Author has written 6 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Trek: 2009, Person of Interest, Sims, and Big Bang Theory.
Hello, I am originalseriestrekkie. (My deviantart: StarTrekFTW) (My Tumblr: troubledtrekkie Please follow me!) Welcome to my little corner of fanfiction.net! My friend SodapopData and I are HUGE trekkies! (Like you already couldn't tell!XD) Just a fair warning my profile is kind of long!So, let me introduce myself!
-Everyone says I'm quiet, but I'm one of the loudest people I know.
-I've got brown hair and blue eyes and freckles. Some people think freckles look bad, but I think they're awesome! I've got this thing with plaid. I love it! Let's just say I dress nothing like a girl. Even though I am one.
-High school sucks.
-I've got a CRAZY cat named Domino. She acts so weird, my friends and family call her an alien. Yes, I'm the strange one in my family. I've also got a Airedale named Maxie and about a dozen fish. My own personal beta fish is named Mr. R.
-In band, I play trumpet. And proud!
-I'm pretty undecided about what I want to be when I get out of the hell hole they call high school. I either want to be an author, an astronomer, meteorologist, or join the air force.
-I like to read, but I often find myself typing away at a my keyboard.
-I've been to a Star Trek convention! It was one of the best days of my life. And I'm not exaggerating. I saw William Shatner. It will be a day I will NEVER forget.
-I LOVE to watch action/adventure movies!
-I also love superhero movies! (I like pretty much all of them)
-I love the outdoors. Love hiking, love swimming, love animals, love birdwatching, and love hoarse back riding (even though my ring finger on my left hand got bitten by a horse. I'm not kidding, my ring finger is much smaller then my other ring finger!)
-I'm like the only kid that loves the twilight zone in my school!
-I like to draw, but I hardly ever have time to. Sometimes I'm pretty good at it.
-I love to use photoshop! I think it's so much fun!
-I'm always daydreaming!
-I'm prepared for the zombies! (Seriously...)
-I HATE writers block!
-My favorite band is Maroon 5! (Go team Adam!)
-My favorite Star Trek movie would have to be the Voyage home. Star Trek 09 was really good too. In fact, it's really, really hard to pick a favorite!
If you are a die hard Trekkie, copy and paste this in your profile!!!!!!
If you love Star Trek and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you ever wanted to kill someone, copy and past this to your profile.
If you like to write, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.
If you think Data is the best Star Trek: The Next Generation character of them all, copy and paste this into your profile. (He's the only on I can tolerate!)
If you think that the 50's and 60's were the Golden Age of Television, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. (When my least favorite character dies! XD)
If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie/TV series and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever woken up from a really crazy dream and rushed down stairs to tell everyone you live with how nuts it was, only to have forgotten what it was all about by the time you reach the kitchen table, copy and paste this into your profile. (I hate that!)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (thunderstorms make me sooooo happy!)
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Don't even get me started.)
If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. (I doubt anyone likes chocolate as much as I do, but hey, you never know.)
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Blossom Uchiha, Lumiere Hikari, LtComdrDataLady, originalseriestrekkie
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar put this in your profile.
If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you saw Star Trek XI and liked (loved) it, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 of Teenage Girls would suffocate if Edward Cullen told them that Oxygen was overrated. Copy this into your profile if you would be included in the 5 percent suffocating because you are laughing at them.
If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste. (LOL we were right!)
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
What sweet little girls are made of: Sunflowers and bows. What awesome little girls are made of: Gun powder and lead. Copy this if you’re awesome.
The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (Holy crap, the scariest thing in the whole world!)
If you've ever wished a TV character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :)
If you absolutely HATE Justin Bieber then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (Happens so often at school!)
Copy and paste if you want Justin Bieber to jump off a cliff. And would laugh your ass off.
a good friend will go to a concert with me
a best friend will help me kidnap the band
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (I'll try my hardest.)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No duh Sherlock)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?)
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
If you always play rock-paper-lizard-Spock instead of the original, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who hasn't?)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!
If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
If you're the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and past this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Star Trek addict and have absolutely no desire to be cured, copy and paste this into your profile.
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You Know You're an Author When:
Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies.
Spell check is your best friend.
You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. (I never kill my favorite characters!)
You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You forget what day it is when you're writing.
You've spaced out for more than five minutes
You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.
You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!
You have read a 250page book in less than a day (I'm like the world's slowest reader.)
In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)
When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (ALL The time!)
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You often revisit some of your old stories.
HERE'S A GOOD JOKE FOR STAR TREK FANS:
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.