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Joined 10-11-02, id: 279988
Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter.

Alright, I think it's time to rewrite the profile, considering it's two years out of date. Makes sense that I organize it by the things I enjoy :-)

Harry Potter:

I started writing Harry Potter fanfiction in 2002 because I was tired of waiting for book 5 to come out and decided to try to write it myself. I posted it online at the request of my college roommate, and was amazed when people actually liked it (it was my first time being any sort of an author.) Although there was a break for a few years as I started writing HP-RPG work, I now do both; If anyone's interested in trying out RPG writing (or even curious what it is) feel free to email me about it.

Music:

I graduated Iowa State University with a minor in music. Not because it was any sort of goal on my part, but because I took enough music classes for fun that by my senior year I was only 2 classes away from the minor. I play the trumpet and the piano, and love doing composing and arranging. For Christmas of 2003, instead of going out and buying presents, I made a music cd for all my family and friends as a gift - and I'm doing the same for the 2005 Christmas. Recently I got a nice little tool - a Xorg Synthesizer that will hopefully let me produce some songs that verge on professional quality. If you're interested in hearing some MP3's - either of me playing trumpet/piano or of songs I've composed/arranged, fire me off an email or YIM message (if you have Cable/DSL - you won't want to try to download them with dialup...)

Programming:

I've always loved tinkering around and programming on computers. So it wasn't unexpected when I graduated ISU with a degree in Computer Science, and have a job programming here in Des Moines. Working a full time job programming does make it a bit difficult to work up the gumption to program much on my spare time. Nevertheless, there have been a few projects that were finished out. The biggest was my own web browser which featured it's own popup blocker (this was before the version of IE that does it automatically) and a program that tracked the posts, authors, and house points for my RPG site.

