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Joined 03-20-11, id: 2799737, Profile Updated: 10-29-13
Author has written 1 story for Green Mile.

Sorry for such a bad profile, I'll fix it up soon, I promise. :D I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON THIS, IT IS NOWHERE NEAR DONE XD THANK YOU

Well, I'm your average teen with the average very, very busy schedule. I'm not going to bore you with my life story. In fact, I have absolutely no clue as to what to put here... it's not very often I encounter writers block.

Okay, I'll try and think of something. But for now, please enjoy my lame-ass profile. May the Muses be with you :)

Very sincerely,

Teenage Dirtbag

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The Choice by lastincurableromantic reviews
After GitF, the TARDIS brings the Doctor, Rose and Mickey back to Earth to solve an emergency involving the TARDIS herself. But when they see a familiar face, the face of someone who should not exist, they realize the crisis is much deeper than they thought and is one that could endanger the Doctor's very existence. Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,888 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] 10th Doctor, Mickey S.
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Drifting Through by PuddingCup30 reviews
It's a surprise when Mollie shows up again, after being gone for nearly four years. It's an even bigger surprise when she shows up on the Mile. With an unusual past, how will she change life in E Block? R&R please. :
Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,103 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Dream of Me by Twisted Love Stories reviews
Set during and after their third meeting in the Baltimore Asylum. Clarice Starling and Dr. Hannibal Lecter continue their 'Quid Pro Quo' arrangement but the answers he receives are not at all what he expected.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,747 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter
No More a Savage Life: Chapter One by lovinghannibal reviews
Immediately follows the events of the movie Hannibal. Clarice is accused of having a relationship with Hannibal and aiding his escape. Haunted by the events of their last meeting, both must come to terms with their feelings. He is certain, but will she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him? Rated M for graphic descriptions & sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
This is not a fanfic by Drownerway reviews
This is not a summary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/27/2007
Twisted Logic by Taio Kaiona reviews
Jack Napier had always been good at annoying his teachers. A series of snapshots, in which the young Joker pisses off people in his own special way. Some will be humorous, some not. Please give it a chance. New sort of chapter!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Joker
Scars by tragicbeauty1991 reviews
The Hatter had many scars - some physical, others emotional...but there are a some scars that he just isn't sure if he should share with Alice. Few people know the story behind his bandaged hands.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Putting the Smile Back On by T-c3 reviews
The Joker is forced to speak with a counselor once a week, but this time she has a gift to help motivate him to cooperate.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The Seven Days of Jack Sparrow Creation by Rita Hill reviews
Or you can just say a continuation of the Seven Days of Creation, “Jack Sparrow” style.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Coming Home reviews
When Payton learns of her Aunt Melinda's brain tumor, she rushes back home from the big city of New Orleans. After convincing her Uncle Hal to give her a job on the Mile, her life changes forever. First fic, possible BrutalxOC. Rated T to be safe.XD
Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,251 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011