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Joined 03-17-11, id: 2795387, Profile Updated: 02-11-12
Author has written 17 stories for White Collar, Criminal Minds, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Legend, Marie Lu.

Hey, all. My name's Amanda. So, some stuff about myself... Well, I'm a girl (duh). I have light brown hair that's about two-four inches past my shoulders. My eyes are blue. You never see me without my hair in a pony-tail, or my MP3. I am absolutely addicted to White Collar, it's an awesome show. I'm also really into Criminal Minds. I can read pretty much any book in two days or less. I've got about twenty non-fanfic stories either stared or planned. I can't stand math, numbers confuse the hell out of me. I prefer words. Much easier to manipulate into doing what I want them to do.


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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.


Epic Quotes!

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." --Jack Sparrow

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

It's fun until somebody gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

"Man, you way a freaking ton! What have you been eating? Rocks?" "Why? Is your head missing some?" -Fang & Max (Maximum Ride)

"I can talk to fish!" "Ask one over for dinner." -Angel/Fang (Maximum Ride)

"Can I come in?" "No! I'm in a towel!" "I'm blind!" -Iggy/Max/Iggy (Maximum Ride)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and wondered where the heck the ceiling was.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the 'up' button.

Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

Duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side, a light side, and holds the world together.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Worst excuse for not doing your homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because I just farted.

He who laughs last probably didn't get it.

Wear short sleeves; support the right to bare arms!

"Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it!" -Neal Caffrey (White Collar)

What starts with 'F' and ends in 'Uck?' A Firetruck!

People are like Slinkies; good for nothing, but still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'm great in bed; I never fall out.

You're so ugly, you're the proof that God has a sense of humor.

When someone sweeps you off your feet, remember you're in the perfect position to be dropped on your ass.

If the world doesn't end December 21, 2012, I bet there'll be a lot of babies born in September, 2013.

You know how you blow on hot food to cool it down? Am I the only one who notices doing it to ice cream too?

If all your boyfriend want is breasts, thighs, and legs, tell him to go to KFC and get a value meal.

You'd be in great shape if you could run as fast as your mouth.

Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Go solve your own damn problems!

Dear Math, I cannot find your x. She's not coming back. Don't ask me y. Just get over it.

I don't care what they say, the guy who milked the first cow and drank what came out was just a perv.

I wonder why Dante's Inferno didn't have Math as one of the tortures of Hell...

The leading cause for divorce is marriage.

Remember: If someone insults you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 2 to reach out and bitch-slap them.

Dear Students, I can tell when you're texting in class; no one stares down at their crotch and just smiles.

I love it how, in horror movies, the woman calls out "Hello?" Like the killer's gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"


When life gives you lemons...

Throw them at the guy in front of you and run like hell!

Give them back and demand candy.

Give them back and demand bacon.

Make Lysol!

Go egg Life's car!

Make grape juice, sit back, and wonder how on Earth you did it.

Make flock splatter art!

Go kill Life!


You might be a red-neck if:

If you've ever pronounced Canada, can-a-dee-uh...

If your children have driven a trackhoe/backhoe before they got the training wheels of their bike...

If you consider camo your favorite color...

If your daughter's dream car is a pick-up truck...

If your daughter's idea of a good time is trudging through the woods in the middle of winter...

If you/someone you know is a grammar freak who often says ain't...

If you can sing along to every song on your local country radio station, including some that are older than you...

If a bonfire is one of your favorite smells...

If your daughter walks in the garage in hunting season and the first thing she says is "Did you shoot anything yet?"...

Okay, so I some of my favorite books/shows, here are my favorite pairings. (Not with married couples/slash (unless that's cannon))

White Collar: Neal/Sara

Legend: Day/June

House of Anubis: Eddie/Patricia (Peddie!) Nina/Fabian (Nabian!) Mara/Jerome

House of Night: Zoey/Stark Stevie Rae/Rephiam Erik/Nicole

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When in New York, Don't Fall for a Con by EarlyMorningWishes reviews
My name is Ezzy. I have wings, and I'm stuck in New York. But then I meet a con, and get wrapped up in an FBI investigation. Why must my life be so complicated? I mean really, what did I do? OC and no real pairings. Max and the Flock will come in later.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,650 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/6/2011
Lollypops and Glass Walls by BunBunBabe reviews
Neal is bored at work one and decides to liberate some money from his co-workers in some haremless betting that he can seduce their boss in an hour. Slash, Humor and implied sexual activity.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Forced Sleepover by Whiitewolf reviews
What happens when the BAU is forced to spend the whole night together? Games ensue! And secrets are spilled! WARNING: Major OOC. This entire fic is out of character. It's meant to be that way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,732 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Holding Tight by Jegrde reviews
Tragic news leaves Reid unraveling right before a case review. Derek is fast on his heels when the genius flees the scene. Read as friendship or more. Minor character death. Beware the feels! Oneshot - Now a Twoshot. JEG
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Anklet Memories by Catii'aSofii'a reviews
Nicholas Caffrey finds something in his Dad stuff... Future Fic, One Shot.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Neal C., Sara E. - Complete
Reid's 21st Christmas by Dragon Claymore reviews
It's Reid's first Christmas with the FBI and the BAU. When the weather turns bad and he has to stay with a colleague, can they make a better Christmas together than they would've had apart?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Lipstick on Your White Collar by joy2190 reviews
Neal is planning to make a quick killing in an office bet but it looks like he's heading for a fate far worse than super max.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Caffrey The Snowman by Pokeyshadow reviews
Just a little holiday fun with a bit of angst
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Pokémon Song And Dance by I wanna be the very best reviews
Reid loves the Pokémon theme song. No lemon, pure fun, very hilarious if I do say so myself though.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/24/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Perks Of The iPhone by AndreeaRaducan reviews
JJ has a new iPhone, and is just discovering how humiliating the auto correct can be...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Wooded by BlackthornTree reviews
Morgan and Reid are somewhere in a forest, and Reid's concussed. Things aren't going so well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/30/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Halloween Tricks by JJCM reviews
Written for the Masquerade Challenge. It's Halloween and Spencer Reid needs a costume. JJ and Morgan decide to have some fun.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
A User's Guide to DR REID by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DR. REID! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free Derek Morgan plushie. Unecht series part 1.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Smurfette and Dracula by AndreeaRaducan reviews
JJ is mortified by her Halloween costume...until she sees the others, and until she meets a handsome young vampire...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Triggers & Ties: A Bit of Bosch by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Jack's experiences with his Grandmom Brooks are far from ideal, but when Jack starts sending drawings to Grammy Reid, it's clear to Aaron and Spencer that their son desperately wants to meet her. Will Jack's experiences with Grammy Reid be the same?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Cold Hearted Snake by flashpenguin reviews
Think you know the members of the BAU? Maybe once you see them from the perspective of a snake you might change your mind. Written for the fanfic challenge on CCOAC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Erin S. - Complete
Witch Hunt by Gianni Lee reviews
In a small town in Maine a witch hunt will begin unless the B.A.U. can solve a series of murders…and quickly before an innocent woman and Dr. Reid fall victims to a town's hysteria.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Blood Stained Hands by Catii'aSofii'a reviews
Neal sacrifices himself twice in the same day. The first time, he exchanges himself for Elizabeth's life. Then, he takes a bullet for Peter, ending up between life and death. Neal/Sarah Elizabeth/Peter and Peter/Neal bromance! Sad beginning, happy ending!
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Not With You by MusicSavesMe711 reviews
Reid is kidnapped... Again. The team has to get him back, but they won't take chances- not with him at stake. One-shot T for violence. Can be ReidxHotch but not really written for that specifically.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Nightmares & Dreams by PiercedStarling89 reviews
