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HIIIIII, JUST A WARNING, THIS BIO IS LONG!!! WELL, IF YA BOTHER TO READ MY BIO, GREAT, IF NOT, I DON'T BLAME YOU 9ANOTHER WARNING; I DO CHECK MY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING IF I HAVE TO WRITE AN ESSAY OR WHATEVER. I JUST DONT TEND TO DO THAT IN MY BIOGRAPHY! SO DONT JUDGE! THEN AGAIN... WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT U JUDGING ME! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN(:(:(: .

Hey, it's horseluvaforever, just to let you know, Vampire Genius12 is my bitch! Love you! Check out her stories, they're awesome.

Here's what I can tell you:

I'm a girl

I am under the age of 19

i am a daughter of Athena

I love the PJO series, the Harry Potter books, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Secret series, the Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, The Leven Thumps series, and much more.

Re-post this if you're against abortion:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Here are the couples I love:

Percabeth

jasper

Thalico (actually, i dnt support thalico anymore because Thalia is a hunter and took an oath, if she wanted to be with Nico, she wouldn't be in the hunters.)

tratie

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

KatnissxPeeta

kaco ( i know thts not a pairng from pjo, this is a pairing if Nico and an OC named Kate Great made by:Agent K. Her storis are amazing and i love kate.)

JacexClary

Isabelle (Izzy)xSimon

MaiaxJordan

WinterxLeven

LeoxHazel

Fax

Ect.

Hre's something I made up just 'cause I was bored

Perchal or Percabeth:Percabeth duh!

Harry and Ginny or Hermione and Ron (i dont know if they have couple name or not and i really dont feel like searching it on Google or something): Hermione and Ron...hmmmm then again, I can't decide.

Favorite Olympian God Or Goddess: Athena

Apollo's Haikus: The most corny and cheesy ones ever.-.-

House: Hufflepuff!

Favorite Character (pjo): Annabeth or Percy [Percabeth!]

Favorite Character (Harry Potter): Hermione or Ginny or Luna

Yea, not too long of a quiz...

Team Edward or Team Jacob:Team Edward all the way

PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

I got this from musiclover99, you should really check out her one-shots if you haven't, they're amazing.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: Either the sword-fighting arena, the beach, the pegasi, the arts and craftss place, the woods . . . anywhere as long as it's at camp!!

2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: Uhh . . . . well, I'm not really interested, but I guess Nico di Angelo (he's close to my age)

3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer:percy annabeth nico thalia and the stolls

4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: Uhh . . . the titans? And some gods . . . (*cough* HERA *cough)

5. Your Favorite PJO book?
My Answer: I can't decide, here's the order (if I HAVE to pick): Titan's Curse/Last Olympian (I can't decide!), Sea of Monsters, Lightning Thief, and then Battle of the Labyrinth. Nononono, wait, I mean . . . . I FAVOUR ALL!!!!!!

6. Your Favorite PJO Character?
My Answer: . . . .idk

7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Everyone except for Hera. And maybe some others, but I can't think of 'em right now . . .hjmmm, maybe Athena (mom) and Hermes.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Probably just say hi.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: ANYONE AND EVERYONE... ok maybe not so.. So either, Percy, Nico, Rachel, Thalia, Annabeth, or Grover. XDhmmm, or maybe my other friends who are like niggahs (my way of spelling ninjas)

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: . . . it depends on HOW I got stranded . . .idk percy, he IS the son of the sea god, he can help.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: DUDE, I'M A KID!!!!! *slaps, then runs away screaming like a maniac being chased by a hoard of monsters*

12. Favorite PJO Pairing?
My Answer: PERCABETH!!! Or Tratie!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: I'd probably accidentally annoy them eventually, and cause chaos in the mortal world.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hang out at Camp or anywhere wit ma demigod friends!!

15. Favorite PJO Quote?
My Answer: I have many, many, MANY quotes I have memorized and can go on all day.

16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: *taps chin* So many, MANY options . . . . I'd say either when he became "supreme lord of the bathroom" or when he had a "dam problem". Heh . . . . but I love a lotta others too!

17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: Either when he's bombarding Percy with questions ("Did [Percy] fight a lot with Thalia since she's a daughter of Zeus? . . . If Annabeth's mother is Athena, the goddess of wisdom, why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? . . . Was Annabeth [Percy's] girlfriend?") or "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: When Poseidon made Zeus say out loud that 'without Poseidon it would have been impossible to defeat Typhon' really loudly. *snicker*

19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: That's a hard one . . . I HAVE to say when he was Polyphemous's "bride-to-be". Or when he didn't have any pants on . . . i still have many more qoutes i love.

20. Favorite Random Moment? idk

RANDOM STUFF TO COPY AND PASTE!

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
Too . . . high . . . to count . . .
If you're proud to be a dragon lover, stick this onto your profile.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, jump!"

98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're one of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" Or be the one to push him off, yelling, "Sorry, you took too long!"

If you're really smart, but have a tendancy to say some stupid stuff, even if you're really social, post this on your profile, signature, whatever, and let the world know - it's a sort of apology for all the stupid things you will say that will inevitably come out wrong.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, or if this has happened to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying/retarded/etc., copy and past this into your profile.

99.5%t of teenagers and kids have a Myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile.

If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think these copy and paste things are stupid, but just like having them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir . . . when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . .
Copy and paste this if you think racism is just stupid, retarded, and you don't know why people thought SKIN COLOR meant anything.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
P
erseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.
E
lectricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.
R
iptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
C
larisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Y
ellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
A
nnabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.
C
hiron. The trainer of heroes.
K
aleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
S
on of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)
O
lympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.
N
emesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.
N
ever back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .
D
ionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
H
ephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo).
E
mpathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).
L
upa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
M
orpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)
P
ersephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance ('The brave, beautiful Persephone was going to get me out of this. She shrugged indifferently. "Fine. What's for breakfast? I'm starving."' -The Last Olympian)
I
apetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
A
rtemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
N
othing lasts forever. Even the gods.
S
witched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much dumb ass?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "run- damnit- run"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.


There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good. (It does...)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Which means he's my brother!)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water. (Done that...)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. (Though I do have ADD)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.(I also made the gods and everyone from mythology)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt. (My friend has one)

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books. (Still working on memorizing it)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Ares, Athena, Hermes)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (I seriously think about this. Apollo would love me. Ask anyone, we're exactly the same!)

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!! (I don't know what you want with my glasses, but I need them!)

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians. (Well, I have a friend who is from Canada)

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Didn't see it. Seemed to wrong, and I would get kicked out of the theather for yelling at the screen)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo, as I said, we are just alike)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people (Well, I'm not a sane person)

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Already Have!)

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Apollo!)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.(I am! No matter what you say!)

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp)

When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollon (it could happen!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name. ReadingWritingPlzDon'tDisturb

If you have an addiction to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: ReadingWritingPlzDon'tDisturb

heh hem! Take a hint! (my pen name duh!)

If you are obsessed with Percabeth moments and think TLO should have had more of them, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: ReadingWritingPlzDon'tDisturb

Repost this if you have ever wondered about these questions:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss

haha, got that from kittycat32!(: (and yes i do wonder about that stuff!)

this is also from musiclover99;

MY GUY/GIRL SIDE

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on the person)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (TEENY bit, but not really "obsessed" per say)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (psh, all of them are!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (the color would be either Dark purple, turqiouse, teel, or black)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does ripping their heads off count?... Ill take that as a yesh!)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 5 (this is actually sorta pathetic, really. Yet, I'm proud of these results)

And now, what type of persona I be . . . I should get more books or something, too bored . . . :

WHAT AM I?

PREP
You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks. (does their cake pops count?)
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 6

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death. You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 4

PUNK
You can skateboard. You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 5

GEEK
You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (I USED to . . .)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 8

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence (ALL MUSIC)
You cry easily (used to, don't ask)
You like emo music. (ALL MUSIC)
You hate being called emo
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/guys are hot
Total : 2

i kinda changed it a little. eh, whaat are you gonna do?

PERCY JACKSON!:
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see, they're cool enough to have a couple name)
You say Edward, I say PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I'm trying to say is. . . .

Percy. Jackson. PWNZ.

This is what I believe being a Christian means. Please copy and paste this if you agree:

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'

I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'

When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.

I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.

I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.

I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.

My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.

I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,

I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!

RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! -

GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

Random Facts about me!

1. I love music,I have a spaz attack when can't find my iPod.

2. I believe in love.

4. I believe Abortion is wrong!

5.I'm in love with multiple fictional characters, and I regret nothing!

6. I listen to Taylor Swift a lot.

7. I like the 'dam' snack bar :)

8.. I'm epically Awesome.

9.When people ask me If you was stranded on an island what would you bring?I say a yacht with a pool. :P

10. I know all the Olympians

11. I have dreams where I am taken to camp half-blood and claimed, they are the best dreams EVER!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hope with all your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief is true, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think your teacher is a Mrs. Dodds copy this on your profile.

If you have a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A PJO FREAK:

1: You think you or your friend(s) is a half-blood

2: You think your best friend (or teacher) isn't human

3: You wish to go to New York to see the Empire State Building

4: Instead of "oh my god"(OMG) you say "oh my gods"(OMGs)

5: You make your friends take the personality test to see who's thier parent

6: (optional) You re-read the series over and over and over again

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Reasons I support Percabeth:

1. Percy and Annabeth have been through a lot together

2.When Rachel kisses Percy he tells Beckondorf not to tell anyone(aka denying it happened),When Annabeth kissed him he couldn't even remember his name.

3.When Percy was in Styx people who are relevant in his life showed then disappeared because they weren't his reason for staying,Rachel wasn't even shown as relevant;however Annabeth was his only reason.

4.Even Rachel supports Percabeth,the Battle of the labyrinth says:

Rachel drew another figure with her stick-an ashy Antaeus dangling from his chains.
"Annabeth's not usually like this," I told her. "I don't know what her problem is."
Rachel raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure you don't know?"
"What do you mean?"
"Boys," she muttered. "Totally blind."

Meaning she understood why Annabeth was kinda mean to her,because Annabeth thought she might lose Percy to her.

5.In the Titan's Curse Aphrodite says she's gonna make things harder for Percy,then later in the book we met Rachel.Isn't it obvious that the only reason she's there is to make Percabeth stronger?

6.Rachel,of her own free well with no alternative motive,became the Oracle. If she really loved Percy she wouldn't have become the Oracle.

7. When Percy was asked to be a god,he didn't think about how Sally,Grover or Rachel would feel about it.All he thought about was how he felt when he thought Annabeth would join the Huntresses,so he gave it up to be with her.

8.He was willing to face the wrath of Athena to be with her,enough said.

9.He carries a picture of her in his notebook.Does Rachel have her picture in there after she meets him?No,because he only wants to make sure Annabeth was real,that's the most important.

10.With This prove from Sea of Monsters:

"A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?"
"Thalia and I," she said quietly. "And Luke."
That shouldn't have bothered me. I mean, I knew Thalia and Luke had taken care of Annabeth when she was little. I knew the three of them had been runaways together, hiding from monsters, surviving on their own before Grover found them and tried to get them to Half-Blood Hill. But whenever Annabeth talked about the time she'd spent with them, I kind of felt...I don't know. Uncomfortable?
No. That's not the word.
The word was jealous.

He was jealous because she was with other people the way he wanted to be with her.

11. With Prove from Sea of Monster's here:

Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that.

All the campers had seen this coming.

12. The Lightning Thief:

She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world.
For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone.

enough said.

13.They went down the tunnel of love together.

14.Last Olympian:

Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like...

Even he says he doesn't like Rachel like that.

15.Last Olympian:

I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

16.Last Olympian:

"Annabeth." I stopped her by the tether ball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice.

Trust is important in a relationship.

17. LO:

I kept my eyes on Annabeth.
She nodded reluctantly. "All right. Get moving."
Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."

I could go ON AND ON,but I think we ALL know deep in our hearts that Percabeth is the way to go

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Zeus for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Green)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen. (Never)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr

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Author has written 22 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pokémon, and How to Train Your Dragon.

WARNING: THIS IS A TOTALLY FREAKING LONG PROFILE. Good gods, I should really take some things out . . .

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Sup to all the peoples of the world who own, are using, and/or borrowing computers (or have stolen one)! Welcome to my totally epically awesome (and freaking LONG) profile! If you don't care about this and just wanna read my stories already, then uh, . . . scroll down? Let's see . . . I'm a tomboy (hint about my gender), my age? Well, my birthday's over in about 16 minutes as of today right now . . . Where I live? Again, why do YOU wanna know, you STALKERS!!!

"I'm more of an old-fashioned take it down with an axe, then lop it's head off kinda girl." Astrid Hofferson, HTTYD
No matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me.
There is only one rain cloud in the sky . . . and it's raining on me. Somehow, I'm not surprised.
I'm not even going to get mad anymore. I'm just going to learn to expect the lowest out of the people I thought the highest of.
I'm so clever, sometimes I don't understand a single thing of what I'm saying!
If you can't think of something to say to someone in an argument, don't give up; you can still call him some not so nice names. Me
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person you're talking to is. Then, on the way out, slam the door.
Everyone should have an evil secret plan . . .
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music. (example: Real life shark attack: *person screaming, shark biting* Movie: *duh nuh ch ch duh nuh ch ch duh nuh duh nuh DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH!!!!) Me
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching TV, watching vids on la computadora, pwning at video games (DS, Wii, computer, or otherwise), etc, etc.

