Salerio the Dragon
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Joined 03-20-11, id: 2799138, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

"The country itself is the ultimate joke; the wave you body-surf into shore after a day at the beach could contain a shark or a rip-tide and, when you get back, your house could have been burnt to the ground in a bush fire. That's where the whole 'no worries' thing comes from."
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Hello!! I'm Salerio the Dragon (hear me roar...!!! ;P) How did you find yourself here? I know I usually look at people's profiles when I read their stories or if they've reviewed me, I'm guessing you did the same? I became interested in FanFiction when my friend just couldn't stop telling me about it, so I had a look around. I was sure I would never be brave enough to write a story and post it on here though. (That and the fact that I've always thought that FanFiction would be hard to write...I mean, I knew what I would like to read, but wasn't sure if I could write something along those lines...) Anyway, I'm here now. I thought it'd be good to have perfect strangers read my work and tell me what I should fix it up on, as well as extending my vocabulary and working on my spelling. I hope you find my stories enjoyable!!

If you have any problems with my story, please tell me, grammar, spelling and facts. I like to get my facts right (so I'm grateful when people point things out to me, even though I blush and stammer and steer clear of what I've done wrong for awhile procrastinating admitting defeat and hoping that no-one thinks I'm a pretentious fool...) and I try to change people's perspectives as well. I like it when people respond to my reviews or Private Messages, I get to have interesting conversations with someone far away from where I live and with completely different experiences too! I believe (correct me if you think I'm wrong) that people everywhere are essentially the same, but our culture can make someone from a different country seem completely alien. For example, here in Australia our sense of humour is so different to other countries. It's called Black Humour. But in America, someone could get really offended because of a joke an Aussie makes and vice versa. But not the Kiwis, the Kiwis are good for a laugh (they like sheep too... XP)!!!

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The King's Guard by ink-wells reviews
As a woman, Hermione is constrained. So in order not to be, she becomes a boy and joins the The King's Guild to access their library. Draco Malfoy is the Head of her brigade and he's all about the physical. FYI, DRACO DOES NOT FIND OUT UNTIL CH 14!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,280 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Painting Problems by fly-blackbird-fly reviews
Will and Lizzie are redoing their house, when they fall into some legal troubles.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Deal Of The Century? by lil'star23 reviews
*AU* When Fleur left her child in Hermione's care, she vowed to raise the baby as her own. Yet after Fleur's death and years of searching for his child, the baby's father wants custody. Soon it's not just the child he wants, but her fiery foster mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,507 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Yesteryear by SCWLC reviews
Things aren't always what they seem, but some things transcend appearances.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Kind and Generous Man by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Regency era Dramione. Though he appeared as a highwayman, she thought he was a kind & generous man. Once the mask was removed, could she love him as he really was, or was he to hide behind his 'mask' forever. A story of manners, deception & love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,450 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Childish Misdemeanours reviews
An Marriage Law. Old school friends and enemies returning to teach. They learn different types of magic and the joy of different cultures from a young ANZAC who has been forced into the Law with the rest of them. HG/DM NL/HA RW/Padma Patil HP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,712 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.