UndressTheseBeautifulLies
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Joined 03-21-11, id: 2800790, Profile Updated: 07-14-14
Author has written 69 stories for Victorious, iCarly, Sonny with a Chance, Twilight, Pretty Little Liars series, Girl, Interrupted, Breakfast Club, and Pretty Little Liars.

First things first, of course it's Aria. Unless you're Aria's mom, just assume it's Spencer. You know, slutting it up!

Hi! I love writing and getting people's opinions of it.

Taylor Swift and Jennette McCurdy and Demi Lovato and Sterling Knight and Anna Kendrick = Too. Much. Perfection.

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Channy. Bade. Seddie. Spoby. Jori. Jalice. Spoby. Haleb. Sparia.

If you have a story idea that you'd like me to write just ask. Same for any questions.

I love SVU. I would love to be on that show as a corpse :D

Pretty Little Liars will be the death of me. The books are Pitch Perfect. Fat Amy (sorry, Patricia) is the best. Rebel Wilson = more perfection.

I'm in love with Sterling's eyes. I love the movie Starstruck.

My favourite bands are Mayday Parade thanks to my stalkee, and A Rocket to The Moon, thanks to my obsessive YouTube scrolling.

I don't care who you are, if you ever need to talk, I'm here. Day or night. I don't mind if you don't read my stories.

Say hi if you feel like it. Let's talk.

Some quotes I like;

"Yeah, well. I shut everybody out. Don't take it personally. It's just easier." That it is.

"Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness.
And I would have stayed up with you all night
had I known how to save a life."

"But you broke me, now I can't feel anything."

I don't know what to be without you around.

Is something on your mind?
Hands are cold as ice she says.
Tell me about your secret life...
And all the things you've seen.
Tell me what you think of me.

You dance like a queen,
in spite of all the things you never wanted.
When you're left out in the cold.
You dance like a queen,
your silhouette is still my reflection.
You speak to me in riddles.
You speak to me in riddles.

Nothing goes as planned. Everything will break. And people say goodbye in their own special way.

Was it just too far to fall, for a little paper doll?

"I don't know why everybody hates me so much. But maybe I do, because now I hate me too. And right now, I really don't see the reason for trying. Or for talking. Or for even breathing."

I am, just another nothing. Light me up I'll fold in and then be gone.

It is the introverts that challenge and encourage the rest of the world, though there carefully thought out words, to be who they can be and not what the rest of the world says they should be.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I have the horrible tendency to be the meanest to the people who I care the most about.

Being a cynical, sarcastic, skeptical person is all I have.

My stories are not an attempt to upset anyone, or to offend - but on the off chance they do, send me a PM and I'll see what I can do to change it.

I use the face xD too much and I call everyone doll, so don't take it personally.

I like using the strikethrough button

I'm Caitlin. Have fun reading.

STORIES

These are the stories I've co-written.

Not What You Think - Written with Jay43211

Missed Too Much - Sequel to Not What You Think

Bless The Broken Roads That Brought Us Here - Written with Lcat14

Twilight
You Make Me Wanna Die (In progress of writing...;))

Cynthia

Auntie Lilly

Alice

Jasper

Alice and Jasper

A little about myself not that you care

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Actually I kinda am, but that's a different story)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Mm...I am)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I don't know who they are)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Again, well...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well..)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I read MURDER NOVELS, so I MUST be planning to kill someone or myself.

A pink drink is..well, just a pink drink.

Smile, it looks lovely on you.

