Author has written 12 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Bones, Glee, and Grey's Anatomy.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.
Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.
Courtney liked jack also.
Well, of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.
One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.
Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them.
She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.
Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.
Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.
For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.
A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.
I really loved you, Jack.
I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley.
Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Johnny brought a gun to school,
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
When Johnny shot the gun,
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
And tell my little sister;
And tell my wonderful friends;
Mommy, tell my teachers;
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
And Mommy, tell the doctors;
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to get married,
But Mommy, I'm must go now,
I love you Mommy, I always have,
--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
May need a tissue
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
AAAHHH, THE BOY IN THAT IS THE BESTEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California of Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
3. If you're initial is:
4. If You were born in:
5. If you choose...
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
This is my life in a nutshell.
And i am oh so Proud of it! :P
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! (:D. . . lg1514. . . .)
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
3 kids met in kindergarton.
One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best freinds leaving her. Matt moved to Califournia while Daniel moved to Missouri.
When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfreind so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up.
"Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a bruntette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar.
"Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this.
"Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him.
"What's your name?" She asked.
"Daniel." he answered. She gasped.
"Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her.
"I promised i'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled.
"But Matt isn't." She was lookign at Daniel.
"But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed.
"Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really greta movie.
"Sure i'll go with you." And then they became best freinds. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked why he came back.
"I made a promise. A promise i would keep."
If this story wamrs you heart then Copy and Paste it into your profile. If it doesn't then forget about it.
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This is Bunny.
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet tkings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son...
Then copy and paste this to your profile...
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
"Ethan. Me. All the unclaimed. Don't let it...Don't let it happen again." -Luke Castellan.
"If you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass for me."-Luke Castellan.
"Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can." "The dam snack bar?" "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing. I could use some dam French fries." "And I need to use the dam restroom." "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain." "And...I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Zoe Nightshade, Grover Underwood and Thalia Grace.
"The Hunters of Artemis reporting for duty."-Thalia Grace.
"And so you poisoned the tree, you betrayed Thalia, you set us up, all to help Kronos destroy the gods." "You know that. Why do you keep asking me?" "Because I want everyone in the audience to hear you." "What audience?" -Percy Jackson & Luke Castellan.
"See, lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-freaking-melts." -Leo Valdez.
"And so the lion fell in love with lamb." "What a stupid lamb." "What a sick, masochistic lion." -Edward Cullen & Bella Swan.
"I don't have any friends. My teacher doesn't remember me. What did you do?" "Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens doesn't mean I had something to do with it." "Did you have something to do with it?" "Yes."-Justin & Alex Russo.
"Promise me we'll find normal people." "We're not normal people." -Alex & Justin Russo.
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione Granger.
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you." -Buffy Summers.
PECANS IN A CEMETERY
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down ro investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me."
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The olf man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get the nuts by the fence and we'll be done."
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
They pushed her down a sewer.
About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.
If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN...
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor (Never been to New York, but would do that if I were in New York)
There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!" (Once, I'll admit)
Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes (Sometimes)
When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses
You burn food to see if it smells good
You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!"
You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo (Definitely)
Someone close to you dies and you give them money. LOTS of it.
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family (I still don't understand this one. What is a Twilight family?)
You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...
You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood
You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air
You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy (Don't have an Auntie Em, but I do have a Great Aunt Emily)
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite
You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
You sometimes try to control water
You don't read anything but PJO for three months (Actually five months, but whose counting?)
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address (Been there, done that)
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket
Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Guilty...)
You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test
And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth
You make a list of charcters never to anger and why (Nope)
You hve ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?" (Guilty again)
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of theives, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer (Yeah, I do that. I'm always thinking up ideas)
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke (?)
You want Hephaestus to fix your ipod when it breaks
You give all your siblings godly parents (What siblings?)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians (I honestly don't get this one)
When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."
You cried when you finished TLH (No, no I did not. The end of TLO is more worth crying over)
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth (No way. I'm a Percabeth shipper, but I do not eat, sleep and breathe it.)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character (...cough...maybe...Luke...he is sort of hot...)
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (Yes, yes I do)
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:
Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.
Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.
Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.
Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.
Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.
Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.
Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.
Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.
And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talks to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.
This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.)
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
If you think Alec and Jane are cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Maryfer: i make dating fun, i'm Hot, i'm a good girlfriend, i'm loved by everyone, wild and crazy people adored me, i'm have gorgeous eyes, and all of this is true!!:)
Your instincts has its advantages all the time...
This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite
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