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Author has written 81 stories for T.U.F.F. Puppy, Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, Over the Hedge, Princess and the Frog, Madagascar, Gravity Falls, Wreck-It Ralph, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Epic, and Lego Movie.
Name: Wouldn't you like to know you freaky stalkers? (Seriously! That's my name! Just kidding.)
Age: 215 (I'm a VAMPIRE!)
Location: Vampire Mountain
Favorites List (All time favorites on categories with multiple things are in bold)
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Shows: T.U.F.F. Puppy, Spongebob Squarepants, The Middle, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, The Fairly Odd Parents, Gravity Falls, World's Dumbest..., Avatar: The Last Airbender, Storage Wars, Modern Family, Undercover Boss, The Simpsons, Impractical Jokers
Favorite Movies: Tangled, Harry Potter, Ewok Adventures, How to Train your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, The Princess and the Frog, Wall-E, Madagascar, The Avengers, Wreck it Ralph, Epic, Anastasia, Mulan, Frozen, THE LEGO MOVIE, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hercules, Big Hero 6, Face/Off, Rise of the Guardians
Favorite Actors: Jack Black, Chris Pratt, Ty Burrell
Favorite Actress: Emma Watson, Angelina Jolie, Amanda Seyfried
Favorite Comedian: Brian Regan
Favorite Resteraunt: Olive Garden
Interests: Cooking, Singing, Acting, Writing, Hanging out with friends, Computers, Movies, Going on adventures
Favorite Sports: Baseball, Basketball, Swimming
Favorite Music Artists: Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Rascal Flatts, One Direction, Phil Collins, Hillsong, P!nk, Sam Tsui
Favorite YouTube videos: ASDF Movies, NigaHiga, Pokemon Real Life, Potter Puppet Pals, Klay World, Animat's Reviews, Honest Trailers, Nostalgia Critic, Charlie The Unicorn, Everything Wrong With..., TheMysteriousMrEnter, A Dose of Buckley
Favorite Candy: Chocolate Frogs, Baby Bottle Pop, Kit Kat, x10 etc.
Favorite Games: LIFE, Quidditch, Nintendogs, Animal Crossing, Epic Mickey, Bingo (virtual), Sims 3, Pokémon, Clue, Monopoly, Dragon's Lair
Favorite Couples (the lists got confusing): Dipper X Wendy (Gravity Falls), Ted X Audrey (The Lorax) Naveen X Tiana (The Princess and the Frog), Larten Crepsley X Arra Sails (Cirque Du Freak), Blu X Jewel (Rio), Peeta X Katniss (The Hunger Games), Aang X Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Rapunzel X Flynn/Eugene (Tangled), Tony X Pepper (Iron Man/Avengers), Ralph X Older Vanellope (Wreck It Ralph) Anastasia X Dimitri (Anastasia), Hiccup X Astrid (How to Train Your Dragon), Nod X M.K. (Epic), Kristoff X Anna (Frozen), Emmet X Wyldstyle/Lucy (The Lego Movie), Po X Tigress (Kung Fu Panda), Dudley X Kitty (TUFF Puppy), Hercules X Meg (Hercules) Hiro X Gogo (Big Hero 6), Jack Frost X Tooth Fairy (Rise of the Guardians)
Couples I HATE: Po x Song (IT WAS ONE FREAKIN' TIME! I counted Po x Tigress moments in the just the MOVIES, and it went into DOUBLE DIGITS!) Tigress x Tai Lung (Don't they kind of HATE each other?) Kitty x Chameleon (:P) Po x Viper (Don't get me wrong, Viper is great, but Po belongs with Tigress) Dudley with anyone else but Kitty (that includes "Fifi Oui Oui" *vomit*) Robbie x Wendy (Robbie is a jerk) Dipper x Mabel (I wouldn't mind this so much if they weren't BROTHER AND SISTER!) Darren Shan X Larten Crepsley (GROSS! Mr. Crepsley is over 100 years older than him! Not to mention they are more like a father and son duo, which I LOVE about them by the way.) Darren Shan X Debbie Hemlock (Darren could do WAAAAAAAAAAY better!) Hans x Anna (I knew from the second I saw Hans that he wasn't right for Anna. Something else (which I can't say because it would spoil the movie) proved this even more. KRISTOFF ALL THE WAY!) Gale x Katniss (They just don't work! TEAM PEETA!) Hiro X Tadashi (What is WRONG with you people?!)
Favorite Books: A Child Called It, The Lost Boy, Royally Crushed, The Calvin and Hobbes Series, Garfield, The Shadow Club, Drums Girls and Dangerous Pie, The Hunger Games, Cirque Du Freak, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
My Motto: Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's footprints on the moon!
Favorite Song: Do you REALLY want me to go through my ENTIRE IPod?
Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
4/5/13- IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!
When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked ...him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your profile (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
The battle is not ours
I will not be afraid
Copy and Paste this to your profile if you believe in God and know he is always at your side!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."
He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."
I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
STUPID LABELS ON PRODUCTS!
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... it's a bit late for that!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Harry Potter Toy Broom: "This broom does not actually fly." (Ditto to the last comment.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)
On an Unknown Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (But it tastes so GOOD!)
On Nabiso Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap. (THAT explains why it wouldn't come out!)
On a 500 piece puzzle: Some assembly required. (Isn't that the whole point?)
(Feel free to add your own below this)
That girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. That boy you just tripped for laughs? His parents hit him everyday. That boy you just teased calling him a crybaby? His mom is dying. Copy and Paste onto your profile this if you're against bullying.
Put Your Name Next to Mine Once You've Copy and Pasted: LexisTexas2000, KungFuPanadaFanatic, dizzyizzy9000, edger230
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
D* put this
R* on your
E* page if you
A* prefer your
S* over reality
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go,
but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun
he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun
from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy
that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend,
that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister
that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother
that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends
that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first
I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers
I won't show up for class
And never to forget this
and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me
no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others,
mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors
I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor
trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying
with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember
I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could
when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry
but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
You Know You’re a Kung Fu Panda Fan if:
You’ve wanted to be a Kung Fu master ever since the first movie
On rainy days, you try to master Inner Peace
You have a group of five friends that you call the “Furious Five” and you’re the “Dragon Warrior”
Every time you make a winning move in a game or a fight you say “Skadoosh!”
You’ve replaced “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” with “Team Tigress” or “Team Song” (TEAM TIGRESS!)
You’re favorite animal has been the panda ever since the first movie
You’ve replaced the holiday Christmas or Hanukah with The Winter Festival
Your motto is “There are no accidents.”
You cried when Master Oogway died
And finally… you're practically counting down the days till the third movie!
Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230
You Know You're a Wreck It Ralph Fan if:
You never pull the plug on your video game outlets or chargers
You build block or LEGO towers just to say "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" and then you do
If you rebuild the tower, before you do, you say "I can fix it!"
If you see a bug near you, no matter what kind, you scream "CYBUG!" and either crush or run away from it
When you make gingerbread men, you try your best to make it look like Vanellope
If anyone asks you to play Candyland, you say, "Don't you mean Sugar Rush?"
When you reach King Candy in Candyland, you scream "IT'S TURBO!" and smash him with your fist while pretending to be Ralph
You call your best friend 'Stinkbrain'
When you make soda geysers, you call yours Diet Cola Mountain
And finally... when your friends have to leave you sing "When can I see you again?"
Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230
You Know You're a Fan of "The Lego Movie" if:
You've bought at least one of their Lego sets by now
You're dying to become a Master Builder and are trying to train yourself to do so
You've started playing with Legos like a kid again
You're careful in handling you're Lego person figurines, for fear that they might secretly be alive
You never use the instructions anymore and just build whatever comes to mind
You call all types of glue "Kragle" and the cap is called the "Piece of Resistance"
You're trying to find out where you can get an actual Double Decker Couch, or trying to build one yourself
You can't look at Taco Tuesday as something good anymore
You stare at the clouds all the time looking for Cloud Cuckoo Land
And finally... when someone asks you how things are going, you sing: "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!"
Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230
Friends and Best Friends:
FRIENDS: Will help me when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will bail me out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me kidnap the band.
FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mr.'' or ''Mrs.''
BEST FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad'' or by their first name.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.
FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Best Friends are FOREVER!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, cutiekatec, captainameliagirl, edger230
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Gosh, now I'm scared, so here it is
They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT! There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!
Guys NEED to know this...;
When we walk away form you, mad
When we stare at your mouth
When we push or hit you
When we start cursing at you
When we're quiet
When we ignore you
When we pull away
When you see us at our worst
When you see us start crying
When you see us walking
When we're scared
When we lay our head on your shoulder
When we steal your favorite hat
When we tease you
When we don't answer for a long time
When we look at you with doubt
When we say that we like you
When we grab at your hands
When we 'Accidentally' bump into you
When we tell you a secret
When we look you in the eyes
When we miss you
When you break our heart
When we say its over
Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.
When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go
When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 years later we'll remember you
Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us
Call us before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat us like we're all that matters to you.
Tease us and let us tease you back.
Stay up all night with us when we're sick.
Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give us the world.
Let us wear your clothes.
When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.
Let us know we're important.
Kiss us in the pouring rain.
When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Things you just don't do, or ask the people in Kung Fu Panda 1 or 2
If Mantis ever gets a girlfriend, don't walk by and say, "Can't wait for the funeral."
Don't take Viper's ribbon, just don't.
Don't see how big a fish you can stuff in Crane's mouth.
Don't tie Monkey's tail in a knot, or to anything.
Don't lock Shifu in a cage with a hungry Po.
Don't try to get Po on a diet.
Don't give Tigress cat-nip. (though, a kung fu master high on cat-nip would be quite amusing...)
Don't video tape Tigress when she is high on catnip.
Don't taunt one of the wolf warriors with a steak, and a bone.
Don't let Viper anywhere near Harry Potter.
Don't let Viper anywhere near the croc hunter dude. though he died some years ago. :(
If Po and Tigress ever become more then 'friends' don't talk about the predator differences between a tiger, and a panda
Hide your cookies in a sealed metal box, or you will find a nervous panda munching them the next morning
Don't cover everything on the training course in butter
Don't tell Po's dad to make 'duck noodle soup' to much of a resemblance
If he does make duck soup, run away with your new knowledge of a cannibalistic goose in the Valley of Peace
The Darren Shan Pledge
I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out
I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about
I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake
I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take
I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg
I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg
I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool
I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool
I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill
I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill
I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo
I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew
I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map
I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap
I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath
I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath
I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then
Even in death may they be triumphant. Amen!
If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148, crazyvi, Pheek, timelordsapprentice, Video/GamingFreak1213, Sebman32, Chirst's Disciple, edger230
If you HATE HATE HATE HATE I mean freaking HATE Eric the water delivery guy copy this to your profile
I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile.
If you, like me, are addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you HATE HATE HATE HATE child abuse copy this into your profile!
If you are NUTS about Po and Tigress romance fanfics copy this into your profile!
If you think Tigress looked SO CUTE as a baby copy this into your profile!
If you can't go a half an hour without singing to yourself (unless you're sleeping) copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU THINK DORA IS EVIL AND A MURDERER AND HAS HER OWN RATED R T.V. SHOW,PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Toothless the dragon)
If you think Tigress and Po should get together in Kung Fu Panda 2 copy this into your profile!
If you believe that Po and Tigress will get together in Kung Fu Panda 3, Copy and Paste this into your profile!
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
If you love when it snows, copy and paste this to your profile.
If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten something you posted on your profile and posted it again copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten something you posted on your profile and posted it again copy and paste this to your profile
If you love DRAGONS copy this onto your profile
If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile
Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? If you are the king/queen of being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a werid laugh copy this to your profile
If you ever just singed out loud for no reason copy this to your profile
If you were invisible for a day and you would mess with your enemies copy this to your profile
If you LOVE loopholes, copy this onto your profile
If, after seeing Wreck It Ralph, you can never say the word 'duty' with a straight face anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wanted or still want to jump into the screen of Wreck It Ralph, destroy the other racer's karts for bullying Vanellope, push them into the mud, threaten to do it again if they ever bully Vanellope again, and go back to the real world before the Devil Hounds can catch you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Ralph and Vanellope would make the cutest couple ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Jawbreaker (Ralph x Vanellope) and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Larten Crepsley still lives on in you, copy and paste this to your profile
If Darren Shan (the character) still lives on in you, copy and paste this to your profile
If, while reading the Cirque Du Freak book series, you were waiting for Mr. Crepsley to call Darren his son or for Darren to call Mr. Crepsley his father, copy and paste this to your profile
If you cried at the end of the Cirque Du Freak series, copy and paste this to your profile
If, after you finished the Cirque Du Freak series, you felt like you were losing a bunch of good friends, copy and paste this to your profile
If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile!
If you can't go one day without singing or humming "Let It Go" to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you can't go one day without singing or humming "Everything Is Awesome" to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you think it would be super awesome to be a Master Builder, copy and paste this to your profile!
If all you wanted to do when meeting Baymax in Big Hero 6 was give him a big hug, copy and paste this to your profile!
To honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions (Damn fricken terrorists), ANMProductions (How in the HELL do you lose to a terrorist with a tiny little BOX CUTTER!) Dracula X (God bless America), Dark Maiden95 (I can't believe anyone would do something so horrible!), Kuro Rotasu (may those that lost their lives that day, find peace in heaven), Skipper917, Liliana Dragonshard, edger230 (Please God, take care of these people in Heaven)
"Now let me turn the tables, and talk to you
I had a dream, but you're the reason that it's coming true
Yeah, I've had some dark days when the sun don't shine
But you always reminded me that I would be fine
'Cause when no one else cared, you believed in my vision
Now I got an army coming with me on my mission
I thank God for all of you, every single night
'Cause believe it or not, you saved my life."
If this is what you would say to all of your fans, copy and paste this to your profile!
Thanks to the authors who favorited me this year!
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