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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Aren't I adorable as a Lunaii doll? Now if only I can find out how to actually get my bangs like that, instead of just straight.

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I am on the Road to Nirvana, steadily making my way toward the dream of a clean, troll-and-Mary-Sue-free Fanfiction.Net. All are welcome, and the vision knows no bounds, so please PM the Road to Nirvana and join today!

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My name is… not important at the moment. If you've seen my earlier profile, then you know my first name. That's fine, as long as you don't try to internet-stalk me. Some of you might know my middle and last names from my SYOCs or whatever. If you do, then, once again, just don't stalk me and we'll be fine. There are a few things about me that you need to know if you wish to communicate with me.
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1. I do, to say it bluntly, love One Direction.

Yes, I might mention them once or twice in my stories, but I am not the type to shove my beliefs, ideas, or obsessions down peoples' throats. I find that irritating, especially when it concerns religion, because I have met people too ignorant to have brains. Have you ever heard a person say that even people of other religions should believe in and respect Jesus? I do believe in him, but I also believe in rationality and individuality.

"I may not agree with what you say but I will defend 'till the death your right to say it." Voltaire.

As shown above, I may not agree with a single thing you say, but as a human being, you have all right to say it. I might argue with you and want you to take back what you said, but I am not in any position of power to throw you in jail for it, nor would I if I were in said position. Which brings me to my next point.

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2. My brain is a scattered mess, and I get off track a lot—more often than not.

As you can see, I started the last point off talking about One Direction. I completely digressed on that one. But I usually only steer off track in the case of idle chit-chat, or when I feel there is an urgent point to be made. If I am discussing something extremely serious or I have nothing else on my mind (which is a rare occurrence), then I will stay on the topic and only the topic.

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3. I believe in peoples' rights.

I believe people are allowed to speak their mind, as long as it is within reason. This is a very delicate subject, so I shall refer to point number one. I might not agree with you, but I believe you have your rights.

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4. I am a complete Grammar Nazi.

Ask anyone in my day-to-day life. Improper grammar and punctuation just drive me up the wall. I know that no one is perfect, and I know that there is such a thing as human error, but here is what I also know: There are free spell checking sites, built-in spellcheckers, betas, and, um, reading over it yourself. There is absolutely NO excuse for not even trying. So let's have a little lesson here (Also, please ignore the categorization, because the author is slightly OCD):

4-1-1. Your- A pronoun used when speaking about possession: "That's your candy bar."

4-1-2. You're- A contraction of the two words "you" and "are": "You're a jerk." Yes, the prior does look less strange, but that doesn't matter.

4-2-1. Then- A transition word used to tell what happens next: "And then he said…"

4-2-2. Than- A comparative word; used to compare two things: "You're older than me," or, "There are more than seven billion people on earth."

4-3-1. There- A place: "He's over there."

4-3-2. Their- A possessive pronoun: "Where's their dog?"

4-3-3. They're- A contraction of the words "they" and "are": "They're twin sisters."

I'll stop there, because I'm getting thoroughly bored. If you need more tips, such as on punctuation, or more spelling/grammar tips, or even if you just need a beta, then PM me.

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5. I love writing and reading writing.

I enjoy reading fanfics. GOOD fanfics. I give constructive criticism. I also flame. Unfortunately, I don't really like flaming until a story literally makes my head throb. My mother raised me to say nice things to and about people. This hasn't really stuck in real life, because face-to-face, I'm usually very blunt and to the point. If I like you enough, then I'll try to sugarcoat stuff. Though, on the internet, I think that it's best not to be a cyber bully and feel safe behind your computer screen. I'm working on flaming more. But mostly I like to give people tips because, once again, frequent grammar mistakes drive me up the wall. At the very least, I try to review every story I read, whether I like it or not. Which brings me to another point.

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6. Finally, I'm not nearly as dignified as I seem here.

I'm actually a very random, spontaneous, humorous person. I make up words and use improper grammar when I speak, which is pretty hypocritical, because I'm a Grammar Nazi. I don't really care for what's "in-style" as long as I think that it's cute. I frequent Hot Topic and also Hollister. I dress like a prep, learn and think like a nerd, and act like a dork. I want to write and act and possibly direct or produce for the rest of my life. But that's enough of my life story, because you've got enough on me to write a short, to-the-point book. And that's just the surface.

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And now, to be sure that you understand, here's a list of things that I either can't stand or that irk my nerves:

1. Grammar mistakes

2. Twilight

3. Ignorance

4. Snobs; two-dimensional people; fake people; liars; cheaters; narcissistic people

5. The word "popular" (Not in my vocabulary)

6. Vegetables (I don't care if they're healthy, they taste so freaking disgusting!)

7. Overly-sensitive people (I don't HATE people like this, but why open yourself up to be hurt so much? I opened myself up ONCE and vowed to never do it again, so I just won't understand these peope)

8. To be continued…


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Now, if you want it and you care (and I get the need to just read straight through a profile, too, so don't feel alone), how about a little history on my journey? Or at least what I remember of it…

I caught the writing bug at the tender age of eight, when I was just entering fourth grade (I started school early). Our teacher had assigned us the task of writing stories about the pictures that she had placed on our desks. I started writing and, though I soon realized just how much I hate writing by hand, I also realized that my imagination seemed bottomless (and, I'll admit, a little scattered). However I shrugged it off at the time.

Later on, I found a little blue composition book. I opened up the first page and stared at it for a moment before setting to work. I wanted to write a play and title it "Sha" (pronounced "Shay". And that rhyming idea wasn't the only sickening thing that emerged from this endeavor). For this whole back-story thing to go well, I have to be completely honest with you, so I'll tell you all of the things wrong with this "play" (or what I remember, since I lost the book).

The name of the play, "Sha", is based off of the name of the main character. The name "Sha" is actually a shortened version of my name (or, at least, the three letters in the middle of my name). Sha was a straight-A student who everybody loved. Everyone thought that she was beautiful and wanted to be her friend, except for the boys, who all wanted to be more than friends. Sha was also a rich girl with two secret-agent parents and an adorable dog and the only person who hated her was a boy named Jamie. He was a hot bad-boy-skater who made Sha's blood boil. He didn't really hate her though; no, he loved her. In the end (which I never actually got to writing, thank gozz), Sha dates Jamie and everything's hunky-dory.

BARF! Let me explain this to you, but first let me thank you for sitting through that explanation. Thank you for that, because I probably couldn't have done it. So, anyway, if you hadn't guessed, I was Sha. Or, at least, the imperfect version of her. I was a young girl and I didn't understand that my life is the way that it is and that it could totally be worse. Now that I'm more than five years older (and I don't mean that I'm any specific age, just more than five years older) I see things differently. I've gotten the straight A's that I wanted, I'm beautiful in my own opinion and others', not everyone needs to love me, not everyone needs to want to date me, I don't need to be rich, and my dad doesn't have to be here OR be a secret agent. For the record, both of my parents are alive, one just got deported.

But I STILL want a dog. (Wow. Three paragraphs on that crappy play.) So, I moved past this self-insert-Mary-Sue once I realized that the play was doomed from the start. Then, something happened. Big Time Rush hit the Nickelodeon airwaves. And I was hooked (just because I get hooked on boy bands, but don't worry. I'm over them).

So, one day, I randomly decided to Google why Kendall Schmidt always wore this brown bracelet (just because I notice things like that. BOSS). Instead of an answer coming up, I got a story on a little site known as Quizilla (I know. I'm ashamed that I ever wrote there, but everybody needs starting ground). What popped up was a story. Now, I had seen this site before, but I only used it for quizzes from TeenNick, which was still The-N at this point in time (I don't recommend going there for quizzes anymore, though. Anything, actually).

But back to the story. I read this Kendall Schmidt love story and I was cracking UP. I was laughing at every paragraph (for all of the right reasons, though; they wanted me to laugh). I branched out and read more and more BTR stories until I decided to write one of my own. I called it "Fame and Us". The central characters were me and my "fraternal twin sister" (who was actually my best friend). We were two orphans who got adopted by Kendall Schmidt's family. I won't explain this to you, since it ended up just like "Sha" (unfinished, self-insert-Mary-Sue-rich-girl-with-a-dog-who-finds-her-true-love-early type of story). The storyline was complex, but in the right hands (and my hands were not the right hands at the time, and now I just don't feel like it) it could've been a gem.

After this I wrote a series of BTR stories involving myself, but they all failed. So I eventually started writing one-shots for other people, which they loved (though they might have just been sparing a young writer's feelings when it came to the grammar; the storylines were pretty good, though). Anyway, I finally decided on one story with no real plot at all (sort of like Degrassi; just a bunch of consecutive drama). I was about to make myself the central character again, but then I decided to make an OC. Ashley Davis, my first OC ever.

Ashley, when she first started out, could've been looked at as a self-insert. She looked completely different from me with a different life and a twin sister (identical this time), but some of the more meaningless details could've labeled her as a self-insert, like how she has my last name and birthday and some of my personality traits, so let me set the record straight: I'm TERRIBLE at coming up with names. After I got the first name, I just didn't care enough to come up with a last name, so I just gave her my last name. Same thing with the birthday. Besides, it's easier to write a character who at least reminds you of yourself. As long as YOU know that they're not YOU and that you're just writing them like that so that you can understand them better, then that's fine.

So, anyway, I worked with Ashley, but I also came up with three other OCs. These OCs aren't important, since they haven't passed the test of time and were tossed. I thought about tossing Ashley, too, but I couldn't do it. Tossing your VERY first OC to the side is like burning your very first kindergarten picture; impossible, if you're sentimental like me. So I decided to keep Ashley and just distance her from myself a little more. I changed her personality even more and now she just has my loud mouth, my last name, and my sense of humor; no more, no less.

So, anyway, I got really into Percy Jackson later on and I wrote a story about that. I'll be the first to tell you, I didn't like Annabeth at first. She seemed too static to be a main character. She's still a bit of a static character in my opinion, and almost a borderline-Sue (smart, quick, strong, tough, beautiful, caring, leader, etc. She DOES have redeeming qualities, but not enough to take her out of the danger zone for me (sorry about my opinion, but I can't change it)), but I respect her more. But in the beginning, I didn't. So I thought, Why not give Percy a better girlfriend? So I did it… it was a fail. This one act of what I believed was justice (past tense) got my first OC called a Mary-Sue. So I stopped it and changed the ages of all of my OCs so that they could stay away from Percy and Annabeth.

In any case, I had this huge story before I had stopped all of that nonsense. It was called "When Paths Cross, Sparks Fly" (Ashley was and is still a daughter of Zeus ("Sparks Fly"), I just didn't justify it). So I planned to just include a few of my OCs on Percy's adventures, but for them to have their own story going on. I rewrote it at least three times before I got bored enough to drop it (sorry, Rick, but studying and keeping track of your timelines and dialogue took a toll on my motivation). I didn't know what to do, but that's changed.

I have two new PJO stories and an SYOT. I also have several extracurricular activities that stand in the way of my writing (marching band, schoolwork, community and school theater (which takes up the majority of my time), and I want to take guitar lessons); I have to keep track of my enormous family (I literally just found out that my cousin has been going to the school that I'm planning on going to next year. And she's been there for three years); oh, and I have to sleep. That's important. My mom says that I'm doing too much, but I think that I'm still fine. Anyway, that stuff stands in the way, but I still do my writing, however long it may take.

Wow, I can't believe that you've just read my life story. Thank you for being so interested in me… I think. In any case, this is the end of the story and the saddest part (YES, it's sadder than figuring out that I wrote "Sha"). I created this account a little over a year ago. When I first joined, I wasn't terrible, but there was a TON of room for improvement. There's always gonna be room for improvement, but I believe that I have closed a lot of that space in just one short year, and I love the people of FanFiction for your guides and heartwarming reviews and constructive criticism. You've helped me grow beyond compare; actually, I think that you've taught me more than all of my awesome English teachers combined.

As soon as I finish my stories, though… I'm done. I'm done writing fanfiction. Granted, I'll still come back to read and review and help all of the newer writers the way that I was helped, but I'll no longer be writing fanfiction myself. I'm currently writing a book that I've been severely neglecting, and I can't write the sequel to that book until I finish writing the original. I don't know; maybe if I get a burning idea for a one-shot, I'll post it. But if that doesn't happen, then the Publish button of my account can kiss me goodbye.

Everyone has a time when they need to move on. I moved on from Quizilla to bigger and better things, and FanFiction is about to suffer the same fate. Some people might move on later than I, but I think that it's almost my time. Just know that I love you all.

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List twelve of your favorite Hunger Games characters in no particular order.

1) Johanna

2) Gale Hawthorne

3) Prim Everdeen

4) Foxface

5) Finnick Odair

6) Katniss Everdeen

7) Haymitch Abernathy

8) Peeta Mellark

9) Beetee

10) Plutarch

11) Buttercup

12) Rue

(I'll write down who's which number, so you won't have to keep scrolling up :P)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Katniss/Buttercup? No. I might, if it isn't romance. Gross...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Foxface? Not really. I guess she was pretty in the movie, but I'm straight, so...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Rue getting Peeta pregnant? How the hell did that happen?! How did a dead girl get a boy pregnant?!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Beetee? No. There probably are some, though

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Katniss and Gale? Some people say so, but I don't believe it. It was obvious from the start that she would marry Peeta. Besides, "Ganiss"? Pronounced "Gayness?" Weird (not a homophobe). But to Ganiss shippers, don't even retort with Katniss and Peeta's name. "Peetniss". *Troll Face*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Finnick/Plutarch versus Finnick/Beetee? Neither

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Johanna/Peeta fluff? There shouldn't be!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Finnick? About three days ago. Forgot the name.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Johanna and Haymitch are in a happy relationship (ew...) until Beetee runs off with Haymitch (EW...). Johanna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Buttercup (WTF?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Katniss (I bet it was unhappy), then follows the wise advice of Finnick (Aw, Finnick, how nice) and finds true love with Rue (Finnick, you ass. You made Johanna a necrophile/pedophile!).

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Peeta and Haymith? Pfft. I'd sit down, it's expected for them to fight.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Finnick? No, because then he'd have to die, and my relative would be super sad.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd tell Peeta that if he wants to play a game with Buttercup then he doesn't have do it in a closet

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Dissing Challenge Accepted. I'd say, "Well that's why the girl you loved never loved you and was happy when you left for District Two. Ha! I turned your pain into a rhyme!" And I'd win.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Wonder aloud why everyone is a pedophile. Beetee and Prim? Really?

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Rue? I wouldn't say anything. I'd run away.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Open the door, tell Plutarch I have no weapons, and when he doesn't leave, show him that I was lying by pulling a knife on him (Just kidding *Troll Face*)

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Johanna becoming optimistic? I'd wonder how much morphling she was on at the moment

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Foxface, I'm not gay

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Katniss, most of us don't have prep teams, so give me back my brush"

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Haymitch, Beetee, and Foxface are bigger dorks than I thought... But I'm a dork too, so who cares?

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Gale and Buttercup? I'd run. I don't want to see the cat fight (ha-ha!) that breaks out when Buttercup finds out that Gale's traps blew up Prim

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CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President. (It's a popularity contest, so I'm not gonna win)
You do what’s best for everyone. (Sometimes at the cost of my feelings, but whatever)
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (I wish I could)
You swim professionally. (I'm not the best swimmer)
You hate seafood. (I'm Jamaican; if I hated seafood, I'd starve most of the time)
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are an acrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music. (If you count Paramore, which I don't :P)
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

4/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors. (Hate bugs SO much)
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist. (Not hardcore, though)
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. (Not usually, though)
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. (About half the time)
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person. (My friends say so)
You like watching wrestling. (NO! I like MMA!)
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war. (All of my favorite book series have wars, so definitely)
You don’t take crap from anybody. (I have to take it from my elders, but it makes my blood boil)
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight. (I can't just back down)
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something. (I'm impulsive XD)

5/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (I even asked for a dictionary and got it! XD)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (ONCE! It was a VERY bad year in my life and the C will haunt me forever)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (I hate politics so much, but I understand most of the cartoons)
You think it would be better if you were the President. (NEVER)
You have a huge shelf of books at home. (I have a kindle fire with e-books)
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10 (Thank you for calling me stupid, Computer)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic. (Mostly)
You are talented at drawing. (But I'm more-so talented at ceramics and painting)
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Recorder, clarinet, trombone, and I want to learn to play guitar next year)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. (I write more when I need to be distracted)

8/10 (Dang...)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters (Hunting for sport is cruel, though)

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. (I'm good, but not Hephaestus-worthy)
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie. (In drama club. I'm both in the plays and help with the sets in my spare time. Multitasking, y'all!)
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (Terrified)

1/10 (I never thought that I was a Hephaestus kid, though)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. (Guys don't usually like girls who hit harder than them, and I hit harder than a lot of people. So, no. Also, I'm a nerdy, giggly, slightly-out-of-control writer and theater kid. What boy wants to deal with that?)
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good. (After a hot day with no deodorant or perfume? Fat chance)
You never experience a bad hair day. (Never. I turn any potentially-bad-hair-day into a success. Yay me!)
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (You're kidding, right?)
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (Don't judge me. Seeing my face reminds me that I'm my own person)

2/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. (I always give their stuff back the next second, though!)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon. (I probably would be if I didn't have my leg condition)
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate. (I'm not going to lie and say that I haven't)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (My friends find this extremely irritating, but whatever)

8/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (Mostly)
You’re a foodie. (I like food! And I don't get fat, so leave me alone!)
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

5/10

(Hmm. I always thought that I was a daughter of Zeus, but I scored highest on Apollo and Hermes. *Gasp!* I have three dads!)

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Which PJO or HoO character would you play and why?

I simply adore acting and being on stage or the big screen! Based on my looks, I could play Hazel with gold contacts. No one other than that, really.


iPod Shuffle Challenge!

What will be my wedding song?

The One -Mindless Behavior (Aww! :3)

What will be my funeral song?

Hello -Mindless Behavior (I think that the proper song would be "Goodbye")

What do my parent think of me?

I Love You -Mindless behavior (Double "Aww!")

What does my BFFs think of me?

Daddy I'm a Rockstar -Cymphonique (Sorry, besties, but I'm an actress. Or maybe they're talking about how I can rap)

What do my teachers think of me?

Uh Oh -Mindless Behavior (What? I am anything but a troublemaker! My teachers love me! Mostly because they don't hear my conversations. But this is a love song, so ew)

What is my personality?

Perfect Two -Auburn (Okay, then. Who's the other person? But at least I'm perfect ;D)

Does someone like me?

Girls Talkin' Bout -Mindless Behavior (Okay. Um, EWW!!! I'm straight!)

What do the "popular" people think of me?

Price Tag -Jessie J. (WTF? I have fun! I don't only think about money!)

What do the boys think of me?

#1 Girl -Mindless Behavior (Okay then. Cool, I guess :3)

What is my soul song?

Kissing Games -Mindless Behavior (WHAT?! I haven't even had my first kiss yet! How is this my soul song?)

What describes my sister and me?

Mean -Taylor Swift (That is so untrue! That my brother and me!)

What describes my parents?

Gone -Mindless Behavior (O_O They left without telling me?)

As you can see, I listen to a lot of Mindless Behavior.

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The Camcorder by colorblinded reviews
She smiles as she digs the camcorder out of the cardboard box. She lays on the couch and sinks into the memories; her memories; their memories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 122 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Percy J.
Olympians to Students by miyame-chan reviews
The twin gods are sent to the mortal world and are supposed to act like your average teenage students until they learn to cooperate with each other. But will they be able to survive under the pressures of being a mortal student?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,115 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Artemis, Apollo
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3487 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
PJO & Friends: Why You Be Hatin? by Haha bye reviews
This where I take characters from the Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, and maybe other books and do a profile on why people don't like them and what they're accused of being. Interactive! Funny Scenarios! (Up for adoption.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011
Frozen in Fear: The Forty Ninth Hunger Games by DryBonesKing reviews
The Gamemakers have outdone themselves this time. This year's twenty four tributes better be ready. They are about to come face to face with an arena filled with traps, twists, and surprises that will leave them frozen in fear.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,623 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Mistletoe Challenge by Piper-Weasley reviews
Riley and Katelyn have decided that this Christmas they will do something different. They've decided that they'll put mistletoes all around camp. Not only that, but the hunters have decided to visit camp... Rated T for caution.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,336 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011
Awkward IMs by iluv2smile reviews
Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011
Mean Boys by RedRose900 reviews
Peeta Mellark is a hit with The Career's, the A-list guy clique at his new school, until he makes the mistake of falling for Katniss Everdeen, the ex-girlfriend of alpha Career Gale Hawthorne. Can Peeta get the girl, keep his friends and survive high school?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
More Awkward Conversations by Guinevere-Hale reviews
This is a sister story to my Two-Shot, appropritely named Awkward Conversations. Things move over to the Hades Cabin were Percy and Nico have a very interesting conversation... Please R/R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Big Brother, Baby Sister by BTRlover98 reviews
100 moments between Kendall and Katie.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kendall, Katie K.
PJO Write Letters to Fan Fiction Writers by HexMeIntoAHawthorne reviews
Percy and the others have found this website and decide to write letters to their fans explaining the truth behind camp. Read and review with a reason! This chapter is Olympic themed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Percy J.
First Kiss by Cassey68 reviews
Maya and Cam's first date and the beginning of their relationship. I am so in love with this couple! Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Campbell S., Maya M. - Complete
Nothing and Everything by mzfeistyx3 reviews
Her life was a living hell and she needed a way out of it. She needed someone to rescue her from the things she's put up with for years. Once she notices a boy who has been eyeing her for a while now, she visits his apartment room to expect the unexpected. Campbell/Maya One-shot!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Maya M., Campbell S. - Complete
Unforgettable: PJO by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Sometimes, you just have to look back on your life, and laugh. Or cry. Or both. Series of short drabbles based on prompts from family, friends, and reviewers. Chapter 10: To Tumblr and Beyond...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012
WTF by ncalkins reviews
Percy turned into a girl! WHAT! Zeus, Posiden, Hades, Apollo and Hermes are falling for her. Wait, what dose Luke and mr. D want. Please tell me Kronos stays away. Hopfuly you deside and how he would come! ooc
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Sisters of The Moon by HuntressofArtemis39 reviews
We are hunters. We laugh. We cry. We hunt. We go through a lot of stuff. Yet at the end of the day when everyone looks up into the stars we all know... We aren't just part of the hunt. We belong in the hunt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Artemis
Tired by Kick Me Awake reviews
"Oh my God! Were you cuddling me?" "Excuse me, Weasley, but I believe that you fell asleep on top of me." In which Scorpius and Rose study for NEWT's. -Rose/Scorpius- Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Everything about You by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
They thought there was nothing worse than high school; and then college came along. Now, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, and Apollo are beginning to realize that school, of any kind, is the least of their worries. Babies? Marriage? Temper tantrums? And what the heck is Hera doing to Athena? The mass confusion and evil has just begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Hall of Fame by high.fiving.jesus reviews
The moment's of glory throughout the PJO archive recorded for your leisure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Life of a Singer by MelRose520 reviews
Percy Jackson is everyone's favorite singer. But he's a total jerk and goes through assistants like crazy. Annabeth just finished college and until she gets her dream job, she needs a job. She's Percy's new assistant. How's this going to work out?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
After the War: My Version of Those 19 Years by Anna Louisa reviews
This is my version of what happened after Harry defeated Voldemort. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ DEATHLY HALLOWS! This does not follow Rowling's storyline at all, be warned! Severe OOC, don't read if you don't like. Epilogue now up, sequel to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,951 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Stars by stars shine out reviews
If Peeta is a star, and Gale is the moon, then Katniss is the sun, burning brightly. Prim's view on the great love triangle. *drabble, Katniss/Peeta
