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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .
5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"
12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book.
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."
Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll always picture Haymitch
Whenever someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire, too
Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally handicapped and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.
Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Music taught me how to live.
Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!
My Favorite Quotes (not from books)
"Childhood is not from birth to a certain age, and when the child is grown he puts away childish things.
Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies." -Edgar Alen Po
"Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect." -Demi Lovato
"Live Simply so others can Simply Live" -Matthew Espinosa
"Don't let one bad day make you think you have a bad life."- unknown
"There are two ways to live. One way is to live as though NOTHING is a miracle. The other is to live as though EVERYTHING is a miracle"-Albert Einstein
"Remember to be who you are, not who the world wants you to be" -unknown
"The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention" -unknown
"Sometimes you have to fall before you can fly"-unknown
"When you think of giving up, remember the reason you held on for so long" -unknown
Do more than exist,
Do more than touch,
Do more than look,
Do more than read,
Do more than hear,
Do more than listen,
Do more than think,
Do more than talk,
-John H. Rhoades
Favorite Book Quotes (one from each series at least)
"Hope is the only thing stronger than fear" -President Snow; The Hunger Games
"You don't get a say if you get hurt in this world but you do have some say as to who hurts you" -Augustus Waters; The Fault In Our Stars
"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light" -Albus Dumbledore; Harry Potter
"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again." -Percy Jackson; Percy Jackson and the Olympians
"To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be destroyed" -Jace Herondale; Mortal Instruments
"Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear and be free from it."-Tobias Eaton; Divergent
"Chins up, smiles on" -Effie Trinket; The Hunger Games
The Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Percy fans know
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
It's a way of life, you know...
You Know Your Obsessed With Percy Jackson If..
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO.
You did a happy dance when TLH came out.
You are on FanFic trying to quench your thirst for PJO until THoH comes out in fall.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE. THEY SHOULD BECOME THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST HERA AND ZEUS INTO TARTUARUS!!!! Don't strike me down lord zeus and queen hera *gulps*)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
You want to learn Latin.
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
Your screensaver is a blue greek delta
You are trying to learn Geeek
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) please note that this is applicable only to PJO and NOT the Heroes of Olympus (aka the Lost Hero and the Son of Neptune)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Thalia or Percy
4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
Kronos, Circe and the Sirens
5. Your Favorite PJO book?
Lightning Theif, Titan's Curse or Last Olympian
6. Your Favorite PJO Character?
Too many to count
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
God:Poseidon, Hermes, Apollo (can't choose)
Goddess:Athena or Artemis
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Try to stay calm and challenge him to a training session.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Well...Nico tried to shadow travel to Thalia's surprise b-day party when he got distracted in the middle of it and we ended up on a desserted island. so here i am...waiting for rescue with a passed out son of Hades beside me ._.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Point and shout "Oh look a my little pony!" then when he looks, run and hide forever!
12. Favorite PJO Pairing?
Percabeth, Pothena, Thalia, Hermatis!
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
For an Olympian party!
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Playing Capture the Flag, CHB style, or reading.
15. Favorite PJO Quote
"That three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?" Percy Jackson, The Lightning Theif
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
The Last Olympian, pg: 336
"My whole world tipped upside down, and I gave the knife to Luke."
(i origionally had 3 written down but i decided i love this one best!)
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
The Last Olympian, pg:315-316
"Nico?" I asked.
"ROWWF!" Mrs. O'Leary bounded toward me, ignoring the growling monsters on either side. Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did.
Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"
"Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"
"Your death," Nico said "would be great for me."
"I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tarturas. You have no business here, and no chance to live."
Nico drew his sword_three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree."
The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared in the road, the sidewalks, the sides of buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living.There were thousands of them, and as they emerged the Titan's monsters got jumpy and started to back off.
The Titan's Curse, pg:35-36
He looked unsettled, but it didn't last long. "Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well I don't actually write with it."
"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
"Can you surf really well then?"
I looked at Grover who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? (don't get me wrong, Poseidon and Athena are my favorite Gods but I love these god/goddess moments)
Hades: When he rides out of the ground during the war and saves the day.
