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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, and Naruto.

Well... now I read through what I wrote when I first made this, and am absolutely appalled at the obvious spelling errors, lack of capitalization and punctuation... nothing I can really do, besides re-write it all, but I don't really feel like it.

"Hate is like beauty, baby. The real stuff fades, but dies." Eifa-Lost Girl, Season 1 Episode 13


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever

I am who I am, and I don't give a damn what people think of me!! If you agree, copy this to your profile. And let me know who you are if you do, so I can add your name to this list: TheBlackSeaReaper, robomonkey,

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

“Someone wise once told me once people realize fates a bitch she has you killed” this person was fates best friend.

“Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back”

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Life is unfair, sometimes. Sometimes, the hero will find himself pinned under a thousand-pound gay Sumo wrestler with a hard-on and a bottle of Viagra, while the villain will be lounging on a beach chair a thousand miles away, sipping piña coladas in Fiji with a buxom blonde bimbo massaging the kinks out of his…feet. Yes, sometimes life is startlingly unfair, and it would do a person well to remember that

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. --George S. Patton

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. --Mel Brooks Annoyingly true

"Luck is my middle name," Rincewind indisctincly. "Mind you my first name is Bad." --Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. --Talleyrand

“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

"Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor." --Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.

Damn once I had a handle on life; then it broke.

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Frieda Norris

"Thank you, Uncle! We’ll be back soon, I promise!” That’s what she said, but what he heard was, “I’m going to get into as much trouble as possible within that time span, thank you for your cooperation.” -- some Fanfic with Tsubasa Chronicles, don't remember the title.sorry!

“Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.” --The Labor Exchange

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. XD

"Good night, America. I'll see you in your dreams. I'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife."--Stephen Colbert

"The only people worthy of recognition are the unusual ones, because the usual ones are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed. "

I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.-- George Carlin

Wizards have had their buttocks blown off because they kept their wands in their back pockets.”

“Name them. No one comes to mind? Shows how much you know, huh?”

“Shut up.”-- Madeye Moddy and Tonks from Harry Potter 6.

They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it woth watching.

Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.

-- Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

I don’t care if you’re not gay, I’ll make you gay

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

C. S. Lewis put pretty well Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscienceVirgil Hunter Harry Potter and the Master of Time

When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Never be someone your not be yourself. . . . . .unless there's something wrong with you then, please, be someone else.

Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac.

Take candy, not drugs.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Elmo watches you from your closet.

I know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong, way, and my way (which is the wrong way only faster)

My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why.

Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I'm just slightly off)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You’re just jealous because the voices only

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

"Sir, we're screwed! Half our men are down, there's no way out, the sky is practically falling as we speak-" "Get a grip Corporal! Our weapons still work, which means we can still kick some ass!"

Be innsane- well behaved people never made history.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?

Who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "I think I will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.

Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face - copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

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my opinion on gay marriage and being gay in general pretty much amounts too 'its your life you can do what ever you want with it and anyone who thinks differently can take a long walk off a short cliff.'

its really sad that people can be so ridicules and shun, ridicule, and hurt people over there choice of friends and lovers it makes me ashamed to be a member of the human race more often the not, and is truly pathetic, im mean really its not there life so WHY DO THEY CARE? sadly it appears that at least 95 of the people on the planet for all there posturing and supposed greatness have the emotional maturity of a 2 year old.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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My Moonlit Lover by Murasaki Rose reviews
YYxY, SxJ - In a world where supernatural beings live hidden amongst humans, you never know who or what's eye you might catch! Humans Yugi Mutou and Katsuya Jonouchi have their world turned upside-down when two werewolves choose them as their lifemates!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,797 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Yūgi M., K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
My Goldfish Thinks You're Sexy by Sulfur Dusk reviews
AU - In which Yuugi has an extraordinary secret ability - "Uh... hello..." Yuugi bit his lip, holding the bowl protectively against his chest. The stranger's dark eyes focused on him, eyebrow risen. "Were you just talking to your fish?" Puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,635 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,836 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 8,837 - Follows: 10,549 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 6,723 - Follows: 8,293 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 6,026 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and The Apprentice of Death by Lord Claw reviews
The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P.
Lord Perseus and the Forbidden Love by SeaweedBrainLuva3 reviews
Percy and Annabeth just weren't meant to be. This devastation causes Percy to choose the life of an immortal. It seems Aphrodite has some interesting plans for Percy. Is forbidden love out of the question?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Awakening of a Sorcerer by Corruptmonk reviews
On this 7th birthday, Harry discovered his legacy. A letter from his departed mother opened his path to become the new Sorcerer. AU-Harry. Intelligent/Powerful-Harry. Sorcerer-Harry. Logical-Harry. No Pairings. Will encompass Year 1 to 7 and then some. Derived from my sister's work with her permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,140 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P.
Cats and Dogs by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Bella's lived in Forks her whole life. On her 17th birthday her world changes. Edward leaves both her and his family, and she finds out some interesting things about herself and the Quileute boys. Rating subject to change. UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Seth
When a Stranger Interferes by WizardsGirl reviews
A few months have passed since the events of WPI. When circumstances come to pass, and Harry finds he must travel to Johto for a Journey, what enemies and friends await him? Sequel to WPI. R&R. M for Just In Case... I'm done now... READ PREQUEL 1ST! XP
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,061 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P.
Storm Warning by Quetzalcoatls reviews
Sequel to StormFront-The first battle may have been won, but the war has just begun. Chaos is stirring and a goddess had been meone in the shadows has their own plans and our 6 demigods are right in the middle of it. DEAD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Ring Around the Wrong Neck by fringeperson reviews
In which Sirius gives his godson the Millenium Ring as a first birthday present, and it is the Thief King, not Lily, who saves Harry from Voldemort's curse that Halloween night. Yaoi and a slightly Super!Harry. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,274 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Yami Bakura - Complete
First Crush, First Time by Takara Phoenix reviews
After regaining his memories in 'Son of Neptune' and knowing about the Roman aspects of the gods, Percy starts to question his childhood babysitter and first crush, a student with sea-green eyes named Neptune. How will the confrontation with Poseidon/Neptune end? Neptune/Percy slash - Sequel "First Boyfriend, First Detention" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Poseidon, Percy J.] - Complete
Tides And Moon by ADHD-Kid2811 reviews
Annabeth broke up with Percy, and now he's a god. He vowed to himself never to fall in love again, and formed an all-males group just like the Hunters of Artemis. Artemis hates him for this. But things will change eventually. Pertemis. 'T' for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,516 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
The Hate That Wasn't In His Eyes by Sodapops reviews
If Gen Shishio had willed it, Karasumori would had given him the power to survive. But for that to happen Gen first needed a reason to want to stay. What could that reason be? Eventual GenYoshi
Kekkaishi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,575 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Gen, Yoshimori
Family Pain, Hidden Tears by Neph Champion reviews
When, in a bout of accidental magic, eight-year-old Harry James Potter escapes his abusive relatives he discovers a new world of Chakra and ninjas. After his escape he finds a new family, one forged of pain and tears. But this new family is incomplete...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,628 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Angels of Darkness by InuVampireChan reviews
Yugi is dating Anzu because of blackmail and has secret feelings for the school's band Angels of Darkness's lead singer Yami Sennen. Yami has feelings for Yugi as well but Yugi is dating Anzu. How will Yami steal Yugi? Warning Tea/Anzu Bashing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Abraxan Flight by ForseenMystic reviews
Rewrite of Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance. Harry gains his independence from Dumbledore and learns about his family as he prepares to fight Voldemort. AU after fifth year. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Lots of Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Legend of the White Wolf by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
When Bella was little she was told that she was a special kind of shapeshifter, one who is destinied and one who can shift into any animal she likes, what happenes after the Cullen's leave she starts to phase again and imprints on sam? SamXBella R:T R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 88,638 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Sam, Bella] - Complete
The Black Dog by FourShot411 reviews
[Complete] Naraku accidentally places a wish upon the jewel destroying himself and changing Kagome's destiny, and needs for survival, forever.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,818 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - [Kagome H., Sesshomaru] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 6,470 - Follows: 6,573 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Paw Prints On My Heart by Alexis St. Claire reviews
What would happen if Bella didn't jump and Edward didn't come back. Bella and Jacob are JUST friends, then Jacob goes all werewolf and imprints on Bella. I suck at summaries, so please don't let this have any effect on your opinion of the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Jacob
About Mother's Pies by rodeo-duck reviews
In which Harry and Cedric steal away their morning breakfast and nobody seems to care. [Cedric x Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
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mates reviews
this is a creature!harry story i hope you like it no good with summaries this is slash and there is a pole on my profile R&R M for language nudity and inuendo's NOW BETA'D full authors note on things you need to know now on third chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Ka and Umi challenge
it explains when you read :P
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 6/9/2012
Harry Narra reviews
another challenge hope more people actually respond to this one
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
Harry Inzuka Challenge reviews
this is a challenge for everybody look inside for it
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
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