Telling Time Backwards
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Joined 03-19-11, id: 2797792, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games.

Favorite Quotes:

"Huh, look at us falling for Everdeen girls." - Gale Hawthorne, Love at First Song (Hunger Games Fanfiction)

"I feel like I owe him something, and I hate owing people. Maybe if I thanked him at some point, I'd be feeling less conflicted now. I thought about it a couple times, but the opprotunity never seemed present itself. And now it never will. Because we're going to be thrown into an arena to fight to the death. Exactly how am I suppossed to work a thank-you in there? Somehow it won't seem sincere if I'm trying to slit his throat" - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

The roar of the crowd is deafaning. Peeta has absolutley wiped the rest of us off the map with his delclaration of love for me." - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

"I spread out my fingers, the dark berries glisten in the sun. I give Peeta's hand one last squeeze as a signal, ask a good-bye, and we begin counting. "One." Maybe I'm wrong. "Two." Maybe they don't care if we both die. "Three!" It's too late to change my mind. I lift my hand to my mouth taking one last look at the world. The berries have just passed my lips when the trumpets begin to blare." - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

"Morning."- George Weasly, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part One

"Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!" - Megamind, Megamind

"Anything but SpagBol." - Tally Youngblood, Uglies

“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here" - Mitch Hedberg

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you" - Kurt Cobain

"'...Y-O-U. Katniss Evergreen!' Rimpay smiles and puts her money back. I sigh and hand over a twenty. Oh well. I probably won't be able to use it." - Katniss Evergreen, The Parody Of The Hunger Games (Hunger Games Fanfiction)

"He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets." - Katniss Everdeen, Catching Fire- (reffering to Finnick Odair)

Okay: here's some stuff that you can know that won't help creepers track me down:

Likes: Doughnuts, Naps, Pants, Puns, Annoying other people. Dislikes: Splatter print, Zebra Print, Cheeta Print, etc., music that they play on 106.1, broccoli



I AM 100% TEAM PEETA. I am not a subject to the argument, but I am team Peeta, so there. I highly dislike pop/mainstream music that is made- Ke$ha, Rihanna, etc.

I think the word "pants" is funny, and I love puns.

I think that's it for now.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

93% of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to punch someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misseplled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

People always tell you to shush, but the phrase, "shush" makes up to 92% of the noise.

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that piece of paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

(imawesomerthanyou's profile quotes that I think are funny... :D)

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite. (I don't exactly believe in this thing, but it's just for fun! ^^)

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Mockingjay Ending by patnissandkeeta reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS AHEAD. Ok, this is how I think Peeta and Katniss would have gotten back together after Mockingjay. Might be fluffy at parts, but who cares. Read and review, PLEASE :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,128 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Truth by RemiccoLim reviews
-suspended-This story is a continuation of Catching Fire. Katniss is really pregnant and has been thrown into the arena, fighting for her life. But Peeta doesn't know the truth, what happens when he finds out? If he ever does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
After by BookAddiction24 reviews
Rue dies and goes up to heaven. She thinks this is the end of her life, but could it really be a whole new beginning?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rue, Female Morphling
The Parody of the Hunger Games by imawesomerthanyou16 reviews
A Hunger Games Parody. What else is there to say?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Katniss E.
My Last Breath by AngelWildWings181 reviews
Takes place in the Hunger Games. Katniss and Peeta don't have the berries, and Katniss must make a choice between her survival and Peeta's survival.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
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A Strange Sense of Deja Vu: The 76th Hunger Games reviews
'She'll have to die for me to live. The thought dawns on me and suddenly I hate myself.' Once again, the lovestruck 13-year-old boy is forced into the arena with the one he loves. He can't take the Loverboy angle, so what will he do to save her?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Female Morphling, Male Morphling
Heart Shaped Bread reviews
What if Katniss was the one in love? What if Peeta just threw the bread out of pity? What would be the same? What would change? Read to find out!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Before It All reviews
Katniss and Gale. the friendship that started it all. It all began with just one Reaping present then turns both Katniss's and Gale's worlds upside down forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.