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Joined 03-21-11, id: 2800421, Profile Updated: 09-29-12

Hey I'm Fiona and I belong in multiple fandoms. Fangirling is my life basically, and I'm a potterhead and I love bands. My OTP for HP is Dramione and Tomione. I read band slash, but only Frerard. I have an armada of ships in bands such as: Jalex, Brusnop, Fuenciado, Austlan, Tony/Jaime, and anything that makes me happy. Squidgy lallalallala- follow on Tumblr: blackparadenights.tumblr.com :D


When you go
Just know that I will remember you
If Living was the hardest part
We'll then one day be together
And in the end we'll fall apart
Just like the leaves change in color
And then I will be with you
I will be there one last time now
When you go
Just know that I will remember you

-It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a *...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a *.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking *.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible *.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be * them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we've been toldXD)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a *.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small *.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a *.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling *.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a *.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a * myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (What is wrong with girls to wear casual clothes?)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I am random so I MUST be different
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 200,878 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Someday Sunny Skies by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Nothing but tragedy had come from the Final Battle, not even when Harry and Hermione had been hurtled into the past. But Tom Riddle changes things, and finally, Hermione could tell that she would be seeing sunny skies again. Finished in 2006, may edit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,986 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5288 - Favs: 12,146 - Follows: 1,479 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Never Knew by Joelle8 reviews
What you never knew about various characters in the Harry Potter series. From their loves, to their tragedies, to even their motives: there is always more to someone than meets the eye. Chapter 30: Helga Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,450 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
A World Of Riddles by Buckbeak Ate My Wand reviews
Hermione and Draco travel to 1944 to stop Voldemort. Without realising it, Hermione and Tom start to develop feelings they never thought possible! Rated M for violence, language and semi-sexual content. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,747 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cloudless by thecivilunrest reviews
Once again she had chosen what was practical over what she wanted. Salazar Slytherin/Helga Hufflepuff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Salazar S., Helga H. - Complete
Sola Fida by Iaragon reviews
Devotion is something that comes with time. Ivy will do anything to make him see himself as a man, even as she herself grows into a monster. RemusOC. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,824 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,007 - Reviews: 3787 - Favs: 8,484 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Disaster's Sweet Seduction by RainynDawn reviews
They were on the brink of losing everything. She uncovered a Horcrux but at a high price. Now she's in a place where hope first began to dwindle and ends up in a fight against disaster's sweet seduction in the form of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,471 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Dream Worth Keeping by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Years have gone by since Hogwarts and so much as changed for Hermione...a husband, children, and for some reason, she can't remember any of it. Will her memory return? If not, can she learn to love this man again? PostHogwarts,HGDM, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,005 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Heart Betrayal by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
I could tell they thought I was insane. If I had seen myself, I would have thought so also. They kept asking who I was talking about. How could I tell them that I was in the past and that I had fallen in love with Tom Riddle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete