Author has written 21 stories for Pokémon, Invader Zim, Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Homestuck, Legend of Zelda, Minecraft, and Fairly OddParents.
I am a girl who is obsessed with a lot of things. I am a teenager, who lives in North Carolina. I like to write and hope to be published for one of my Fantasy/Science Fiction/Realistic Fiction stories one day. I am very insecure, and do not react well at first glance to flames and MST's. I am a Socially Awkward person who is also, in my own words, physically retarded and often hurt myself trying to do active things. If you would like to read any of my fanfictions, that would be much appreciated, though right now I haven't been updating in a while. I write fanfictions for Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, Homestuck, Harvest Moon, and Pokemon as well as some others I may be forgetting. Please take your time to read some of these fanfictions and possibly review.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
[x] You live with your family.
[ ] People consider you to be a leader.
[X] You like to be pampered.
1. Pick a song title, and add "in my pants" to the end of it. EXAMPLE: Look at me now in my pants. :P
2. Pick a line in a book, movie, or play, and replace one of the words in the line with "pants" EXAMPLE: "Don't stop until you reach the pants." -Percy telling his mom to run... or maybe the other way around :P
3. Pick the title of a book, movie, or song, and replace one of the words with "pants" EXAMPLE: "The Battle of the Pants." -The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. The next time you eat a fortune cookie, read the fortune and add "in bed" to the end of it. LOL "You will win the lotto in bed XD
5. Grab the nearest book, go to page 47, and read the 9th sentence. EXAMPLE: "Another mile. Please. Please. Please." -Percy's mom in PJO The Lightning Thief
Congratulations, I hate you in my pants (XD)
"Creepy? We're the pants. That's what we do." -I forgot what this was from... XD
"Birds and Pants"-Birds and Boats
"Be adventerous. Try new things in bed." -I am now officially scarred for life.
"On both of the two previous occasions she had met Dybbuk, she had thought him quite ill-mannered." -Children of the lampThe cobra king of Kathmandu
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.
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If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you already have a gajillionof these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (shut up greg! you too misty!)
If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if you want a taco
CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!
If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, sinkittytail, Invader Cakez
The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
He one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe. Nor do they want to.
Not everything is as it seems. Remember that. The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
More About Me
Never EVAR say my hair is white. I will punch you in the face, just like this kid that lives down the street from me. Good times, gooood times... It was also the only time I've seen his mom leave the house!
Bugs. And... well, I guess trolls. I guess that's any author's biggest fear, getting flamed so horribly.
Your Perfect Pizza:
FULL BLOWN CHEESE, FREAKS! (XD)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
I am going to make it into the talent show, I am going to sell this bike and get my hair colored with blue streaks, and I am going to try and buy a laptop.
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
O_o, XD, -_-', and X3
...What. The. Heck. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
Your Best Physical Feature:
My long albino-esque hair.
WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH!
McDonalds or Burger King:
Chocolate or Vanilla:
raises eyebrow* And why would I throw my life away...?
Will you Smoke:
Am I supposed to?
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too and we can always steal milk)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!
6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself
7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...
8. WORLD DOMINATION!
9. You can curse, talk about how amazing death is, and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counsaler or an Asylem!
I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.
I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.
I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.
I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.
I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.
I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.
I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.
I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or anime and manga, then singers.
I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He is PERFECTLY normal."
I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does.
I am the girl that likes Twilight, and is always telling people that it is a good book series, and that she is on Team Bella, and that she is not INSANE about it.
I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.
I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.
I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.
I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.
I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.
I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.
Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Cakez
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
copy and paste this to your profile if you say "I DIDNT DO IT" whenever someone calls your name
If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually, I've wanted to do MUCH worse to a certain person. cough cough JORDAN AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE cough) (Also, I have, before. I warned him I would, her didn't GTF off my lawn and away from me, I slapped him. :) )
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hm. I think I haven't. maybe I should check again.)
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT? (OH! MUH! GAWSH! IT'S DA OTHER TAB!!! :O)
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like anime, manga, video games, etc...you get the point. )
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list! asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Freakazette Raven, Invader Viceroy, Invader Cakez
If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Invader Viceroy, Invader Cakez
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. (Awwwwww. DX)
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (So true...)
If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Invader Viceroy, Invader Cakez
Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is SILVER. (YAY!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, PIE!
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, GirsWaffles22, Invader Cakez
If you get obsessed over things, then look back and realize how stupid some of them were, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If thou art a Shakespere nerd, copy and paste this onto yonder profile.
If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you don't believe that James and Sirius were bullies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Sirius died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.
Do you think I'm crazy? Copy and paste this to your profile if you do.
If you are lazy and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love opossums, copy and paste this to your profile.
I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.
Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy,
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Gotten from: TheAwesomenessThatIsMe12222...thanks for sharing! :)
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s* to the person who talks s* about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Dear all Anti-Kotone/Lyra/Soul fans,
In the Generation II games, (Pokemon Crystal) the first playable female protagonist, Crystal, was introduced to Pokemon. Obviously, she was adopted and accepted widely by the Pokemon fans,
most of them girls. When the FireRed/LeafGreen remake games of Generation I came out, another female protagonist, Green/Leaf/Blue, was introduced. By this time it was clear to the fans that there would always be a female protagonist to play in the Pokemon games. In 2010, the Pokemon company released remakes of Gold/Silver/Crystal, HeartGold/SoulSilver.
There are some things different in the game from the original. For instance, the first Pokemon in your party will follow you around wherever you go. But the change that stood out the most was the fact Crystal was gone. She was replaced by a new character called "Kotone/Lyra/Soul."(These are her three most common names, but there are others such as "Heart".) Some fans like the new character better, and some like Crystal better. Some Anti-Kotone/Lyra/Soul fans believe she was a bad copy of Crystal.
However, the original creator of Kotone/Lyra/Soul states that she was made from scratch. Therefore, she is not a bad copy of Crystal. If you see this letter on my profile, I am someone who likes her just as much as Crystal/someone who likes her more then Crystal. Put this on your profile if you like Kotone/Lyra/Soul, and hopefully she'll be accepted as who she is, and not the replacement of Crystal.
All Kotone/Lyra/Soul Fans.
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey wine and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
NOW UR LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, paste this to your profile! You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Skyfeather123, Mudheart, Mysterious Lynx, Invader Viceroy, Invader Cakez
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile
If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile
If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)
Did you know...
1) Kissing is healthy.
2) Bananas are good for period pain.
3) It's good to cry.
4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
6) Lying is actually unhealthy.
7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
11) Chocolate will make you feel better.
12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
13) A good friend never judges.
14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.
15) Boys aren't worth your tears.
16) We all love surprises.
17) Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH.
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
If you have ever cried in public when you were older than 10, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like GIR copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a bad (and in my case really bad) athlete, copy and paste this onto your profile.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.n Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED
I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.
I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.
When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?
I shall say one thing about what this one kid said at school... He said the term 'band nerds'. My comment on that is:
"The kids in band are NOT nerds. For one thing, most of the woodwinds are idiots!!! Example..." *Starts listing Kids I hate that play flute, clarinet, or saxophone[You may not know this, but that's like all of them* Him:
"You just called yourself an idiot!" Me:
"Dude, I said MOST of the woodwinds. Mistkopf..."
I am a ZaGr fan! Also: DaTr, and GaMr.
I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.
I, Invader Cakez AKA The Weird Insane Girl Who No One Understands(TWIGWNOU AKA Twiggy),do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the revolution.
If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile.
Vision? (this one for me is null, I wear glasses and I don't see that option on here)
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
My Total: $4277
RANDOM CRAP! (In progress)
What did you go to bed thinking about last night?: My ficcy that I'm working on
When was the last time you laughed a lot?: When we got our former dog, Marley
Do you like the movie Balto?: Never heard of it
Any drama in your life?: Yea... sigh...
When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?: Nevar
Do you have any close friends of the opposite sex?: Not close
What do you think about hippos?: They're awesome!
Your thoughts on Mohawks?: Stupid
Do you have a crazy side?: JAIS!!!!
Do you have unlimited texting?: Sadly
When was the last time you were in a Wal-Mart?: Just the other day
What color is the closest doorknob?: Gold.
Currently listening to anything? No. Da 'Pod got sent back because it was made in like, 2005 and there's a problem with batteries from that gen.
Have you ever sat on a rooftop and just stared at the stars?: Nar.
Who's on your mind right now? Oh, no one you would know... *sad sigh*
Have you been on the computer so long that your butt's numb? Yeap.
You get to be an animal for the day, Which animal do you choose to be?: ...a Ditto!
What was the last drink you had?: Coke.
What's plugged into the nearest outlet?:
Do you get really sick during the winter?: Yeah.
Do you need to clean your room?: No.
What was the last thing you said you'd do, but didn't?: Update.
Favorite hair color on the opposite sex?: Not Applicable.
Are you constantly texting?: Not anymore.
What's the closest pink object to you?: A pad of sticky notes.
Do you recycle?: Yes.
Are you currently awaiting a phone call/text/email?: No
What was the last gift you received?:
Are you hungry?
Have you ever had a mouse in your house?: Do pets count?
Are you dating anyone currently? It's complicated.
Do you like the person you are becoming? I suppose.
What song is stuck in your head? The ending theme from Tokyo Mew Mew.
Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?: No one.
Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's? Neither.
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes
What makes you laugh? Not much anymore...
What did you do today? Played
Do you think too much or too little? Too much.
Where's the shirt from that you're wearing? My... closet...?
Are there things you can't live without? Yes. I don't have them.
Are you a morning person or a night person? Night.
Have you ridden in someone else's car today? No.
Are you a cuddler? No?
Who did you last go out to eat with? My father and my brother.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up? Maybe...
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? I don't... know...
When is the last time you took a nap? Naps are for children and people I tend to hate.
Have you kissed anyone in the last month? No.
Tears are falling down your face, what's the reason?
When someone calls you in the middle of the night, do you remember the conversation? My friends know not to call me unless it's important. It rarely is.
Is it easy for someone to make you smile? No.
What are you doing tomorrow? Absolutely nothing.
When did you last receive some money?: Last Friday.
Meet anyone new this year? Not so far...
How many hours did you sleep for last night? None.
Name someone you know whose name begins with a C? Carrie.
Have you recently been pressured to do something? Always.
Ever kissed someone whose name started with an A,B,G,H,L,M,S,Z? No.
Do you miss anything or anyone? Not in particular... If they're gone, they're gone... no use crying about it.
Do you ever wish your close friends would just die? No.
Hows life? As good as it can get for an asexual emo girl who is insane and carries around at least six notebooks with her at all times.
I like these 100 question thingys, so you can learn about me...
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Not now, and more than likely I won't ever be.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I hate far more than just three people.
3) How many houses have you lived in? 3.
4) Favorite candy bar? 100 Grand.]
5) Favorite shoes? I don't care about shoes.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Nope.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. No.
12) Favorite genre of music? Not country.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Taurus.
14) What time were you born? ...I honestly don't care.
15) Do you like beer? I recently discovered that I may or may not be afflicted with a medical condition that can cause me to die if I ever drink alcohol, so I wouldn't know.
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes, but not a successful one.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? ...None of them are really embarrassing...?
18) Are you sarcastic? Yes.
19) What are your favorite colors? Black, red, blue, certain shades of green...
20) How many watches do you own? None.
21) Summer or winter? Summer.
23) Favorite color to wear? Black.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. I am not allowed to consume Pepsi any more.
25) What color is your cell phone? I don't own one, anymore...
26) Where is your second home? I'm not sure if I have a first home.
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. It gave me an adrenaline rush at the time, but now I wish I could have slapped him harder.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yep.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two.
30) How many video games do you own? Probably too many for my own good.
31) What was your first pet? A dog.
32) Ever had braces? No.
33) Do looks matter? Nothing really matters... Anyone can see... Nothing really matters... To me...
34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes.
35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School: Mr. Scott, Mrs. Edwards, Ms. Blanchard
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I don't give a fuck
37) Are you too forgiving? No.
38) How many children do you want? None.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes. A few bits of Invader Zim merchandise from back when I thought people actually liked me.
40) Favorite breakfast meal? I don't know.
41) Do you own a gun? Yeah.
42) Ever thought you were in love? No.
43) When was the last time you cried? Last night... I... everything bad flooded back to me, and I just let it all out...
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Played video games
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? ?
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? No.
48) Nicknames? Lillian, Momiji (at one point), Grace if you're feeling suicidal.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Not that I know of.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? O_o No...
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.
56) Are you happy with your life right now? No...
58) Does anyone like you? Maybe, at one point, someone did, but... I don't think they look at me the same anymore. I've changed, I...
59) What year were you born? Year of the Hare
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Hanging with the rest of my mom's eggs and making bets that I will get out first.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? WHAT.
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds.
63) Do you like yourself? I suppose at one point I did, but... I still had an innocent outlook on life then.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My father, by a long shot.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? I don't know.
66) Are you afraid of the dark? No.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No.
68) Do you own a webcam? No.
69) Have you ever stripped? NOOOO, I wear the exact same clothes EVERY SINGLE day.
70) Ever broke a bone? No.
72) Do you chat on AIM often? What?
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I like to think so.
75) Rugrats or Doug? I don't care.
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? I don't care.
77) Did you like your middle school guidance counselor? *bleep* no. I hate guidance counselors.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes. He's not allowed near scales, though, so...
80) Do you own a car? No.
81) Can you cook? Yep!
82) 3 things that annoy you: K9 Protection Center(blocks EVERYTHING GOOD as in I had to get FF UNblocked), normal type girls, my science teacher from sixth grade
83) Do you text message often? No.
84) Money or love? Money.
85) Do you have any scars? Yes.
86) What do you want more than anything right now? I just want to be away from this hell, away frpm these people...
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Not much.
88) Relationships or one night stands? Neither.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What's that?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? WHO DOESN'T?!
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Not Applicable.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? This kid in my class named Edson. I was laying face down in the football field and he tried to steal my * pen! Yes, I have Anger Management problems.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Skepkitty, but we're cool now. :)
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Invader Michelle
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Death The Kid... sigh... *starts drooling*
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I don't do that.
100) Who was the last person that called you? Invader Michelle... nine times in a row... O.O
Warning: There will come a time when an even worse Holocaust will happen. It won't be towards the Jews, nor the Gypsies, nor the Homosexuals, nor the educated and artistic. Yet it will come, and you will remain silent and watch in sin the unspeakable horrors afflicted to us. I pray that during that time, hope in Jesus will not be lost. If you are a believer... hide this away in your heart.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!!
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
You lied to me when you said you loved me...
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggle13, Skitsophraniac, Aquajinks401, Invader Cakez
If you have ever had a nightmare where one of your parents forces you to show them your fanfictions before you post or update them, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list! Invader Cakez
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
If you've ever cried when your cow died in Harvest Moon, Copy and Paste this on your profile.
If you've ever mixed up your friend's name with a character on Harvest Moon, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get irritated/angry when you run into a rival girl on Harvest Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get jealous when you see a rival girl standing near/talking to your favorite bachelor on Harvest Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, MysticKatt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, MewCuxie12, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggles13, Skitsophraniac, swingdancer23, HarvestMoonGal, HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE, Invader Cakez
If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!
If you have you're own personal world, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, lordsesshomarusgf, kagome'z inuyasha, Angel-Demon1, Alexia The Hedgehog, Mnicknack, swingdancer23, HarvestMoonGal, HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE, Invader Cakez
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
If you hate child abuse then repost this. If you don't then I guess you have no heart.
I'm the type of girl who will pull a door that says push copy and paste this if you did the same or visa versa
One day your prince will come... I think mines got hit by a bus
Wake up in the morning feeling like going back to sleep... mornings are dead to me on weekends
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
"Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words can NEVER hurt me," "Oh yeah?" *throws dictionary at him*
Homework hurts trees
I almost liked you
I'm not deaf I'm just ignoring you
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces
I'm not afraid of the dark I'm afraid of the monsters living in the dark
Come to the dark side we have cookies
Never go to bed angry stay awake and plot your revenge
I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Firework- Katy Perry, Dynamite- Taio Cruz, Grenade- Bruno Mars...I'm starting to get a feeling that hot celebs like explosive weapons...
One day your prince will come...mine? oh well, he just took a wrong turn...got lost...and is to stubborn to ask for directions
I wish that life was a dream...I really want to wake up...
Love me love me not
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Girls who are not part of the Beiber Fever are an endangered species! If you are one, add your name, Tell DancingQueen411 you did, then copy and paste this to your profile: DancingQueen411, daughter-of-water-98, Invader Cakez,
She never slows down
She won't turn around
So stand in the rain
She won't make a sound
She wants to be found
So stand in the rain
So stand in the rain
So stand in the rain
If you are a girl who needs to learn to stand in the rain, not let the fight with herself be won by the opposing team, and go against trends, copy and paste this into your profile, sign your name, and notify Invader Cakez that you did so. Signed: Invader Cakez,
How to Tell if You're a Writer
If you talk to yourself.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
Oh my Starclan, what is that infernal beeping noise, and how do I get it to stop before I become asylum material?
ATTENTION: We need to stand together and spread our numbers throughout the archives! Sound Soldiers, past this in your profile and add your name here! Our goal for IZ Sound Soldiers is to spread it to Pokemon authors, our goal for HM Sound Soldiers is to spread it to Harry Potter authors, our goal for pokemon is to spread it straight to Kingdom Hearts authors. Normally I'd do this myself, but I shoot the shot you hear around the world, you all send it through the loudspeakers. Sound Soldiers and your archives:
Invader Cakez Invader Zim Pokemon Harvest Moon Soul Eater Animal Crossing
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, Invader ShadowWolf, Invader Cakez
You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.
4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.
5. You talk in third person.
6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers. (LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.
17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.
18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...
Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney
Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev
Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon
MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2
. . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu
make applesauce! -FrostDeman
... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X
... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never
...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather
... Squirt them in Life's eyes, rendering him powerless. Then harness his limitless power to assassinate the president and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Moonstream-Sunstripe
...tell me about your cookies! -Spottedpaw13
...eat cherry pie. I mean seriously, which would you rather have? -Rainhead
... Turn around, throw them at a window, then blame it on your neighbor, get them arrested, and last of all, LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW YOU DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING! -InvaderTyleana
...Throw them at rush-hour traffic, causing a terrible accident and killing several people, then wet yourself laughing uncontrollably. Oh, and possibly make some bad pun about how their cars must have been lemons.- Invader ShadowWolf
...wonder who released the moose. Because everyone knows that the moose used to give out lemons on National Pi Day. -Invader Cakez
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
Opening Credits: I've Done Everything For You by Rick Springfield -Ooooh! Is it a soundtrack for my movie where I'm not asexual? 8D
Waking Up: Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park -I actually woke up early apparently... O.O
First Day At School: Lay Your Hands On Me by Bon Jovi -O0O I'm scared now... rape? T_T
Falling In Love: It's My Life by Bon Jovi -...I actually don't know about that one...
Fight Song: Hare Hare Yukai by/from The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya -I can believe that one actually!
Breaking Up: Billy S. by Skye Sweetnam -...That... makes no sense. No, wait... Ewwww... I know how that would work out now... T_T
Prom: Forgiven by Skillet -Hm. That could work out nicely.
Life is Good: New York State of Mind by Billy Joel -Yes. I do love New York, a lot more than I HATE North Carolina
Mental Breakdown: Ribbit March by/from Sergeant Frog -The version I'm listening to is actually very hardcore... O.O
Driving: Surrender by Elvis Presley -?
Flashback: Tangled Up In Me by Skye Sweetnam -A love flashback?
Getting Back Together: What Do You Got? by Bon Jovi -Ironic, right?
Wedding: Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley -That wedding's going to flop.
Paying the Dues: Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park -No comment
The Night Before The War: Anthem by Superchic[k] -Nice, perfect!
Final Battle: You'll Be In My Heart by Bucky Covington -So it's someone I loved? Oooo!
Moment of Triumph: Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi -Hm!
Death Scene: Wonder (If She'll Get It) by Superchic[k] -Nice fit, actually.
Funeral Song: Never Surrender by Skillet -I liek!
End Credits: Honto No Jibun from Shugo Chara -It fits AWESOMELY!
If the world was conquered, I'd rather it was by Zim. If you agree copy and post this to your profile.
When I take over the world, show me you logging into your fanfiction account as I hold you by ToastPoint so that you can become a low-ranking official as opposed to a slave.
Warning: INSANITY INCOMING!!! Oh wait, it already hit you. Sorry about that. -
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