Artemis: When she fights Atlas to protect her Zoe and when she turns Zoe into a constellation.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
When he causes the Panic during the Battle of the Labyrinth.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
When Annabeth plays fetch with Cerberus.
Percy Jackson Acronym:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp
NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth
2. Favorite guy character? Percy/Nico
3. Favorite girl character? Annabeth/Thalia
4. Favorite God? Poseidon
5. Favorite Goddess? Athena
6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon
7. Is Luke hot? a little
8. Would you join the hunters? um...tuffy...maybe?
9. Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting
10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris message
11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Hecate
13. Least favorite? Hercules
14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? year rounder
15. Favorite couple? Percabeth/Thalico
16. Are you a demigod? Daughter of Athena right here!
17. Who would be your parent? Athena
18. Favorite minor character? Travis or Connor
19. Ethan or Luke? luke
20. Favorite monster? The Ophiotaurus!
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest to save her goddess knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died of the greatest heroes
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War or saving someone else because they knew it was right.
May they rest in the the Field of Elysium.
If your a Demigod copy this into your profile
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
*You like being in charge.
3/10 thank gods!
*You feel at home in the water.
7/10 this im okay with!
*You’re not that much of a people person.
6/10 Nico would be a cool bro!
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
3/10 thank the fates!
*You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
9/10 PROUD CHILD OF ATHENA RIGHT HERE BABY!
*You’re very creative and artistic.
6/10 he should have more than Hades
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
*You dislike boys in general.
8/10 i like boys so sorry no
You have a way with tools.
1/10 eh...doesn't really strike me as my parent!
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
0/10 thank the gods!
You like pickpocketing your friends.
5/10 connor and travis would be amazing bros!
You’re the life of the party.
2/10 *oh thank gods!*
*Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
6/10 eh...don't know much about her but what demigod knows anything about their immortal parent eh?
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
5.Luke *don't look at me like that! he's a good guy deep down!*
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Athena/Connor?...no! id on't wanna! I ship Pothena!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Apollo got Artemis pregnant? oh my gods! their twins! are you sure it was love and not Artemis trying to murder Apollo?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
grover...*looks at the interviewer like they're stupid* Really? DUH!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
percy and Athena? no no no no no no no no no no no no! i ship percabeth...percy and annabeth and pothena, poseidon and Athena
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
luke/leo or luke/travis? neither...because the best combo would be travis and leo!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Poseidon walks in on Percy and Apollo making out? Poor Annabeth. Poseidon proably faints or runs off.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
nico/travis. Thalia dumps Nico for the Hunters. Katie leaves Travis for a chance at immortality with her mother. Nico and Travis are all alone now until they meet up at a party and they find that they are more like brothers than they think.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Annabeth/Artemis? gods i hope not!
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Annabeth/Athena/Apollo...do not read if you don't like people with names that begin with A's!
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4).
Annabeth and Poseidon are in a happy relationship until Grover runs off with Poseidon. Annabeth , brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Connor and a brief unhappy affair with Athena, then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Thalia.
What title would you give this fic?
*open mouthed and speechless*
15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Artemis and Connor? I don't know...walk away.
16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Percy?! :'( what the hades? percy is not mean!
17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Grover and Nico? "Close the door quietly and hope that Grover is showing Nico a glow in the dark watch that makes weird noises.
18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Travis! Pushes him out of my room and makes him promise not to prank or embarass me.
19. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (!) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Really? Annabeth? Thats Nico! (Nico:hey!) Nico will never be emo and never has been.
20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Percy and Connor...this is gonna be an AMAZING school year!
21. Suggest a title for a Seven/Tw
This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson
Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,
Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,
Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,
What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,
A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,
a horse and eagle fight,
a thunder bolt by my side,
the eagle got hit and sank,
some time the horse had bought,
Poseidon's face turned blank,
as he foiled Zeus' plot,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
I read Twilight, but is a a sheet in comparaton with PJO.
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE
1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERY, VERY Attractive!)
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.