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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Done writing... reading some fanfics once in a while...

Anyone know of some great saints row ones?

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stand at the abyss, you fall to your knees by a0novel0idea reviews
Tobias leaves more behind in Abnegation than just his father. When his sister follows in his footsteps, he does what he can to keep her in Dauntless and out of others' hands. Eric/OFC
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,530 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/10 - [Eric, OC] [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.]
The Transfer by trenchcoatedslytherin reviews
One choice is all it takes to change your life. This is the tale of Four's younger sister, Alyssa "Liss" Eaton, and her one choice.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/30 - [Eric, OC] Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Meeting the Dursleys by WordsReverything reviews
In preperation for Harry and Ginny's wedding everyone had agreed that the Dursleys should be invited; along with an invitation to stay at the Burrow. How will the Dursleys cope in the wizarding world? More importantly how will the Weasleys manage? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Son of Lord Voldemort by shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,301 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Son of Death At Hogwarts by JackBunjeeKiki reviews
Harry's 6th Year at Hogwarts isn't going as well as he'd like it to. Slughorn, Voldemort and a weird new student called Nico di Angelo all add up to a massive headache for the BWL. What he doesn't know is this is just the calm before the storm. Can Harry manage to trust Nico when he needs his help most, even if he doesn't want to accept the possibility of another life lost?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,663 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Nico A.
Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend by SideshowStarlet reviews
Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. May add more oneshots or leave as is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,730 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,498 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A New Life at Hogwarts by xxbabydragonxx reviews
What was happening to Draco was wrong and now Danielle was being given a chance to make a difference. She was being given an opportunity to save someone's life. The war had started and Danielle couldn't, in good consciousness, stand by and let Draco Malfoy be the first casualty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 288,254 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Draco M., OC
Forever by accioswiftgames reviews
(SPOILERS FOR ALLEGIANT YES EVEN THE SUMMARY IS A SPOILER SO DO NOT READ AHEAD IF YOU HAVE NOT READ ALLEGIANT) This is a one-shot of what happens to Tris in the afterlife. It's kind of a happy ending, and a continuation of Allegiant. Because I believe that everyone should get their happy ending. Especially Fourtris. (I kinda suck at summaries but that's the basic gist of it)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] Natalie Prior - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Darkness Beckons by Alive at Midnight reviews
Harry has a prophecy to fulfill, but he has plans of his own. How will he deal with a Dark Lord, a Head Girl, AND his N.E.W.T.s? AU, Slytherin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
His Daughter by Hermione-Hermyown reviews
Long ago Tom fell in love with a beautiful young woman. Out of their love came the birth of a daughter that Tom, now known as Lord Voldemort, didn't want. Afraid of loosing her daughter the woman left her at an orphanage hoping for her safty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., OC
Windchaser by Nathair Bhinse reviews
What happens when Harry Potter wakes up during his summer at Private Drive with a different face, the face of his enemy? What happens when he discovers he has been living someone else's life for fourteen years? 'More Summary inside'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Tom R. Jr.
Lord Jackson by Jacob Lupo reviews
When Percy accepted their offer to be a god, he thought things would be easier. But now all hell is breaking loose and Percy's stuck right in the middle of it again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Son of the Underworld by ncalkins reviews
What if Percy was the son of Hades? What if Poseidon never broke the oath? What if Grover was never Percy's friend? What if Percy was an outcast among humans and demigods a like, how would he servive? Read to find out! OOC, and AU Working on chapter 6: 48 pages on openoffice and 15084 words.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hades, Percy J.
This Is War by Draco Malfoy is Blonde reviews
RE-WRITE IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secret Dream by RiseOfTheLemming reviews
Life is complicated. Maiyah Call knows that better than anyone. A split second decision can mean the difference between a whole lot of heartache and a happily ever after, but will Maiyah realise before it's too late? Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,718 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Paul
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Somewhere in Time by Stelra Etnae reviews
Teddy Lupin and Lily Luna Potter travel back in time to 1977 due to a broken timeturner. Is this a blessing or a curse? How are they going to get back before they mess up the timeline? Or perhaps the real question is, will Teddy want to leave? Teddy is 17, Lily is 7. Marauders era. Some JP/LE, one-sided SS/LE, and RL/NT. OoTP in later chapters. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,691 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Remus L., Teddy L., Lily Luna P.
Revengeful Heart by TakesInLight reviews
He left his biological parents and his BWL twin brother in order to achieve his potential. Years later, they reunite. However this story has no happy ending - at least not for the Potters. Dark!Harry Krum!Harry Durmstrang!Harry Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Saint's Resurrection by Shadow182 reviews
Sequel to BoaS. Spanning the entire epic of Saints Row 2, follows the Boss as she rises to reclaim her city, facing newer, deadlier enemies. Final Chapter posted!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 235,999 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
When Two Become One by PotterFrost reviews
Fem!Harry. Taking place during the GoF. Havana Potter is friends with Fred Weasley. And that's that, right? Wrong. Complications ensure and things will most likely never be the same at Hogwarts. Secret schemes and secret loves. Fem!Harry/Fred and one sided Fem!Harry/Draco...maybe one sided maybe not? Read and REVIEW to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Fred W.
Back in their Day by BlackToWhite reviews
Harry travels back to the year 1977, where he teaches DADA at Hogwarts - to his parents. Will he change everything for good? Or will he create the future as he knows it through his actions? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Everlasting Devotion by Ouaysis reviews
"...she's your daughter." Those were words Sirius Black never thought he'd hear; especially not from his ex-girlfriend and the one girl he'd ever truly loved. Now he's forced to change his world for a tiny bundle of blankets and face responsibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,313 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Once Upon a Starry Night by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars."-Ralph Waldo Emerson. A Sirius-raises-Harry-Story. AU. alive!Marlene, non-imprisoned!Sirius. Sirius x Marlene, James x Lily, Remus x Dorcas, Eventual Remus x Tonks. R&R! Chapter 15 Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,747 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sirius B., Marlene M.
Nico di Angelo and the Chamber of Secrets by MissSwissish reviews
Nico is back, and he's on the hunt for horcruxes. But when the Chamber of Secrets is opened, and the monster set free, what will the Son of Hades choose, his mission, or his friends?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,460 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Just so Long and Long Enough by QuillInkAndParchment reviews
Shay Morse works for the Ministry of Magic, breeding and training winged horses. She soon receives a request to work in Romania with the dragon reserve, in an effort to change taming methods. Eventual Charlie Weasley/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,922 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Safe and Sound by ItsAllMyPov reviews
The Cullens had always been a mystery to Forks High School; they were anti social. All except one Cullen, Khloe Cullen, this is her story of Life, Love, and how to survive it all. Alec Volturi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,478 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Alec
Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Ghost King by TheLiesBehindTheTruth reviews
Nico, Annabeth, Percy, Travis, and Connor are sent to Hogwarts to protect it from Voldemort. They are supposed to blend in and hide thier powers. Easy, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Nico A.
Moving On by The Unusual Suspect reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between his two best friends which leaves him in tatters. He then happens to meet a certain Slytherin witch. *Story now restarted after a break*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,051 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Her Precious Peacock by Mrs Bella Riddle reviews
Nagini longs for her peacock, but, tragically, he does not feel the same. Crack. Nagini/Peacock, Lucius/Peacock and Voldemort/Nagini
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Nagini, Lucius M. - Complete
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts.Dark!Harry Mentor!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,300 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rusted Swords by ForsakenFoundling reviews
When Lily and James Potter were killed, Harry's twin was called the BWL and sent to live with Sirius. Harry is then left in the 'care' of the Dursleys, where he suffers for years before running away and joining a dangerous organization. AU Assassin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Hogwarts Reads Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend by SideshowStarlet reviews
Umbridge comes across a copy of the fic "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" and, believing it contains valuable information about the BWL, forces Hogwarts to listen to a reading of it. School-wide snarking and an unusual coming-out ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Silent Screams Are the Loudest by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
While Harry deals with the painful emotional aftermath of the 3rd task of the TriWizard Tournament, his twin sister, Morgan, deals with the physical scars left from a critical illness. Mute!Harry and sick!OFC. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Growing up in Romania by LORDVOLDEMORT31 reviews
What happens if Sirius rescues Harry from Godric's Hallow? He takes Harry to the only family he has... Harry's grandparents
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,769 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P.
Friendguard by Sarah Jo Dantess reviews
Lily has been a lifeguard at her neighborhood pool for the past few summers. What will happen when she and James cross paths in the summer before 7th Year? What will happen when Lily's skills come in handy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Proposal by CJHKidx reviews
ONE-SHOT! It was a cold February 14th. The setting snow was slowly melting away, trying to get ready for a beautiful sunny spring. 2002 was already proving to be one of the best years, so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Proclivity of Death by Ouaysis reviews
Nico di Angelo isn't an easy person to be around. But when his father takes the girl he doesn't want to admit he's in love with, he's forced to confront his father, his fears, and his heart. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
The HalfBlood Slytherin by Evil Unicorn Overlord reviews
Nico Di Angelo is enrolled at Hogwarts, by request of the gods. The son of Hades must survive through the Golden Trios sixth year, without having a nosy Hermione find out his secret, hurting and annoying Draco. But could the cold son of Hades find love?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Luna L., Nico A. - Complete
Why I Hate Twilight So Much by ReginaRheims7711 reviews
A poem about Twilight made by famous Harry Potter himself!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012
Sword of the Ancients by fishcakesinpajamas reviews
After a ridiculous summer Harry has decided to change.However the change in not only his physical appearance, but also his magic, makes higher powers notice that a new candidate has risen from the shadows, and a new wielder for the sword has been chosen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 251 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Nico di Angelo and the Philosopher's Stone by MissSwissish reviews
The Philosopher's Stone's creation is an insult to Hades. Therefore when it's safety is questioned, everyone's favourite Ghost King is sent to have it destroyed. How will Hogwarts cope with a moody demigod as a pupil?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Only an Elite can hold her Feet by This is Awkward reviews
Bella, a cheerleader with a dream meets Edward, another cheerleader with a MUCH different dream and reasoning for being on one of America's best squads...but when their worlds are combined,can the two learn to be civil to each other 5 hrs a day...or more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Potato Potter Mismatched but Magical by Juniper Laurel reviews
What if...the cast of Harry Potter were all vegetables? What insanity would unfold at the Frogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchery? Rated 'cause I'm phobic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P.
The B tch gets owned by xenathefanwarrior reviews
Umbrige gets her butt kicked by a pissed off Potter and a bowl of noodles. T cause I fuckin' love noodles. and I'm nervous and everything. Summary sucks, read it and you get a cookie. Review for a cake..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Fact and Fallacy by ForsakenFoundling reviews
Ashton Potter, the BWL, has failed to live up to the expectations of the wizarding world. Seems Dumbledore vouched for the wrong twin. Now years of searching for Harry are negated as the very wizard they are looking for transfers into Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P.
Father Dearest by KatieArtemis reviews
When Kronos stirred, Hades was the only one who couldn't escape. Thank the Gods at least one relative didn't leave him alone with that freak. Rated T for language, past BOTL, before TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hades, Kronos - Complete
The Proper Care and Handling of Harry by DukeBrymin reviews
Everyone knew not to disturb Harry when he was upset. Well, almost everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Ten Years Later by kipler reviews
At 21, Harry Potter's life is good. But an invitation to his muggle school reunion comes and reminds him that life wasn't always this way. He and Ginny go, and together they meet old bullies, revisit old memories, and still manage to have a good time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Dead Star by SokkasFirstFangirl reviews
No-one in Gryffindor ever became friends with Sirius because he was a Black. Isolated, neglected and bullied Sirius decides to end it all when he is thriteen and kills himself. WARNINGS: Character Death! Rated T to be safe! AU ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sirius B.
