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Author has written 9 stories for Vocaloid, and Naruto.

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Worth the Fight by werchooijoui reviews
Sasuke and Sakura meet in the rain. Their lives collide at full force, dragging them together through the seductive underworld of New York City into a brutal mob war. And what is Sasuke to do when the currency is blood and everyone has their hands in it, including himself and the girl he can't get out of his head (or his apartment)? AU. SasuSaku. M for lemons, violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,498 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
If I had a boat I would sail to you by Nightengale reviews
John is completely different and special from anyone Sherlock would normally come in contact with - no talk of money and hidden family secrets, no surface, superfluous conversations and blatant lies. John was the most honest person in less than five minutes Sherlock has ever met. He wants to know everything else there is to know about John Watson. -Sherlock/Titanic fusion, total-
Crossover - Titanic & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Habits by Lria reviews
#9: He doesn't think he could fall deeper in love than this.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Wedding Bells by myfavoriteloser reviews
Sasuke didn't see how it was fair that he got yelled at for not wanting to partake in his older brother's sham of a wedding to some home-wrecking harlot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Have Mail by Amaryne reviews
Many a teen's nightmare has come from those three simple words: you have mail. A story told by IMs, texts, and all those other stuff those darn teenagers use these days. Rin/Len, Kaito/Miku, Luka/Gakupo.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Just Say It by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He needed to learn how to say No. She needed to learn how to say Yes. "Just say it..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hating the Guy that Loves You by xxKerii-tan reviews
Kagamine Rin, an anti-social teen, has nearly no friends, and can care much less about her social life. She also utterly hates the school flirt, Kagamine Len. So what happens when he begins to love her and won't stop loving her? RinxLen, NO TWINCEST.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,203 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
NO by ChocoCookieFuck reviews
NOOOOOOO
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
in his world of black&white by less.than.three.eti reviews
...she was the lightest shade of grey. /AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kristallnacht by chandelure reviews
Sasuke reaches out and snaps her bone in two. —sasuke, sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
possibly maybe by Carmie-chan reviews
In between shy smiles, unspoken words, and chaste kisses; they fell in love. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
skinny jean faggots by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sonata by Callista Miralni reviews
Music was everything to them-it brought opportunities, shared sorrows, formed friendships, and gave them love. SasuSaku. For SasuSaku Month. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
love, to still my mind by sarsaparillia reviews
It's like fireworks exploding in reverse. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
wedding dress by Callista Miralni reviews
In which, falling in love with your best friend is the most dangerous hobby in the world. And it just so happened to be Uchiha Sasuke's favorite. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/5/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
I think I might've inhaled you by Nightengale reviews
As John sinks toward the bottom of the pool, Sherlock tight against his chest, he thinks that now his life will forever be defined by these moments – he realizes from now and forever his life will be defined: before and after Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For a Sick Boy by fukuji mihoko reviews
I... really wish I had fallen in love with Miku. That would have been easier. It would have been so much easier. But I couldn't do that. Instead, I had to fall in love with Rin. My twin sister. :onesided Len/Rin, gore, self-harm:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Wedding Dress by Elle Q. Kaye reviews
I clenched my hand around the little velvet box. It was now or never; I turned to Sakura. "Can we talk?"/ Sasuke's learning the hard way that sometimes you can't afford to wait. This is what happens when the music ends. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Entering the Blogsphere by Puppet Chi reviews
Chapter 6 - Catastrophes of a Wannabe Gangster. The Life of Highschoolers, abused laptops and overused phones Rated T Kaito/Miku, Rin/Len, Luka/Gakupo
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010
With Love by Amethyst.Amaryllis reviews
A seemingly plotless story written entirely in E-mails,IM's, and other technological what-nots. When Len moves to California, Rin must resort to E-mails so the two can keep in touch. Pairings: LOL LIKE, EVERYTHING.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,178 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
God is a Pervert! Rin's Bad Day! by DreamswithJoy reviews
Rin's having a very bad day...and according to her, it all happened because of...God! Slight RinxLen, no offence to anyone religious. Hope you enjoy!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Of Bananas, Oranges, and Road Rollers by Amethyst.Amaryllis reviews
Rarely updated Rin/Len oneshot collection. Number Twenty-Three: Cross-Dress;; In which Rin walks in on her brother wearing her clothes . . .
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,671 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
schoolground moments by chandelure reviews
It's like playing with an unlit match over a roaring bonfire. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turn me on by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
A short RusxUS poem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
of course you are by Randomonium reviews
Are you still mad? AU, rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Harm's Way by Neon Genesis reviews
Sakura walks in, and Karin's world starts to fall apart. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura, onesided Sasuke x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Karin - Complete
please don't by the general girl reviews
You're just wasting your energy, she says, and you're breaking my heart. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cult by MightyMightyMafia reviews
It was like canvas tearing. A straight line of ripped fibers. Very little fraying along the edges. Poetry in motion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
pretty ugly by precarious mind reviews
.:oneshot:. Sakura, ritually, never break the routine, likes to wear yesterday’s mascara, lest she be doomed to repeat./Clean slate for the failure, Sasuke thinks, and wants to laugh at the idiocy of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathing Slowly by iMissa reviews
The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guide Me Home by Rashaka reviews
To sleep, perchance to dream. Katara and Zuko find a friendship they never expected in a place that seemed impossible.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Katara, Zuko
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he lied reviews
There are appropriate times to get lost on the path of life, my dear, and this is not one of them. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Afraid Rin will steal her boyfriend, Miku does whatever it takes to keep her man. T for safety.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Rin K., Len K.
maybe reviews
"You just… amuse me, Sasuke. I tell you I like you, and you make analogies to soups." AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Smell of Home reviews
When Rin was little, her best friend told her if she folded one thousand paper cranes she'd get one wish, she hopes that it's true. Noncest. T for safety. ON HIATUS
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Music Only She Can Hear reviews
Rin can hear music that no one else can. She doesn't tell anyone because she feels alone without it. What happens when Len feels drawn to her and her mysterious "gift"? T for safety. Noncest. ON HIATUS
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Kagamine Stories reviews
A collection about Rin and Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
Porcelain and Plasticine reviews
"I'm just porcelain and plasticine, loving that is impossible." His azure eyes filling with sadness. I looked at him, slightly sad, "I can." ON HIATUS
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Let Go reviews
"In the last moments of my life, I remember the fall the most." T for safety.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Certain Terms reviews
Len says something and it ticks Rin off. Twincest or noncest, whatever you want it to be. T for some language.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete