Author has written 6 stories for Spyro the Dragon, and Naruto.
Name: Not sayin'
Age: 17 (b. 03/22/96 d.Hopefully not anytime soon)
Mental Stabilty: UNKNOWN
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Cynder - The Legend of Spyro: She's strong, powerful, and bold. She's had a taste of darkness and was able to overcome it. It's not the power you use, it's the path you choose to you the power.
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze - NARUTO: He's had a tough life and has had always had a good heart. He's willing to help people. If he isn't a saint, then I don't know what is right.
Joey Wheeler - Yu-Gi-Oh!: He has awesome luck and is clever. Not to mention halarious and comical. :P
Hinata Hyuga - NARUTO: She also has kead a tough life by being resented by her clan, her own father, sister, and cousin-that-is-like-a-brother, no less. Again she is so kind and loving, she should be a saint in a heartbeat.
Jeremie Belpois - Code Lyoko: He is smart and resilent. He has endurence, for pain and slee[p deprivation. I'm honestly impressed and look up to this guy.
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter: She's eccentric, unusual, and wise. Enough said.
Artemis/Diana - Percy Jackson/Greek Mythology: She's strong, powerful, and inpendent. Plus, I've always had a thing for the moon. Mysterious, wild, and powerful.
Abigal Lincoln/Numbuh 5 - Codename: Kids Next Door: She's cool, calm, collected, and bold.
Nico di Angelo - Percy Jackson: I have to give him credit he has the sanity and compassion to help people and his powers are PWNAGE!!!
Interesting Things about me: :)
I'm a Native American shaman. spirits, healing, future stuff, that's my department in this department.
I'm decended from 14th century French royalty, don't know how but I am, Grandma and Grandpa says so.
I can bake, but barely cook stove-top. :'(
I'ma Varsity Quiz member at my school. Never heard of it? Look it up. NOW!
I am trying to learn Japanese, Latin, and other languages.
Name: Shane Jewel
Weapons: Blade of Convexity
Personality: Cold and calculating. Hardly smiles. Always serious. Always helping other.
Notes: Love interest of Noxa and Inferna
Human Apperence: Long dirty-blonde hair, blue-grayish eyes, wears dark colors, collared shirts, and long pants
Dragon Apperence: Regular build, slightly muculular, horns like Spyro's (with no ridges), black scales with purple spots on indiviulal scales, royal purple eyes.
Elements: Fear, Poison, Shadow
Personality: Quick tempered. Bit childish.
Notes: Crush on Shane. Daughter of Spyro and Cynder. Sister of Inferna and Archus.
Apperence: Black scales, 2 upward horns, razor tail blade, purple eyes; otherwise almost exactly like Cynder
Elements: Fire, Ice, Wind
Personality: Straight foward.
Notes: Crush on Shane. Daughter of Spyro and Cynder. Sister of Noxa and Archus.
Apperence: Ruby-red scales, orange underbelly, sky blue eyes, otherwise like Cynder.
Elements: Electriity, Fire, Earth
Personality: Trusting to a fault. Only giving one-chance. Protective of his family.
Notes: Son of Spyro and Cynder. Brother of Inferna and Noxa.
Apperence: Yellow scales, heavy tint orange underbelly, horns, wings, etc. build like Spyro.
Notes: Guardian of Fear
Copy & Pastes:
Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profileFor me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
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I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong. Or else I'm locked up, All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone, The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just. One whipping tonight, Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car, My daddy is back. From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse
My name he calls, I press myself, Against the wall. I try and hide
From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault. That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door. He's already locked it
And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late. His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain
Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops
And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is May
And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)
You know you're a dragon trapped inside a humans body when...
You love to draw them
You can't get enough of them
You start imagining what it would be like if you were one
You write stories about dragons
You keep it a secret from you're friends
You love Spyro
If you feel kindness to everyone, a dragons heart is one of the largest
If you like singing happy songs yourself. A dragons lungs are the largest.
You love to fly whether it be in a plane or sky diving
You look at everyday situations as if they could determine you're destiny
Copy and Paste this on you're profile if you're a dragon
If you think Metroid is better than Halo and that Samus could kick Master Chief's ass, then copy and paste this into your profile.
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side… it’ll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
* If you hear … "Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!"
MY FRIENDS ON THIS SITE:
Darkened Path: One of my first friends on this site. I met him when he review one of my stories and I thanked him for it. Later, i helped him with his writings and we've been thick as thieves since.
Star Duster the Dragoness: My great friend, Star Duster. She is honestly the one of the more brighter indivuals I've had the greatest honor of meeting. She is honestly a ray of sunshine during a great thunderstorm. She is honestly can put a positive spin on anything.
Cynder fan: A more, quiet person. He is a god person and a good writer. Quite the knowledge of miltary combat and history, too.
YinYangWriter: A great friend that i can geek out about Code Lyoko and Chaotic with. Always a swell person who will put a great spin things, but never afraid to venture into the darker shades of the mind and always comes back to tell the tale.
hinatasgreatestfan: We chat about Naruto from time to time. Especialy NaruHina fluffiness. ;)
Uzumaki Ricky: He is a great friend and is usually good for a laugh. He knows the dangers of the dark side of the human conciousness like I do and have escaped from it.
Darkness Oversoul: A awesome, random, bubbily friend that has immeasurble wisdom and a limitless imagination. Se can also be quite scary; and crazy. She is actually the most genius person I have ever met.
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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk!
Every day I think people can't get any stupider, and every day I am proved horribly wrong.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of explosives.
Today in school we were told to write down what we wanted to be when we grew up.
I wrote down happy.
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand Life...
Things My Mother Taught Me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Honest Curse: SeanStyle - Naruto - ADOPTED FROM "hinatasgreatestfan" ! Naruto has a curse that forces him to keep his promises no matter what. How will he deal with ninja way becoming his only way? Rating subject to change. Pairings: NaruHina
Naruto: Fangs of War - Naruto and Spyro the Dragon - In the aftermath of Malefor's cataclysm, Spyro and Cynder are given a new mission by the Chronicler: aid a Child of Phophecy to fulfill his destiny. Naruto finds a Contract in the Forbidden Scroll that isn't written in any known language. Watch as Cynder, Naruto, and Spyro evolve not only to be spendid fighters, but a newfound family. Pairing: SpyCyn, Possible NaruHina