The Invader Androgynous
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Joined 10-10-02, id: 279591
Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, Matrix, and Get Backers.
This is my bio. You've made it this far, young reader. Be honored. Now, snatch the fic bunny from my hand... too slow!

Actually, if you're reading this, you are probably looking for a reason to make fun of me. Aren't you? *looks sideways at you*

A short list of things I like, since there's no point in listing things I don't like:
Anime: Trigun, Last Exile, Get Backers, Hundred Stories
Music: VNV Nation, Disassemblage 23, Lacuna Coil, Covenant, Apoptygma Berzerk, Evanescence, E. Nomine
Food: Cream Cheese Wontons, Doughnuts, Real cupcakes (not those dry hostess things)
Hobbies: Cosplay, RPG, doll making, AMVs, fanfiction, fanart. Basically, being an anime fangirl.
AIM: DeadLegato, please.

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Nurse Jackal reviews
Akabane should have paid more attention to the words in the fortune cookie. Or, perhaps, he should not have given in to Himiko's teasing. Whatever the case, someone is out to teach him a lesson in being careful what he wishes for...
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,296 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
The Black Cat Rag reviews
The Get Backers are having a terrible, horrible, no good day. Could a mysterious black cat be responsible? No one believes those silly superstitions about a black cat being bad luck anymore, do they?
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005
My Boyfriend II: Shadows of the Heart reviews
One week ago, Hevn ended her false relationship to begin a genuine one. However, as Akabane's former mediator enters the picture, she finds herself wondering if she's really doing the right thing. Where does love end and loneliness begin?
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005
My Boyfriend reviews
In order to fool her parents and keep her standing on their will, HEVN has to produce a fiance for their visit. Well, she knows plenty of handsome, eligible young men. That shouldn't be a problem, should it?
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,476 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004
Get Back Christmas Cheer reviews
The Get Backers in their greatest adventure yet... a cheesey Christmas special. Thrill as they try to get back the stolen toys and save Christmas for the world's girls and boys. Will Ban and Ginji end up on the naughty or nice list?
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004
The Invasion of the Body Swappers reviews
While out on a recovery mission, a precious gem is broken. The next morning, everyone wakes up feeling a bit... different. Complete story.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Baby Backers reviews
Baby Ban's grandmother wants to make some extra money, so she opens up a day care. The Get Backers cast having adventures as toddlers. Ep. 01: Meet the Babies.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2004
Hic reviews
Poor Ginji has the hiccups, and everyone wants to try their hand at curing him. Will the cure turn out to be worse than the disease?
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2004
A Sentinel Named Fluffy reviews
A sentinel is reprogrammed by humans. Doubting that it can ever truly give up killing, the council orders the machine's loyalty be proved. Machine graveyards and learning to adjust to the Matrix, can something truly deny what it was created for?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Smith, A., Architect
How to explain Xmas to a 2ton killing machine reviews
There's eight of them, and they're tiny, but they're certainly not reindeer. How do you explain the spirit of the holiday to newly programmed, miniture sentinel? Set after the third movie.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/18/2003
Faithful Flowers reviews
Dib has nightmares about his dead mother on the same day that strange things begin happening in town. Not talking about them won't make them go away. What's killing the people of this quaint little hamlet... and why does it look so familiar to everyone?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003
Spork II reviews
Finished. Invader Zim fights his greatest enemy ever: HIMSELF. When a Zim from another dimension arrives to attempt to bump off Invader Zim, who will help him? Which Zim will prevail?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,231 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003
Two Guys and a Smeet reviews
Purple finds an abandoned egg and sticks it in his pouch, intending to take it to the smeetery. Unfortunately for him, he forgets it's there until it hatches and he ends up stuck with it. Trouble begins when Red decides it's time to say bye-bye to baby.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003
Irken Mythology 101 reviews
Every culture has traditions rich in myth and the supernatural. The Irkens are no exception.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Spork reviews
Zim finds himself thrown into an alternative universe where he never existed. Tallest Spork reigns as a hated tyrant, Tak and Skoodge are rebel leaders, and to get back to his own universe he must find Red and Purple... before Spork finds them first.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002