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Thunder and Lightning by Alicia Mirza reviews
Am I ordinary? Totally, I'm only a shopaholic American teenager who lives in a small town in Washington after all. Except I have weird prophetic powers, I'm freakishly energetic and bouncy, my best friend drinks blood, I'm in love with a sexy blond vampire and some crazy megalomaniac wants my little sister and me. Insanity, I know! [Human Alice/ Vampire Jasper; AU]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,039 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Alice, Jasper] [Bella, Edward]
All She Wrote by KittieKat121 reviews
AH/AU Alice had nothing, no one to turn to, no reason to carry on. Everyday is a morbid repeat of the last. She writes letters to express her pain, posting them with no address. Jasper, son of the owner of the post office, reads the letters and is shocked, but is he too late to save Alice...from herself? Not a very good summary, but read it! T for distressing content and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Alice, Jasper
Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
12 Days Of Christmas by KittieKat121 reviews
The 12 Days Of Christmas...Jalice style ;) A Christmassy one-shot for each of the twelve days leading up to Christmas :) Reviews much appreciated ;)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Healing Fire by melinary reviews
I'd spent my entire life studiously avoiding thoughts of my burning, that fire that catapulted me into this vampiric existence but now even though I'd left him just a mere couple hours, I feel as if I need his fire to exist from one moment to the next...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,527 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jane, Seth - Complete
What Makes Us, Us by sshaw101 reviews
We all have objects that define us, some more important than others. A really bad summary, and a hopefully changing title.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Complete
Not Just a Phase by chasingafterstarlight reviews
She's always been good at disappearing. He'll try 365 days, 365 ways to get to her. /Moments between Jade West and André Harris. Jandré, slightly AU and angsty.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - André H., Jade W. - Complete
Resturant Exersise by megnut2327 reviews
Sikowitz comes up with a funny acting challange for Beck and Jade where they go to a resturant and act weird
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Parental Mode by BashfullyBeautiful92 reviews
Jade, Beck and their three year old son Paint a nursery.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
lipstick cant fix this by MakatoMai reviews
gotta play the part, act like it aint killin me.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Winding Off Track Too Fast Too Fast by kab16 reviews
"Have any of them ever bothered looking past the magenta hair and innocent smile? They wouldn't believe what they'd find." Cat sees more then they give her credit for. And what do they see when they look at her?
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Cat V. - Complete
Firearms and Famous Last Words by aghamora reviews
This is what happens when we play with guns, children. Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Jade W. - Complete
Those Torn Asunder by aghamora reviews
Married in black, you will wish yourself back. Jade/Beck, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
From Her Eyes Fell Black Satin Tears by aghamora reviews
There's only so much one human being can take, and heaven knows she's had more than her fair share. Jade/Beck, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - [Jade W., Beck O.] - Complete
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Oh, Maia reviews
A dark stormy night brought them together in the closest bond known to man - mother and baby. What could tear them apart? Bade, AU, multi-chap. Jade becomes a mother in the most unlikely of circumstances. How will she cope?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 6/23
You Make Me Wanna Die reviews
When Alice Brandon and her little sister, Cynthia, arrive in the small town of Forks, they're sure to stir things up. It's not just a typical teenage romance - one can see the future and the other's a vampire. Danger is bound to follow the two wherever they go. Watch their unique love story unfold... Human Alice/Vampire Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,762 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Alice, Jasper
Secrets Of The Night reviews
"I've seen you before, you know," She had been silent from that day forward, but what did John Bender know about Allison's life outside of the classroom? Multi-chap Allison/Bender
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,220 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/4/2014 - John B., Allison R.
My Safe Place reviews
Spencer Hastings could count on one hand the amount of times she'd been rendered speechless. This time, she didn't ever think she'd be able to breathe for long enough to ever speak again. Spoby - Spencer finds out Toby is A.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16 - Spencer H. - Complete
The Swing Set Story reviews
Jade always knew that the old swing set was her safe place to land, and that he'd always be there to tell her another one of his stories. So she'd always go there.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30 - Complete
25 Things About reviews
25 things about different Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014
Black and Blue reviews
