Slothful Simple Man
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Joined 03-21-11, id: 2800369, Profile Updated: 04-07-13
Author has written 3 stories for Touhou Project.

Hello one and all! I decided to join this site due mainly to the shocking lack of Touhou works. There's too many possibilities available to the competent author for there to be as few stories as there are. The personal reason for joining would be the almost non-existent Mystia fanfictions! As a fan of hers I hope to remedy this. I'm going to try to stay as close to the canon personalities of characters as I can. I am always open to constructive criticism and suggestions and greatly appreciate them.

My top anime are: Psycho-Pass, Gosick, Steins;Gate, The World God Only Knows, Onii-chan No Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara Ne!!, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, Serial Experiments Lain, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Hidamari Sketch, Welcome to the NHK, and Strike Witches.

I enjoy reading, writing, running, and learning languages.

Favorite video games are: Disgaea, Pokemon Black, Etrian Odyssey III, Death Smiles, and Portal 2. I love visual novels ("Those aren't games!" Yes they are, they just have more reading then your average game.). The Da Capo series is a favorite right behind all Type-Moon games. Oh, Ever 17 is in place 2.5. Talk about an amazing story! There's plenty of others that I love but won't list here.

As for music, I'll listen to anything if it's on. I prefer metal, rock, classical, and country, though.

I suppose you can expect me to write stories about any of my favorite series. And speaking of writing (CAUTION! CAUTION! Rant ahead! CAUTION! CAUTION!), I know this is fan fiction: none of us are writing actual books here but that's not an excuse to chuck grammar and spelling out the window. We go through school for a reason you know. This is why fan fiction has such embarrassing ideas associated with it: poor English, pathetic plots, and characters that are no longer recognizable as the ones they claim to be.

tl;dr Use what you learn in English/literature class!

By the by, if you are interested in language, I suggest looking at Esperanto. It's the most spoken constructed language with about as many speakers as Hebrew; they are mostly located in Europe, but there are Esperantists as far as China and Japan. It's a very easy language. The creator, L.L. Zamenhof, dreamed of Esperanto becoming the international second language; I really respect him for that and want to at least make people aware of the existence of his language.

58. Early shall he rise who has designs
On anothers land or life:
His prey escapes the prone wolf,
The sleeper is seldom victorious.

59. Early shall he rise who rules few servants,
And set to work at once:
Much is lost by the late sleeper,
Wealth is won by the swift.

(Taken from the Havamal, the sayings of Woden/Odin)

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Cold Hands by Derringer Meryl reviews
Youmu has been serving her mistress for some time now, but she's not entirely sure when her feelings of loyalty and adulation evolved into outright love. Even so, she maintained her self discipline and didn't let it get in the way of her obligations. That is, until Yukari gives her a little push and she learns just how cold she's really been.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Youmu K., Yuyuko S. - Complete
Gensokyo Erotic Incidents by Azure Xuchilbara reviews
Short stories of chance encounters, awkward moments, and well-endowed girls in the mythical land of Gensokyo. All girl crack-pairings. CHAPTER 4: Today's attempt at surprising failed. And on top of that it's raining! *sniff* Is that some grilled food?
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
Touhou Random Pairings by JoanieSappho reviews
What it says on the tin. Playing around with KimikoMuffin's random pairing generator left me thinking These should be written' And so ... they were! Oh, and expect occasional crack and heavy to industrial strength yuri.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010
A Winter Joust by Omegahugger reviews
Winter has come to Gensokyo, with all the joys and problems it entails. However, a certain oni spends her time bored out of her skull at the Hakurei Shrine. What's a girl to do to get some excitement around here?
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Suika I. - Complete
Gensokyo Archives: Death Files by Azure Xuchilbara reviews
A collection of one-shot stories with a slice of dark, sadistic humor centered around some of the lovely individuals of Gensokyo...And how they meet their untimely demise...
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008
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Story Dump
A collection of quick one shots that I either felt were too short to be stories proper or I chose not to flesh out beyond a sudden moment of inspiration. Don't expect continuity, me being as careful to keep Touhous in character, etc.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013
The Celestial's Song Bird reviews
While working her food cart, Mystia gets an unexpected customer carried by Cirno and Daiyousei. From this first not-so-pleasant encounter stems many more that become enjoyable with their smiles and laughter. A simple romance about two unlikely lovers.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,922 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Mystia L., Tenshi H.
The Gospel of Nazrin reviews
A long lost manuscript has been found deep within Japan in the tomb of a Buddhist monk. This manuscript was a gospel long forgotten. Finally, years after its discovery, the work that will shake the world to its core has been fully translated into English!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Byakuren H., Nazrin