Luna Waitress of Doom
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Joined 10-10-02, id: 279563
Author has written 5 stories for Slayers, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

If I have made you laugh, my work is done.

Actually, I'm a college student who majored in chemistry and math, finished those, indulged latent masochistic tendencies by majoring in engineering, finished that even though I hated it, and promptly decided to go to graduate school in math. (I believe that this is the very definition of insanity.) English drives me crazy because, unlike math, it is not logical. This is my way of keeping my writing skills in shape while I exercise some of that excess creativity that I am expressly forbidden from showing in any kind of academic endeavor whatsoever... for obvious reasons.

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Dark and Intriguing? reviews
A pseudo-academic conversation on the merits of Zutara between Sokka, the great Wang Fire, and sometimes Toph. Pro-Zutara obviously, some mention of Sukka, and possible implications of Sokka x ...You want a list?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Tallest Heights of Luv reviews
After years of searching, Ed finally finds his true love... By the way, I have a bridge I want to sell: any takers?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Happy Happy Story Time reviews
Xellos, forced to be a “productive member of human society” as punishment, happens to land a job as a children’s storyteller. Happy endings need not apply.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Xelloss M. - Complete
Life is Just a Bowl of Shrimp reviews
A view on the important things in life according to Deep Sea Dolphin, along with a number of other, less coherent thoughts.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Deep Sea Dolphin - Complete
Farewell, My Animated Statue reviews
Lina writes a parting letter to her most beloved... and if you believe that line, you’ll believe anything.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Lina I. - Complete