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The Prophecy: Heart's Desire by Serayaluv reviews
UPDATED 2008 written before Bk5 HG novel length fic Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts is filled with mysteries, adventures, and new feelings of love as he searches for that which his heart desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,835 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Turning Away by roxy6 reviews
After defeating Voldemort Harry has made the dicision to turn his back on the wizarding world...1 year later what will Ginny say about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,378 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
When Hope Fails by starsmiles reviews
Voldemort is on a rampage, and people live in constant fear. Another dark wizard is seeking revenge, and will stop at nothing until it is achieved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,712 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Pride of Gryffindor by Jonny English reviews
Post OotP, Harry recieves his OWL results and starts along his journey to become an Auror, Quidditch is taken to the next level.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,734 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
To Fall and Rise Higher Than Before by beefywpac reviews
Okay, after reading the fifth book I decided this story needed to be fixed! It's Draco's LAST year at Hogwarts...the choices of power or fighting for good linger in the atmosphere.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,900 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Draco M., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Sword of Helios by nekuyr2005 reviews
H/Hr Fifth year. Turmoil, a school wide wizards duel, spiral tower, lost souls, memoritia, time travel, the ultimate weapon, the ultimate plot, the ultimate danger, the ultimate evil! WARNING: this story is not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,095 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by scully8746 reviews
My anticipation of Book 5 (unfortunately begun a week before a date was released). Harry and Co. return to Hogwarts for their fifth year (and then there's Ginny, back for her fourth). Unfortunately, Voldemort is on the rise, and then there's always the
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
A Harry Situation by Jelsemium reviews
A summer of owls gives way to a school year of OWLs. Yet allies and fun still lurk in unexpected places. I just updated Chapter 25 to fix the problem of the unfinished sentence. PS. This story is 25 Chapters long, in spite of claiming to have 28.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,136 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I can be your Hero by Katydid1 reviews
A HG fic with some RH. It takes place in Harry's 5th yr through post Hogwarts. It will be mostly romance with some action. In Harry's 7th YR, during a duel with Voldemort, Harry has to decide who's life he values more, his own, or Ginny's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,845 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Death Before Dishonor by Robin4 reviews
After being rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius, Harry finds that there are still plenty of ways for Voldemort to catch him--and that his life may have to be bought at a very high price. Set in 5th year and the summer before it. Ch 29 up, and complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,637 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Charmed by Micro-Chick reviews
An L/J school fic for once from the one-and-only James Potter's POV. Quidditch, lies, deceit, laughter friends its all in a days work at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Changing Face by RadeliaPotter reviews
*Finished as is* Harry disappears from the wizarding world after the Final Battle for 5 years.Presumed dead but Sirius keeps looking for him and finally finds him.But Harry doesn't want to come back as himself,he wants to be known as JamesNewark not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,120 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Carve Me A Grave With My Name On It by Tab Jotbins reviews
Mum, don't worry about me anymore. I'll be fine where I'm going. Tell everyone I loved them. Especially Hermione. Tell Harry I have nothing to say. Your son, Ronald Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,789 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry potter and The Order of the Phoenix by tweeniefreak reviews
Harry is in his 5th year and hogwarts may close what with the dissapearence of a young student and then the death of one of harrys close friends, What will harry do if hogwarts closes? Please read and review. Ive corrected most of the mistakes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 11/6/2002
Daughter of the Druids by Imp1 reviews
A nightmare drives Ginny into a forest where she finds out unbelievable things about herself. Harry and Ginny are involved in a prophecy and are in terrible danger as a result. Feelings get tangled up in all this madness (H/G R/Hr)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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Narration Irritation
This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Published: 2h ago - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/3 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/20 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Agent of Necropolis reviews
A rare adventure fic in a post-book-7 world. An illusive figure has emerged in the wizarding underworld and Harry and Ron aren't the only ones looking in to it. Between their nosy kids and Draco's vested interest, the two aurors have their hands full.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P.
Half Blood Prince Outtakes reviews
Many people assume that books can't have outtakes. I pity them. Anyway, by incredible acts of detective work these, I assure you, are not my own creative works I've been able to ferret out some lost outtakes to the sixth and penultimate HP novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Legacy of SPEW reviews
Rose takes the mantle of SPEW and takes it one step further. The result is a start-of-term ceremony that no student will soon forget...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Rose W., Jimmy P. - Complete
Problems of a Sort reviews
In a world of fast women and easy money, two vice cops struggle to ... oh, heck. It's a funny story about the Sorting Ceremony, but honestly, who would read a story with that Summary? Trust me, if you're looking for a laugh, you won't be disappointed...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jimmy P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Mister Stu reviews
With all the nasty swipes at Sues at there, what happened to making fun of Stus? This story is going to help change this gender inequality. Not only that, but you the reader get a say in just how they get made fun of! Sequel to 'Miss Sue'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Movie Trailer Tragedy reviews
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Trouble With Names reviews
Parody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Jimmy P. - Complete
Doublebagged Redemption reviews
A marriage counselor gives a couple a rather unusual exercise to help them learn to communicate: writing fanfiction shortstories. Features several ficlets around the HarryGinny ship see inside, though the story itself is not fluff by any means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Miss Sue reviews
Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Minerva M.
Harry Potter and the Scepter of Fury reviews
Book 1 of a series rewrite. It's Harry's first year, and he quickly finds himself overwhelmed and in the middle of the plot that seems to be attracting some rather odd characters, all centered around a scepter that was until recently thought a legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lilys Downfall reviews
The only thing worse than this Marauder's parody is..... well, I don't think 6 billion years of history have anything on the mind-numbing stupidity of this fic. (Come on, you know you want to read it now!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Legion of the Shadow reviews
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fifth year, but finds that Voldemort seeks to awaken a horrible power.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Floating and Sinking reviews
Another horrible, badly written parody of mine. I'd describe it, but I'm still disinfecting my keyboard from typing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Harry P.
The Sorting of Helga Hufflepuff reviews
What exactly happened the day the sorting hat was created...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2003
Summer Divination reviews
A new discovery has been made - a powerful branch of divination. Will Harry be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2003
Oblivion reviews
A scene that's never been written before on ff.net (at least to my knowledge) - I'd tell you what, but the entire story's
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Harry P.
Sorting 101 reviews
Parody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2003
Harry Potter and the Sphere of Madness reviews
19 Years after Graduation, the method used to trap Voldemort has been broken. Sequel to my 5th-7th year trilogy (two draughts, possessions of voldemort, obsidian tome)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the 6 Endings of Doom reviews
Harry Potter seeks deliverance from the 6 most horrible story endings ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Battle Against Loose Ends reviews
Ah, yet another parody. Chaos Warlocks, Anti-Lycanthopy, Adoption, and the Goat King's eternal struggle against the evil Existing Plot Points
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2003
Rite of Descent reviews
Yet another Parody - this time of all those stories where Harry/Hermione/Ron/Ginny/Draco/etc are the heirs to the Hogwarts founders, and have to complete some epic quest to save the world because of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obsidian Tome reviews
Harry Potter returns for his final year at Hogwarts. But Voldemort yet again seeks to destroy, and has a terrible new power...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,515 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Lumberjacks and Pining for Harry reviews
Yet another one of my parodies. The unfortunate victim: Rampant FF.net Songfics
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Harry P., Albus D.
Hogwarts: with Hormones reviews
Did you know that 30% of HP stories on ff.net are Romance? Did you know that only 15% are Humor and 5% are Action/Adventure. Even 'General' only has 25%! I think this amazing fact deserves a parody. 5th in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Albus D., Hermione G.
Malfoy sings, Voldemort Laments, A tragic tale reviews
The fourth of my parodies. The target? Malfoy/Hermione shippers and Voldemort Descent Tales
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Draco M., Voldemort
Not Another James and Lily Fic! reviews
How many of those James and Lily fics are there! I got tired of reading summary after summary about life at Hogwarts during the Marauder years, centered around the various love affairs of Lily and James, and decided to Spoof them. So there!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Possessions of Voldemort reviews
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year, to find it yet again under attack. Dementors attack, Professors and Students are under assualt, and there seems to be a traitor within the school... Sequel to 'Harry Potter and the Two Draughts'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
But What About Ron reviews
A little fluff piece which pokes a bit of fun at all the HP/HG pairings out there (Don't get me wrong - I'm still a fan of them, especially the Psychic Serpent)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Two Draughts reviews
Harry Potter returns for his 5th year at Hogwarts. But Voldemort is back, and everything seems to be centered around Snape... Death Omens, Veela Charms, Quidditch Action, and the Triwizard Tournament! *** COMPLETE ***
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,866 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Nightmare on MarySue Street reviews
Hehe, the idea for a Mary-Sue Parody fluff hit my head! Come on - Read It! You know you want to! (NOTE: It really doesn't have anything to do with Nightmare on Elm Street)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G.