Derek Morgan awakes from a terrible nightmare, & a certain Doctor knows just how to fix him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Reid's Gone Country by United Profilers reviews
Morgan isn't very fond of Reid's new taste in music.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
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I'll Be Fine reviews
"Trust me, Thomas. I'll be fine." Before his death, Metias has a very serious conversation with his best friend, Thomas. Spoilers for both Legend and Prodigy. Please don't read unless you've finished both. One-shot.
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Minutes to Midnight reviews
The very belated thrid instalment of the Federal Custody series. Chris is being blackmailed, her family threatened. Until she can get leverage on this guy, she has to play by his rules. And every second counts in this race against the clock.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012
Man in the Mirror reviews
Neal realized that he doesn't like the man he sees in the mirror. Based on Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson. Neal's P.O.V. One-shot. Post-Judgement Day. K. Fluff.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Neal C. - Complete
You've Got Mail reviews
Post- Judgment Day. Spoilers! After Neal and Moz run, Neal sends emails to everyone they left behind. Can he sum up the words he left unsaid and the good-bye's he didn't have the chance to give? White Collar, you've got mail.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Neal C.
The Osirian reviews
One-shot. Major spoilers. The conversation that Sweetie promised Eddie about the Osirian at end of the season 2 finale. If you haven't seen that, don't read.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Eddie M., E. Sweet - Complete
If Only You Could Save Me reviews
Sequel to If Only You Could Hear Me. Eddie is getting close to Sibuna, and Patricia is trying to keep him safe. Can they both get what they want? E/P multi-chap. The beginning's a bit odd. Sorry.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
Be Mine reviews
Summary: The House of Anubis kids are given a writing assignment: write an anonymous Valentine's Day poem the the person of your choice. Who will write what for whom?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
If Only You Could Hear Me reviews
A/N: What is Patricia thinking about Eddie when she can't talk? E/P. Spoilers for ep 2-10-12. Tired to keep it as close to the actual dialogue as possible. One-Shot. First HOA fic.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
When Christmas Comes to Town reviews
Emily hates Christmas, but needs to learn the true meaning if she every wants to be with the one she loves. Written for the Christmas Fic Exchange on Chit Chat on Author's Corner. Might be a some lang. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! -A
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
When the Pain is Too Much reviews
Based on Reid's line 'What if I had started using Dilaudid again' That's what I'm exploring. Spoilers to SE7EP2 and earlier. T for lang & drug abuse. Enjoy. -A
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Aftershock reviews
Set one year after the disasterous events of Federal Custody. Chris' life is spinning out of control, and no one's the same. Then, everyone gets a huge suprise. If I say any more, it'll give it away. Hope you like it! Please read and review! T for lang -A
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Our Scars Remind Us Where We've Been reviews
Kidnapped, the team knows they are going to die. What secrets are they willing to tell to the people they love when they know the end is coming? WARNING: SOME OF THE THINGS IN HERE ARE ABOUT ABUSE! Don't like, don't read. Team-centric. Rated T. -A
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Half the Problem reviews
Neal Caffrey is having a bad time, Peter's mad at him Post-Under the Raidar and he has a lot of choices to make. When a teen girl, Gale, shows up, life may get a bit more mixed up. T for violence, and cussing. NO SLASH!-A
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Romeo Reid reviews
Sequel to Secrets and Lies. Kelsey is back and is in love with the man she wants to kill. Dr. Spencer Reid. Romeo and Juliet themed. I own nothing but OCs. T for language and violence. Hope you like it. -A
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Federal Custody reviews
Peter finds Neal one night, staring at an old photo. Who's it of? A sixteen year old girl. And Neal is ready to fight for her. I mean, how much trouble can a teenage girl cause? Crappy summary, better than it sounds. Language. Some violence. Neal/Sara. -A
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Secrets and Lies reviews
In a small town in Ohio, three girls have been found dead, and four more could be potential victims. But nothing is as it seems with these girls, who know more about what's happening than they let on.T for lang and violence. -A
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
10 Ways to Mess with Peter Burke reviews
The team is dead bored and needs something to laugh about. Diana cooks up a list and makes a bet with Neal to do them all. How far can he push Peter without getting in trouble? Slight Lang. T to be safe. Enjoy! -A
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete