For some reason Trafalgar Law is haunting me. He is all I want to read, watch, and hear.
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Ways to Piss Off a Skylark from RainyParadise .
A/N: Hiya hiya! How're you all doing? Me? Oh, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. :P
Anyways, yeah. I'm back with another chapter for you guys! –cheering and applauding-. Yes, yes, thank you, thank you. :)
Sorry for any mistakes.
So yeah. Here it is. Watch out for flying pineapples.
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One of my favorite A/Ns ever*From Noah the Devil Huntress *OMG! I need to stop it with the fanfic ideas. But, the gears inside my head won't stop rolling, so I gotta type to control my sanity…Wait, what sanity?Voice: I was just about to ask you that.*LeGasp* How are YOU back inside my head?Voice: I am you. And you are me. We're each other.Don't confuse me dammit.Voice: Noah owns nothing. Not even her mind, sanity, or her being.SHUT UP!
A qoute from Heartache's Child:"But that doesn't mean I'll just give up without a fight. There's always one truth, and as a detective I'll uncover it, whether it's black or white…or blood red."
A quote from some fic:"Samurai ghost say what?"
Likes:Fairy Tail,MagicKnight RayEarth,Maximum Ride,House of Night,
Blue Bloods,Gundams',LilPri, VK,VKG,Naruto,Fruba,Inuyasha,
Megaman,Rave Master,Sailor Moon,etc...
I love NEKOS!!XD
Power Rangers GO!Digimon to!
I hate Twilight. 97% of the teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. . . . are you one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcornscreaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"???
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
When life gives you lemons,make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the freakin' hell you did it!
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot..
What's the matter with gravity?
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
8.We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
7. Our magazines have horoscopes.
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
5.Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm.
4.Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
3.Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
2.If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.
1.Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'THAT WAS FREAKIN AWSOME!! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too.
A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.
A friend tries to help you when you get hurt.
A true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
A friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH,RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected.
A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong.
A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you.
Friends help you move. Best friends help you move the body.
Friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped.
Best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."
Friends ask you why you're crying.
Best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Friends will help you find your way when you're lost.
Best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
Friends hide you from the cops.
Best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!?! WHO RATTED ME OUT?!?!)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(Mostly it's in my head, then write it down, then hit myself for forgetting.)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
*Paste this on your profile if you hate racist thinking.*
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