Author has written 6 stories for Heartland, Doctor Who, Bones, and Chronicles of Narnia.
Age: Like I'm gonna tell you that... I'm just old enough to act mature and young enough to be immature!
Real Name: Read my fics it'll tell you. I sign off with my name
Yeeeeah, I'm lame, and obsessed with Doctor Who, Heartland and Bones.
I am always writing, but not really uploading. All my time is focused into one story at a time, but I will write chapters of the others if I get stuck on one!
I am obsessed with Simple Plan so some things will have a Simple Plan song theme to them if that makes any sence!
I'm really weird, btw.
I like trains.
If you PM me, I'll reply. And PLEASE tell me if you think part of my fic is crap so then I can go back and edit it!!
CHRONICLES of NARNIA:
What Hurts The Most - EdmundXOC
It All Happens So Fast - JillXEustace - Collection Of One Shots - Updated when a one shot is finished
Please Don't Leave Me - BoothXBrennan - Collection Of One Shots - Updated when a one shot is finished
The Doctor's Choice - DoctorXAmy - Updated when a new chapter is finished - NOT GOING TO BE STOPPED!!
A Small Miracle - TyXAmy - Complete
Making Memories (A Small Miracle's sequel) - Updated when a new chapter is finished (Should Eventually become Main Priority)
(8) These are a few of my favourite things... (8)
- Chronicles Of Narnia. (If you haven't read these, you haven't lived)
- Pretty much anything by Jaqcueline Wilson
- Phantom Horse
- Chestnut Hill
- Virals and Seizure
- Temperance Brennan novels
- Twilight Saga (books, not the films. They ruined it for me.)
- Princess Diaries
- All American Girl
- Teen Idol
- Spirit (Best. Movie. Ever)
- Back To The Future Trilogy (Ditto above)
- Spirited Away
- Naussicaa - Princess Of The Valley Of The Wind
- Tales From Earth Sea
- Kiki's Delivery Service
- Ice Age Trilogy (Best kids movies with talking animals)
- Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
- Up (Seriously. I cry at this. TWICE!!)
- Despicable Me
- Avatar (The story is pants, but the graphics are INCREDIBLE!)
- Big Bang Theory
- NCIS: LA
- Red Dwarf (Heehee)
- Doctor Who (Mad Man in a box. Nuff said)
- Wild At Heart
- Friends (NEED TO BUY DVD SETS!!!)
Ships (Supported relationships):
- Leonard and Penny (Pennard)
- Nell and Eric (Neric)
- Deeks and Kensi (Densi)
- Howard and Bernadette (Howardette)
- Sheldon and Amy (Shamy)
- Booth and Brennan (B&B)
- Angela and Hodgins (Hogela)
- Ty and Amy (Tamy)
- Tory and Ben (Bery)
- Jill and Eustace (...)
I feel the need to prepare you for the randomness that follows this. So, be prepared.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think WHO raised US?
When nothing goes right...
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
We never really grow up we only learn how to act in public.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Did you know nearly 10 people every year are killed by vending machines?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but still check when you say the paint it wet?
Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
When in doubt, mumble.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
There's a fine line between cuddling someone, and pinning them down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
You're never to old to learn something stupid.
A bargain is something you don't need, at a price you can't resist.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
How does paper beat rock? If you throw a rock at me, I'm not going to defend myself a sheet of A4...
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted.
My mum keeps telling me that I never listen... or something like that.
Screw you recommended serving size. You don't know me!
I love my mother because...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
7. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
9. My mother taught me about ENVY.
10.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
11. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
12. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
13. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
14. My mother taught me GENETICS.
15. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
"I don't know what that means." - You don't know what anything means :L You need social education
"You don't look good today. Your smile is ordinary at best, and it is not cool that we finally get to work together again in the field." - gotta love this guy:)
If you can regognice this - I like you :)
"Do ever think about what happened to us? On the day we broke up?"
[Hurrying to Brennan and pulling off the gag] Alright. Okay, Alright. Hold on. [Ducking his head under the hook between her arms, he lifts her off the hook and they both fall to their knees holding onto one another] Oh, it's okay. I'm right here. It's all over. Okay. Shh. I'm right here, alright. It's all over. Shh…alright.
Just scroll down a little... Yeah, a bit more, those there? Yeah? They're my stories. Check them out, leave me a review? :)
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