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Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Vocaloid.
Hi, Welcome to HundredPercentHetalian's mind! (It's a pretty messed up place)
Just a average teenager in Japan with crazy Japanese parents that expect you to get an A on everything...
I AM PURE JAPANESE AND THAT PROVES I AM CRAZY FOR ANIME AND MANGA.
Presently, I am INFECTED by Hetalia and I blame my best friend CanDoAnythingNow for that. (No, really? I wasn't able to tell by your pen name!)
My friends on Fanfic: CanDoAnythingNow, EatSleepHetalia, Aisling Fey
If you are a Hetalia lover, you have come to the right place. If you have no idea what Hetalia is, google it. If you are a Hetalia hater, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
I am in LOVE with HetaOni as well, and I done a few fanfics on that as well. Don't know what that is? Go to YouTube and search it. IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY. It's a fan-made Hetalia RPV (Role Playing Video) that's so heart-breaking and heart-warming at the same time...
Right now, I am insanely searching up pictures in random websites of the "Pitiful Trio", which is ENGLAND, PRUSSIA AND DENMARK. They're all so FREAKING CUTE individually, but them put together is... HEAVEN. I mean, there's the Ever-So-Hot British, the Ever-So-Cracky Danish, and the Ever-So-Awesome Prussian! What more can you ask for?! Mom, can I have the "Pitiful Trio" for my birthday present? Pleeeeeease? I'll pet them and feed them and cuddle them and take them for a walk and...
I LOVE ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is the cutest 23-year-old that exists in this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, calming down, calming down... (explains about my profile pic doesn't it?)
HetaOni MUSIC!!! :D I have them all downloaded on my itouch!
One I immediatly thought of when I heard HetaOni: Symphony 4
One that always makes me sniffle: Break Of Dawn And Saying Goodbye
Other one that makes me sniffle: Going Home And Seasons End
The happy one...I think: I Don't Hate You
One that makes me want to beat up Tony: Eden
One that makes me scream at the end: It's Coming
One that makes my adrenaline pump: Sin a Sin
One that freaks me out: Permanent Reincarnation
One that makes me "awwwww" (And my second favorite): Call
The one that's so sad it should be illegal to exist: All Faith Is Lost
One that scares me to see the picture: Snow Cherry Blossoms
I think Tony's behind me...: Lost in Hopelessness
... and the one that made me cry: The Decision of Love
One that the title freaks me out: Frozen Heart And Death Of Parents
The fancy one (And my absolute favorite): Fairy Taler
One that sends chills down my spine: New Hope Reborn
The other one that sends chills down my spine: Flame, Staring At The Shadows
One that completely freaks me out: Dark Road
One that the picture makes me laugh: Ambush
One that makes me all sad about how Italy was still happy then: Prologue
The one that makes me jumpy: Together
The peaceful one: A Little Break
The one that makes me go "Oni I will kill you": Soldiers
It makes me scream "HRE! HRE!": Symphony 03
THE SCARIEST ONE THERE IS AND IT ALMOST MADE ME PEE IN MY PANTS: No. 6 Suicide Room
One I had to force down tears: Autumn Leaves Dancing In The Heaven Far
One that made me freak out like, 5 times: Scorpion Fire [Short]
One I almost pulled out my earplugs: 3rd Movement; The Truth
One I almost started crying and made my sister look at me weird: Vanity
The one I was listening to while I was typing this up: Yggdrasil (asgard ver)
The epic one: Cyber Prisoner
The other epic one (Picture makes me laugh too): España
Another epic one: Neo Rock 23
The absolutely epic one: The God Of Melodicspeedmetal
Few questions I copied and pasted from my friend's profile (sorry, I'll apologize for not knowing a important thing called "copyright"). I can't promise to you that I answered these truthfully... some of my best friends might figure it out.
Favorite Anime : Hetalia, of course. Other than that, Beyblade Metal Fusion, Pokemon, Yugioh, Shaman King, Shugo Chara, Deltora Quest etc...
Favorite Manga : Nothing will beat Hetalia. Shugo Chara, Pokemon, Deltora Quest
Favorite Book : Anything that has good fantasy in it goes for me. Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, and also anything with mythology in it.
Favorite Movie :I'm not exactly the type of person that watches movies... but if i have to name some, Harry Potter, Hetalia, and I guess Guardians of Ga'Hool (I think I spelled that wrong)
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna skip some stuff 'cause this is taking WAY too long
FROM HERE ON, THERE WILL BE HETALIA ONLY
Favorite Anime (AKA Hetalia) Characters
10. Hong Kong
What would you do if:
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Stare at him, get out of bed, give him a cup of tea and think "OMG I HAVE ENGLAND WITH ME!!!!!!" at the same time
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Get the shower the hottest it can go and aim it at him. Then, go get Norway to sic his friend Troll on him.
4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
First, that won't happen 'cause Japan's true love is Anime Characters and second, Hong Kong would've rejected him and third, Taiwan would stop them
5 cooked you dinner?
If it's not a recipe he learned from Finland, I'll probably eat it. It's probably fish XD
7 suddenly confessed to be a part of your family?
Great. Hamburgers every day for dinner
8 got into the hospital somehow?
He probably screwed his back 'cause Korea jumped on him or something. He won't come out for...about four months
9 made fun of your friends?
Have you seen yourself lately?
10 ignored you all the time?
Aim a firecracker at his face
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Go police on them 'cause he's really good at that and/or go pub (drunk mode) on them
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Laugh and start blogging about it until I call for Hungary
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Denmark: Hey! I heard it's your birthday so I got you a present! (hands me a box)
Me: Really? Wow, thank you so much! (opens box) What is -
(The other Nordics tied up in the giant box NOT looking very happy)
Me: Um... thanks... but no thanks
Denmark: What? Why?
Norway: Anko... (rumble rumble rumble...)
(Norway breaks loose)
Denmark: Oh shoot... hey Nor, we can talk about this and - YEEP!
(Few explosions and and crashes)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Rescue me using his ninja skills XD
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?
England: So...you're marrying Hong Kong?
Me: Yep. but personally, I'd like to marry you
Hong Kong: ?!
Me: Sorry dude. You're cute too
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
America: Let's go eat hamburgers!
Me: Oh brother...
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Paint the person pink and distract them with a pony XD
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Look at me really awkwardly, and then try to make me stop by using firecrackers
1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
First of all, I like Anime Character WAY more than real life guys. Second, he's really cute. Third, I like his personality a LOT. Fourth, I love tsundere(normally not so friendly, but once you get to know him, very very cute). Fifth, it will be really cool if he ever saved my life or something. Sixth, he's REALLY cute when he blushes XD
England : Th-This isn't for you, you know! *blush*
Me: awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! (gives him a huge hug)
Number Two tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?
... exactly how many bottles of beer did you drink? Hey Hungary, give me that frying pan
You're dating 3 and he/she introduced you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Um...can countries have parents?
Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?
twitch* I ... hope not...yaoiyaoiyaoi
6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What would you do?
He's Italian. That's what they do
You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What is going on in your mind?
Me: THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
America: But I'M the -
Me: SHUT UP!
8 thinks he/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What would you tell him/her?
Dude, do you know how many China fangirls are out there? I'm sure all of them would love to date you. Or marry you
9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
Uhh... *hit reply and send absolutely nothing*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How would you react?
Me: HONG KONG WTF?????!!!!!!
Hong Kong : Wha????!!!!!
Me: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ENGLAND!!!! HE'S MINE!!!! MINE!!!!!
England : This is extremely awkward...
America : HEY, IGGY'S MINE!!!!!
France : YOU GUYS ALL SHUT UP HE'S MINE!!!!!
Me : I HATE ALL YOU YAOIS!!!!!!!
Hong Kong : *silence...*
My head is so messed up...
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than an hour. What are you thinking?
Japan is probably playing some weird DS or PSPgame. Denmark's probably going depressed because of Sweden and Finland getting independent and Norway thinking he's annoying and such.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
After WWI? Don't think so
Would 2 trust 5?
Maybe. But then again, Norway can see fairies just like England, so he'll just think Norway's insane like England
4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
First of all, Japan won't poke someone. Second of all, Hong Kong probably wouldn't mind anyway
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
England : Anything that has British English, or Drama with Shakespeare in it
Norway : Anything that he can get away from Denmark
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Italy : PAAAASTAAAA!!!!!
Denmark : If it's not something he got from Finland, it's fine with me
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
America : McDonalds, Carl's Junior, In 'n Out, and all that great stuff
Poland : He won't. Even if he gets one, he'll make Lithuania do it
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
China gives Norway a haircut? That's...awkward...
9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Italy will be happy, if the girl's pretty, and not all pink
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
The color pink, ponies and firecrackers
1 accidentally kicked 10?
It's not an accident
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Post it on the internet and watch Prussia gawk about how he is not so awesome anymore on his blog
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Italy doesn't do workouts unless Germany or the English army's behind him
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Probably go crying to Romano about it
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
China : I'm actually a girl-aru!
Me : That's nice
China : ...
9 became a singer?
Pink! Ponies! That's like, totally awesome! Pink! Ponies! (Endless loop)
10 got a daughter?
She'll grow up just like her father
What would 1 think of 2?
England : You're France's friend so I hate you
Prussia : You wanna go drink?
England : ...!
How would 3 greet 4?
Denmark: Hey Japan! Wanna go get a drink? (and by drink, he means alcohol obviously)
Japan: I guess... but won't that make Mr. Norway unhappy?
Denmark: What? What does Nor have to do with this?
Japan: ...Nothing (Getting extreme yaoi imaginations)
What would 4 envy about 5?
Japan : How he didn't fall down 8.9 flights of stairs (earthquake) and fell in a pool (tsunami) and got shot by radioactive guns (Nuclear power plant accident)...
Norway : At least you don't have an annoying brother
Denmark : Noooor!
Norway : You're annoying Anko
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
How they can never read the atmosphere
What would make 7 angry at 8?
China banned hamgurbers in his country
Where would 8 meet 9?
China was buying copyright problem products. Poland was buying pink ponies
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Poland will say anything he things
What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Engalnd goes pub
Is 3 gay?
...what? Um... okay... Denmark... yeah...
A VERY RANDOM HISTORY TEST ANSWERED BY A HETALIA FANGIRL AKA ME (This took a long time to make. Also, it will diss countries A LOT)
Q. why did England have war with France over 100 years?
A. CUZ FRANCE IS A PERVERT WHO IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WRONG
Q. why did the country Prussia get destroyed?
A. CUZ HE WAS A LITTLE TOO CONFIDENT IN HIS AWESOMENESS
Q. why did the Axis Powers lose WW1 and WW2?
A. CUZ ITALY WAS A USELESS WIMP
Q. why did China and Japan break their bond?
A. CUZ CHINA DOESN'T KNOW A VERY IMPORTANT THING CALLED "COPY RIGHT"
Q. why was Canada able to get independence?
A. CUZ HE WAS SO INVISIBLE THAT NOT EVEN ENGLAND RECOGINIZED HIM (THERE WAS SO NO POINT FOR HIM TO ASK NICELY)
Q. why did Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece help Rome?
A. CUZ GRANDPA ROME WAS THAT HOT. AND IT'S NOT "ANCIENT" GREECE AND EGYPT, IT'S "MAMA" GREECE AND EGYPT
Q. why did England let go of Hong Kong as a colony?
A. CUZ HONG KONG SET OFF A FIRECRACKER AND SCARED THE HECK OUT OF IGGY (POOR GUY)
Q. why is China and Japan not very friendly to Korea?
A. CUZ KOREA IS A PERVERT (NEXT TO FRANCE) SO MUCH THAT HIS OWN COUNTRY HATES HIM AND WON'T GET HIM IN THE ANIME (BUT I THINK HE'S
Q. why did half of Italy help Germany and half not?
A. CUZ ROMANO THOUGHT THAT GERMANY WAS A FREAKING POTATO BASTERD
Q. why did Canada and Cuba become friendly?
A. CUZ CUBA WANTED TO APOLIGIZE FOR GETTING CANADA MIXED UP WITH AMERICA AND TURNS OUT, THEY BOTH HATE AMERICA (HATE TO BE YOU AMERICA)
Q. why did Hungary help Austria in the Austrian Succession?
A. CUZ SHE WANTED AUSTRIA'S VITAL REGIONS BACK FROM PRUSSIA
Q. why did Poland and Lithuania get separated?
A. CUZ THEY BEAT UP RUSSIA AND HE GOT SO MAD HE WENT FULL ON "KOL KOL KOL" ON THEM
Q. why is Ukraine set an eye on by many countries?
A. CUZ SHE HAS A BIG CHEST AND THERE ARE MANY PERVERTED COUNTRIES
Q. why is Switzerland separated from other countries?
A. CUZ HE IS HAPPY ENOUGH TO HAVE LIECHTENSTEIN NEXT TO HIM (A LITTLE TOO OVERHEATED BROTHERLY LOVE I WOULD SAY)
Q. why is Belarus not very friendly with other countries?
A. CUZ SHE LOVES HER BROTHER RUSSIA WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH
Q. why is Sealand not able to become a country?
A. CUZ IF HE DOES BECOME INDEPENDENT, HE KNOWS THAT IT WILL SEND IGGY ON A COMPLETE BREAK DOWN PROBABLY CAUSING HIM TO GO PUB FOR A WHOLE WEEK AND SEA-KUN WILL GET BLAMED ON ALL THE DAMAGE THAT WILL BE CAUSED
Q. why is Spain helping Italy?
A. CUZ HE THINKS THE ITALY BROTHERS ARE SO CUTE AND WANT THEM TO WORK AT HIS HOUSE CUZ THAT WILL BE LIKE A DREAM FOR HIM (PEEEEDOOOO)
Q. why does Greece and Turkey hate eachother?
A. CUZ THEY'RE BOTH FRIENDLY WITH JAPAN AND ARE FIGHTING OVER WHO IS MORE FRIENDLY WITH HIM (FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, GREECE IS THE WINNER)
Q. why did Finland and Sweden become independent from Denmark?
A. CUZ DENMARK WAS AN ANNOYING (YET VERY VERY CUTE) DUDE WHO THINKS NORWAY IS HIS BEST FRIEND EVEN THOUGH NORWAY IS TOTALLY ANNOYED BY HIM (I THINK IGGY AND NORWAY WILL MAKE GOOD FRIENDS CONSIDERING THEIR "FAIRY" VISION.)
Q. why was Sweden very cautioned by Europian nations back then?
A. CUZ SU-SAN WAS SO FREAKIN SCARY (BUT REALLY, HE'S A NICE PERSON IN THE INSIDE AND FINLAND KNOW THAT AND THAT IS WHY THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND THE FANS THINK OF THEM AS HUSBAND AND WIFE XD)
Q. why is Seychelles known as "The Last Paradise"?
A. CUZ SHE IS FREAKIN LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO GET IN HETALIA ACADEMY (I WOULD TOTALLY GO THERE IF I COULD SINCE I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE HETALIA CHARACTER EVERY DAY IN REAL LIFE. I MEAN, ISN'T THAT SO FREAKIN DREAMY? I WOULD KILL TO GO THERE)
Q. why did America want independence from England?
A. CUZ ENGLAND WAS A MESSED UP "GENTLEMEN" THAT GOES PUB EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND CAN SEE FAIRIES AND BELEIVES HE CAN BECOME AN ANGEL BUT I PERSONALLY KINDA FEEL BAD FOR HIM CUZ IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE'S A TSUNDERE(NOT ABLE TO BE TRUTHFUL TO HIS FEELINGS) AND HE IS MY FAVE CHARACTER IN HETALIA. AND JAPAN. AND PRUSSIA. AND IT WASN'T IGGY WHO LAID THE STUPID TAXES. IT WAS FREAKIN GEORGE III WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN DRAGGED OFF THE THRONE LIKE, 20 YEARS AGO
Grade=F :I don't know where you got the idea from, but I hope you read your history textbook. I am expecting a better job from you next time
Response=Well, Hetalia technically IS a history textbook so this answer is in many ways, CORRECT SO U SHOULD GIVE ME FULL CREDIT AND YOU'RE A TEACHER AND YOU DON'T KNOW HETALIA? You need to go back to teaching school
America (Alfred F. Jones)
England (Arthur Kirkland)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
China (Wang Yao)
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
So I'm most like Hungary huh? That'll make Big Sis Hungary (I call her that 'cause I TOTALLY respect her) very proud of me!... hey, (calling out to friends) do you guys see any resemblance? XD
This just simply proved to you that I am Hetalia crazy with wrong thoughts...DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!
PITIFUL TRIO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hetalia Fangirl Battlecry:
Hetaoni Fangirl Battlecry:
DIE TONY DIE!
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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