion with Jeff Noon's Vurt.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,036 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Why Sailor Pluto Hates The Bet by P.H. Wise reviews
Ranma, Sailor Moon, Evangelion. It involves ancient curses, Sailor Senshi, giant robots, Demon Queens, and people who always have their hands steepled in front of their mouths to save on the cost of animation.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,489 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Ranma, Ukyo
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sexual Endeavours by Ichinohei Hitomi reviews
Ranma's mother wonders why he doesn't have any...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,673 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Ranma
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Repetition by The Sh33p reviews
History repeats in strange ways, and not all traditions or acts of kindness are readily apparent or easily understood. Oneshot, moderate AU, set during the timeskip. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Learning Curve by jjonahjameson reviews
In this beginning, the Web-Slinger had a few things to learn about protecting his city-and his city had a few things to learn about him! COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Straight Answers by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Just how DOES all that chaos around Ranma stay balanced?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Nabiki, Ranma - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Avoiding Cinnabon by L. Emmist reviews
An Andalite at the mall. What more do I need to say?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2002
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Only Half The Story reviews
A surprising plot twist happens. If Tobi can turn out to be Obito, why not? Features timetravel, genderbending and general insanity. No pairings... yet. Not a Ranma crossover. Not any kind of crossover. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Logical Discontinuity reviews
During the final battle with Galbatorix, Saphira dies. Or does she? Timetravel.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Saphira, Eragon S.
Ranma: Everybody Dies reviews
I, a humor writer, am writing a grimdark story. Possibly even more grimdark than A Series Of Unfortunate Events. In fact, the word grimdark is included in this summary five times - that's how ridiculously grimdark it is. Are you ready? No pairing, duh.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Ranma, Genma
Actually, The Necklace Was Cursed After All reviews
This story is about the First Hokage's necklace 初代火影の首飾り, Shodai Hokage no Kubikazari .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U.
Useful Poison reviews
Ranma gets an idea for a martial arts style. Warning: Kodachi and P-chan may or may not die, depending on reader interpretation. Non-graphic violence of Akane hitting Ranma with an object.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Bad Attention reviews
Naruto reveals that he's actually known that Hinata's been stalking him ALL ALONG. Gasp! Warning: includes adult things, small children should go read Enid Blyton. First fic, and therefore not an accurate reflection of my views/writing style.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete