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Name: Erin Mania 'Pirate' Waye

Age: I'm 16now!!!Finally!!

Country: UK_England

And... I go back to school tomorrow :( I wish it was the holidays all the time ;D 20/02/2012

Just Randomly saying hello. so... HI!!! 27/02/2012

Fav books:

Harry Potter

Morganville Vampires

Inheritance Cycle

anything by Darren Shan

Fav manga:

Death Note

Bleach

Fav Tv:

Vampire Diaries

Merlin

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Charmed

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10% yelling JUMP!!!!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
You say vampires I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin
You say Team Edward I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Lily and James
You say Edward I'll say Harry, now SHUT UP! Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Wolf Lunerfang, Demonhorse103, Draco The Night Fury,puffin,Umbra Argenteam

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Desiree Phantom, AnimeGurl436, abbzeh, Umbra Argenteam

25/01/2012

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

29/01/2012

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself 'where the heck is my ceiling?'

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

11/02/2012

Harry Potter Survey:

General
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yep!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Definately :)

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

all of them

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius. Poor guy.

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have you seen all the movies Movies?

Yes.

Have you read all the books?

yup


What Do You Think Of JKR?

She must have a really good imgaination.

Favourites:

Weasley?

Bill

Character, Overall?

Tom Marvolo Riddle

Female character?

Bellatrix Lestrange

Male Character?

Harry

Group Of Characters?

Death Eaters

Adult?

Sirius Black

Professor?

McGonagall or Snape

Ship?

Harry/Voldemort Or Harry/Tom Riddle

Spell?

Wingardium Leviosa

Sweet?

Sugar Quill

Place?

Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?

If i absolutely have to choose... Fred.

Product?

Wand

Shop?

Olivanders

Least Favourites:

Weasley?

Percy or Molly

Character, Overall?

Albus Dumbledore

Female?

Ginny

Male?

Cornelius Fudge

Adult?

Molly Weasley

Student?

Lavender Brown

Spell?

Avis

Book?

Order of the Phoenix

Ship?

Harry/Ginny

Sweet?

Toothflossing Stringmints

Death Eater?

Wormtail

Shop?

Madame Malkins

Place?

Dursleys

Professor?

Professor Lockheart

Couples? What do you think?

Ron/Hermione?

They're O.K I guess

Harry/Hermione?

Depends what the plot is like.

Harry/Ginny?

ugh.. dont even get me started.

Harry/Luna?

I think these two together is quite funny. Definately better than Harry/Ginny though.

Harry/Pansy?

EW!

Ron/Lavander?

No!

Ron/Luna?

Really? WTFP?

Ron/Pansy?

Even worse than the last one.

Ron/Fleur?

Way out of his league.

Hermione/Krum?

Never really thought about it to be honest.

Hermione/Draco?

Quite like this one.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

Fred OR George? What about Fred AND George?

James/Lily?

It's.. Okay.

Lily/Snape?

I like them both together and as friends.

Lily/Sirius?

Only if it's part of a bigger plot, like Harry finding out that Sirius is his dad.

Lily/Lupin?

Never thought about this one either.

Tonks/Lupin?

Yes?

Draco/Pansy?

Ha, she wishes!

Fred/Angelina?

Meh.

Bill/Fleur?

I think they go well together.

Harry/Cho?

I really don't like Cho!!

This Or That?
Harry or Ron?

Harry.

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville.

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred or George?

Fred.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione. Anything is better than Harry/Ginny.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Umm... thats a hard one. Harry/Luna.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione. Really can't see Ron and Luna together.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione.

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

ButterBeer.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Hog's Head.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Snape/Lily.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Soo Knochturn Alley.

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Fizzing Whizbees.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

The daily prophet.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Rita Skeeter.

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?

It's so hard!! Umm... Gryffindor.

13/02/2012

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

If Fan fiction to you is what Face book is to other people, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", or "there" "their" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM SUPERNATURAL:

1. Witches are whores.
2. Angels are dicks.
3. Do Not stand, lean, or kneal over the black water.
4. The apple pie was worth it.
5. Salt and burn it, just to be sure.
6. Demon blood=Bad News
7. There is no way out of a crossroads deal.
8. 67, Impala's best year.
9. It always comes back to bite you in the ass.
10. The rabbit always gets screwed in the deal.
11. Never trust a demon (Especially if she wants world peace).
12. Latin is not a dead language.
13. He always goes with the scissors, pick rock.
14. Splash a little holy water on 'em, just to be sure.
15. Demons can't bring people back unless a deal is made.
16. 2 beers and he's doin' karaoke.
17. You can't save everyone.
18. Wendigos are freaky bastards.
19. A simple salt and burn is not a simple salt and burn.
20. When Sam says keep driving, keep driving.
21. Castiel doesn't get that refrence.
22. Crowley is a shameless bastard.
23. If a place looks haunted, don't go in.
24. Your prophets were never named Chuck.
25. You can't shoot her in public.
26. Sometimes quoting movies isn't the best policy( i.e. 'What's in the box?!')
27. You can't kill Death, but you can eat pizza with him.
28. Drinking never solves anything, but it does make them interesting.
29. It's best to memorize the exorcism.
30. If you see a ghost ship, you're doomed.
31. Puppy dog eyes, does the trick every time.
32. Sometimes it's good to know fairy tails.
33. Dream root is some weird shit man.
34. It's never a good thing when Dean starts thinking.
35. Pestilence is a bitch.
36. If Dean says bring him some pie, bring him some pie.
37. Sulfur means demon, ectoplasm means pissed off spirit.
38. If there's sulfur in the blood, they've got it, kill 'em.
39. If she was a witch in a former life, if she's a demon now, DON'T TRUST HER!
40. When times are tough, make a deal, no tongue though.
41. What's dead should stay dead. (sorry Sam)

Here's a real exorcism for you. :)

Exercizo te, imundissime spiritus, ominis incursio adversarii, omne phantasma, omnis legio, in nomine domini nostri jesu Christi eradicare, et effugare ab hoc plasmate dei. Ipse tibi imperat, qui te de supernis caelorum in inferiora terrae demergie praecepit. Ipse tibi imperat, qui mari, ventis, et tempestatibus imperavit. Audi ergo, et time, satana, inimice fidei, hostis generis humani, mortis adductor, vitae raptor, justitiae declinator, malorum radix, fomes vitiorum, seductor hominum, proditor gentium, incitator invidiae, origo avaritiae, causa discordiae, excitator dolorum. Quid stas, et resistis, cum scias. Christum dominum vias tuas perdere? Illum metue, qui in Isaac immolatus est, in joseph venumdatus, in agno occisus, in homine crucifixus, deinde inferni triumphator fuit. Sequentes cruces fiant in fronte obsessi. Recede ergo in nomine Patris et Filii, et spiritus sancti. Da locum spiritui sancto, per hoc signum sanctae Crucis Jesu Christi Domini nosrti: Qui cum patre et oedum spiritu sancto vivit et regnant dues, per omnia saecula saeculorum. Amen.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class sky clad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

05/02/2012

STUPID TEST

I’ve done 23 stupid things out of 37... (I am sooo stupid!! xD)
The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 4

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them. - (lol)
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 12

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 15

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
so far: 17

[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 20

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 23

Now count them up and put “I’ve done _ stupid things out of 37” in the title field.

xxxxxx

I’m 16 but I act like 16...

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[ ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 1

[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you don't have to
[ ] You have hand washed a car before

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] Your only friends are from your place of employment (I'm counting school as employment)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] You have travelled overseas for more than 5 times
[x] You make your bed in the morning
[x] You realised people of the opposite sex might just make better friends.

TOTAL: 16

Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act like (what you got on the test) *

I am an average student

Rules of the game:

Copy and paste everything, do it and repost the title with whatever rank you were given.
Ranks are given at the bottom of this note
If you have done something in this school which is indicated by the sentence, mark the [ ] on the left side of the thing you have done with a x.

Let the game begin.

Level 1:
[ ] Sleep in class
[x] Talked in class
[x] Not seating at your own place in class (if we have a supply)
[ ] Scolded by a teacher
[ ] Litter the classroom
[x] Did not do your homework
[x] Submitted your homework
[x] Put nail polish
[ ] Lepaking
[x] Did not pay attention in class
[x] Dreaming in class
[x] Goofing around in class
[x] Copied other people's homework
[x] Played a trick on your classmates

My Total: 10

Level 2:
[x] Walking around
[ ] Late in class
[x] Was a bit naughty
[x] Shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[ ] Scolding vulgarities in class
[ ] Spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[x] Used a school facility without school's permission
[ ] Play in class
[ ] Singing loudly during lesson
[x] Walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[ ] Did not greet the teacher properly
[x] Went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[x] Say bad about teacher
[ ] Used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump

My Total: 17

Level 3:
[ ] Made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ] Wasted the school's toilet paper
[ ] Sabotaged someone
[x] Irritated someone

My Total: 18

Level 4:
[x] Forged your parent's signature (I forgot to sign my planner)
[ ] Forged a classmate's signature

My Total: 19

Level 5:
[x] Fiddling with your mobile phone during lesson time
[x] Using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[x] Listened to an MP3 player in school

My Total: 22

Level 6:
[ ] Vandalize the school property
[x] Used the internet
[ ] Fought with someone in school

My Total: 23

Level 7:
[x] Cheated in a class test
[ ] Cheated in a school examination
[ ] Lied to your teacher

My Total: 24

Level 8:
[ ] Set fire to something in the school
[ ] Locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ] Played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance

My Total: 24

Level 9:
[ ] Refused to pay school fees
[ ] Cheated the school money
[ ] Stole things which belonged to the school
[ ] Bullied someone in school
[ ] Pranked called your school

My Total: 24

Level 10:
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your principal

My Total: 24

Level 11:
[ ] Brought weapons to the school
[ ] Brought real firearms to the school
[ ] Brought a real bomb to the school
[ ] Fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ] Dressed up as a terrorist to school

My Total: 24

Grand total : 24

Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 --{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20--{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30--{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40--{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50--{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60--{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65--{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75--{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre} (now I know where to aim)

xxxxxxx

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Erin

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Eriizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal):

Green Panther

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current nickname):

Mania Pirate

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):

Wayerley

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink):

Black Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Rynylse

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Jamie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) :

Black Tiger

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Nanami Loves Sasunaru, Omamori, BeebaS, ArgentumUmbra

25/04/2012

Vampire Diaries survey:

Elena or Katherine? Kathrine

Stefan or Damon? Both. You can't have Stefan without Damon, and vice-versa.

Elena or Bonnie? Elena

Bonnie or Katherine? Katherine

Elena or Caroline? Caroline

Bamon or Delena? Delena

Stelena or Steferine? Hmm... Neither xD

Caroline/Damon or Caroline/Stefan? Caroline/Damon.

Tyler or Mason? Tyler

Anna or Vicky? Anna

Tonnie or Bamon? Bamon

Stelena or Delena? Neither ;D

Books or show? I read the books first, but the show is just so much better, the characters are so much more complicated xD

Jenna or Isobel? Jenna

Caroline: vampire or human? Vampire, definately

Lexi or Rose? Hmm... Lexi.

Bonnie or Caroline? Caroline.

Endgame? I don't wan't Elena to get with Damon, or Stefan.

Beremy or Delena? Delena

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

29/08/2012


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My Fair Brother by SeveRemus reviews
Even the High King of Narnia could not have everything he wanted, as Peter had quickly found out. And the one thing he wanted more than anything else was his beautiful brother, King Edmund. MM slash/shonen-ai and incest.
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Kisses by Netrixie reviews
When a Weasley enchants a sprig of mistletoe, it stays enchanted. And so... Harry is trapped, until Snape comes along. And it grows from there :) Rating increase.
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Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
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The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
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Blood Stained and Lettered by Rendered Reversed reviews
In which Harry writes the last pieces of his life away, unknowing of who he is writing to. LV/HP, LETTER FIC with a twist and rip; now with Alternate Endings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] - Complete
More Like Two Different Coins by AuroraKnight reviews
It wasn't enough that he was the Boy Who Lived, or that he was the reincarnation of the most powerful wizard in history. He just had to be connected by destiny to Draco Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,851 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Comfort of Hidden Glances by allblueoranges reviews
And somehow no one connected Draco's abnormal behaviour with Harry's slight chuckling. Though he saw Hermiones smile, and Rons happy gaze at the sound, it was something they hadn't heard in a while. EWE, 8th year, depression, eating disorder
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So close by halfbloodprincess21 reviews
Set at the end of 3rd year. Overhearing Harry by chance on his final evening patrol of the year leads Snape and Harry down an entirely unexpected path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,824 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Choosing Each Other by starzee reviews
Realisations that took too long... but it's them. It's never too late. D/S brother bonding. D/C, S/OC romance.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,201 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Stefan S., Damon S., Caroline F.
To Be Back Again in the Rest of the Room by lamerezouille reviews
Harry's just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement... with Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revengeful Heart by TakesInLight reviews
He left his biological parents and his BWL twin brother in order to achieve his potential. Years later, they reunite. However this story has no happy ending - at least not for the Potters. Dark!Harry Krum!Harry Durmstrang!Harry Powerful!Harry
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A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
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The love accident by brainstorm1001 reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 210,069 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
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By One Inch by Aoifa reviews
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X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
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5 Centimetres Per Second by Merthur Dreamer reviews
Do you know the speed at which Cherry Blossoms fall? At what speed must I live to be able to see you again? This is how fast you fall in love...
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One by Grim Lupine reviews
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X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Indulgence by Grim Lupine reviews
Erik shakes his head, rubs a hand over his face. Sets his glass down and turns on his heel, heading back toward the bedroom that holds the man who happens to be the trial of his existence and, miraculously, the love of his life. /CharlesErik/
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Unwritten by mamdi reviews
S4x9, deleted but essential scenes. Merlin goes to Arthur to find him in anguish after he's banished Gwen. Arthur has a confession on his lips, but learns they both have confessions to make. Not family viewing. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Anger Management by wearenotgods reviews
Bonnie's works through her anger issues. Damon helps her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,067 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
The Conversation by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
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Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Twentyone days by evil minded reviews
AU / Death Eaters besiege Hogwarts. A spell from Dumbledore is going astray. A cauldron explodes during potions class. And the old castle enfolds its own magic. Can some students survive the next twenty-one days? How will they deal with everything thrown their way due to "the tragedy of Hogwarts" as reporters call it? Accompany them on their struggle to stay alive ... thanks ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,264 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Let You Go by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Damon and Stefan's thoughts during 3x01 with my own twist on the ending of the episode. DxS;No Slash;Brotherly Love - WARNING! Spoilers for 3x01
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Contracts by Bloody Fox reviews
The Order never realized how far Harry was willing to go to secure his freedom. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Matter What by MimiRose113 reviews
After Katherine dies, Damon's feelings of love for her and his own self-hate go into overdrive. Stefan is there to comfort him. Brotherly love fic, not slash/incest
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Langsyne by Bloody Fox reviews
They would deny him his heritage, in turn he would deny them his hand against the Dark. Falling in love with Tom Riddle was never part of the plan, and fifty years later, it's unlikely that there is anything left of Tom within Voldemort to love him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 206,603 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dear My Beloved Dark Lord Mouldy Warts by Allanah-x reviews
Harry writes a letter to Voldermort to try to make him change the Dark Side... Once it is done, Will Voldie comply and will Harry swap sides? T at moment, may go higher if I continue which it seems people want me too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Damon's Realization by Book-AddictFF reviews
Stefan's leaving sparks a realization in Damon. What does Damon relize and why does Stefan leaving make Damon upset?read to find out. vamps, but it isn't noticeable. Also slash. Don't like, don't read
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In the Darkness of My Dreams by Paimpont reviews
If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,819 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The cave incident by brainstorm1001 reviews
Three years after the lost battle of Hogwarts Lord Voldemort attempts revenge. Regrettably, he has never learned from his mistakes and underestimates Harry's incredible luck again. HPLV later. Warning: mix of drama, angst and comedy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,461 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Vault of Souls by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Post-Brisingr AU, When the Varden and the Empire collide in an unplanned battle, Eragon and Murtagh find themselves lost deep within the Spine, unaided and with dangers and shocking discoveries stalking them in the shadows…R&R ON HOLD
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Blood in the Sky by TheLovingCake reviews
A new enemy has appeared in Alagaësia, and Eragon is sent out by the Varden to stop them. But Murtagh has been ordered to hunt them as well, and when the two brothers meet, they are forced to work together - and that won't be pretty! Slight A/E, M/N
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
I bid him! by elfinmyth reviews
Captured by the Order, the Dark Lord awaits his execution. His lover isn't planning to let it happen though, and finds a loophole in the plan. HPLV, warning: slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
The Secret Guardian Angel by nerd-girl reviews
Complete Harry is aged by 10 years and it's up to the snarky Potions Master to find the cure, but they end up finding each other HPxSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,617 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Property of Professor Snape reviews
Vernon finally goes too far and Harry kills all of the Dursleys and who should show up right after Harry goes murders them but Voldemort and his most trusted death eaters. features a DarkHarry and LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,488 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Choosing to Change by SiriuslyUnreal reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,891 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Dawn of Darkness by RosutoKi-chan reviews
HP/LV Dark Harry! Harry kills the Dursleys at the age of eight and is found by Voldemort within the forest and is raised in the ways of Salazar Slytherin. As the darkness within the light's savoir grows will a bond form between Harry and the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,680 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
In Dreams by Bookkbaby reviews
EragonMurtagh SLASH INCEST. Eragon must come to terms with his homosexuality in a homophobic world, while Murtagh must try to convince Eragon that some things are worth reaching for.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 204,637 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Reminiscence by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Evolution. "The lycans of old were trapped, unable to ever assume human form again." Willam was going to be the greatest evil ever loosed upon the world, but Alexander Corvinus underestimated the strength of the bond between two brothers. Willam/Markus
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2008 - William, Marcus - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,089 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Detention Club by kirraluv reviews
All of Harry's friends have crushes on teachers...Harry has more. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected Happenings by Diosa2 reviews
Harry must continue his Occlumency lessons with Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,336 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Logical Reason by skeptyx reviews
Snape saves Harry... again. Slash Very short
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Mystery by skeptyx reviews
Snape pursues Harry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Most Precious Gift by Anath de Malfoy reviews
Draco can't come home for the holidays, but even this can't keep him and Lucius apart! Warning: Malfoycest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.