I have SOD. Severe Obsessions Disorder. Haha, I'm obsessed with SO many things. My obsessions have a switch: if someone mentions it, it's switched on. If it's been a while, off. Simple as that. I'm not gonna put exclamation points otherwise, this'll be too hard to read . . . Percy Jackson and the Olympians (EEH!!!), Heroes of Olympus (eek!!), Kane Chronicles (eeh!), 39 Clues, Pokémon, Danny Phantom, How To Train Your Dragon, Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kirby, and so SO much more . . . this profile will be WAY too long if I wrote them all.
Hey, you can't spell "fanatic" without fan! Me

And yeah, I'm obviously one of those weirdos that's obsessed with Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, other books (movies, games, whatever), even POKEMON. Got a problem with that?!?

My nicknames: Max, Ninja, Little Ninja, Slash, Little One, Little Girl, Mini Ninja, Little M, Little N, Ginger, Gingerale, Shadow, Striker

Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, singing (eh), dancing (meh), watching TV/movies/videos (online or otherwise), reading, playing the piano/guitar/kazoo (WHOO!!), pwning at video games (DS, Wii, Playstation, computer, I pwn them all!), writing (der), uh . . . there's more, I know it, but I'm too lazy to write 'em all here.
And now, two things I did cause I was bored:

MY GUY/GIRL SIDE

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on the person)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (TEENY bit, but not really "obsessed" per say . . . just liked watching it if it was on. That counts, right???)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (psh, all of them are!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (watching them, yeah, I mean HTTYD, Kung Fu Panda 2, Karate Kid, Sorceror's Apprentice . . .)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does ripping their heads off count?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 1 (WHOO!!)

WHAT AM I?

PREP
You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks. (does their cake pops count?)
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death. (only something like, "I GOT AN F!!! OH FRICK, I'M DEAD!!)
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal. (I like ALL types of music)
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick. (HALLOWEEN!!)
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 6

PUNK
You can skateboard
(been a while though . . .)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink. (well . . . it depends)
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6

GEEK
You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (I USED to . . .)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence (ALL MUSIC)
You cry easily (used to, don't ask)
You like emo music. (ALL MUSIC)
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/guys are hot
Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
(ALL MUSIC)
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot (in my mind)
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance (. . . kinda . . .)
Total : 5

HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco (ALL MUSIC)
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 9 (WOW)

ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
(shoosh yeah!)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 4

. . interesante . . . I'm mostly hardcore/scene/punk with a hint of gothic . . . OH YEAH!!!! LOVE IT!! XD
. . . ANYWAY, you'll learn more about me some other time (you know, maybe), but for now, please read the other random stuff that were hilarious/awesome enough for me to post on my profile to make it look longer (much MUCH longer)! PEACE


PERCY JACKSON!:
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see, they're cool enough to have a couple name)
You say Edward, I say PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I'm trying to say is. . . .
Percy. Jackson. PWNZ.

DA PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN . . . .
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (I wanna . . .)
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (I think it . . . or mutter it . . a lot . . .)
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (Mmm hmm)
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (ha ha lol . . . YES)
You burn food to see if it smells good. (Only once. . . )
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I think it, cause then, my parents'll send me to an asylum)
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (YUP)
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (I've thought about that a lot)
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case . . . (Hey, where do animals go when they die?)
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (If it happens, then TOTALLY)
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda . . . (Never been on one yet)
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Never been on one yet . . .)
You’re in the air (cliff-diving, bungee jumping, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (Gulp. Definitely)
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (If I ever go there, then yes)
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Umm . . . no comment)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? (HORRIBLE joke . . . but little bit)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (ha ha totally)
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (*sigh* I want one so bad!)
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (No, not really, cause Hades is AWESOME! That, and it's not his fault)
You sometimes try to control water. (Oh boy that was hilarious . . . people thought I was even crazier than before . . . .)
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (I'M ATTEMPTING)
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (Ha ha tried that . . . didn't work . . . found one in Texas!)
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Yep. Well, in my pencil case.)
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (In kindergarten, I imagined that WAY before PJO was even OUT!! . . . CREEPY)
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Laistrygonian giants . . . . *shudder*)
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (Yup! . . he's a slippery one . . .)
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (Yup. All the time.)
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Well, I think that.)
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (ANY test)
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (Ha ha.)
You make a list of characters never to anger and why. (Of course!)
You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (I have SAS: Short Attention Span. And I'm very jumpy)
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (I don't swear, except for this and "Di immortales!")
When you steal your friend's pen, you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Totally. And they're mostly PJO related.)
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. (Ha ha. NOT FUNNY)
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If I can, I would intentionally break something just to meet him)
You give all your siblings god parents (My friends call me an Ares or Hermes kid . . . . I'm so many personalities, I'm unclaimed)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera." (Well, if there was someone gettin married, then yes)
You cried when you finished TLO (nah, but on the inside I was . . . . PERCY!!!!!)
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (Yeperdoodle!)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (ha ha TOTALLY)
You're in love with a fictional character (. . . no . . . .)
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (I WISH!!)
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (completely)
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. (Rachel's awesome! She hit the lord of time with a hairbrush!! COME ON!!!!)
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

PJO facts of life:
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.
There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.
Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper.
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."
He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.
People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
PERCABETH ((c) of me!!):
P= PWNAGE
E= EPIC
R= RAWRSOME (RAWR= I love you in dinosaur)
C= COOLIO
A= AWESOME
B= BETTER THAN YOUS!
E= EPICALLY AWESOMELLY COOLIO!!!!!!!
T= TRUE LOVE!
H= HEROES!!!!!!
WITHOUT PERCABETH . . . .
IT WOULD BE THE APOCALYPSE!!
TRUE LOVE WOULD HAVE NO MEANING!!!!
LIFE WOULD BE WORTHLESS!!!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: Either the sword-fighting arena, the rock climbing wall (with the lava), the beach, the pegasi . . . anywhere as long as it's at camp!!

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: Uhh . . . . well, I'm not really interested, but I guess Nico di Angelo (he's close to my age . . . . and one of the only cool characters who's a dude and single)

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: ANYONE AND EVERYONE. Except for the gods like Hera or something. Probably.*thunder . . . looks up sheepishly* Heh . . . PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE ME!!!

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: Uhh . . . the titans? And some gods . . . (*cough* HERA *cough)

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: I can't decide, here's the order (if I HAVE to pick): Titan's Curse/Last Olympian (I can't decide!), Sea of Monsters, Lightning Thief, and then Battle of the Labyrinth. Nononono, wait, I mean . . . .

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: . . . . EVERYONE AND ANYONE (again, except the titans, and some gods . . .). Mostly Percy and Annabeth. (PERCABETH)

7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Everyone except for Hera. And maybe some others, but I can't think of 'em right now . . .

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Probably give myself a mental speech telling me to act cool . . . then end up being loud and an idiot. Then follow him to Camp!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: ANYONE AND EVERYONE ( . . . sadly, I can't do the latter . . .) So either, Percy, Nico, Rachel, Thalia, Annabeth, or Grover. XD

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: . . . it depends on HOW I got stranded . . .

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: DUDE, I'M A KID!!!!! *slaps, then runs away screaming like a maniac being chased by a hoard of monsters*

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: PERCABETH!!!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: I'd probably accidentally annoy them eventually, and cause chaos in the mortal world.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Hang out at Camp or anywhere with ma demigod friends!!

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: I have many, many, MANY quotes I have memorized and can go on all day. Go to FUN QUOTES FROM BOOKS, TV, MOVIES, WHATEVER! on my profile, and check some out. (I have WAY more, but then my profile would never end . . . )

16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: *taps chin* So many, MANY options . . . . I'd say either when he became "supreme lord of the bathroom" or when he had a "dam problem". Heh . . . . but I love a lotta others too!

17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: Either when he's bombarding Percy with questions ("Did [Percy] fight a lot with Thalia since she's a daughter of Zeus? . . . If Annabeth's mother is Athena, the goddess of wisdom, why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? . . . Was Annabeth [Percy's] girlfriend?") or "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: When Poseidon made Zeus say out loud that 'without Poseidon it would have been impossible to defeat Typhon' really loudly. *snicker*

19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: That's a hard one . . . I HAVE to say when he was Polyphemous's "bride-to-be". Or when he didn't have any pants on . . .

20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: Anything relatively funny, like "We have a dam problem". LOL . . .

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Annabeth
2. Percy
3. Nico
4. Grover
5. Rachel
6. Beckendorf
7. Juniper
8. Thalia
9. Luke
10. Sally
11. Selena
12. Bianca

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Beckendorf/Silena? Yeah. Sure, why not, they WERE dating . . .

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Grover? GODS NO!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bianca got Thalia pregnant? . . . OH MY FREAKING GODS!!!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Luke? Of course.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Percy and Beckendorf? . . . HADES NO!!!!! OH GOOD GODS, MY MIND!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Rachel/Luke or Rachel/Sally? . . . NEITHER. Gods . . . but the former, since that's slightly less wrong . . . only slightly.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Juniper walked in on Percy and Bianca making out???? O.O

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Nico/Sally? . . . O.O GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS (etc.)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Annabeth/Thalia? . . . I SURE HOPE NOT!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
Juniper/Bianca????? . . . see number 8.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?
Thalico? Yeah, probably.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?
Selena? I dunno.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Percy/Grover/Rachel?????? . . . I HOPE NOT!!!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Thalia? Uhh . . . One Girl Revolution? I dunno.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Annabeth/Beckendorf/Bianca???? . . . WARNING: MAY SCAR YOU FOR LIFE.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Rachel? Eh . . . I forgot.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
. . . Annabeth and Juniper are in a happy relationship until Luke runs off with Juniper. Annabeth, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Silena and a brief unhappy affair with Beckendorf, then follows the wise advice of Rachel and finds true love with Bianca.
. . . WTF???? ARE YOU HIGH???

What title would you give this fic?
I would NEVER write this fic.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
Juniper and Thalia? . . . I'd probably just say, "What the heck are you talking about?"

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Probably be all happy excited and ask for Percy's/Camp's address.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Thalia and Silena? . . . I'd say to Silena, "HOW ARE YOU ALIVE??" then "WHAT'S WITH THE DUCK??" then puke, then laugh, then faint.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Awesome or not, I'd kick Percy's @$$ to Olympus, Hades, Mt. St. Helens (memories . . .), and back.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Luke/Nico? . . . probably puke, then scream, puke more, faint, then laugh when I look back on it. But probably a lot more puking too.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Sally? . . . I'd say, "WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM???" then say, "TAKE ME WITH YOU TO MEET PERCY!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE CAMP IS?"

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Annabeth turned emo? . . . WOW . . . and I CANNOT imagine her as the most optimistic person in the world, OR emo . . .

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
Grover? Grover Underwood gave me a daisy? . . . I'd say, "What the frick? What's with the daisy, dude!???"

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
. . . Beckendorf stole my hairbrush. Beckendorf?? . . . "HOW ARE YOU ALIVE? AND WHY'D YOU TAKE MY HAIRBRUSH??"

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Juniper, Luke, and Grover are singing Best of Both Worlds, Baby, the gummy bear song, or etc. as loud as they can??? "WTF??"

29.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
. . . Percy and Silena are my teachers? Well, to Slena I'd say "HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? . . . hello." and to Percy I'd be jumping up and down yelling "SWEETNESS!!!! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH, SEE RIPTIDE, SWING IT, GO WITH YOU TO CAMP . . . "

. . . I'll do my other fandoms later . . . jeezums, this profile's HUGE . . .

PROPHECIES (lol, I memorized all of them . . . ):

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:
Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (aka WHY THE MOVIE SUCKED. A LIST I CAME UP WITH IN AN HOUR):
1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

And remember . . . I wrote this entire thing myself. In an hour. WHAT NOW!!!


FUN QUOTES FROM BOOKS, TV, MOVIES, WHATEVER!

'"Braccas meas vascimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"'
-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief, pg166 (actually, that means "my fly is vascimini". If he wanted to say "Eat my pants!", it's "Vescere bracis meis.")

"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it."
"Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
-Percy and Annabeth Chase, Lightning Thief, pg195

"Annabeth . . ." I stammered. "How did you . . . how long have you . . ."
"Pretty much all morning." She sheathed her bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good time to talk to you, but you were never alone."
"That shadow I saw this morning-that was-" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, were you looking in my bedroom window?"
"There's no time to explain!" she snapped, though she looked a little red-faced herself."
-The Sea of monsters, pg23

'I almost didn't recognize her. She was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth.'
-Sea of Monsters, pg168 (aww)

'Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig."
"Me too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.'
-Sea of Monsters, pg183

"Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables?"
"That's hummus. Hubris is much worse."
"What could be worse than hummus?"
-Percy and Annabeth, Sea of Monsters, pg199

'I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth said.
"Um, who should I ask?"
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."
"Oh. Oh, right."
-The Titan's Curse, pg12

'He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)'
-Titan's Curse, pg36

'When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then . . . well, you get the idea.
"Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."
I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."
-Titan's Curse, pg184-187 (aw)

Zoe:"Where is the dam snack bar?"
Grover:"The dam snack bar?"
Zoe:"Yes, what is so funny?"
Grover:"Nothing, I could use some dam french fries."
Thalia:"And I need to use the dam restroom."
Zoe:"I do not understand."
Grover:"I wanna use the dam water fountain."
Thalia:"And I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
"Moooooo."
-Titan's Curse, pg208

"Think positive. Tomorrow, you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
"It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!"
"She's coming all the way from camp to see you."
"Well, yeah."
"You're going to the movies."
"Yeah."
"Just the two of you."
"Mom!"
-The Battle of the Labyrinth, pg2

'It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering, and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me.'
-Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth, pg45 (smh, smh Percy)

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! . . . CLASS DISMISSED!"
-Percy, Battle of the Labyrinth, pg201

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."
"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. You can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat and vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.
-Battle of the Labyrinth, the infamous pg203 (FIRST KISS!!! And aw, Percy . . . lol)

'I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."'
-Percy, Battle of the Labyrinth, pg307

Kampê landed on the Athena command tent, smashing it flat. I ran after her and found Annabeth at my side, keeping pace, her sword in hand.
"This might be it," she said.
"Could be."
"Nice fighting with you, Seaweed Brain."
"Ditto."
-Battle of the Labyrinth, pg329 (how touching)

"With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
-Nico di Angelo, Last Olympian, pg128 (my fave)

'Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?"
I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching towards us.
"Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."
I figured it was the best offer I would get, so I stepped out from behind the school bus. I walked up the bridge in plain sight, straight towards the enemy.'
-Percy and Annabeth, The Last Olympian, pg181

"I'm so cool I wanna date myself, but I can't figure out how! You wanna date me instead?"
-Leo Valdez, Lost Hero (he's my fave in the new series)

Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"
-Lost Hero

"I can't summon any more gas!" Leo warned. Then his face turned red. "Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. Gonna take the tool belt a while to recharge. What you got, man?"
-Lost Hero

"Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."
-Lost Hero (Oh, Leo. And Starbucks [GO STARBUCKS!!!] has Venti sized drinks . . . coincidence? I think not.)

'The snake-haired ladies were starting to annoy Percy.
They should have died three days ago when he dropped a crate of bowling balls on them at the Napa Bargain Mart. They should have died two days ago when he ran over them with a police car in Martinez. They definitely should have died this morning when he cut off their heads in Tilden Park. No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept re-forming like large evil dust bunnies. He couldn’t even seem to outrun them.'
-SON OF NEPTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, pg1

'A vague sadness weighed on Percy’s chest. Something told him he’d been to San Francisco before. The city had some connection to Annabeth —the only person he could remember from his past. His memory of her was frustratingly dim. The wolf had promised he would see her again and regain his memory —if he succeeded in his journey.'
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg4 (YUUUUUUUSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERCABETH LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

'He’d managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a comfy panda pillow pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife —pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want.'
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg6 (I wanna pillow pet . . .)

'It was the smiley one —Beano.
Okay, her name wasn’t really Beano. As near as Percy could figure, he was dyslexic, because words got twisted around when he tried to read. The first time he’d seen the gorgon, posing as a Bargain Mart greeter with a big green button that read: WELCOME! MY NAME IS STHENO, he’d thought it said BEANO.'
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg7

'The most horrible thing about her? She was still holding her big silver platter of free samples: Crispy Cheese ’n’ Wieners. Her platter was all dented from all the times Percy had killed her, but those little samples looked perfectly fine. Stheno just kept toting them across California so she could offer Percy a snack before she killed him. Percy didn’t know why she kept doing that, but if he ever needed a suit of armor, he was going to make it out of Crispy Cheese ’n’ Wieners. That stuff was indestructible.'
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg7 (only Percy)

about Euryale, Medusa and Stheno's sister* 'Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!'
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg8

Percy stepped back. Six more inches, and he’d be tumbling through thin air. “Look, ladies, we’ve been over this. I don’t even remember killing Medusa. I don’t remember anything! Can’t we just call a truce and talk about your weekly specials?"
Stheno gave her sister a pouty look, which was hard to do with giant bronze tusks. "Can we?"
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg 8/9 (I like Stheno outta all the gorgons . . . )

"Heroes!" Euryale said in disgust. "They always bring that up, just like our mother. 'Why can't you turn people to stone? Your sister can turn people to stone.' Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, boy! That was Medusa's curse alone. She was the most hideous one in the family. She got all the luck!"
Stheno looked hurt. "Mother said I was the most hideous."
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg9

"You dimwit!" Euryale screeched. "You're not supposed to tell him that! He won't eat the wieners if you tell them they're poisoned!"
Stheno looked stunned. "He won't? But I said it would be quick and painless."
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg11

'He put the platter behind his butt, said a silent prayer to whatever Roman god oversaw stupid sledding tricks, and jumped off the side of the hill.'
-SON OF NEPTUNE, pg13 (what's with Rick and Percy's butt? I mean, it's mentioned in book one too . . .)

'I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.'
-Carter Kane, Red Pyramid, pg39

"Oh no," I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no! Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god in my head!!"
-Carter Kane, Red Pyramid, pg218

"Now, now," Bast said. "It's not so bad."
"Right," I said. "We're stuck in Washington, D.C. We have two days to make it to Arizona and stop a god we don't know how to stop. And if we can't, we'll never see our dad or Amos again, and the world might end."
"That's the spirit!" Bast said brightly. "Now, let's have a picnic."
-Bast and Carter, Red Pyramid, pg241

"Hey, moose!” I screamed.
The Set animal locked its glowing eyes on me.
Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor!
Shut up, I thought.'
-Carter and Horus, Red Pyramid, pg269

"Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects."
-Carter Kane, Red Pyramid, pg373 (another favorite)

"Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!"
"She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus.
"Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests Horus."
-Carter, Sekhemet, and Horus, Red Pyramid, pg417

'She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?"
"What did... he looked like a guy. So?"
"A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?"
"I guess . . . Not the dog-headed guy."
"I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won an argument.
"Good-looking. I knew it!"
And with a ridiculous grin, she spun around and skipped into the house.
My sister, as I may have mentioned, is a little strange.'
-Carter and Sadie Kane, Red Pyramid, pg508

"I looked across the river to Manhattan. It was a great view. When Sadie and I had first arrived at Brooklyn House, Amos had told us that magicians tried to stay out of Manhattan. He said Manhattan had other problems- whatever that meant. And sometimes when I looked across the water, I could swear I was seeing things. Sadie laughed about it, but once I thought I was seeing a flying horse."
-Carter, Throne of Fire, pg91 (PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

'"Go," Anubis said. "I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie."
He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.'
Few paragraphs later . . . . .
'And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life-well, that was nobody's business, was it?'
-Sadie, Throne of Fire, pg113 (Sanubis fans, eat your heart out)

'"Would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "We used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?"
Ra poked his bald head above the throne. "Treat?"
"How about a stuffed date?" Apohpis pulled on out of the air. "You used to love stuffed dates, didn't you? All you have to do is come out and let me devour-I mean, entertain you."
"Want a cookie," Ra said.
"What kind?"
"Weasel cookie."
I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.'
-Carter, Throne of Fire, pg411 (probably my favorite line)

"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It is located solidly on the Meridian of Misery.
. . . my village. In a word; sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have . . . ."
"Dragons"
"Most people would leave. Not us. We're vikings, we have stubbornness issues. My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worse. Parents believe that a hideous name will ward off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that."
Random Viking: "AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! Mornin!"
-Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, How to Train Your Dragon

"Well, nice of you to join the party. I thought you'd been carried off."
"Wha, who, me? Nah, I'm way to muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all *flexes* this."
"Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?"
"The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well, littler."
-Gobber the Belch and Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon

"Aw come on, let me out! Please! I need to make my mark!"
"Oh you've made plenty of marks. all in the wrong places."
"Please! Two minutes, I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better! I might even get a date!"
"You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even through one of these!" *lifts up . . . . some weapon thing*
"Okay, fine, but this will throw it for me." *hits Viking*
"See, now this right here is what I'm talking about."
"Bu- a, mild calibration-"
"Hiccup. If you ever wanna get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all this."
"But you just pointed to all of me!"
"Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you."
"Oh ho ho."
"Oh ho, that's it."
"You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained. There will be consequences!"
"I'll take my chances. Sword, sharpen, now."
-Gobber and Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon

"One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here. A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronckles are tough, taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status. . . . And then, there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire. . . . But the ultimate prize is the dragon that no one has ever seen. We call it the- "Night Fury!" "Get down!"
This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and *building gets blasted* Never misses. No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'M gonna be the first."
"Man the fort, Hiccup. They need me out there. Stay. Put. There. . . You know what I mean. AHH!!"
-
Hiccup and Gobber, How to Train Your Dragon

"It's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed the meat off his sandwich. Excuse me bar maid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered for an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This 'ere, this is a talkin fish bone!"
"Now, you're thinkin about it this all wrong. It's not so much what you LOOK like he can't stand, it's what's INSIDE."
". . . thank you, for summing that up."
-Hiccup and Gobber, How To Train Your Dragon

"Oh yeah, perfect. And when I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself. What could possibly go wrong?"
-Gobber, HTTYD

"Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones. Huh, what's with that?"
-Gobber, HTTYD

"When I was a boy-"
"Oh here we go."
"-my father told me to bang my head against a rock. I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I did it. And you know what happened?"
"You got a headache."
-Stoick and Gobber, HTTYD (gee, talk about hard headed, right?)

"Hey, hands off my shield!"
"There's like a million shields!"
"Take that one, it has flowers on it. Girls like flowers."
*grabs shield and bangs his head* "Oops, now this one has blood on it."
-Ruffnut and Tuffnut, HTTYD (I have memorized every line of HTTYD up to here, accent and all. And probably most of the rest too . . .)

"Thunderdrum . . . . extremely danger, kill on sight . . . Timberjack . . . extremely dangerous, kill on sight . . . Scauldren . . . extremely dangerous, kill on sight . . . . Changewing . . . . kill on sight . . . Gronckle, Zippleback, the Scrill, Boneknapper, Whispering Death . . . launch it's victims, buries it's victims, chokes it's victims, turns it's victims inside out . . . extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous . . . . kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight . . . Night Fury. Speed, unknown. Size, unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Do not engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide, and pray it does not find you."
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Duh duh duh, we're dead. . . . Whoa whoa whoa, and where do you think you're going?"
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Toothless, down. Gently. *wings flap out* See? Nothing to be afraid of. *fast take off* Waah!! TOOTHLESS! What is wrong with you? Bad dragon! He's, uh, he's not usually like this. Oh no. *goes underwater* Toothless what are you doing, we need her to like us! . . And now he's spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Oh, this is amazing! The wind in my- CHEAT SHEET!!"
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"Everything we know about you guys . . . is wrong."
-Hiccup, HTTYD

"It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything, your father, your tribe, your best friend-"
"Thank you, for summing that up. Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better for everyone."
"Yup. The rest of us would've done it. So why didn't you? . . . Why didn't you?"
"I don't know. I couldn't."
"That's not an answer."
"Why is this so important to you all of the sudden?"
"Because I wanna remember what you say, right now."
"Oh for the love of- I was a coward, I was weak. I wouldn't kill a dragon!"
"You said wouldn't that time."
"Ah, ge whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first viking who wouldn't kill a dragon."
". . . first to ride on though. So . . .?"
"I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself."
". . . I bet he's really frightened now. What are you gonna do about it?"
"Ah, I dunno. Probably something stupid."
"Good, but you've already done that."
" . . . then something crazy."
"That's more like it."
-Astrid Hofferson and Hiccup, HTTYD

Tuffnut: "You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon."
Hiccup: "Uh, I-"
Tuffnut: "It's me."
Snotlout: "I love this plan."
Ruffnut: "You're crazy. I like that."
-HTTYD

"As soon as we break open this mountain, all Hel is gonna break loose."
"And my undies. Good thing I brought extras!"
-Stoick and Gobber, HTTYD

"Look at us! Look at us! We're on dragons, we're on dragons, all of us!" . . . .
"Everyone knows I'm more irritating! Blahaehdelkhaejhlkjoijy!"
-Tuffnut, HTTYD

"Every thread of stubborn, boneheaded viking you ever were."
-Gobber, HTTYD

"This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough, and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides, are the pets. Well other places have ponies or parrots. We have . . . . dragons. *Toothless screech*"
-Hiccup, HTTYD

Ruffnut: "Wait. You mean if we don't hear anything, we're dead?"
*silence*
Tuffnut: "I don't hear anything."
Phil the sheep: "BAAAA!"
Everyone: "AH!"
Gobber: "Ah haha, good one Phil!"
-Legend of the Boneknapper

"No worries, kids. I've been shipwrecked many times."
"Well that's, comforting."
-Gobber and Hiccup, Legend of the Boneknapper

"But then, from the depths of the ocean, lept forth a hammerhead whale! . . . . I ran up the side of a volcano and courageously leapt across the fiery crater! Then deep within the boiling e crater, lept out the giant hammerhead yak! . . . Then, captured, I did what any brave viking would do. 'HELP!!' The gods must of heard my prayers. It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt. 'Oh, you missed!' 'Wait for it.' Then, from the center of the earth blasted out the hammerhead yak RIDING the hammerhead whale! 'Deploy the yak.'"
-Gobber, Legend of the Boneknapper (LMAO!!)

"Find a happy place, find a happy place . . ."
-Snotlout, Legend of the Boneknapper (smh, dude, smh)

Hiccup: "Gobber! Take of your pants!"
Gobber:"Eh?"
Everyone else: "NO!!!"
-Legend of the Boneknapper

pants fall down* Gobber: "Eh heh heh."
*everyone groans*
Hiccup: Oh, it's gonna give me nightmares.
-Legend of the Boneknapper

"There is no charge for awesomeness . . . or attractiveness."
—Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Get ready to feel the thunda!"
—Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Enough talk! Let's fight! SHA-SHA BOOEY!"
—Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Kicking butt is just a small part of Kung Fu. It's awesome, but it's small."
—Po to his Kung Fu class, Secrets of the Furious Five

Race car dude: "Hey, you! This is dangerous, it's irresponsible! What happens if kids start trying this?!"
Sonic: "Kids, don't use formula one race cars to start chasing hedgehogs!"
-'Chaos Control Freaks', Sonic X

"Sweet mother of mutton, (hugs a box of meat) I've dreamed of it but I never thought I'd live to see it!"
"How is it that I have ghost powers and you're the weird kid?"
-Tucker Foley and Danny Phantom, 'Mystery Meat', Danny Phantom

Danny: "Aw, man! If only I had something I could take this out on!"
Box Ghost: (to a box full of paper) I am The Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your marvelous squareness shall be mine!
Danny: (transforms to ghost mode) Hello, misplaced aggression!
Tucker: You've got five minutes . . .
Danny: Which is four more than I need.
-'One of a Kind', Danny Phantom

"Dude, you are one seriously crazed up froot loop."
-Danny Fenton, 'Bitter Reunions', Danny Phantom

Danny: Sam, hide!
Sam: No time! (tackles Danny into the bushes)
Valerie: (arrives at where Danny was) No escaping me now, ghost boy! (sees Danny and Sam kissing)
Danny, Sam: Aaah!
Sam: Do you mind?!
Valerie: Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. (Valerie flies off)
Sam: That sounded like Valerie. (Looks at Danny, who's smiling like a lovesick idiot) Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
Danny: (Nervously) No! Why, did you?
(cuts to school)
Tucker: Wait . . . you guys kissed?
Danny, Sam: No! It was a fake-out make-out!!
Tucker: But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?
-'Shades of Grey', Danny Phantom

"I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere, and suddenly she's the biggest thing since MP3s. It's so . . . so-
"Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubblegum is preventing true musical artists from being heard?"
"I was going to say weird, but uh, okay!"
-Danny Fenton and Sam Manson, 'Fanning the Flames', Danny Phantom

"You do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension?"
"Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina."
"You know, he has a point."
-Sam, Tucker Foley, and Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames'

"Wow. I just never realized; you're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building." . . . .
"Danny, stop! Don't come any closer!"
"But . . . you're over there, and I'm over here. I wanna be over there!"
"Wait . . . I know that look. That's the same longing puppy dog look you give Paulina!"
"Who's Paulina? . . ."
"That's a pleasant side effect."
-Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' (Sanny fans, eat your heart out!)

"Sam . . . Sam . . . . Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony . . and I can understand everything we're saying."
"Danny! Open up!"
"You want me to open up? Well, okay. One time, when I was five, I really wanted a puppy, but my parents-"
"Will you knock it off!?"
-Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' (lovesick Danny . . . hilariously cute)

"You don't really feel that way about me, and I don't really feel that way about you!"
" . . . so why are you still holding my hands?"
-Sam and Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' (so lovesick Danny=confident and slightly smug Danny . . . interesante . . .)

"If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. Something horrible that will break the spell, like Sam kissing Dash. Or worse. (throws mic to Tucker) Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing!"
"Wait, you want me to sing? But you said I stink!"
"Heh, I was just kidding! You rock! You rock out loud!"
"You got that right!"
-Danny Phantom and Tucker, 'Fanning the Flames'

"Now's the best time to say, "Gosh, Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult.""
"I'm fourteen. I don't really care."
-Mr. Lancer and Danny Fenton, 'Teacher of the Year'

"You are no match for me, for I am Technus! Master of-"
"Master of long winded introductions! Do you ever stop talking about yourself!?"
-Technus and Danny Phantom, 'Teacher of the Year'

"I don't know what's scarier; the underwear, or the fact that he carries them in his coat."
-Tucker, 'Fright Night/Knight'

(in Tucker's body) "Hi! I'm Tucker! Don't let the PDA and the glasses and lack of muscles fool you, I'm a stud." (comes out)
"I hate when you do that."
-Danny Phantom and Tucker, 'Maternal Instincts'

"Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40s', might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat!"
-Danny Fenton, 'Maternal Instincts'

"Great. At midnight, I get my powers back, at 12:01, the belt zaps me, and at 12:02, Vlad tries to make out with my mom. Those are going to be the worst two minutes of my life."
-Danny, 'Maternal Instincts'

"Maddie! Daniel! You've returned to me! Ooh, and not a moment too soon."
"Danny, go somewhere else while the adults talk."
"Oh, sure, Mom. You and Vlad get cozy. If you need me, I'll be over there . . . barfing."
-Vlad Masters, Maddie Fenton (Danny's mom), and Danny Fenton, 'Maternal Instincts'

"But how do I get through the thick head of a 14 year old boy!? . . . oh darn it." (cuts to next scene where she's wearing make up and a ridiculously HIDEOUS girly outfit)
-Sam, 'Memory Blank'

"So, this is a photo I have of us from eighth grade. This is the same photo you have in your locker. Notice anything?"
"Yeah. You broke into my locker and doctored an old photo of me. You must really like me. . . . Or you're nuts. You're not nuts, are you?"
-Sam and Danny Fenton, 'Memory Blank'

"That might just be the coolest girl on the planet."
"Or she's nuts. Really, really nuts."
-Danny and Tucker, 'Memory Blank'

"Phew, what is that smell?"
"This? It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley by Tucker Foley". It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it."
"Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie."
-Danny Fenton and Tucker, 'Doctor's Disorders'

"Fenton, you're in here, too? (starts multiplying) Four. Six. Eight. Who do we appreciate? Us! Us! . . . Ahh! Run for our lives!"
"Are you kidding? I have been trying to do that trick for months, that is so wrong!"
-Kwan and Danny Fenton, 'Doctor's Disorders'

"You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with HER." (points to Paulina)
"Yeah, uh . . . I kinda doubt that."
-Sam and Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders'

"You're Penelope Spectra's assistant, Bertrand! (pauses . . . facepalms) Bert Rand, Bertrand, how did I miss that?"
-Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders'

(from outside the hospital) "Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet."
(from inside the hospital) "Let me go!"
"Still, technically not a cry for help."
"HELP!!"
"Well, not a cry for me."
"TUCKER!!!"
"Ah, dang."
-Tucker and Danny, 'Doctor's Disorders'

(Spectra just turned into a snot monster)
"There's a "you blew it" pun somewhere, but, I'd rather not."
-Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders'

(snot monster Spectra is punched by Danny and Danny's arm gets covered in snot)
"You know, if my life wasn't at stake, I would hurl right now."
"Okay, that's it. Let's boogie!"
"See, that's the kinda pun I was avoiding with the whole "blew it" comment."
-Danny Phantom and Spectra, 'Doctor's Orders'

"Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party, AT MY OWN HOUSE!"
-Danny Fenton, 'Pirate Radio'

"Listen up, people. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead."
"Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?"
"You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear."
-Danny Fenton and Dash Baxter, 'Pirate Radio'

"Dash, you're with me on offense. We're gonna spring the adults from the pirate ship."
"So, I get to hit some people?"
"Oh, yeah! (Dash grabs Danny's shirt) Not me!"
(Lets go of Danny's shirt) "Sorry, old habits."
-Danny Fenton and Dash, 'Pirate Radio'

"Now if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op-Center? Someplace where I would see every time I come here." (you could practically hear the ding from his idea)
(opens the refrigerator and presses the button) "Yep, next to the ham!"
Computer: Defense system activated. Also, the ham has spoiled.
-Danny Fenton, 'Pirate Radio'

Maddie: And while the Ecto-Skeleton can enhance your natural ability 100 fold, using it could be fatal.
Jack: Which is exactly why I'll be using it. Because if the suit's killing anybody, it's gonna be me.
Maddie: (knocks out Jack) You're already weak from the first time you used the suit. I'll be going in.
Jazz: (knocks out Maddie) Forget it, Mom. Danny needs both of you. I'm doing this.
Sam's Dad: (knocks out Jazz) I'll do it!"
Sam's Mom: (knocks out Sam's Dad) I'll do it!
Some woman: (knocks out Sam's Mom) I'll do it!
(everyone continues knocking each other out)
Danny Phantom: I thought I was gonna have to blast everybody with the ghost ray, but . . this is much more efficient.
-'Reign of Terror'

"I call fun Danny!" (runs out with fun Danny)
"Say, you wear an awful lot of black for a superhero sidekick. Have you considered switching to bright primary colors!?"
"Tucker, wait up!"
-Tucker, "Superhero Danny Phantom", and Sam, 'Identity Crisis'

"Dueling doppelgangers, have you lost your half of our mind!?"
"Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet."
-"Super Danny" and "Fun Danny", 'Identity Crisis'

"Curse this infernal messy room. This looks like a job for . . . the vacuum cleaner!"
-Super Danny Fenton, 'Identity Crisis'

Super Danny Phantom: We have to stop him!
Fun Danny Phantom: Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling.
Tucker: It'll be fun?
Sam: You'll get to hit stuff?
Fun Danny Phantom: Sweet.
-'Identity Crisis"

"Danny, you okay? You look a little-"
"Crazy? Don't say crazy!"
"I was going to say, you look a little like you've been on a big spinning table. Why? Do you think you're crazy?"
-Danny Fenton and Sam, 'Fenton Menace'

Jazz: This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! (Danny's eye twitches) He needs a normal family outing; one that has nothing to do with ghosts!
Danny: Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here? Ow! (To "invisible ghost") And will you stop poking me?!
Maddie: I don't know, Jazz, honey! Sure, Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we cant work out here.
Danny: (Youngblood pokes him again) Back off, punk! (Grabs an ecto-gun and starts shooting up the lab with it forcing Maddie, Jazz, and Jack to take cover behind some boxes)
Maddie: I'll pack the sleeping bags.
Jack: And I'll get the ghost hunting equipment! (Jazz and Maddie glare at Jack) And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean . . . uh the—the other sleeping bags!
-'Fenton Menace'

Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts.
Danny: It was one ghost! And a parrot . . .
Jazz: Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears . . . and a parrot.
-'Fenton Menace'

"You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping at FentonMart."
-Danny Fenton, 'Fenton Menace'

"More importantly, what's with you?"
"I am Box Lunch! Daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady!"
"Um, eww."
-Danny Phantom and Box Lunch, 'Ultimate Enemy'

Tucker: Danny, who was that ghost you were fighting?
Danny: That was Box Lunch, the daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady.
Sam, Tucker: Yikes.
Danny: Actually, it's more of an "eww."
-'Ultimate Enemy'

"My voice is changing? Great, now I'm going through evil puberty. Everywhere I turn my stupid future is smacking me in the face! (gets hit in the head by the stupidly named boooo-merang) Ow!"
-Danny Phantom, 'Ultimate Enemy'

Danny: (opens door, not seen cause of the shadows [why doesn't that happen in real life, huh??])
Maddie: Ghost!
Jack: No, it's Santa!
Danny: (voice over) They're both sorta right.
-'The Fright Before Christmas'

"Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghost attacks, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, then we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty or . . . some such nonsense."
-Danny Fenton, 'Secret Weapons'

"That was good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts!"
"No. Actually, you caught one ghost, three times. All of them me!"
-Jazz and Danny Fenton, 'Secret Weapons'

"Danny, are you all right?"
"No, no. Here, let me save you the trouble." (Presses a button on the thermos, allowing himself to get sucked in)
-
Jazz and Danny Phantom, 'Secret Weapons'

(in broom closet)
Tucker: You want us to say something to her?
Danny: I am perfectly capable of talking to my own sister.
Sam: Which is why you're hiding from her in a broom closet?
Danny: Am not.
Jazz: (outside door) Danny? You in there?
Danny: Hide me! (jumps into trash can)
-'Secret Weapons'

"Are you mad, child? Picking a fight with me and my upgraded form!?"
"You upgraded to a mullet?"
-Technus and Danny Phantom, 'Flirting With Disaster'

Sam: He's pushing Danny and Valerie together! (Tucker starts laughing) If you're done, we have to tell Danny.
Tucker: Haha, you wanna tell Danny that Technus is playing matchmaker? How do you think he'll react to that?
(cuts to Danny laughing his head off at school)
Sam: Are you done yet?
Danny: No. (continues laughing) Okay, now I'm done.
-'Flirting with Disaster'

Tucker Danny? Listen . . .
Danny Not now, Tucker, I'm busy writing in your voice! Would Tucker say it like that?
Tucker But . . .
Sam A little more nerd, and a little less suave.
-'King Tuck'

(in the past, sees college kids with 80s style)
Danny P: Destroy the past? And what, lose all this culture?
Random person: Totally awesome outfit dude! (thumbs up)
Danny: Oh great, I blend.
-'Masters of All Time'

"The one good thing of having scientist parents: alternate time-line—totally valid excuse."
-Danny Phantom, 'Masters of All Time' (I wish that'd be a valid excuse for me . . .)

"A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!"
"Hey! I have totally hit puberty! (reaches in his shirt and pulls out a white hair) See that? Totally a chest hair."
-Guy in White and Danny Phantom, 'Double Cross My Heart' (Sanny fans, eat your heart out)

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up froot loop."
"A froot loop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A frootloop would not have been able to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet! I. AM. NOT. A. FROOT LOOP!!!"
-Danny Fenton and Vlad Plasmius, 'Kindred Spirit'

(After Vlad reveals his plan to clone Danny) "Oh yeah, nothing loopy about that."
-Danny Fenton, 'Kindred Spirit'

Danny: What do you want, Skulker?
Skulker: My girlfriend says I'm a lousy hunter. But hanging your pelt on my wall would change her mind.
Danny: Wow.
Skulker: Frightened now?
Danny: No, I can't believe you have a girlfriend.
Skulker: Now that just plain hurts . . .
-'Girls' Night Out'

"How is this possible?"
"You become invisible, pass through solid objects, and emit beams of energy from your hands, and you ask 'How is this possible'?"
Danny Phantom and Frostbite, 'Urban Jungle'

Danny: Why are there so many of your people watching us?
Frostbite: Ha! It is not every moon that my people get an opportunity to see their leader train one as legendary as you, O Great One.
Danny: You mean they're hoping I'll mess up, huh?
Frostbite: Indeed. These people live in a frozen wasteland, they take their comedy where they can get it.
-'Urban Jungle'

"Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear!" (opens it, a "spooky thermos" comes out)
"Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it."
-Box Ghost (funniest. Ghost. EVER) and Danny Fenton, 'Boxed Up Fury'

Danny, Tucker: (Start eating the sandwiches the Box Ghost threw at them)
Box Ghost: Wait . . . what are you doing?
Danny: Tasting our doom, and I have to tell ya, it's kinda dry.
Tucker: You wouldn't happen to have any spicy mustard of doom, would ya?
-'Boxed Up Fury'

"Plagues, pestilence, boy bands. Whoa, this is one evil box."
-Danny Phantom, 'Boxed Up Fury' (I agree . . . BOY BANDS??)

"That's all you do? Put people to sleep? You sure you're not a teacher?"
-Danny Phantom, 'Frightmare' (Sanny fans, have a parade!)

"Man, you weight a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked.
-Max and Fang, the Angel Experiment, pg217-218

"Max?" Iggy knocked on the door. "Can I come in? I have to brush my teeth."
"No-- I'm in a towel." I called back.
"I'm blind." he said impatiently.
"No! You're kidding! Are you sure?"
-Max and Iggy, School's Out Forever, pg87

"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie, I'm just Barbie's friend."
-Nudge, School's out Forever, pg119

"There is one bright side to this," said Fang.
"Yeah? What's that? The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?"
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.'
-Max and Fang, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg103

"Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.
Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.
Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence. "You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings."
"Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
"Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it."
"I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing." "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully.
"Write that down." I told the assistant. "He's a notorious dessert stealer." "Vhy did you let a girl be de leader?" ter Borcht asked, a calculating look in his eyes.
"She's the tough one." Fang said.
Darn right, I thought proudly.
"Is dere anysing special about you?" ter Borcht asked. "Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.""I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked.'
-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg137-139

"Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?"
A quiet voice in the hallway outside: "Ghostbusters!"
(Captain Perry and John groan)
John: "That phrase is ruined forever,"
-MAX: a maximum ride novel, pg274

Squirtle: "Go talk to it, you're like family!"
Bulbasaur: "I have no family, just call me an orphan."
Charmander: "He has a point!"
Squirtle: "Chicken"
-'Island of the Giant Pokémon'

"It's hard to imagine Brock married."
"You know, we'll be married someday too."
"Yeah . . . . HUH!?"
-Ash and Misty, 'The Heartache of Brock'

"Take it from me, it's a lot easier to like someone who likes you, than to like someone who doesn't."
"But how do you know?"
*blushes* "Huh? Well that's- what I've heard."
-Misty and Brock, 'The Heartache of Brock'

"Imagine that: James has a girlfriend."
"Mmm hmm . . . HUH!?"
-Jesse and Meowth, 'The Heartache of Brock'

"Well Ash, what do you think?"
"Well, right now I wish my mom had named me Bob instead of Ash"
-Tracey and Ash, 'Pokémon Movie 2000'

Misty: "They're not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other."
Tracey: "You know what? It's exactly the same thing with you and Ash!"
Ash and Misty: ". . . YOU MUST BE CRAZY!!"
-Wherefore Art Thou, Pokemon?

"It was Foaly's idea to mechanize the whole procedure. He had the warlocks do their thing into lithium batteries, and then set up a network of receiver dishes around the designated area. Sounds simple? Well, it wasn't. But there were definite advantages. Batteries didn't try to show off to each other."
-Artemis Fowl

"Yes, we get it," said Artemis. "How long will it take to weave the spell?"
No1 chewed his lip for a moment. "About as long as it takes for you two to remove your clothing."
"Hurkk," said Artemis half-choking with surprise.
"D'Arvit,"swore Holly.
"I think we all know what D'Arvit means," said No1. "But hurkk is not English. Unless you meant hark, which I suppose could be relevant. Or perhaps you were speaking Dutch, and then hurk would translate as squat." No1 paused for a wink. "Which means squat to me."
Artemis leaned close to the demon's cornet-shaped ear. "Why do we need to take our clothes off?"
"That is a very good quesion," said Holly into the other ear.' . . .
. . . 'No1 noticed both Artemis's and Holly's awkward expressions and took pity on them.
"I suppose you can keep one thing, if you must. A small garment, but make sure it's your color, because you could be wearing it for a really long time.". . . .
. . . ."Nice underwear," snickered Foaly form the screen, momentarily forgetting the gravity of the situation.
Artemis was wearing a pair of red Armani boxer shorts, which were pretty much the same color as his face."
-Time Paradox

"Understood. Don't hang around, Arty. Get up, get down, and back to the car."
Arty?
Artemis was surprised Holly would call him that. It was his mother's pet name for him.
"Got it. Up, down, and back."
Arty?
-Time Paradox

Artemis thought it would be nice to stay here and talk like this, but one cage over his future was escaping with his past.
-Artemis Fowl and The Time Paradox, pg134

"Why don't we look for magic stones that grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, then you could search my naked body for a mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere."
-Orion, Atlantis Complex

"I really think we should search for my birthmark."
-Guess who (look up), Atlantis Complex

"If he asks you to look for birthmarks, say no immediately."
-Foaly, Atlantis Complex

"Smite it with what?" Foaly said. "You secret birthmark?"
-Atlantis Complex (in case you haven't noticed, I love the birthmark running gag)

'I am not in pain, thought Artemis. They must have given me something.
And then: I should lighten the mood.
"Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
"D'Arvit," said Holly. "It's the knight in shining armor."
"Hmm," said Foaly. "That's how Atlantis goes. As it prgresses, you can never predict what will set it off. I thought the cocktail of drugs would bring back Artemis, but at least Orion will tell us what Artemis is up to." He leaned in closer. "Orion, you noble youth. Do you happen to know the password for Artemis's firewall?"
"Of course I do," said Artemis. "It's D-O-N-K-E-Y space B-O-Y."
Foaly was halfway through writing this down when the penny dropped.'
-Atlantis Complex

"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."
-Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)


Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life (aka Hilarious Quotes)

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Forgiveness is the cleansing fire that burns away old regrets and resentments.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass . . . It's about learning how to dance in the rain.

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." —Mark Twain

One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel

All men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey

Be obscure clearly

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.

Can we actually "know" the universe? My gods, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

A line is a dot that went for a walk

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

(Immature Alert) Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

Just because nobody complains, doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me, however, is another matter.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

My computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for KARATE!!

Home is where the couch is.

When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Don't take life so seriously. No one gets out alive.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.

I'm rad, you're rad . . . but if you hug me, I will slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac.

Take candy, not drugs.

Friendship is like peeing your pant; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ARSE

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Elmo watches you from your closet.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why.

Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No money= No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Alone= Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death
Life Lesson= Don't lose your pen. You'll die.

Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons . . . squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

When life gives you lemons, laugh, cause Life forgot that you like oranges.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

"Sir, we're screwed! Half our men are down, there's no way out, the sky is practically falling as we speak-"
"Get a grip Corporal! Our weapons still work, which means we can still kick some ass!"

Dr. Seuss quotes!! (love him! XD)

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Dr. Seuss

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope." Dr. Seuss

"Only you can control your future." Dr. Seuss

"ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!" Dr. Seuss

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" Dr. Seuss

"I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights." Dr. Seuss

"Being crazy isn't enough." Dr. Seuss

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you" Dr. Seuss

"I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone." Dr. Seuss

More serious and/or depressing quotes

She's broken. She believed.

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

It's easy to imagine ways the future can be ugly and depressing. It's harder, but more worthwhile, to imagine plausible ways we can make it better.

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

This is the real world and things are gonna fall apart. But not everything is worth crying for. Not everything is worth fighting for. And some things are just not worth mending.

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.

I'm not saying I have nothing. I'm not saying I'm gone completely. It's just sometimes it's all a bit too much to handle. Sometimes I feel like it's too much. I'm not going to do anything stupid because I know it will get better, it has to right? Otherwise there wouldn't be anyone who would live past their teenage years. But for now, just for now, it hurts.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am just . . . isn't me.

I think I'm afraid of being happy, because every time I'm happy, something bad always happens.

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels.


RANDOM STUFF TO COPY AND PASTE!

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
Too . . . high . . . to count . . .
If you're proud to be a dragon lover, stick this onto your profile.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, jump!"

98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're one of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" Or be the one to push him off, yelling, "Sorry, you took too long!"

If you're really smart, but have a tendancy to say some stupid stuff, even if you're really social, post this on your profile, signature, whatever, and let the world know - it's a sort of apology for all the stupid things you will say that will inevitably come out wrong.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, or if this has happened to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying/retarded/etc., copy and past this into your profile.

99.5%t of teenagers and kids have a Myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile.

If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think these copy and paste things are stupid, but just like having them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir . . . when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . .
Copy and paste this if you think racism is just stupid, retarded, and you don't know why people thought SKIN COLOR meant anything.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
P
erseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.
E
lectricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.
R
iptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
C
larisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Y
ellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
A
nnabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.
C
hiron. The trainer of heroes.
K
aleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
S
on of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)
O
lympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.
N
emesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.
N
ever back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .
D
ionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
H
ephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo).
E
mpathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).
L
upa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
M
orpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)
P
ersephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance ('The brave, beautiful Persephone was going to get me out of this. She shrugged indifferently. "Fine. What's for breakfast? I'm starving."' -The Last Olympian)
I
apetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
A
rtemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
N
othing lasts forever. Even the gods.
S
witched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

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WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

10 WAYS TO BE S-T-U-P-I-D
1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the h-e-double hockey sticks would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'em in the middle.)

STUPID LABELS
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (. . . gross . . .)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (as I've said before, it all depends on my mood)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (technically "yellow". . . )
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not sure about this one at all . . . the pretty part obviously)
I HAVE STRAIGHT 1'S and 2'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (just highlights!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff (semi-skater)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (mood. Always my mood)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (technically "yellow" . . .)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (MOOD)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (again, not sure . . .)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (. . . I'm just gonna say M for Mood)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (M)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (not sure if it's "talent" . . .)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (M)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (depends on what I did during the day . . sports or something)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
My mother was FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (rarely!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (MR and Fang are AWESOME)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I suppose I am . . .)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (not EXACTLY . . .)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. ("yellow" . . .)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I actually CARE about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. ( . . . *shudder*)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against ABORTION.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (slightly true . . .)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (sometimes . . .)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (kinda true . . .)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (M)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I grew up in a tough neighborhood, so must be a gangbanger.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST need special treatment and be treated differently.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (all in the past. Try, and fail)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (*shrugs* It looks cool . . . )
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (of course I'm a person, what am I, a fish?)

SECRET!!!
[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (aka WHY THE MOVIE SUCKED. A LIST I CAME UP WITH IN AN HOUR):
1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

And remember . . . I wrote this entire thing myself. In an hour. WHAT NOW!!!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

When life you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things

(Highlight the ones you agree with in bold :))

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. (sometimes)

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. (Depends..)

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Harry Potter, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and pase this into your profile

If you prentend Fred Weasley didn't die, copy and pase this into your profile

If you prentended Edward Cullen was your boyfriend at some point of your life, copy and pase this into your profile

If you think Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan don't get enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

I'm a klutz. I mean, a MAJOR klutz. As in, I trip over things that aren't there and I accidently drop quite a few things. If you're a klutz too, then copy and paste this onto your profile (but don't trip!) to fill the world with us unbalanced people!

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If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

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You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

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You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

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Hale, Kat and the Kitty Cat by RoseWynter reviews
What happens when Hale decides to adopt a stray kitten? One things's for sure, Kat isn't the only Kitty Kat in the house anymore.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/23/2013 - W.W. Hale, Katarina B./Kat, Kat B., Hale
A Side-Effect Continued by Alice J. Nightshade reviews
Six months after Augustus' death, Hazel finds a book left at her door. Peter Van Houten's novel, Side-Effect, has found it's way to her, but this time its Gus' story he tells. How can she read about his life, falling in love and his final days? She's isn't strong enough to do this. Despite how she feels, Hazel owes it to Augustus to finish the story, even if there is no ending.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hazel L., Isaac, Peter van Houton, Hazel's mom
From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
You Again by starglow13 reviews
Annabeth takes a trip to Manhattan from San Francisco. Once there, she bumps into one of her old childhood friends. Yea, that black haired sea-green eyed one. Boy, is she in for the biggest surprise of her life. Rated T for minor swearing!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,107 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Hermione Speaks Out by Lottielue1 reviews
Hermione Granger is paired with nearly every Harry Potter character now here are her thoughts on the relationships. Plenty of one-shots with all your favourite characters. No flames, if you don't like don't read. See you all on the inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,702 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Bored by Kvdm223 reviews
The TMI gang is bored on a hot day and the power is down. What will happen? I know it sounds stupid but this is my first fanfic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W.
PJO Love Scenes by Percabeth17 reviews
Drabbles on not just couples and pairings in Percy Jackson and the Olympians, but also includes family and friends' love. Hope you enjoy. Sorry for abnormally long wait...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,381 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G., Leo V.
Mockingjay: Revisited by Peetagrl3-TheRollyJoger reviews
*ORIGINALLY HOW IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED* Basically, what might have happened if Peeta hadn't been hijacked? What would be different? How would Katniss react? Undergoing slight editing. Starts on page 176 of Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,011 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M., OC
Fire and Ice by Alizarin7 reviews
BEING REVISED/ON HIATUS. STAY TUNED!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,682 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Hiccup, OC] Astrid
Just Another Initiation by DauntlessProdigy04 reviews
What if Natalie Ross never left Dauntless? Never married Andrew Prior, and had a baby with someone else? This is the story of Tris, Dauntless born, and her initiation. (The same year as Tobias). Not great at summary's, but the story is better so give it a shot?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
For The Dancing And The Dreaming by cOokIe-MOnzTa reviews
It's been two months & Valka misses Stoick. Can Hiccup cheer her up? Find out by reading! Surprise near the end, too. Stolka & Hiccstrid pairings. PLEASE REVIEW! :) WARNING: SPOILERS if you haven't seen HTTYD 2. Based off the song.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Stoick, Valka] [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
The Random TD Party In Mike's Basement by TheDestinedApple reviews
All the ROTI Contestants are chillaxing in Mike's basement until the original TD contestants crash the party... What will happen? READ TO FIND OUT. No plot structure, fourth wall breaking, and terrible jokes! PERFECT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Complete
A Second Chance by SpiderMatt13 reviews
It's been a full year since the night Gwen Stacy died in the clock tower. Peter Parker, her former boyfriend visits her grave everyday just to talk to her and feel some kind of comfort. He would do anything to have her back, but when the opportunity arises for a second chance with Gwen, will he take it? *BASED ON THE EVENTS OF TASM2*
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, May P., Gwen S., Mephisto
Avengers Assemble-y by smoak is smokin reviews
Tony and Clint go to Midtown to find Spiderman. (This is a horrible story and is being rewritten. So, this is forever done and never being edited or anything like that. Check out the reboot on my profile!) NOT STONY OR SUPERFAMILY!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
PJO What the? by Dr.Quack reviews
Starts out as a 'harmless' game of Truth or Dare. Then, new siblings. Then, the Kraken, Lucifer and a griffin come out of nowhere. LEMONS HERE! Lots of fluff too! FLUFFY LEMONADE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2011
The Gods Visit Camp by Me The Awesome reviews
The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermes
The Saga of Tratie by bewilder22 reviews
Katie is trying to live a normal life with her family when Chiron flares a project for year rounders. Who does she get stuck with? What is her family like? Will everyone get along? Find out in the love-hate relationship "The Saga of Tratie."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Travis S., Katie G.
You Don't Need Me Anymore by squirtlepokemon215 reviews
I thought we were meant to be, but I was all wrong,wrong about that this could work,wrong about letting my walls down,wrong about loving you, Jason. I trusted you and your chance is gone. You have Reyna now. I was just a tool to make Reyna jealous. Now that I'm used, you don't need me anymore.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Piper M., Jason G.
A Rose By The River by bow-to-my-tie reviews
The Doctor and River are running from the Silence, but need to get help from Rose Tyler and her new husband, John Smith. Jealousy and feelings are revealed when River and Rose realize, to some extent, they're both the Doctor's wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,149 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
A Trip to the Lake by MoonOverOuran reviews
Gwen and her family take a trip to the old family lake house for one last family summer. But will an unexpected blast from her past be a sweet dream or her worst nightmare?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Gwen, Trent
Saying Goodbye by petrovadoppelgangers reviews
Hazel says her final goodbye to Augustus, unaware her parents were to do the same to her months later. Three-shot.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hazel L., Augustus W.
Life After Nevermore by KarleeRay reviews
The Flock has just survived an apocolypse, something they were created to do. Now, they live their lives in an underground city. What happens when enhanced people have become the norm? What happens when Max and the flock get to finally live like human beings? Note: the story picks up right where Nevermore leaves off. FAX. FAX. FAX. Some Eggy. Please read! Better than the summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 96,347 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012
Ginny Weasley and the Deathly Hallows by Potterfanforever101 reviews
This is a story of Ginny Weasleys 6th year at Hogwarts and the pain she went through whilst Harry, Ron and Hermione were off hunting horcruxes! It will go through what everyday life was like and to be in a school run by Snape. Third person. May contain some mild swearing and possible torture... This is my first proper fan-fic so please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ginny W.
Free From the Dark by Leaded-Pegasus reviews
"Annabeth had just happened to show up at his door, with food, until she found him laying on the floor, spiked with glass. And then she helped him up, bathed him, and patched him up as though he were a child. But perhaps that's what Tartarus had knocked him down to, just a frail little boy." I wrote this for the shipweeks-it takes place after the HoO series. Spoilers, by the way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Soul mates by RaeRambles reviews
What do other campers, friends and family think about Percabeth? Soul mates or never meant to be?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011
Peter and Gwen, A to Z by NoraSpider-Girl reviews
Twenty six snippets of Peter and Gwen's relationship. TASM verse
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Life Skills 101 by singbirdsing reviews
Camp is in for a surprise when the gods are ordering the campers to take part in a mysterious, "Life Skills," class... Campers are required to take care of fake babies and get "jobs." Chapter 1 has been edited!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011
Percy Jackson A New Generation by april upside down reviews
Formerly known as Percy Jackson Submit Your Own, no longer accepting characters. Please don't flame! Percy/Annabeth, Travis/Kaite, Connor/OC, Nico/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Chiron, Percy J.
A Promise Never Made by RMB1949 reviews
Set it in TASM reboot movie: Captain Stacy was not killed by The Lizard, where does this leave Peter Parker and his relationship with Gwen Stacy? Read and find out!
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
The Next Generation by marykate3000 reviews
They weren't suposed to be born. The Stoll children and the Jackson child are tri-bloods, almost as powerful as the gods themselves. So join them on their adventures leading them to the Great Gaea War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Per Ankh by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Set decides to send Carter and Sadie on a quest, a quest for laughs! Cracks on Salt, Sanubis, Zarter and more!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Turn Around by Annabeth-Kahlan-Alanna-Cara reviews
After the Lost Hero; what I to happen in Son of Neptune, with some memories AND PROBLEM/BLESSINGS of my own creation. I added some twists. Rated M for my paranoia. Please Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My One Way Ticket to Wingdom by LiliaSparks reviews
When Ella decides she wants her own set of wings and runs away from the Flock to get them, she accidentally messes up everything. Now, with Dr. Martinez and Ella kidnapped again - this time by terrorists threatening to bomb the world - Iggy and the rest of the Flock must save the both of them AND try to stop a full-out nuclear war that Ella caused. Can they do it in time?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iggy, Ella
Training with the Nephilim by LadyEmiMarie reviews
Magnus goes to pick up Alec from the Institute but ends up joining in with a training session.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Real or Not Real by OddCoupler222 reviews
My name is Peeta Mellark. They say I've been hijacked by the Capitol. I don't know what to believe or what is the truth. The lines between what's real and what is not real have been blurred. Who am I fighting for? Mockingjay in Peeta's point of view.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,015 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
I am here for you by Empress24601 reviews
Percy disappears from camp and Sally is left in shock. But Paul is there to remind her that she is not alone this time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Paul B., Sally J.
A Night Visit by jmint945 reviews
This story is about Katniss going to visit Peeta. It takes place during Mockingjay sometime after Katniss saw Delly's visit with Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,009 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Paintdripps reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Awkward IMs by iluv2smile reviews
Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011
Dear Charlie by hpark reviews
Charlie's pen pal's letter back
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Charlie - Complete
Maybe It's Okay by Atariel Tsukai reviews
Sam writes a letter to Charlie after a week of college. Short & Sweet. Book-verse.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Samantha, Charlie - Complete
Never Meant for This to Happen by my love addiction reviews
Two weeks after the Lizard incident, Peter stumbles across something that could be the key to his past. And Gwen's there, too while he tires to find himself, making him want to cave in on his promise to stay away. One thing's for sure, though: whether he keeps any promises or not, all of them turn his life upside down. Sometimes he wishes he had never promised her dad anything...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,763 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Truth or Dare with the Gods! by Thalicolover4ever reviews
Like the title says, it's Truth or Dare but with the gods! It's my first story so pleeaasse go easy on me. Trust me, it's better than it sounds. Read and review please! 100 review chapter submitted! Nico's point of view COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,115 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
The Boy Who Sneaks In Through Her Bedroom Window by my love addiction reviews
It was complicated, it was heartbreaking, it was a series of calamities. But it was natural, it was passionate, it was infallible. Him, the silent and brilliant rebel, her, the dynamic and bright overachiever; opposites attracting. What they went through could've been just a round of high school crush drama. But it wasn't. It never was, even from the beginning. TASM Universe. AU.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
To Be Infinite by Forfun100 reviews
A letter composed by me to Charlie with love and admiration. I feel everyone should write to Charlie just because I know he has changed everyone's life like he changed mine. Charlie this is for you.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Charlie - Complete
Find Your Way Back To Me by ElsterBird reviews
"You're punishing him over and over for things that are out of his control. I think it's time you flipped this little scenario in your head. If you'd been taken by the Capitol, and hijacked, and then tried to kill Peeta, is this the way he would be treating you?" Rated M for language, violence and... more.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Mark Of Athena by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"Wisdom's Daughter Walks Alone, The Mark of Athena Burns Through Rome. He Must Let Go and Accept Her Fate, Or the Entire World Shall be at Stake. Flames Will Spread Because of Her Pride, The Giant's Return Will Cause One to Die." And if one is to die, then who will it be? The Giant War has only just begun for the seven half-bloods of prophecy. Complete! Read/Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 123,132 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Reading Divergent by megidoughnut reviews
There just wasn't enough of this. So I had to do it. Follow Tris, Four, and lots of the other Divergent Trilogy characters as they read Divergent. If you've read these types of books before, you know they're freaking awesome, and if you haven't, then...wow. You're missing out. (also-this story is set in the dauntless compound, after the first day, in between chapters 7 and 8)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Letters to Peter by my love addiction reviews
She needed to talk to him, but he wouldn't even look at her let alone communicate with her. There was only one way left, one last hope before she went insane. But the question was: would he write back? One-shot. Very long. Tiniest bit of introspection. The Amazing Spider-Man universe.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Gwen S., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Peter and Gwen's stolen moments by Nicky-2890 reviews
As the title says, this will be a series of drabbles about Peter and Gwen. This might or might not turn into a real story later on. Most of it will be fluff and stuff that i come up with and write down. Movie verse! Might be slightly OOC, but i'll try to keep their personalities as close to the real thing as possible. Title is really stupid, I know. Open to suggestions! R&R
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
A Demigod Christmas by orangesquash.inc2 reviews
It's Christmas eve and the demigods are really really bored so they decided to invite a few friends and have some fun, okay the gods invited themselves but anyways you get the point...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010
TRUTH OR DARE by Pjo06 reviews
The characters of percy jackson play a game of truth or dare. Who will drive a monster truck? Who will go in the closet with who? THERE WILL BE CLIFF HANGERS. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Wrong Sorting by Lime Greene reviews
Piper Valdez should not be in the Aphrodite Cabin. Jason Jackson shouldn't be in the Zeus cabin. Yet, here they are. SEQUEL TO "THE STORY I NEVER THOUGHT OF"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Jason G., Piper M.
Emotion by WeasleySeeker reviews
Fred struggles to make sense of his emotions when he sees his twin, injured and helpless, after retrieving Harry from Privet Drive. How will this affect his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Paintball Challenge by Cheryblosom-chan reviews
Have you ever wondered what Trent and Gwen were doing during the paintball deer hunt? Well...here's my idea. I hope you like it! TxG
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
When In The Locker Room by miss-joseph reviews
Harry's washing up after a quidditch game and Fred and George show up afterwards to give a hand. So um warnings...male/male don't like? don't read it then. Harry/Fred/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fred W.
PJO IM'ing by Cheypielaughs reviews
The PJO gang is back! And they are IM'ing! NOT Iris messaging INSTANT messaging Set after TLO and before TLH. Will Annabeth ever catch Percy changing his IM name? Will Nico ever be able to convince everyone that he doesn't drink root beer? Find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Shocks and Surprises by demigirl606 reviews
There is a meeting about Leo's boat and turns out there is a delay. A few days later a lost camper turns up. Jason is shocked. What will happen between the two camp? Read and find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Jason G., Percy J.
Recognition by Inspiration Alone reviews
Katniss is a old and she reflects many stories of what happens to people and plaaces after Mockinjay. Mostly Gale/Madge romance, but the children of Katniss have their love stories too.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Kill Her, Save Her by PhoenixLoveStory reviews
*Mockingjay Spoilers!* When Katniss is making her way to the City Circle, just before the parachutes go off. Peeta doesn't know what to do. Kill her? Save her? Fluffiness. My first Hunger Games story. *ONESHOT*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
His Last Words by AleyaContraire reviews
Two words. Two words that changed everything. Two words that gave me the will to continue what we're fighting for. His last words. ONESHOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Annabeth's Seaweed Brain by WaffleGirlIsAwesome432 reviews
Set after TLH, when The Argo II sets sail to rescue their legendary hero of Olympus: Perseus Jackson. Will Percy accept his fellow Greeks or side with the Romans? Multiple POVs. This'll be different than others. Wait, Percy's not a demigod OR god? Hmm...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,686 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
You Belong with Me by HungerGamesFanaddcit18 reviews
My version of the epilogue. The life of Katniss and Peeta after returning to District 12. Just a sweet love story.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
PJO and HoO Read the Sea of Monsters by Erudite19 reviews
The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. After the Son of Neptune. Sequel to my other story. Rick Riordan owns PJO and HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,311 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
A Note, Or Three, Or Maybe a Lot More then Three by Suki-Alanna reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico pass notes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Haunted by aradiuh reviews
Katniss' thoughts on Peeta's hijacking. Songfic to Taylor Swift's "Haunted". Oneshot. CHANGED DUE TO THREATS TO REPORT. WARNING:SPOILERS FOR MOCKINGJAY! PICTURE ISN'T MINE!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Words Not Spoken by Ninazadzia reviews
Peeta/Katniss. All I need to do is say three little words, and then we're free. Because fluffy confession scenes CAN be written in-character! One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
MythoBook by HeatherJanie reviews
A new version of Facebook is up for the Gods and Campers Find out what happens in there profiles :P
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011
DGM Demigod Messenger by WorldOfDemons reviews
What do you get when you mix a chat room, demi-gods, and gods? Answer: Chaos. Little Mermaid underpants, Finding Nemo pajamas, Spy Thalia, and Athena with a frying pan. Chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Harry Potter gets Facebook by Thestrals Moonlight reviews
This is the result if the Harry Potter character get facebook. Rated T for cursing and perverted chats in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P.
The Cycle of Battle by I Am Rue's Guardian reviews
Post-Mockingjay; Peeta's point of view. What he's thinking, how he copes with the visions, etc. Later on, Gale steps into the picture. To be continued.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Always By Your Side by StoriesOfMyLife96 reviews
"Then she did something she had never done before she kissed his cheek." Ever since that day at the train station, Harry and Hermione haven't able to stop thinking about each other but with Voldemort back will a relationship be a be good idea? Ootp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Savior by Tare-Bear reviews
Post-MJ. One-shot. A phone call shared between Peeta and Katniss while he is still in recovery. There are some questions he has that only she can answer, and he'll find that it takes only a few to get the thing he really wants to know. Kind of fluffy, not meant to feel complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
colors by ohlookrandom reviews
Green is the color that saves him, and he knows that as long as she's safe, it always will be the color that saves him.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
How Not to Write Fanfiction by SunMoonSeaSky reviews
And then... a package full of books fell into the dining pavilion. As Hephaestus read the cover, all the gods groaned. "Not again!" What is wrong with the world of fanfiction? Educational one-shots starring the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Zeus, Hermes
Sing It One More Time! by Miss Pavalova reviews
Aphrodite and Silena are back, but this time with a plan bigger, better and wilder than ever before. Another new year brings another new competition, with more drama, humor and romance. C'mon people! It's time to Sing It One More Time!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,538 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Finding Out About the Future by ImperialMoonBeing reviews
**Used to be called Reading the Last Olympian**This was made out of my imagination on what would happen if the Olympians read The Last Olympian. **Chapter 5 now up!**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Dandelion in the Spring by Natalia Nikole reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Rose Mellark learns about her parents' pasts, and how they connect to her future. She falls in love, is frighted, joyful, and disheartened. Join her as she discovers secrets that are supposed to be long forgotten.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son
19 Years Of Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
Filling in the 19 years J.K. skipped over, except... on Facebook! Sequel to "Harry Potter Got a Facebook."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011
Locked in by Zarter-4-Eva reviews
Sadie and Carter are locked in a closet. My first fic, so don't judge me! Flames are welcome, and sorry if they're a little OOC.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Carter K., Zia - Complete
Home by KCitharaAzn16 reviews
A free-verse on shot of Jasper/Jeyna This wasn't meant to happen, Hes roman you're greek... He's home, and guess what, you're not a part of it. I own nothing!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
26 Kisses by Katie Potatey reviews
An alphabet story of Travis and Katie's kisses. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
PJatO Goes to Kindergarten by golden perfection reviews
What the Cookies? What would happen if the Percy Jackson character's were in kindergarten? How would they act around eachother? Read it. It's funny and cute. I don't own PJO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,859 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Annabeth's Journal by TheDaughterofNyx reviews
Percy and Annabeth have a whole summer to relax now that the 2nd Titan War is over. But when Percy accidently discovers Annabeth's journal he unravels the missing pieces of his adventures. Please give it a chance and REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Catching Her by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
'Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan on catching her.' She wished she had known that he didn't feel the same way—that he wasn't intending on catching her. ONESHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
New Home by Seaweed Brain24256 reviews
Percy and his friends need to move in chirons order, but why? Wait will happen here? The Heroes of Olympus never happened. PERCABETH THALICO TRATIE Clarisse/Chris maybe more idk. DISCLAIMER;: i do not own anything, but the plot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Olympian Gods Ask Column by PiscesWriter8 reviews
Letters written from demigods to the gods for advice on love, friends, ect. Basically a demigod writes a letter of problems to the gods and they reply with "good" advise. Better than suckish summary! Thalico, Percabeth, and possibly Tratie. EnjOy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
Percy Jackson: Son of Neptune by xXxrouxXx reviews
AHHHH ok soooo the next book my version? lol okay... Percy has arrived at the Roman camp, who is bobby, where is their beloved leader, who is that blonde of his visions? ohhh the pain ;-D the lost hero spoilers...obviously! Discontinued, up for adoption..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
I Just Want My Best Friend Back by JayJay-Lynn reviews
Annabeth and Percy like each other. A lot. But when something happens to one of them, this gets in the way of them telling each other how they feel. What will they do? Idea from a TV show. I don't own anything. Rated T for safety
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Halfbloods read The Lightning Thief by WishingWell414 reviews
After the Battle of Labyrinth, Percy and some of his friends are told they can change the future. How you may ask, by reading some of his most embarrassing thoughts out loud for the whole world to hear. The gods enter later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,049 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Intruder by MillionPages reviews
When a new camper comes to camp Percy has to choose between the Intruder Kyra or his long time crush Annabeth. Used to be call Who will he choose, co-writen by Klydo. Better than it sounds
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Son Of Neptune by starglow13 reviews
The Son Of Neptune. Annabeth goes looking for Percy. What will happen when they see each other? Continues after the Lost Hero. Spoilers! There will be Percabeth eventually! My version of SoN! COMPLETE! STILL READ IF YOU WISH TO! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 99,382 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Chatroom did all this? by BaileeXOXO reviews
A chatroom is what it all. It got Percy and Annabeth on a vacation, Mr. D in trouble, and now long awaited revenge on Aphrodite. But will Percy and Annie actually GET their vaycay? Hilarity ensues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Back From the Dead by General of the BVB Army reviews
What happens when Luke Castellan comes back from the dead? What happens when he falls in love with Percy's sister? Why am I asking you these questions? I don't know! Read to find out what happens! LukexOC, NicoxOC, ConnorxOC, PercyxAnnabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Luke C. - Complete
Watching the Lightning Thief by fancyynancyy reviews
Ever wonder how Percy and his friends are going to react if they watched the movie Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief? I suck at summaries but plz review and tell me what you think
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Chatroom fit for the Gods! by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
On Mt. Olympus, things can get boring, but the talk never does! And while they may be sick of talking of demigods, they've got plenty of other stuff to talk about. Hephaestus springs a chat system where all their humor, sarcasm,and wisecracks are recorded
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? by Fluffy Marshmallow Kitten reviews
Percy and Nico have an epic chatroom battle or is it? Someone else seems to be hacking into their system. T for some language. First story. Read and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
The Other Way by Cordys-Vision reviews
Ron leaves both Harry and Hermione in Deathly Hallows. Without Ron, Harry and Hermione are forced to rely on each other and discover a few hidden feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Illogical and Stupid by prplemyth reviews
Percabeth? I think YES! A bunch of one-shots from Annabeth's perpective, and we get her side of the story in a bunch of different scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,914 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The Story That I Never Thought Of by Lime Greene reviews
Piper, Jason, Leo, and Annabeth arrived to the Roman Camp. After realizing her job's done, Piper tries to run away from the Roman Camp and Jason all together, realizing that Jason's heart belongs to Reyna. What will Jason do, and will Piper survive?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,634 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Who? by musiclover99 reviews
His memory's fuzzy. All he kinda remembers is that he's a demigod, his name's Percy, and some girl named Annabeth is really important. A fic based on the first chapter of the Son of Neptune COMING SOON! .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Everything a Child of Hermes Needs to Know by ExplodingSkies reviews
When Travis and Connor turn 15, their dad gives them a book on how to and when to prank. They use it to cause havoc all over camp, from Ares' missing their armor, and Athena cabin being infested with real and fake spiders. Hillarity will follow.Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,661 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Saving Her by Kamilia07329 reviews
Annabeth got kidnapped by Luke. And Percy's looking for her. Percabeth and a little Thalico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dream it in Color by earthtoanna reviews
With new love blooming all around A new girlfriend for Ron, a new crush for Ginny it's no wonder Harry and Hermione finally agreed on a real relationship. But with new problems to fix and the Dark Lord to face, can they hold together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Percy Jackson Chatrooms by WitchesAndDemons reviews
Percy, Grover, Annabeth and the rest of the gang now have access to nothing other than chatrooms! Here's how their chatroom-ing days went down.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
What's this? by crazytween reviews
Annabeth thinks Percy's up to something.She sees something weird within camp and She plans to ignore it, until she saw the diamond ring but it's not placed in her, but Rachel's.Problems erupt...starting by an attack and a prophecy..What will happen next?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Truth or Dare by Katie.d13 reviews
Pery Jackson style! So yes there are a million of these things, but i was bored and...well thus the story was born! Its an everage boring day so Travis comes up the idea of Truth or Dare! Accepting Dares and Truths!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Once in Silence by EmilyDee reviews
Hermione was never the same after Harry's death. Although married to Ron, she remains a shadow of her former self, tethered to the past. She copes by reliving her final year in Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione. AU. Waning: Extremely depressing and angsty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Minerva McGonagall Understands by Imagen99 reviews
My thoughts on why each of the six ended up with eachother. Really more of an essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
I Belong by Imagen99 reviews
Why i think Hermione was sorted into Gryffindor. Based in their sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
welcoming committee by personman2 reviews
in the middle of his tour, drew decides she wants to have super hot sex with jason. M for some language and sexy sex! and guess what? because it was demanded, a new chapter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Drew T., Jason G.
Fearless by Serene Cullen reviews
A girl with a mysterious past shows up at Hogwarts, she has a past with Severus, an eye for Draco, and an interest in Harry. She is struggling between good and evil and somewhere in between. I put Draco as my 2nd character b/c of a feeling. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC, Draco M.
If I Never Met You by KCitharaAzn16 reviews
A kind of sad oneshot i made... Hope you enjoy! PERCABETH! Well not really a oneshot but whatever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Discovering FanFiction by I brake for nobody reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Need You Now by fancyynancyy reviews
Setting is after The Lost Hero, Annabeth is determined to find Percy and help him gain his memory back. The story actually better than what I just described it. So please R&R AN- Sorry guys, I decided to go on hiatus so this story may or may not be picked up again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Romans Faith by The Lord's Fallen Angel reviews
It was just another day at Camp Half-Blood for Jason, Piper, and Leo, and just another game of capture the flag. But when the game goes terribly wrong for Jason, Piper and the other campers soon learn that Romans' way is not exactly the same as Greeks.2PT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Piper M., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
My Terrible Dream by Livestolove reviews
Annabeth has a terrible nightmare, but is that just the beginning of the misery? How will this end? only one way to find out. R & R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Truth or Dare With the Aphrodite Cabin by MajorGodComplex reviews
What happens when Annabeth has a sleepover with the Aphrodite cabin, and they start a game of TorD? Sorry I stink at summaries. Percabeth. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Percy and Friends read Lightning Thief with Gods by lovely1227 reviews
ya I know this type of story is so cliche its and understatement to call it cliche but I wanted to try to write this rated T for any cussing or swearing this is basically what the title says
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Percy J.
The Olympian Ball by freezingpizza14 reviews
It's time for the summer event, the Olympian Ball! Sorry if this summary isn't good, but I explain better in the story's author's note. A Percabeth multi-chaptered event that I kind of stole from Harry Potter 4. *Alot better than it sounds!* :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Camp Half Blood's Funniest Home Videos by Fluffybunny1 reviews
In this screwed up parody to AFV, our bunny-obsessed host must work with a seaweed-brained idiot, a 13-year-old emo who thinks he's a ninja, and an architectural geek who isn't afraid to use her vicious bronze dagger. Life could be worse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
Sing It! by Miss Pavalova reviews
-COMPLETE- Aphrodite has plans with a few of our campers, and it involves a singing contest? Major Percabeth and Tratie and maybe some other pairings later on. First PJO fic. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,155 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
The Son of Neptune by hopefuldemi-god reviews
Jason,Piper,Leo,Annabeth have set out to find the Roman Camp and Percy.The Romans don't know who the Greeks are and they know not to like them, but Percy is the only one who seems to like them. Trust is on the line.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Eyes Like the Sea by SilverHedgehog17 reviews
Annabeth has to paint Percy's portrait for art class, but she just can't get his eyes right. Cheesy cheesy fluff fluff one-shot. T because I'm paranoid. After TLO and before TLH. Please R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hating and Loving Fanfic by dnapolymerase314 reviews
The list of everything I love and dislike about this site, while reading about my favorite heroes. Formally titled "Pet Peeves, Complaining, and General Whining". K
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
What's wrong with you? by AnyaHale reviews
A new demigod arrives at camp half-blood but Annabeth might just go nuts if this girl goes near Percy. Also she is not who she seems to be. READ ME AND REVIEW ME! If you don't like it don't read or review this! NO FLAMES AND NO RUDE ANONYMOUS REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Camp Killer by bunnyluver225 reviews
Annabeth doesn't go to the campfire, it's a mistake. Later, she discovers a dead body of one of her friends! Who did it? Can she find out before more damage is done? Will she survive? Read & Review Plz!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
The Many Ties of Percy and Annabeth by KatyGrace reviews
A fangirl fanfic of Percy and Annabeth and all the time they spend together. My chapters mainly consist of everyday occurences between our favorite couple. Fluffiness! Percabeth. After TLO. Hope you enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Nico VS Technology by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots where Nico is caught off-guard with the new technology of the 21st century. Since he was born before WW2, there are a lot of gadgets that he doesn't know about, from laptops to 3D movies to iTouchs! Last chapter is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Vida de Tierra by mini-storyteller reviews
Vida de Tierra has been alone for 8 years. What will happen when she meets Nico, Percy, annabeth, and the gang? Will they find out who she truly is? I own none of it except for Vida.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,796 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Sadie's Song by IHaveNoCleverName reviews
So this is how I would imagine Sadie's relationship with Anubis to develop. Songfic Mary's Song. I SUCK AT SUMMARIES, THIS IS BETTER THAN IT SEEMS
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Finally Love by Wise.Girl4ever reviews
About five years after the Titan War, Percy and Annabeth are together. Everything is great. But some unexpected twists and turns spiral their relationship out of control! Percabeth occurs. Obviously Major OOC. Cancelled. Do me a favor and don't read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Olympus Chat Room by xXshinigamixinxtrainingXx reviews
camp half blood opens a chat room for demigods! changed my penname it used to be OlympianGrl.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Happy ending for Percabeth by DustRiver98 reviews
After the war Percy and Annabeth finally express their feelings for each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Gods discover Apple Apps by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
The Way We Get By by Mary Rachel reviews
This is the story of the strange events leading up to Percy's disaperance,and beyond that, too. Does include Percabeth, Tratie, and other characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,211 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Brother Saved Olympus by The Not So Goddess reviews
Everyone knows siblings don't tell each other everything. Like my brother doesn't know I've got the biggest crush on this guy, James. But I didn't expect him to hide the fact that he's a half-blood. That information you tell a person. Apparently not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Percy J.
Moments to Remember by GoddessOfHedgehogs reviews
A collection of oneshots about moments and characters from PJO. Chapter 8-What if Luke didn't only visit Annabeth before BoTL? What if he visited Thalia too? How will she react? READ TO FIND OUT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Thalia G., Luke C.
The Sea of Monsters: Annabeth's Story by Kittycat32 reviews
No one ever knew what my side of the story was, and I thought that I, Annabeth Chase, was worthy enough to get a version of my side of The Sea of Monsters. I mean, after all, how on earth would Percy have survived without me? Part 2 to Annabeth's Story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,545 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Son of Neptune by Whispered Melodies reviews
Sequel to the Lost Hero. Full story in one chapter. Follows the adventures when the campers venture to San Francisco to get Percy back. SEQUEL DAUGHTER OF TROY IS UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Jason G., Percy J. - Complete
nothing is what it seems by annakitkat96 reviews
When Chiron gives Percy and Annabeth to rescue a demi-god, will everything turn out the way they think? very fluffy and contains OC :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sincerely by DovepawVictoriaWitchDemigod reviews
The character s of Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and Star Wars write letters to Fan Fiction writers. I got this idea from Taylur, an author on this site.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
What the heck? The whole camp has gotten by I.HAVE.A.JACK.HAMMER reviews
Who knew that Chiron woud decide this?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Percy J.
Naturally Entwined by Sabriel-TS reviews
A lazy summer day at Camp Halfblood finds two demigods sitting by the lake together. "Why are you inspecting our hands?" "It's just so natural to have your hand in mine." Things go back to normal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Son of Neptune by Mousefur98 reviews
How Percy is found again! And how he found them!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Percy J.
Dear Diary by Elf Knight reviews
Unbeknownst to the others until now, Percy Jackson has been keeping a diary ever since he joined Camp Half-Blood. But all his secrets are revealed one day when Anabeth, Thalia, and Nico discover it while cleaning up his room... AU/Percabeth/Thalico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Get out by musiclover99 reviews
He is SUCH A SEAWEED BRAIN. Does he really expect her to leave him? To just . . get out? Set during a chapter and page EVERY PERCABETH FAN SHOULD KNOW BY HEART. Chapter 11, page 203 of THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH! PERCABETH! Slight friendship too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
PJATO gets taken overby me by doovo2 reviews
Percy and co are now uder the power of a mad author... prepare to be amazed... and the lvl of insanity... EVIL LAUGH! told in connected drabbles.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011
The Son of Neptune by Thalia Michele reviews
My version of the next book in The Heroes of Olympus series, The Son of Neptune. Features Percy Jackson and the Roman campers at the Roman Camp and Camp Half-blood and the campers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
That Feeling by IceBreaker14 reviews
A couple of oneshots and twoshots about our favourite Percy Jackson couples.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fun, Fun, Fun, NOT! by TheOnlyMarauderette reviews
Annabeth is showing Camp around the newly-designed Olympus when the gods decide to have some fun - by holding a treasure hunt! Romance and fun ensues. Featuring Percabeth, Tratie and Thalico. Set after TLO. Please enjoy and review! Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,831 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Possessed by Athena's Owlet24 reviews
"If you do no cooperate your friends will be harmed." Personal loyalty is Percy's fatal flaw. "What did you have in mind?" "You must give us your soul."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Streak of Grey by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots where Percy and Annabeth are questioned about the streaks of grey in their hair that they had gotten from holding up the sky in TC. Percabeth is mixed in! Last chapter is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
truth or dare demigod version by percy93 reviews
percy is bored in his cabin so he decide to join a game of truth or dare. i know i suck at summaries! justread it plz. this is my first fanfiction :D i'm so excited
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Percy J.
PJO Message in a Bottle by xXPercidiaJacksonXx reviews
The PJO characters leave FF writers messages in a bottle. Read what they have to say.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Calypso's Return by fouetteallday reviews
Here's what happened to Calypso after Percy asked for her to be pardoned in TLO. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Artemis, Calypso
Godly Profiles by rawr52 reviews
The gods have got facebook! Hope this lifts your mood!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011
Half Blood Chatroom by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Chatroom between the Gods and Demigods. Blah blah blah, yeah, it's cliche. I wrote it anyways. Flames will be made into cupcakes! Percabeth DUH! /RECONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
You never know what is going to happen by Smac7240 reviews
20 year after the war there is a new generation of demigods, with there chases at love, war, death, friendship and lose.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You look great in my shirt by fall-in-a-well reviews
Percy brings up the names of some girls and Annabeth gets annoyed summary sucks
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The Olympian Dare Show by Half-Blood Hype reviews
A spoofy PJO dare show. Hosted by Hype and Ace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011
How Do You Think I felt? by TibbiToo reviews
Just some short poems about the characters' lives and how they felt. I am taking requests!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011
A camper keeps in touch with his demigod friends by cookiemonster97 reviews
Jacky Percson decided to keep in touch with some of the friends he made this summer, he sends letters to, Percy, Annabeth, Luke, Hades, and even Mr. D. If you don't find this funny... SORRY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
A Birthday to Remember by AnimalBuddy32 reviews
It's Percy's 15th birthday party, and Paul, Nico, Tyson ,and Grover are over. What happens when Annabeth sends a gift? Two words: major embarrassment! Pre-TLO, and Percabeth all the way!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Under An Alias by callmetash reviews
Annabeth worries about her missing boyfriend, while Percy is sure that someone named 'Wise Girl' is important to him. The gods defy Zeus's ruling to help the unlikely pair. But how will Percy remember Annabeth if he can't even learn what her name is?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Just a normal summer right? WRONG! by MW3WW3 reviews
It's just a normal summer until there is a dance and everyone has to go and have a date. Why is Annabeth acting so weird? And what is Percy doing jumping through portals? Please R&R Same old Percabeth. Better than it sounds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Congratulations! by Elf Knight reviews
Three days until their wedding, Percy and Anabeth receive a list of congrats from different demigods and Olympus writen in A-B-C style, with each letter being a different character. A Percabeth one-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Need You Now by FlameTamer16 reviews
He can't remember her, and she needs him. He's lost. She's alone. He's trapped. She's broken. TLH Percabeth - Lady Antebellum songfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Funny and Good Percy Jackson Quotes by Clarissa Jackson reviews
This are just some funny and good Qoutes of Percy Jackson and the Olympians that I found . It s my first Fanfiction so I hope you like it . Thanks for reading and have fun . 3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Permanent Bruises 0n My Arms by shiksa goddess reviews
You always seem to end up injuring me/Percabeth,aged 4 to 40. NOT A ONESHOT. Rated T for later chappies.*ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy's Birthday by xXPercidiaJacksonXx reviews
Okay, this is basically one of those "Percy tells Paul the truth" stories. I swear, this is not a disappointment. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
the Road trip by pjosuperfan reviews
the pjo gang go on a road trip, and all hades brakes loose.WHAT!SOMEONE GETS PREGNANT! SOMEONE GETS ENGAGED!SOMEONE GET MARRIED!And they are all different people!Percabeth,Thalico,Tratie and olympian couples.T for language and suggestive themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Karaoke King by Hopee2 reviews
Apollo and Percy decide to have a karaoke contest with Artemis judging. What will happen? Find out in this story! Rated T just cause. Tratie and Percabeth. :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.