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Frustration by Ravenclaw Writer reviews
Because Travis and Katie give new meaning to the term "sexually frustrated", but it's going to take a bit for them to admit it. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
A Guide to Writing PJO Fanfiction by FreyjasThirteenth reviews
/under revamp
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,230 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011
The Fire and The Sun by Diamondsgirl101 reviews
"I am not an Aphrodite child. I have never had a major crush on a boy, let alone kissed one or anything. But this was interesting." What happens when a daughter of Apollo meets a son of Hephaestus, The Lost Hero's own Leo Valdez? Leo/OC Just after TLH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,027 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
Plans A, B, C, and D by bookloverwithninjaskills reviews
Travis needs to ask out Katie. Plans A, B, C, and D. ONE-SHot. T for cussing. Tratie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Hat monologue by Ilovepercyjacksonsomuch reviews
Annabeth's hat. Don't you want to know what goes on in it's head? do hats have heads? Read it please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Emily Z. - Complete
Not Punctuation by WhisperedSilver reviews
Annabeth takes her first step onto the path of becoming a woman...two hours after Percy falls from the St. Louis Arch. Now expanded, with a new girl every chapter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Godly Pets by sweet-lovin-zombie reviews
What if all the gods had weird pets? What if the made their children take care of them while they went on vaca? And what if the pets all had a special secret? Rated T for language: English! No, jk. I used like 1 bad word and the site got mad. Plz read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
The Gender-Bending Prank by It's An Elaborate Ruse reviews
The Stolls pull a prank. It backfires not only on them, but their friends also. Now they all are the opposite gender! Have Travis and Connor gone too far this time? Can they even reverse it? Rated T for no reason. If you like stories with Annabeth, Percy, Connor, Travis, Clarisse, and/or Nico, you'll like this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,825 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Nothing by kingofthenerdz reviews
She would never stay with him. She couldn't bare being in the same bed with him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Fear by Percabeth619 reviews
Fear, gods Annabeth had always hated that word. "Where hae you been?" Luke yelled as I walked into the cabin. He grabbed my wrist and got in my face. "I-I was talking to Silena, I lost track of time." He angrily released my arm, "You better have been..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,472 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
Percy Jackson Raps by max and me in a tree reviews
Theme raps for whatever characters that you want! Demeter, Ethan Nakamura, and Travis are done... who's next?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011
Elle A Tout Ce Que Nous Avons by Madamgirl reviews
When a new girl starts school at Webster High, she doesn't get the best reactions from Chyna and Olive.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Fletcher Q. - Complete
The Wrong Date by ArtsyAzn reviews
Slightly AU for Jason. Piper has a crush on Jason. He's almost perfect. Except for, you know, his social awkwardness. Slight drawback in talking. That all changes when Leo comes up with a personality changer, and suddenly Piper's got the wrong date.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Eli, Wait For Adam to sign out first by CDsOnTheWall reviews
This is a one shot about Eli, Adam, and Clare having a monitor to monitor about Alli going missing.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Not so different by Taylor Celeste reviews
Really, Piper is no different to Drew. She just hides it better. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Piper M., Drew T. - Complete
Maybe, If Hazel Levesque by LalaBane reviews
Sammy Valdez never did forget about Hazel Levesque. Not on his wedding day, not on the day his son was born, not when his daughter was born, not when his twin grand-daughters were born, not even when his great grand son was born.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hazel L., Sammy V. - Complete
The Troll War by The Artemis Foundation reviews
Artemis, Angel and Nessi are sick of the trolls on the PJO archive. They all want to get rid of all the trolls, but they don't know how. When Artemis loses her temper at a certain troll, chaos breaks loose. The Troll War has begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Artemis
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
LUKE CASTELLEN: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own LUKE CASTELLEN unit! To ensure that you don't end up squeezing the life out of your unit, we have provided this user manual. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Luke C. - Complete
Confessions of a PJOholic by helotastic reviews
What the title says. This is about a girl who has a severe addiction to PJO. If you're like me, you'll find a scary resemblance to her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Rules for My Baby Sister's Boyfriend by Bless the Broken Road reviews
Katie gets her first boyfriend. Naturally, Kendall makes a list of rules for this lucky guy. Sibling fic!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Katie K., Kendall
Jason's Personality! by ArtsyAzn reviews
Jason Grace doesn't have a personality. A serious of one shots of what Jason's personalities could have been. Contains exchanges between Jason and Piper. Rated T for swearing. My first story so please don't review too hard.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Twist Ending by VooDoo Dollie reviews
Percy Jackson died in the Battle of the Labyrinth, now Nico must now become the child of the prophecy due to the son of Poseidon's death. Flames will be laughed at! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
The toohot day at Camp by seaotter101 reviews
It was a hot day at camp. And everyone's hating it, the big house is over-crowded with campers,and everyone is baring more skin than usual. Percy and Annabeth find a, fun, way to relax. Cute Percabeth oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Baseballpoint by madri reviews
In a world that is beyond their control, two kindred spirits find one another in the dark.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Let The Games Begin! by This Is Our Show reviews
Everyone's at camp and Chiron has something exciting up his sleeve. Each cabin is launched into the adventure of the first ever Half-Blood Games. Who will come out victorious? How many souls will be eaten? How many people want to kill Jason anyway? R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jason G., Percy J.
ANNABETH CHASE: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANNABETH CHASE unit! To ensure that your future is not full of unfortunate run-ins with celestial bronze weaponry, we have taken the time to write out this manual. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Annabeth C.
Will Solace: The Owner's Guide by Midnightxwolfx reviews
How to make your WILL unit reach it's full potential!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Will S. - Complete
In Terms of Romance, Good Luck by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
Leo is still single. This is bad. He doesn't know about Mary-Sues, and a bunch of them are about to arrive at camp. Can Nico warn him in time, or will Leo be taken by the Sues?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Leo V., Nico A. - Complete
Camp Minor Demigod by PrincessofArtemis reviews
What happens when CHB is getting crowded with the children of Minor gods? A new camp! No flames allowed so if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011
GROVER UNDERWOOD: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in a GROVER UNDERWOOD unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, get the best of your unit, hopefully without any Hilary Duff, we've taken the liberties of writing this manual. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Grover - Complete
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Drew's Cousins by The Queen of Pixies reviews
Drew wrote some stuff about her mortal cousins!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Drew T. - Complete
Tik Tok by PoseidonKidd reviews
If you like Kesha...this song...is for you!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
NICO DI ANGELO: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NICO DI ANGELO unit! This manual was made in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Problems by vikwhis13 reviews
Kendall is tired of hearing brats complain about stupid stuff when there are a ton of other people with real problems. one-shot
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kendall - Complete
PERSEUS JACKSON: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For some reason, you have just purchased your very own PERSEUS JACKSON unit! This manual was made in order for you, the owner, to understand how to extract the very best of your unit. Based on LolliDictator's manuals
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Rate and Review by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
So, naturally, when Percy saw his name under something called fanfiction, he couldn't resist reading it. And of course, when he reads it, he's going something to say about it. Don't all the characters? T for paranoia, but it's safe. Trust me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011
Complication by Unicornpug reviews
The story takes place after Annabeth and Percy depart in "The Battle of the Labyrinth." Percy likes Annabeth. Is he willing to do anything for her? Even for a wedgie? It's all about sacrifices. Setting is at school and this is a PERCABETH! Freshman!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Jersey by Mark of CTown reviews
One-shot, Lizwin. Lizzie liked wearing Edwin's shirts - but before today, she had never tried to wear his football jersey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Lizzie M., Edwin V. - Complete
IF TWILIGHT WAS 10X SHORTER AND 100X MORE HONEST by l'amour musique reviews
Disclaimer: Not mine. A critics commentary on the twilight movie. Leave a review if you like...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Trouble Teens: The Story of a Saturday Detention reviews
Detentions are never fun. Saturday detentions are even worse. But a Saturday detention full of people who you have unresolved issues with? Don't even get me started. Will these nine high-school kids make it out plotting to murder each other, or will the trouble-makers unite? Slight Jasper, Percabeth, hints of Teo. AU. Sorry if Jason and Piper are OOC, but they're hard to write.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
Reincarnation: The Forty Ninth Hunger Games reviews
*CLOSED*. Bring it back. Research it and bring it back. Those tributes will never know what hit them... NON-INTERACTIVE, FFN GUIDELINES! Don't delete it again!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Other tributes
Monologues reviews
Haven't you ever wondered how the characters truly feel? What's really going on in their heads? Well, it's your chance to find out, and you'll hear it straight from the horses' mouth. That is, if I include Blackjack. Inspired by Ilovepercyjacksonsomuch. Sadly, on hiatus until I can get my bearings together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012
Journey to the Forbidden Castle reviews
"Suspicious Conversations? Normal, nothing to worry about. A strange message from the past? Okay, maybe that's a little fishy. Giants ravaging the hidden school? Yeah, something's jacked. And I fear that it's our job to fix it. Whoopie..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - OC
I Feel So Violated reviews
Purely a crack!fic. Percy's been punished by Mr. D and now he has to entertain some prisoners... Let's see how that goes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The SueSlayer Got Served reviews
Try saying that five times, fast. Anyway, take a look. I hope you find a creative point of view, taking a stance against excessive Sue-Slayer stories
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - OC - Complete
Comparisons reviews
Ron and Harry are comparing their achievements... and Harry's is not what Ron expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Go reviews
This is for a PJO challenge. Not my thing, but I have a problem and can't not accept a challenge. Need to work on that. -.-'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Bianca A., Percy J. - Complete
Flame On! reviews
Two-shot. Diana and Leo? I wonder how this is gonna work out because-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Leo V., OC - Complete