Serpent's Son by LostheRed19 reviews
Sirius Black, loyal servant of the Dark Lord, kidnaps Harry Potter from Number 4, Privet Drive and raises him as his son. Renamed Janus Black and touting Pureblood ideology, how does the Harry Potter world change? Co-written wtih Discordia19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,576 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Elevator Ride by thejordanandhervices reviews
So far it's a three-shot. Nico and Hades' elevator ride to Olympus./ Nico accidentally sees Hercules the Disney movie./ Percy sees a commercial for Intuniv, the ADHD medicine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
Smashing News by ThePinkMoonPlatoon reviews
Sirius, Remus and Tonks are chilling in the kitchen, until Sirius has to go and bloody spoil it! Disclaimer: All Rowling's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
What Actually Happened by xenathefanwarrior reviews
When Harry's name comes out of the cup, he decided he doesn't want to do the tournament. Just for fun and horribly written, but R&R anyway! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What I'm waiting for by FrancieskaMarion reviews
Annabeths life after Percy tragicly dies in battle. Read and Reveiw!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,658 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Reliving Adventures: The Last Olympian by agent iz hyper reviews
Jason, Piper and Leo want to know what happened in the last war - what did Percy do exactly, to make him so popular? So Apollo drops in and hands Rachel The Last Olympian for the trio, Rachel, Annabeth, Connor, Travis, Jake Mason, and Thalia to read. / Abandoned. Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jason G., Leo V.
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Azkaban: Marauder Style by x Dark Lady x reviews
Sentenced to Azkaban for murdering Quirrell, Harry bands together with Sirius and later, Ginny, to bring the weirdest, most unqiue Azkaban story. With all those Quidditch posters in their cell, Albus won't know what hit him. It's Azkaban...Marauder Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Ferret and the Weasel by Phoenix Soar reviews
Draco Malfoy will do anything to win over Harry Potter's heart, even if it means having to "befriend" Ron Weasley first. Too bad his new attitude and attempts to get close to Ron keep giving the red-head constant heart attacks ... Implied Draco/fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
Howling At the Moon by MsPiyaah reviews
Harry lost more than his parents that fateful Halloween night; he lost his humanity as well. Raised by Remus and Sirius in America, what happens when he returns to Britain years later, prepared to face his destiny and defeat the Dark Lord. Eventual H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Remember, Bastards by cupidity11 reviews
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" You bastards…why can't you remember? Why can't you remember me? -very short- Experiemental.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Screwy Dewey by BlistersOnMyFingers reviews
When the American Institution for Elementals is destroyed by Death Eaters, a few of the kids, including James Potters eccentric twin sister Dewey, are sent to Hogwarts. Oh, Godric, this will be interesting. SB/OC JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Charms and Potions and Babies, Oh My! by DukeBrymin reviews
Eavesdropping can be either good or bad: good if you find out some blackmail material, but very bad if your name is Ron Weasley, and you hear your sister and your best mate discussing potions and charms and babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Starlight: The Legacy of Helios and Selene by xlightningz reviews
When Helios and Selene faded, Artemis and Apollo drove their chariots, but the full power of the sun and moon was hidden for two non-immortals to find. Full Summary Inside. Percy and Thalia as main characters, but not a romance story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G.
The Feast of Fools by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
It's Fred and George's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Wolf and the Doe by myrrhmonkey96 reviews
One afternoon is all it takes for Remus Lupin's life to come crashing down. With his friends now shunning him, he is sure his life's just become a living hell. But in this newfound solitude comes a chance at the girl he has loved for years- Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Unintended Consequences by sbmcneil reviews
When Ron and Harry got into their fight while out hunting Horcruxes, Hermione ran after Ron leading to some unintended consequences. Even with the best of intentions, things can still go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,597 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Lily is heartbroken. Her boyfriend has just dumped her and Lily is going to spend all day in bed. This is avoided because she has a Sassy Gay Friend. I own nothing. It all belongs to someone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter, How It SHOULD End by allreader reviews
Harry Potter dies!Boohoohooo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Oh My God! by BoxOfScraps reviews
You killed Kenny! Oh wait...he's right there, never mind.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
My Slytherin Harry by hermyd reviews
If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Finally, His Mother by DukeBrymin reviews
Molly considers Harry's role in Ginny's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
The Under Used Pun by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
I got sick of the "You're not Sirius, I am!" jokes that people put into their stories, so after finding an awesome pic, I wrote a story with a different pun. It turned out rather funny! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
To Catch A Thief by Must-Have-Books92 reviews
She was a worl-renowned thief. He was a FBI agent.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Trip to London with Consequences by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Minerva McGonagall notices a small black cat taking a nap at an unfortunate spot; moreover, the cat doesn't smell like a real cat but rather seems to be an Animagus. Set when Harry is seven; Completely AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry, MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
A Different Reality: Returning by OmegaPotter reviews
Events can affect people in different ways, their personalities changed, what effect would this have? What could cause two people to leave everyone & everything they knew behind for 16 years? What could make them come back and what effects could this have
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Digging his Own Grave by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Ron is very jealous of Harry, so jealous that he tries to make him ill. Unfortunately, he succeeds but with what consequences for himself? Set in third year. Completely AU, Snape slightly OOC, evil!Ron. Sick!Harry. Originally meant as a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
His Sacrifice by Tai94 reviews
Songfic. Hadrian, the wrong BWL, reflects on how much Harry had helped him through the years at his brothers funeral and regrets that he had never shown Harry how much he had been appreciated. Song: Wind beneath my wings. May or may not be a prelude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Rosalie: FHS Cheerleader by Team Rosalie reviews
Esme and Carlisle force Rosalie to do something for punishment. The Result? Meet Forks High's newest cheerleader, Rosalie Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rosalie
Making a Difference by Boreder reviews
The traditional "Harry goes to 1977 to teach his parents DADA". Features a rather powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P.
The Sorting Hat's Headache by Healer Pomfrey reviews
The Sorting Hat has a headache. "Leave me in peace, Albus," he growled. "I'm on strike today." Unfortunately, it's just before Harry's Sorting, and the Hat is really in a bad mood. Totally stupid drabble, completely AU. Characters: Hat, Fawkes, Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Complaints Against Umbridge by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In spite of feeling ill Harry has to serve detention with Professors Umbridge and Snape. What'll happen if he arrives for his detention with the Potions Master at two o'clock in the morning? Completely AU from the middle of book 5, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tampons by katie.eats.kids reviews
When James finds a package that Katie received of female hygiene products from her mother by owl, hell ensues. One-shot, no romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - OC, James P. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Interventions by w1n5t0n reviews
Ron goes to Godric's Hollow to mourn the death of a friend, but has an unexpected visitor:Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Spare Change by Sparkly Red Slippers reviews
Harry and Teddy have fun at the Laundromat. Teddy is a Toddler
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
A Happy Family by Gondegoogoo reviews
What if it was all peaceful and Severus had married Lily instead? This is a minor Sevitus one-shot featuring two of the most important events of their lives: their son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 698 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 610 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Teaching Harry by Herm-Own-Ninny879 reviews
It's James and Lily's first year as parents. Parents always teach their kids something, right? So, as Lily goes shopping alone one day, she gives James a job: teaching Harry his first word, with help from Sirius and Remus. Who said that was easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight reviews
Contains counter-attacks to reasons why Twilight is better than HP, Twilight bashing jokes, and facts towards HP V. Twilight. I accept flames. Now featuring V.S! I USED TO BE OLLIZLE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete