Lol hi everyone :)
I like to read, especially reading a good fanfic...but...for a bad fanfic
I just realize some author can't/don't know how to write a story yet they claim to be smart (oh-i-know-everything-and-I'm-better-than-you-so-you-have-no-right-to-criticize-me), that just plain stupid. Also, some people don't have enough of a brain to realize that unless you're the one who write the fanfic, or in english class, or an english major, don't go around and crItCIze oTherR piOpLE GrANDmAr (and yes! if anyone who is in that category, I just did it to spite you even more)
Another thing I'd like to mention, every time when I favorite and review a fic, that mean I like it very much, and as much as I liked it- Just like all you author out there want people to review your story. It would be nice if you guys be polite and answer it, some time I feel frustrated because it almost seem like the author doesn't care whether or not you review, maybe it's just me (being selfish and idiotic for saying that) but if anyone ever look through this profile please consider it, thanks. I'm sure the reader would be pleased too, consider myself, I know i will feel happy that the author actually paying attention to what other has comment on their fanfic. Thank you!
Kaito x GakupoLuka x Gakupo(T rate only)Rin x Len(T rate only), Gakupo x Rin(or Gumi, i don't mind)(T rate only)
Nurarihyon No Mago:
Y!Rikuo x H!Rikuo (eh? I don't care, isn't it just really sweet and hawt)(K-M)
Rihan x H!Rikuo -no prob if it youkai form either (Uhm, I don't even know what should I think, I think my yaoi sense just broke the boundary between daddy and son, wrong as it is, I still like it very much, awefully hot)(K-M)
Hetalia Axis Power:
Russia x America (Lol, strange isn't it? But I'll die if this pairing doesn't exist)(K-M)
Russia x Prussia (i didn't know that i have this sadist streak with me, yes yes, you know what i mean)(T-M)
England x France(coz England with America more like brother love to meh x.x)(K-T)
Germany x Prussia (steamy)(T-M)
Austria x Switzerland (i believe to let Austria top)(T-M)
Oh, did i mention that i also like Denmark x Sweden ( i think i like odd pairing too much but then this does not seem odd to my eye at least)(M)
Sasuke x Naruto (kinda ignore this now...); NarutoxSasuke (Actually, I'm turning obsesses with Sasu being uke)
Kakashi-MinatoxNaruto and Kakashi-KibaxSasuke
Itachi x Sasuke (ohohohoho)(M)
On side notes I really hate fem!any character in Naruto, especially FemNaru and FemSasu... Also, I despite SasuSaku and mild irritate for NaruHina
SebastianxCiel ( Kuroshisuji )(T)
SesshomaruxInuyasha (Inuyasha)(maybe one day when I can come to term and accept InuSess ... kinda hard to imagine sesshy being uke and a seme inu :3)(K-M)
Yukio.OxRin.O (Ao no exorcist)(M)
HarryxDraco (bottom!Draco winnn)
Dracoxalmost all male (well, as long as he bottom, I rlly don't care)
LuciusxRemusxSiriusxSeverus (well, switch back and forth, it would take a lot of space to form (16 possible) couples out of these four so I just clump them together lol)
DeanxSeamus or BlaisexSeamus (I like Seamus, he's cute and funny)
I found something fun in other profile, so I'll use it
Number your 12 fave Hetalia characters (in no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Canada/Switzerland ? never thought of that xD hey! it look sexy
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes! very hot *///* what make you think Prussia is not hot!!!? i have a gallery of him *nuzzle each picture*
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
what xDDDDD Austria got Denmark pregnant? I'm imma spread the new, of course! Hungary would be too happy to see that, Norway... hm? what would he do, congratulate Denmark!?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yep! a fic where Japan is a prince and he got kidnap by captain Kirkland and he don't have to married Taiwan anymore and he don't have to listen to his brother the emperor(china) so he starting to develop feeling for da sexy captain! (hey don't forget he hafta be... *Q* ...0/////0 by da captain first)
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Eh? isn't this the normal canon yep American cest (right?) sexy to said the least
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
N.Italy/Japan vs N.Italy/Liechtenstein? N.Italy x Japan win of course! hey, thats a pairing i ship! and Ita chan also got the chance to be seme tooooo!!!!!!!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
never-mind, it'll be weird isn't it, i betcha Sweden gonna stare and then process back out, then go to his room...get a shower to kick the mental image out of his mind or just promptly tell his wife which gonna become a scandal! hear of telephone before! yes! the msg will never react intact and hohoho, all that just gonna feast the yaoi fangirl in which is Hungary x3!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
ahem! it'll be family fic
--okay! it's another of England mishap in magic, this time, it's Germany whose turn into a 'cat'!!!!!it's da Adventure of little neko doisu multiple chappie!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yes! Why not? hey! it's another crack pairing! up to my believe Russia can fluff anything, so of course with Denmark! what about sexy time?(who's da SEME!?!?!?!?)
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Aiyaa! Sweden/Austria... mhmmm... *think think* *oka...y...*
THIS-- A Love I Can't Touch! lame hm? but why not, boy! just think this gonna be hurt then let's said Austria is somehow falling for Sweden but Sweden has determine that Finland is his wife leaving Austria hurt broken xD // work?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ho! what are you talking about! that one of my FAVORITE pairing xD Prussia/Russia one hell of a delicious pairing... da plot would be nice but we gotta use some bad drug xD since it's Prussia who's top this time around.
here we go again!--Prussia tired of being a bottom(not that he doesn't en_w-wait WHAT? no, he do not enjoy it..) so he ask France for some 'Aphrodisiac' (how the hell does France even have one?) and put it into Russia vodka _ (The rest is based uppon your beautiful imagination alright sweetiee!)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nop! YAOI IS WAY MORE DELICIOUS!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
It would be nice if I know another fangirl like around me first! TAT
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
ano Nop,..I don't have a crazed Hetalia fangirl friend!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
eh? ;3 BROTHER!(jk, I don't know, I don't know much about Liechtenstein anyway)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
uhmmmm, idk i don't listen to music let's said..? 'Popular' of Erric? (base on Eurovision 2011 although it's a song from Sweden it fit Denmark more than his own song 'New Tomorrow')-- Sweden won't be happy! but hey Denmark gotta be popular so he ca get Norway attention.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
mhmmm, sexy time ensure what? okay Warning: inappropriate use of pipe/vodka bottle/yaoi/Canada being sorta OCC(?)/Seme Canada
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
uhm,... what would Liechtenstein said hm..? 'I would like to try some hamburger' (alrite, that's lame , I'm sorry)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Do not want 2 and 8 to step into his border...
20) How emo is Seven?
Very Emoooo ! WHAT????? (right! it's my imagination again!)
21.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
O_O... so complicated... okay, so Russia and Japan have a happy moment together--Japan suddenly run off with Prussia--then Russia have a steamy night with Switzerland unhappy affair with Austria (WHAT????) --Follow the advice of Italy and end up finding true love with A-AMERICA!
OMIGOD! i would die to read this fic, of course, guess what Russia/America is my OTP of OTP of OTP and much much more shit! (sorry for my language)
okay, the name should be "At The End Of The Line" why such a name? let me explain heard about string of fate before? yes, this is it, everyone has one but because Russia and Japan do not mean to be together but in many of those string, one would get confuse, a bundle of them together, you can't see the end of that line where your and your destiny one are bounded together, so Russia have to search, take advice from the wise one( Hey! he's a country of love, why not? beside France, Italy and Spain work! but in this case it's Italy) over trials and trials Russia found his love, in which is America.(ah, I'm a cheap sap, who love this pairing too much)
wow, too much for one question! i got hooked up xD!
22.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Germany/Sweden? Sweden top! Germany is too nice(he rarely top his old brother in those fic out there coz he's a softie) so yea..(but serious speaking, i do lik to see Sweden as Uke too.. but let's that stay as a hopeless dream)
23.) Would you write Two/Four/One?
America/Prussia/Russia(?) my my my! that's one steamy sandwich there! But naw, I read, I don't write, coz when I write the grammar nazi gonna kill me in blink of an eye!
Off to another fun thing! I never imagine it would be so fun to play with these thing xD
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
( ) You're a good artist
(X) You can be clumsy
( ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"(alright, probly close to that)
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
(4/10) for North Italy
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
( ) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (sailor's mouth...)
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
(X) You rely on people a lot
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(5/10) for South Italy
( ) You're very stoic and serious
( ) Sausages are your favourite foods.
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
( ) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice
(4/10) for Germany
Japan (Kiku Honda)
( ) You're very mature
( ) You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't fased by the experience when you see one
( ) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
( ) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people
(3/10) for Japan
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(X) You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
( ) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
( ) You wear glasses
(5/10) for America
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
( ) You have tried doing black magic before (if those thing com true...)
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery
(5/10) for UK
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
( ) You're very *erm* affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense
( ) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself (exceedingly so)
(X) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet
(4/10) for France
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
( ) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
( ) You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(4/10) for Russia
China (Wong Yao)
( ) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets
(4/10) for China
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised
( ) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
(X) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
( ) You wear glasses
(6/10) for Austria
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
( ) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual [work in progress...]
( ) You always carry a bear with you
(5/10) for Canada
( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( ) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
( ) You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(3/10) for Cuba
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
(X)You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
( ) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
( ) You're very motherly
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very impolite
(X) You and your best friend are an odd couple.
(X) You are graceful one moment and crazy the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(7/10) for Hungary
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
( ) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid being dependent on someone quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
( )You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger
(4/10) for Prussia
surprise surprise, xD Aha! Hungary, she is one of my favorite character, as to why she love yaoi, a little violent(I have that tendencies so Ahaha) she is strong, nice and great although I'm not strong and probly weak like the Italies brother in a war situation. But then again! She love yaoi and that's what make her great!!!!!!!!! xD Its sad that she is not exist TAT'' alright, enough rambling, I'm happy to be similar to Hungary!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Debating on that one)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
mhmm, now check it back, yea, I'm not that clueless honestly.
http: //www. seme /quiz.php
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Funny, I just took this test and it turn out I' would be sorted to Slytherin. How unsurprising xD The score I got are:
Gryffindor: 61 Ravenclaw: 62 Hufflepuff: 43 Slytherin: 82 (http:///tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm) Try it out!