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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Ranma, and Inheritance Cycle.

I'm from Singapore, and I speak English with a Chinese accent, Chinese with an English accent and Malay and Japanese with a foreigner-who-knows-twenty-words accent.

I've been addicted to reading absolutely anything since I was about five. Pamphlets, road sign, EVERYTHING.

I play BvS. It's a great game, you should totally try it htt p : // www . anime cubed . c om / billy / ? 15 742 2 .

My real name literally means "child with authority" or "little authority".

I dislike:
Pointlessly long fight scenes (especially a group cameo-ing all their special moves),
Injustice against sympathetic characters,
Incredibly clumsily contrived coincidences as part of plot (unless it's funny),
Using "cleverness" as an excuse for what is clearly omniscience,
People talking in ways that real people would never talk in,
Giving out embarrassing secrets about one's past to total strangers
Spending chapters and chapters gaining super powers and then not using them

I like: Stories that make sense logically (no unlampshaded plot holes).

I don't mind yaoi/yuri, but any shotacon or lolicon is disgusting (unless it's good!fic).

It's Shan Pu, not Xian. Why so hard to get right? If you want to use the original Chinese names in the first place, do your research first. Also, Mu Si and Ke Lun. I've seen people actually write Ko Lon, when the character Lon doesn't even exist in the Chinese language.

Shan Pu also means "mountain peaks", and is somewhat of a character joke by the author.

Naruto OC

Feel free to cameo my OC, but ask if you want to use it for more than that.

Name: Uchiha Kenko
Age: Died at 14 in the Uchiha Massacre. If the Massacre does not happen, she is still alive.
Favourite food: Unagi
Favourite colour: Lavender
Rank: Chunin at point of death, Sp Jonin at 17 if she survives

Appearance: Long unbraided blue hair to her elbows, large dark eyes, short. Has kitty ears and a tail of the same colour as her hair.

Abilities:
Sharingan
One-tomoe in the left eye, two in the right. When she's looking closely at something, she tends to close her left eye and squint with the other.
Conceptual Deception (Gainen no Magen)
A genjutsu that draws on the target's preconceptions. The target experiences what they expect to happen, making it especially hard to break. Instead of requiring Kenko to maintain it, it fades when dispelled. Can be used with the Sharingan.
Sealing Amateur
Dabbles in seals as a hobby. Has the bad habits of getting distracted and adding mostly useless minor functions (let's add glitter!), never making notes on what seals do (oh, so that's where my old version of the Cat Seal went!) and troubleshooting defective designs via trial and error (oops - well, you can buy a new one?).
Personal seals:
Perpetual Illusion Seal (Eien Fuuin) - A seal that maintains a genjutsu. It can be pre-programmed to change on certain conditions. Can be dispelled.
Cat Seal (Neko Fuuin) - Two seals, one on the top of her head under her hair and the other on her tailbone. They maintain a genjutsu that makes her appear to be a catgirl. When dispelled, they reform quickly. A variant on the Perpetual Illusion Seal. Side-effect: The link to her brain that lets her move the ears and tail causes a mild feedback that makes her easily distractible. She makes up for this by memorising things with the Sharingan.
Kunai Throwing
She's pretty good at throwing kunai too.
Other ninja skills
Feel free to fill this in with whatever.

Afflictions:
Sickly
Even though diagnosed with both asthma (zensoku) and anemia (hinketsu-shō), she persisted on becoming a ninja. She's thin and can't fight for a prolonged period of time.
Poor Self-Control
Because of the Seal, she's easily distracted by collectible things, such as glittery crystals, information, or identical bottles. She'll do almost anything to get them, short of spending lots of ryo.

Personality:
Cat Lover
Why she made the Cat Seal. She feeds strays, but she can't keep any tame ones because of her job as a ninja.
Helpful
She'll drop whatever she's doing to offer advice to anyone in need.
Lesbian
She'll still flirt with guys, but not as much. Being touched by guys makes her nervous, though she tries to hide it.
Deadpan Liar
The way she talks (fast, cheerful, almost constantly smiling) doesn't change with what she's saying, to the extent that's hard to tell when she's being sarcastic.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Godless by insertbestname reviews
Raised in an isolated shrine by the wolf-kami and priests, Mira is tasked to revive the kamigami in a land bloodied by the Third Shinobi World War. After a tragic mistake, Villages soon target her - including the Leaf's Team Minato. Caught between the world of kamigami and the world of man, Mira must forge a path which could destroy either one. OFC-focus, pre-Gaiden, RationalGenAU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,253 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5h - Published: 6/3/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 246,136 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,635 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 758,594 - Reviews: 5136 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,266 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 5,082 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,305 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Bad Apple by GaleSynch reviews
"Some people just aren't cut out to be heroes, you know?" "I didn't need you to be a hero, I just want you to be my older brother." / It's funny how I'm somehow special enough to be reincarnated in a fictional world, but everything still revolves around Naruto and even I can't fight it. Self-Insert/Anti-hero OC, Rebirth fic. SI-as-Yondaime's son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,443 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U., OC
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,825 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 230,834 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 224,352 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 184,086 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
r Animorphs: The Reckoning by WhatWouldEnderDo reviews
AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,578 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Elfangor, Jake
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,052 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,129 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,193 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem by Tozette reviews
The invasion didn't fail. Team seven is long gone. Konoha has burned to the ground. And Sakura finds herself carrying half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies and other people's legs. [Grim, absurd and very violent. No romance.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,857 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 259,273 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
Rider of Lightning and Metal by Myricle reviews
Hiccup Haddock is the last intern to be admitted to the Artificial Draconic Consciousness Project – the scientific attempt to emulate the minds of the long-extinct dragon race. But if a computer can think for itself, is it still just emulation? And why is he the only one who seems to care? A sci-fi retelling of the first movie… roughly speaking. May contain traces of robot dragons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,753 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 2/5 - Hiccup, Toothless
Lady Lazarus by Juliedoo reviews
Red hair and the weight of the world on her back. When you get down to it, being Kushina isn't all that different from being Harriet. AU. [fem!Harry reincarnated as Uzumaki Kushina]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,515 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 4/13 - Harry P., Minato N., Kushina U.
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 275,897 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14562 - Favs: 10,217 - Follows: 9,905 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 4,869 - Follows: 5,717 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,610 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 8573 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 4,127 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Glory by Eiruiel reviews
Someone wakes up on the wrong side of the wrong bed... in the wrong body. Things are probably going to get worse. SI OC fic. / Now discontinued. Please make your way over to its rewrite, "Glory Rewritten."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,278 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., OC - Complete
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,940 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 213 - Published: 5/19
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 264,000 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,673 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
All For Show by Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Oyu No Ranma by Zorknot reviews
Ranma gets himself stuck as a girl early on. Now she's got completely new problems. In ch. 18, there is a dragon. Also, Ryoga and Nabiki get lost, then find themselves, and Ranma has the worst experience of his life.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/12/2002
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8170 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 8,644 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 100,573 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Finding the Way by ack1308 reviews
Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,199 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Tattletale, Panacea, Miss Militia, Danny H.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 9,865 - Follows: 10,509 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dragonfly by Kettobase reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,450 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 4,638 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 114,008 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence by BayesWatch reviews
Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,916 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 5,022 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 274,541 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Who's Polyjuicing Whom? by Lord Jeram reviews
Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,234 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,715 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Confrontation by ack1308 reviews
Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Skitter, Aegis, Panacea, Armsmaster - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,822 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. This is officially half-crack now. No, seriously, it's crack. Please treat it as such.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Never Had A Friend Like Me by Bookworm Gal reviews
The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,571 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Timmy, Norm the Genie, OC - Complete
Taylor's Apartment by muishiki reviews
Post Gold Morning, Taylor struggles to get her life back in order. She gets a little bit of unexpected help from some of New York's most common residents. Complete
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Skitter - Complete
Hogwarts and the Hyperion by Rulerofwords reviews
Sex. Love. Centaur hookers. Thestral raccoons. SCVs. Monocles of destruction. Hermione. Jim Raynor. Zerglings. Hogwarts students vs. zerglings. The Hyperion. And a love that transcends dimensions. This story has everything you want . . . and more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., James R.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 5,801 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Doom: The Kanto Saga by Sir Chris reviews
This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 199 - Words: 118,493 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 3/6/2011
Still In(,) The Mirror by Lilgreenman reviews
A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
To Boldly Go by Khyron42 reviews
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Voldemort, Alastor M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32240 - Favs: 19,213 - Follows: 15,674 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 212 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
The Magic Bullet by MinuSeveN reviews
This was why Hermione didn't sleep anymore. Answering her thoughts eagerly, the combat knife that had been hidden under her pillow blurred into her hand as a gun. It was safer that way, somehow. Everything else might fail her, people, teachers, knowledge, herself... but she would always have her power with her. [Hermione with Miss Militia's powers]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Miss Militia
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers. (Revision In Progress, read Prologue for August '16 update)
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 201,173 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Louise, OC
Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
A Survivor is Born by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 8,751 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 4886 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 5,151 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Swinging Pendulum by cyan96 reviews
The fabric of time and space is more delicate than one would imagine, especially when seals are practically made to tear a hole in their workings. The traveller in question isn't exactly whooping for joy to be in the past. And five-year old Jiraiya certainly hadn't expected to stumble upon the enigma known as Uzumaki Naruto. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,777 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6890 - Favs: 6,781 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Neurocracy by Frantic Author reviews
In some worlds, Taylor is a hero. In others, a villain. And sometimes, however rarely, she walks the lines betwixt and between.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,708 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Skitter, Legend
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Panacea for the Soul by Arthur Hansen reviews
Happenstance, chance or just luck... Taylor Hebert takes a different route home one winter afternoon from school and limps into the sights of Amy Dallon. Healing a sprained ankle wouldn't make a bit of difference, right?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,971 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Skitter, Panacea
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Mistakes by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. Japan didn't know how his actions would affect his brothers. Dragon shows him. Warnings for dark content including discussion of rape and severe injuries, child abuse, drug use, mental illness, and references to real historical atrocities.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,181 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Japan, China
Exciting Investigation of Eastern Mysteries by Nathan Huss reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya has always been looking for aliens, time-travelers, espers, and sliders, but has yet to find any... at least to her knowledge. However, who's to say that those are the only kinds of mysterious beings out there?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Instant Corpse Party, Party Not Included by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What do you do with your own cadaver? Not to mention the bodies of your friends and guardians? A story of the first days traveling the yellow yard.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - John E., Jade H., Davesprite - Complete
Lilim by Laryna6 reviews
Lilim are a type of incubus that visit men in dreams and take advantage of them. Kaworu was oblivious to the effect he had on Shinji. Shinji wished Kaworu was a little less pure.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N., Rei A.] - Complete
Surly Bonds of Earth by Saphroneth reviews
Eustace Clarence Scrubb, who went to Narnia and left as the Un-Dragoned. But being a dragon sat well with him, so would he want to give it up?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Eustace Scrubb
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,635 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Picking Your Battles by Durandall reviews
A deconstruction of one particular element common in Haruhi fanfiction that's meant to end on a positive note. A rewrite to give all of the characters involved a fairer showing.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Compilation by JellyfishBlues reviews
All of my older stories on a per-chapter basis, previously deleted for reasons that made sense at the time and now baffle me.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 170,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Spare Change by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
The Promises we Exchanged that Day by DigiFruit reviews
When the leaves change color for autumn, bright orange clothing doesn't seem like such a dumb idea for camouflage anymore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living Backwards by ravengal reviews
AU. Before Ranma and Akane have even met, the changes in their lives cause them to 'go underground'. When they do meet, they're both disguised as each other's gender, one a bit more literally than the other. Cue the confusion and chaos. RanmaxAkane
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Ranma, Akane]
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies: The Trials of Kirima Harasami by Immatrael reviews
Kirima Harasami was an ordinary student in Tokyo-3 High School. Then a blue-haired, red-eyed girl called Rei joined her class, and her life became a whole lot more interesting than she ever wanted. Spinoff fanfic from NGE: Nobody Dies.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rei A.
Princess by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Certain secrets of Julien's come to light. Deals with FTM transgender issues - sorry for blatant spoiler, I'm trying to forestall flames here. No pairings.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,738 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - King Julien - Complete
Ranma no Zettai Kareshi by Anchoku reviews
Ranma/AB/FC xover. Ranma beta-tests a prototype of the Lover Shop's Nightly Lover simulated boyfriend and then Ranma takes on a new fiance. Chapter 19: Monday Madness. Is it getting warm in here?
Crossover - Ranma & Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 233,104 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Ranma
The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto redone with crack and swear words by funkmasterjo reviews
Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Dreaming of Konoha by Silent Magi reviews
A lot of things in the Naruto-verse just do not make sense in the light of logic reasoning... from the sheer overpowering of the Sharingan, to the summons, to the anachronistic technology... like it's all just a dream... What if... the dreamer woke up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 4,379 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Curse by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no Bijuu, pre-Kakashi Gaiden, ONE-SHOT. Minato has a secret little problem. Kushina will find out what it is, by any means necessary. When she finds out, he might find out something, too... Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fission by HomerNet reviews
When Ranma Saotome and Usagi Tsukino collide in the middle of their respective transformations, it leads to a whole slew of changes in the lives of both heroes. Ch. 8, Part 1 up
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,335 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Ranma
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
To Be A Gentleman by Rayneken reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to handle their fight in a more honorable, and less exhausting, manner. The outcome disturbs them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kyonko's New Life by LagomorphMan reviews
Kyon wakes up one day as a girl, in yet another one of Haruhi's bizarre incidents. Now s/he must find out what happened, save the world from another near-apocalypse, and hopefully change back to normal. But, first he needs to ask, does s/he even want to?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,111 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
And I Liked It by muchoblidged reviews
Hinata finally asks out Naruto, but finds herself in love with both sides of him. Pairing/s/: NarutoxHinata, NarukoxHinata SHOUJO-AI, CROSSDRESSING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3762 - Favs: 8,558 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Lady of the Mountain by Flashfyre5 reviews
Ranma Saotome, now 31, lives alone on the side of a mountain, as a woman. Nobody knows who she is-not even her name-but when a wandering martial artist asks Ranma to teach him, bits of the past she thought long gone begin to reappear. Complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,087 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Break the Sky by nanadaime reviews
AU. On the night Naruto learns he is the container for the Kyuubi, Mizuki tells him another of Konoha’s secrets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U.
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Adventures of Lost Girl, Darth Mousse, and by Hunter Kid reviews
Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse go all the way to Jusenkyo to try to cure themselves, but it doesn't turn out quite as planned...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005
A Saotome In Konoha's Court by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A silly piece where I attempt to use the Ranma 1/2 cast to cause as much confusion, consternation and chaos in the Naruto world as possible, just for laughs.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,324 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Ranma
Private Time by muishiki reviews
Everyone knows that Ranma's got girls after him all the time. How's a boy supposed to get some satisfaction without triggering WWIII? What about the other characters? WARNING: some chapters contain strongly adult content - not for minors.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Ranma
Shadow of a Doubt by muishiki reviews
How does Konoha's most surprising ninja learn the fine art of self pleasure? Why, with a shadow friend, of course! Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
A Game is Fine Too by gsteemso reviews
Ranma wakes up in a very, very unexpected position. How the heck did WINNING a fight lead to THIS? Ryoga can’t believe it either.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Ranma
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Someday, Somewhere by Otaku D-Man reviews
Eighth Mistake Made – The Hunt Begins and the Girls Learn Things About Themselves and Each Other That Complicate Things Even Further.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/22/2003
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 1,203 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Notebook by DB Sommer reviews
Osaka finds a notebook with a catch
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
The Manipulation of Hogwarts by Chip of Silver reviews
You ever wonder why the staircases move? Why you can see the sky in the great hall. Why there's a Basilisk in a school? Well, here's my theory and I blame Godric Gryffindor. This is just a silly fic that explains some of the odd things at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
After the Falls by serenphoria reviews
Just because Sasuke came back doesn't mean everything's all right. For a change so small, who could guess the consequences would be so great? [Deviates after Valley of the End]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Sacrifice For Manhood by Golden Arms reviews
What if, at the end of "Nihao, My Concubine," Akane stopped Ranma from destroying his hope-for cure?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Krimzon Blades by Lathis reviews
A Ranma/Claymore Fusion. In a world ruled by blondes, can a single redhead really make a difference? A story of beautiful ladies with huge swords . . . what's not to love?
Crossover - Ranma & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,242 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ranma - Complete
The Most Powerful of Magics by drakensis reviews
Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Luna - Complete
Remember the King by drakensis reviews
Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/2/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 482 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome Home? by Lathis reviews
After being banished to another world for two years, Ranma finally returns home. There is only one thing he needs now . . . Revenge. A Naruto Crossover Like Everyother . . . among others . . . OneShot.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ranma - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 350 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Vurt Ninjas by rayemars reviews
In a world where virtual reality comes prepackaged in feathers, and where knowledge can literally kill, Naruto introduces a new game to Sasuke and Sakura: one called 'Konoha.' [Fusion with Jeff Noon's Vurt.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,036 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Why Sailor Pluto Hates The Bet by P.H. Wise reviews
Ranma, Sailor Moon, Evangelion. It involves ancient curses, Sailor Senshi, giant robots, Demon Queens, and people who always have their hands steepled in front of their mouths to save on the cost of animation.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,489 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Ranma, Ukyo
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sexual Endeavours by Ichinohei Hitomi reviews
Ranma's mother wonders why he doesn't have any...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,673 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Ranma
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Repetition by The Sh33p reviews
History repeats in strange ways, and not all traditions or acts of kindness are readily apparent or easily understood. Oneshot, moderate AU, set during the timeskip. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Learning Curve by jjonahjameson reviews
In this beginning, the Web-Slinger had a few things to learn about protecting his city-and his city had a few things to learn about him! COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Straight Answers by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Just how DOES all that chaos around Ranma stay balanced?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Nabiki, Ranma - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Avoiding Cinnabon by L. Emmist reviews
An Andalite at the mall. What more do I need to say?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Only Half The Story reviews
A surprising plot twist happens. If Tobi can turn out to be Obito, why not? Features timetravel, genderbending and general insanity. No pairings... yet. Not a Ranma crossover. Not any kind of crossover. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Logical Discontinuity reviews
During the final battle with Galbatorix, Saphira dies. Or does she? Timetravel.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Saphira, Eragon S.
Ranma: Everybody Dies reviews
I, a humor writer, am writing a grimdark story. Possibly even more grimdark than A Series Of Unfortunate Events. In fact, the word grimdark is included in this summary five times - that's how ridiculously grimdark it is. Are you ready? No pairing, duh.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Ranma, Genma
Actually, The Necklace Was Cursed After All reviews
This story is about the First Hokage's necklace 初代火影の首飾り, Shodai Hokage no Kubikazari .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U.
Useful Poison reviews
Ranma gets an idea for a martial arts style. Warning: Kodachi and P-chan may or may not die, depending on reader interpretation. Non-graphic violence of Akane hitting Ranma with an object.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Bad Attention reviews
Naruto reveals that he's actually known that Hinata's been stalking him ALL ALONG. Gasp! Warning: includes adult things, small children should go read Enid Blyton. First fic, and therefore not an accurate reflection of my views/writing style.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete