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Joined 03-18-11, id: 2796407, Profile Updated: 09-08-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Name: MaXdana マックスダナ

Real Name: ...

Gender: I am female.

Age: Old.

Location: My computer.

Animes: Fruits Basket, Death Note, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Ouran High School Host Club, Hellsing, Dogs: Bullets & Carnage, Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Spice and Wolf, Junjo Romantica, FLCL, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hetalia: Paint it White, The Mystic Archives of Dantalian, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Black Jack, Ghost Hunt, Spirited Away, Whisper of the Heart, The Cat Returns, My Neighbor Totoro, Porco Rosso, Ponyo, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Summer Wars, Durarara!!, Black Blood Brothers, Elfen Lied, No.6, World's Greatest First Love, Mushi-Shi, Darker Than Black, Hakuouki, Say "I love you", Monster, The Wolf Children Ame and Yuki, Attack on Titan, Free!

Mangas: Fruits Basket, Death Note, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Hellsing, Dogs: Bullets & Carnage, Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pandora Hearts, Beast Master, Dengeki Daisy, Vampire Game, Fullmetal Alchemist, Skip Beat, Black Butler, Bakuman, Shugo Chara, Inuyasha, Wild Ones, Honey Hunt, D. Gray-Man, School Rumble, Blue Exorcist, Wolf Guy, Border, Pinnocchio, The Cain Saga, Godchild, The Dreaming, High School Debut, Spice and Wolf, Dark Metro, Durarara!!, The Fairy and the Earl, Alice in the Country of Clover: Bloody Twins, Ghost Hunt.

Authors: L.M. Montgomery, J.K. Rowling, Edgar Allan Poe, and Diana Gabaldon.

Movies: Labyrinth, The Dark Knight, The Silence of the Lambs, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast, The Avengers, Thor, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Amadeus, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Treasure Planet, Watchmen, The Hobbit, Fargo.

T.V. Shows: The Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Sherlock, North and South, Hannibal.

Games: Professor Layton, Assasin's Creed, Skyrim (The Elder Scrolls), Silent Hill, Uncharted, Heavy Rain, Dragon Age: Origins.

Bands: My favorite band of all time is Guns N' Roses. I practically listen to all types of music, excluding country and including classical. A band I really love at the moment is The Baseballs. If you haven't heard of them before, I highly recommend you look them up.

Characters I Adore: L Lawliet, Deidara, The Akatuski (it's impossible really to only pick one), Britain, America, France, The Mad Hatter, The Phantom, Badou Nails, Heine Rammsteiner, Kyo Sohma, Edward Elric, Alucard, Shizuo Heiwajima, Izaya Orihara, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Graverobber, Hannibal Lecter, Willy Wonka, The Joker, Beast (Prince Adam), Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, Grell Sutcliff, Altair Ibn La Ahad, Ezio Auditore Da Firenze, Connor Kenway (Ratonhnhaké:ton), Professor Layton, Anton, Vilkas, Nathan Drake, Victor Sullivan, Ginko, Kazuya Shibuya (AKA Naru), Rorschach, Jim Hawkins, John Silver, Norman Jayden, Gaear Grimsrud, Levi, Jean.

... Just to name a few.

Pairings I Love from Naruto: DeiSaku, DeiHina, ItaSaku, ItaHina, GaaHina, GaaSaku, KisaHina, HidaSaku, KakuIno, DeiIno, MadaSaku, MadaHina, PeinKonan, SasoSaku, SasoHina, ShikaTema, ZetsuIno. And I wouldn't say I dislike any pairings. I'll read just about anything. Excluding Yuri and some Yaoi.

Pairings I Love from Hetalia: UK/US, FrUK, FrUS, PruHun, Germancest, RusAme, GerIta, Dennor.

Current Obsession: Richard Armitage.


I, MaXdana, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regarless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution!


MaX's Reading Corner

If you happened to stumble upon this, check out at least one of these great fics.

-YouStoleMySocks' Journey Underground, which is a Labyrinth multi. chapter fic.

-Onileo's first KisaHina fic Hummingbird, and the one she is currently working on Submerged.

-korinara's (formally known as Fallacy) multi. chapter DeiSaku fic Found.

-Wyntermute's multi. chapter DeiSaku fic Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond.

-grainofsand's multi. chapter fic Demon Dance. A GaaraHina.

-tranquilwriter's multi. chapter fic Divinity, which is a ItaHina.

-AkaYukiBloodySnow's multi. chapter fic The One With the Green Thumb. A ZetsuIno.


MaX's Stories

Update: 9/8/2013 I feel so awful for taking so long to update... I'm the worst author ever D:


This is the bible of fanfiction.

Solecism: noun A nonstandard or ungrammatical usage, as unflammable and they was.


Quotes...

"I despise a world which does not feel that music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosphy." -Ludwig Van Beethoven

"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick." -Erma Bombeck

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Woman can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships." -Gilda Radner

"A book is a gift you can open again and again." -Garrison Keillor

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'" -Conan O'Brien

"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something." -Frank Capra

"Books are a uniquely portable magic." -Stephen King

"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." -Stephen King

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why God? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'" -Stephen King

"I hope some day to make you all a cup of cofee. Alright, peace." -Johnny Depp

"I would do anything Tim [Burton] wants me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it." -Johnny Depp

"The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children." -Clarence Darrow

"I never let schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain

"I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence." -Edgar Allan Poe

"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel." -Unknown

"I wasn't really alseep. I was just meditating on unconciosness." -Unknown

"Rose are red; violets are blue; when I think of you, my writing comes out corny." -Unknown


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Two Worlds, One Sky by Silverwing2012 reviews
Connor discovers that the Assassin's weren't the only ones working in the past. A whole new side of the Brotherhood is opened up to him when he meets Ellie, whose father was an Assassin. Will Ellie be his greatest help, or his greatest pain in the rear? ConnorxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,862 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Connor K., Achilles D., Haytham K.
Demon Dance by grainsofsand reviews
In order to appease the emperor of demons, and to save their village, the elders of Konoha offer him his choice of maidens. By chance or fate, an angel is thrown at his feet. Now the question is if she is saved or damned. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,001 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Asylum by grainsofsand reviews
"Never turn your back on any patient, especially down there. Never let your guard down, and note any and all strange behavior, and turn it in to the security staff. Especially with patient three-thirteen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Transience by cion reviews
A lifetime for him is just a fleeting memory—the very reason why, as the years pass without her, he wonders how much longer he must suffer generations alone. Warning: excessive profanity and a sadistic guy with questionable grammar and radical opinions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Kheién:'a by Silverwing2012 reviews
Just an average day on the Davenport Homestead. Two Worlds, One Sky one shot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Sandyx5 reviews
Sweet title. Sweet couple. Sweet drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kiba I., Ino Y.
A New Addition by Silverwing2012 reviews
A Two Worlds, One Sky Oneshot. Connor and Ellie have been trying to start a family for some time now. What happens when they finally get a new addition to their lives?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
The Kiss by Silverwing2012 reviews
Two Worlds One Sky Oneshot ConnorxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
Doubts by Silverwing2012 reviews
Two Worlds, One Sky One Shot Ellie discovers some doubts her husband has about a certain thing in their lives
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Delmelia 100 Words One Shots by Welsh Gem reviews
One hundred Delbert/Amelia one-shots all one hundred words each. Contains lots of fluff, mischevious children, death, birth, Christmas, humour, romance, tradgedy. Featuring the beautiful, bold and brilliant Captain Amelia and the bumbling, blushing and bashful Doctor Doppler. Now Complete *sob*.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,993 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
No More a Savage Life: Chapter One by lovinghannibal reviews
Immediately follows the events of the movie Hannibal. Clarice is accused of having a relationship with Hannibal and aiding his escape. Haunted by the events of their last meeting, both must come to terms with their feelings. He is certain, but will she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him? Rated M for graphic descriptions & sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Socialites by Tobi Grl reviews
Sakura is a very eligible young women in the early 1900's. However, she only has her eyes set on one man, Sasuke Uchiha. It's not until her mother decided to wed her off to Sasuke's brother that her hopes and dreams go tumbling down. Will she carry through with the arranged marriage or win the heart of her true love? ItaSaku/SasuSaku love triangle. AU: based upon The Luxe series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Angels of the Moment by Onileo reviews
HidaSaku, KakuIno, ItaTen, KisaHina. A collection of one shots dedicated to various holidays. Starts with April Fool's Day. Rated for Hidan and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Akatsuki
Dance With the Devil by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Tales From A Linen Closet by Onileo reviews
The Akatsuki are on an undercover mission when they run into the Konoha kunoichi at a hot springs resort. Chaos ensues when they inevitably run into each other. Lemons edited out. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Regret's Firstborn by Onileo reviews
On most days, she drank to forget. But on the days she allowed herself to remember, she was reminded of the reasons she drank.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Journey Underground by YouStoleMySocks reviews
Sarah is six years old and it's her first visit to the Labyrinth. Overrated T for the use of alcohol, the abuse of goblins, and the sexiness that is Jareth. Enjoy.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
The Cell Block Tango by Thrae Elddim reviews
On stage, they had artistic differences. Behind the scenes, Sakura realized that "Lipschitz" is everything she never knew she wanted. A DeiSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Desert Lions by Onileo reviews
Like the harsh creatures that thrive in the desert, Temari prides herself on her strength. But when it fails, she must rely on another or be claimed by the land she loves. Temari x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Temari
The Slytherin Pauper by Elemmire Surion reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Snape hates him because he is James' son and for being a "spoilt brat" it also doesn't help that he has the Dark Lord breathing down his back. But will Snape still feel the same when he pays Harry a visit? warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Raw Sketch by YouStoleMySocks reviews
A very short doodle on Kisame and Itachi in which an act is depicted with the barest of descriptors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love, Izuna by Roni-chan reviews
A note he left behind for his brother to find only when it was too late for everything; his way of saying goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Izuna U., Madara U. - Complete
Ice Cold Water by Roni-chan reviews
What he doesn't say, he understands. What he -does- say though...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Returning the Favor by YouStoleMySocks reviews
There's snow in the Labyrinth, the goblins are excited, Sarah brings a gift and Jareth decides to return the favor. And all the while, there are snowballs running amuck. A oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Slots by Fried Alaska reviews
Just because she's been trained by Tsunade doesn't mean she gambles like her too. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Monsters by Miss Tie reviews
And because for the life of him, he couldn't understand why every time she looked at him, she smiled. KakuzuXOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kakuzu - Complete
Gaara's Bonds by Mako Blue reviews
Set after the Kazekage Rescue arc. Gaara has worked hard for the acknowledgement of his people. An unexpected part of his village shows it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Merry Christmas: War is Over by dansemacabre reviews
It's a week before Christmas, and Sarah is in middle of moving to her new house when something outside the window catches her eye... Jareth/Sarah oneshot. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Who Ordered The Peach Cobbler? by YouStoleMySocks reviews
Sarah is not a fan of peaches and understandably so. When the Goblin King shows up at her favorite diner . . . why don't you just read and find out?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Most Girls by ohhthatgirl reviews
Most girls fall in love with Uchiha Sasuke before they learn how to read. But then, Haruno Sakura was not like most girls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Super Sakura by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU Sakura was an average girl, who suddenly finds herself entwined in a battle between good and evil, both of which being infatuated with her. This all started with a jog, during which she found out her apartment's security guard is a superhero. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Cliche by Onileo reviews
...when good plot devices go bad... Rated for mild language and non-explicit adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ino Y. - Complete
Unfortunately by strawberriez8800 reviews
Hidan/Sakura — "Sit."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Blood by The-White-Empress reviews
It's Sakura's night to herself, as is every Friday night, and Deidara pays her a visit. One-Shot, DeiSaku, SakuraXDeidara. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Beg by The-White-Empress reviews
The thought that entered his head next made him want to jump out the two-story window and fall to his death. But it looked like he had no alternative. Hidan must ask Sakura for help. HidaSaku, SakuraXHidan, One-Shot, edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Carnival by ohhthatgirl reviews
Giant stuffed animals. Spinning rides. Cotton candy stands. Yep, this was definitely a carnival. And just for this one night, a certain Uchiha might actually enjoy himself. "It might help get that stick out of your ass." Then again, maybe not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paper Cranes by xxfatal reviews
She folded a thousand paper cranes, wishing for the same thing every time. But it never came true. Konan-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Konan - Complete
Your Love Means Everything by Roni-chan reviews
There's no point in valuing his life, so he doesn't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
CraddleRobbers Beget GraveRobbers by Zetsubel reviews
Hinata loves honesty. She loves simple pleasures. Kakuzu loves money. He loves simple practicality. He puts up with the tumor on his arm because she's cheap. Wait, what? /HinaKaku/ Major AU. Major Crack. Oneshot? Changed to 'M' for LEMON-Y GOODNESS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hinata H., Kakuzu
Billie, Wonka, and the Chocolate Factory by that1weirdkid reviews
Did you ever wonder why everything in Willy Wonka's office is cut in half? Or why he tripped when he was walking out of his factory? This fan-fiction has the answers, and more!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Marriage in the Sand by danyel reviews
In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,365 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
12 days of Chritsmas Goblin Style by PaisleyRose reviews
A little yule gift from the King and I to all of you.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
If I Fell by naturally morbid reviews
Complete. AU Itachi x Hinata. She is Itachi's live-in housekeeper, invisible unless she is needed. But when Itachi needs her to pose as his fiancé, it sets them on a path for desire. Will it be fulfilled or will it end badly for both?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,628 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
ShikaIno. I was tired of taking care of a drunk, broken Ino, but I couldn't stay away. "Kiss me back, I want to know how it feels when someone actually cares." If I kissed her, I wouldnt be able to stop. I kissed her. Shika POV, humor, threeshot, LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Busted by Onileo reviews
After a fight with a hunter-nin, Kisame wakes up on the wrong side of the ocean, and in the one place no wanted man wants to be, jail. Rated for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
Seek and Destroy by Zetsubel reviews
Kisame is sent after a pregnant Hyuuga, who's only mistake was getting caught up in Itachi's misguided plot to return Sasuke to heterosexuality. Beauty fell for the Beast who's only interest is her grisly accidental death. //Modern AU, KisaHina\\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hinata H., Kisame H.
The One with the Green Thumb by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
The Hyuuga’s eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Hummingbird by Onileo reviews
On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,488 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hands Off by ATG-4835 reviews
Despite all her daydreaming and research about him, she had ignored one very vital thing. Apparently, Rorschach didn’t like to be touched. Oneshot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
The Return of Shane by RisanF reviews
When Porco returned to the hotel Adriano, there was someone waiting for him there. Later, he must convince an old friend that he's not just another pig with a plane. Porco/Fio
Porco Rosso/紅の豚 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Rorschach's Frustration by cloudcollection reviews
Rorschach gives himself a little self love after saving a young woman from three street thugs. Solo. One shot.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Next Time by korinara reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Hours Behind by ioneinc reviews
Who would have guessed that working at a local art shop would be so interesting? AU DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Watch For Me By Moonlight by dansemacabre reviews
She left the Labyrinth, but he didn't leave her. The Goblin King is content to watch... and wait. Oneshot, JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
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Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me reviews
AU. There's a saying that goes, "When you can't beat them, join them," and Sakura never would have thought that meant join up with two former members of the Akatsuki to take down the remainder of the group once and for all. HidaSaku and slight DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan
Footprints in the Snow reviews
"When there's snow on the ground, I like to pretend I'm walking on clouds... and snowflakes are kisses from the one I love..." Unknown. A NaruHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
At Your Side reviews
A collection of drabbles on the friendship between Akamaru and Kiba. 1. Sacrifices 2. Gratitude 3. Traitor
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kiba I., Akamaru
Haunted reviews
It was just a nightmare - one that would haunt him always. Oneshot. Slight ItachixOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fireworks and Summer Nights reviews
-And this is what it truly boiled down to: who needs reason?- A Fourth of July fic. AU. A oneshot. Rated T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bring Me to Life reviews
A oneshot. AU. What would you be willing to give in exchange for a life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sasori, Hinata H. - Complete
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