Salerio the Dragon
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Joined 03-20-11, id: 2799138, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
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"The country itself is the ultimate joke; the wave you body-surf into shore after a day at the beach could contain a shark or a rip-tide and, when you get back, your house could have been burnt to the ground in a bush fire. That's where the whole 'no worries' thing comes from."
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Hello!! I'm Salerio the Dragon (hear me roar...!!! ;P) How did you find yourself here? I know I usually look at people's profiles when I read their stories or if they've reviewed me, I'm guessing you did the same? I became interested in FanFiction when my friend just couldn't stop telling me about it, so I had a look around. I was sure I would never be brave enough to write a story and post it on here though. (That and the fact that I've always thought that FanFiction would be hard to write...I mean, I knew what I would like to read, but wasn't sure if I could write something along those lines...) Anyway, I'm here now. I thought it'd be good to have perfect strangers read my work and tell me what I should fix it up on, as well as extending my vocabulary and working on my spelling. I hope you find my stories enjoyable!!

If you have any problems with my story, please tell me, grammar, spelling and facts. I like to get my facts right (so I'm grateful when people point things out to me, even though I blush and stammer and steer clear of what I've done wrong for awhile procrastinating admitting defeat and hoping that no-one thinks I'm a pretentious fool...) and I try to change people's perspectives as well. I like it when people respond to my reviews or Private Messages, I get to have interesting conversations with someone far away from where I live and with completely different experiences too! I believe (correct me if you think I'm wrong) that people everywhere are essentially the same, but our culture can make someone from a different country seem completely alien. For example, here in Australia our sense of humour is so different to other countries. It's called Black Humour. But in America, someone could get really offended because of a joke an Aussie makes and vice versa. But not the Kiwis, the Kiwis are good for a laugh (they like sheep too... XP)!!!

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Federation Starship Avatar and the Intergalactic Adventure by moor reviews
Zutara/Bluetara. Star Trek AU. In which Katara is the good doctor, Jet is the daring captain, Zuko is a Klingon and Aang is the Federation starship Avatar. Rated T for themes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 9/23 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Runaway Princess by somekindofwildgirl reviews
They would not look for her in her betrothed's kingdom. [Medieval AU, Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 8/18 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Caught at Pemberley by somandyjo reviews
Elizabeth's northern tour is for a purpose other than pleasure. This is a short Regency AU exploring the idea of Elizabeth as a spy in counterintelligence.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,091 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Head Games by MissFantastic reviews
Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,222 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 8/8 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Caroline's Fate by Gaskellian reviews
What if Caroline had acted on her desire to compromise Mr. Darcy? This is rated T because of the first scene where there is a reference to interaction but nothing more.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,527 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/4 - Caroline, Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham - Complete
Gifted by Owlmemaybe reviews
P&P, Regency AU. Elizabeth has abilities, but fears being accused of witchcraft. She heals her tenants and takes care of her family but suffers from being so helplessly different. Her one certainty is that she will not live like this her whole life, so she will never marry. But love always comes when you least expect it.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,535 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
From Admiration to Love by authoraprilfloyd reviews
Elizabeth Bennet finds an ally in Lady Anne Darcy on a walk one morning on Pemberley's grounds and draws the attention of Mr. Darcy. Before admiration can become love, they are parted and Elizabeth is taken from Netherfield by her cousin and held at Rosings. Mr. Darcy must find her for himself as much as for Lady Anne. Let the drama begin!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/5 - Anne de B., Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham - Complete
To Capture Mr Darcy by elizabethann.west.7 reviews
Nature's a fickle thing. When four days of rain occur earlier in Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice to trap Elizabeth and Jane at Netherfield Park, new romances, misunderstandings, and alignments are made. Volatile tempers never did well cooped up together.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,558 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/1 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Ramsgate Reimagined: in Three and a Bit Acts by Trixfan reviews
Accompanying her aunt's aunt to the seaside for the summer, Miss Elizabeth Bennet runs, quite literally, into none other than Miss Darcy. Mr. Wickham's plans go awry and his relationship to Mrs. Younge is uncovered earlier than our villain would wish. Enter a resentful Darcy and I think our characters are all in place.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/26 - Elizabeth, Georgiana, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham - Complete
Together at the Horizon by Girl with the Dragon Heart reviews
AU After a century, the Avatar has still not been reincarnated, allowing the Fire Nation to continue its conquest of the world. A young Airbender befriends a Waterbender and Firebender, both of whom are living with a terrible curse. Formerly titled "Tale of the Grey Wolf and Golden Hawk"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang - Complete
Tanglewood by Viciously Witty reviews
Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
During a school wide Secret Santa designed to inpsire inter-house unity, Hermione has the bad luck of acidentally picking Draco Malfoy. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift and Malfoy winds trapped under some mistletoe, things get quickly out of hand. Hermione's life will never be the same. A Christmas inspired Dramione tale. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,896 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
The Door in The Wall by ST-DL reviews
Louisa Hurst just wants things with her husband to get back to what it used to be, but on her way she finds a treasure, something that will help not just her, but everyone around her to find love. Well, everyone but Caroline, but not everyone can have a happy ending. A tale in 5 parts.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Polar Nights by crystalline talisman reviews
In order to arrange a treaty for the long standing war between the Water Tribe and Fire Nation, Prince Zuko is sent to the South Pole to arrange a truce by Fire Lord Lu Ten, where he is greeted by subzero temperatures, sea prunes, and quirky customs. This of course, is a cake walk compared to the revelation he'll be marrying the stubborn spiritual leader, Katara. AU. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,471 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Melting Into You by Kittenshift17 reviews
Draco has been given an ultimatum by his parents. Stop fornicating with every pureblood witch of high society and marry before the year is out or be cut off financially. Hermione has caught Ron cheating on her and breaks off their engagement. With the media all over her she needs a plan to simultaneously hurt Ron and prove she's not a heart-broken mess. And Draco has one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Luck and Trouble by Beckirs reviews
She's supposed to be celebrating, but Elizabeth Bennet is left wondering at the disgusting man eating her antipasto, why Charlotte is sparing him a second glance, and why a handsome stranger feels compelled to save her when Jane and Charlotte ditch her. Modern short story; rated M.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,454 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
The King's Guard by ink-wells reviews
As a woman, Hermione is constrained. So in order not to be, she becomes a boy and joins the The King's Guild to access their library. Draco Malfoy is the Head of her brigade and he's all about the physical. FYI, DRACO DOES NOT FIND OUT UNTIL CH 14!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,280 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Painting Problems by fly-blackbird-fly reviews
Will and Lizzie are redoing their house, when they fall into some legal troubles.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Cottage Fever by Daughter of the Black reviews
The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,027 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Ethereal by crystalline talisman reviews
After being kidnapped and brought to the Volcanic Islands, the siren Katara finds herself at odds with the perils of the Dragon Court and its ruling family while Crown Prince Zuko faces the crumbling façade of stability in his home. AU. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Deal Of The Century? by lil'star23 reviews
*AU* When Fleur left her child in Hermione's care, she vowed to raise the baby as her own. Yet after Fleur's death and years of searching for his child, the baby's father wants custody. Soon it's not just the child he wants, but her fiery foster mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,507 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Something's Amiss In Derbyshire by N. Blackman reviews
While travelling in Derbyshire with her aunt and uncle, something sinister happens while her aunt and uncle are out walking without her. Not knowing their fate Elizabeth Bennet goes in search of them. Formerly known as Dennis Mead.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Yesteryear by SCWLC reviews
Things aren't always what they seem, but some things transcend appearances.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Fiance by thesiriuswriter reviews
While at a family Christmas party, Mrs Granger lets it slip that Harry and Hermione are engaged. The only problem is they don't know it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kind and Generous Man by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Regency era Dramione. Though he appeared as a highwayman, she thought he was a kind & generous man. Once the mask was removed, could she love him as he really was, or was he to hide behind his 'mask' forever. A story of manners, deception & love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,450 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Beginning by Maisedoat reviews
A Regency set, Pride and Prejudice AU. What if Darcy and Elizabeth met under entirely different circumstance? Naturally, "The course of true love does not run smooth" but I hope it runs interestingly. My first attempt at Austen fic. *ALL* Comment welcome.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,366 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Childish Misdemeanours reviews
An Marriage Law. Old school friends and enemies returning to teach. They learn different types of magic and the joy of different cultures from a young ANZAC who has been forced into the Law with the rest of them. HG/DM NL/HA RW/Padma Patil HP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,712 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.