Everybody knows she's a mess, everybody knows he stole the heart from out of her chest. Beck Oliver and Jade West have a twisted sort of fairytale, but she would never have a happily ever after.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
Jade was fire and Beck was ice. They were so terribly mismatched that it worked. He would be drowned in the blue abyss that were her eyes and she would let her pale skin sizzle in the flames if it meant being together. Bade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Finding A Legacy reviews
Emily's thoughts and feelings as she makes that one decision that will change all the liar's lives forever. The ground breaking, heart shattering decision that makes her go in search of the nearest bridge. *Spoilers from Deadly*
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2014
Not So Typical reviews
"Nowadays silence is looked on as odd and most of my race has forgotten the beauty of meaning much by saying little. Now tongues work all day by themselves with no help from the mind." Allison reflects on The Breakfast Club and the true meaning of friendship.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014
My World Would Be A Wonderland reviews
An insight to one girl's innermost thoughts and feelings.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2014
Catching Up Is Hard To Do reviews
Jade West is back from the dead. Well, technically, she's back from England after her Dad sent her there when she was six years old, torn from her safe, happy home. Now she's on a plane back to that home, and she's got a lot of catching up to do. Can she fit back into her old life? Or will she die trying? Sequel to Oh Daddy Dearest.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Jade W., Cat V., Beck O.
The Alphabet: Emmalie Style reviews
Yep, it's back! Every letter of the alphabet describing Rosalie and Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,808 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Emmett, Rosalie
Deafening Silence reviews
"And it was after months of silence that I realised we make better strangers than we ever did anything else." Beck and Jade reflect back on what should have been the happiest moments of their lives. No-one ever tells you that happiness always has a way of ending in tragedy, but they've figured it out. Bade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014
Alone Together reviews
From the moment she made her very first proposal to him, Jasper knew that he wouldn't mind being alone for eternity, so long as they could be alone together. Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Destined for Disaster reviews
Have you ever wondered what you'll turn out like? Or what the future holds for you? Don't wish too hard; sometimes, it's not as great as it seems...
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Beck O., Jade W.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow reviews
Cat doesn't like to remember that mess of tangled bed sheets and emotions that were finally released, but a new baby makes her remember. The father's identity is a secret. Who will help her? Will Cat end up alone once again? Cade friendship/Bade/Bat
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Jade W., Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
I Loved Her First reviews
"Time changes everything, and life must go on, and I'm not gonna stand in your way. But I loved her first, and I held her first." Edward/Renesmee. It's Renesmee's wedding day and Edward does his best to be happy, but it's just so hard to give her away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I Love My Little Sister reviews
When you are in love, nothing else seems to matter. What happens when Jane and Alec's world fall apart around them, and they can't even see it, until it's far too late? Idea by: Little Princezz Everlazt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Alec, Jane
The Lost Get Found reviews
There's a girl on the street; she's crying, there's a man whose faith is dying, don't let your fire burn out, love is calling them. Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Alice, Jasper
To Daddy
A songfic about Bender growing up and realizing that everybody leaves, except for the ones who you want to.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2014 - John B. - Complete
Her Own Bittersweet Symphony reviews
Cat's singing her own lyrics, and she doesn't care who hears.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Cat V. - Complete
The Doll And The Wolf reviews
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. Seth clings desperately to the hope that she comes back, but for now...he'll let her go. Seth/Jane, for Twilight Under Estimated Characters Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Jane, Seth - Complete
Brown Eyed Girl reviews
Renesmee would always be her Daddy's little brown eyed girl, no matter how old she gets. Edward/Renesmee Daddy Daughter fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The End Of The World reviews
Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don't they know, it's the end of the world, cause you don't love me anymore? Beck/Jade, heartbreak, The Worst Couple, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Story Of A Girl reviews
This is her story. This is the story of a girl. This is her story. Jade's story. So listen carefully.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
A Knife In Her Heart reviews
Maybe Allison likes to draw things on other canvases. Maybe that other canvas is her skin, and the pencil is a knife. Stealing Bender's knife is just the start. Faint reference to blood, no description, non graphic. Allison/Bender
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2013 - John B., Allison R. - Complete
Christmas At The Cullens reviews
Just a family that has come together to celebrate Christmas. Enjoy reindeer, Christmas cheer, some thoughts and some confusion. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Been Here All Along reviews
Alice's true love, Jasper, is fighting in the war. It just about breaks her heart when he's not there. But maybe, he's been here all along? Songfic, Jalice, fluffyish, AU(ish) one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Alice, Jasper
A FanFiction To Remember reviews
Stories inspired by you, and anything you dreamed of. Victorious. May seem AU sometimes, depending on the review. Mostly drabbles, at most three chapters. Obviously updates depend on the words I get sent.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
The Alphabet: Jalice style reviews
Every letter of the alphabet describing Alice and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Alice, Jasper
The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home reviews
Caterina Valentine is not who you think she is. Caterina Valentine couldn't tell you who she is. But this, this is her story. So sit back and listen to what she's saying.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Cat V. - Complete
Witch of Condor Studios reviews
Sonny isn't exactly as you would think. Maybe, just maybe, there's a little magic involved.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Famous Last Words reviews
Our little Hanna has finally had enough of Ali, and A. This is her goodbye. Hanna centric
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hanna M. - Complete
Use Somebody For Suggestions reviews
Jade West has always preferred being alone, even as a little girl. But not so much when she realizes how completely alone she is, with no-one to turn to. This is her story. Based on Use Somebody and Suggestions.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Concrete Angel reviews
Through the wind and the rain, she stands hard as a stone, in a world that she can't rise above. - Cat Centric
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Cat V. - Complete
Downtown reviews
When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go, downtown/ And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you,omeone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to guide them along. Jade/Beck - songfic
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Jade W., Beck O.
Girl, Explained
A few short poems about the girls in Claymoore.
Girl, Interrupted - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 10/25/2013
Claymoore 101 reviews
Lisa centric. Just some things she should know, some things she already knows and some things nobody knows. Based on the movie, not the book.
Girl, Interrupted - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat reviews
Kitty Cats should stick to what they know. Especially this one. Cat centric.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
I wonder
Song fic based on "I Wonder" Kellie Pickler - Alice remembers a brief time as a human, and it's not all rainbows and
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Alice - Complete
Immortality, My Darlings reviews
It's not a tragedy. It's immortality, my darlings.
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
I miss you reviews
The final battle. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief knowing it was a vision. But what if it wasn't? What if your favourite witch twins were torn apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Bonds That Won't Be Broken reviews
Jane isn't as heartless as you think. Her brother, Alec, always manages to bring out her softer side... Based on a dream! Kinda OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Miss Invisible reviews
Alice is a little mousy eight grader who is just joining the Cullens. She badly needs a friend to lean on, but what if that friend is her new sister, Rosalie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Kid's Day Out reviews
Jasper and Alice go out to the beach with Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One step at a time reviews
Watch Cat and Jade grow up, they're just taking life one step at a time young Cade friendship!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Cat V., Jade W.
Alice's Birthday reviews
Forever isn't quite long enough. Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Iris reviews
When everything feels like the movies, you bleed just to know you're alive.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
So Just Catch Me reviews
Her laugh is like being rained on, and her smile is intoxicating, but he can't get enough. - Beck&Jade Childhood story Bade/AU
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Beck Oliver - The untold story reviews
Beck Oliver, the handsome boy at Hollywood Arts. Beck Oliver, boyfriend of Jade West. Beck Oliver, son of rich socialites Savanna and Tomas Oliver. Beck Oliver, the forgotten little boy?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Complete
Give a damn reviews
How Bade "came about"/or/ Once upon a time, there lived an ordinary boy, and a girl he was desperately in love with. But what happens when she doesn't give a damn? Based on Give a damn by A Rocket to The Moon
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
The Twisted Story Of The Three Bears reviews
It's too cold outside for Angels to fly, for angels to fly/or/ Some people just aren't cut out for children. Sam & Freddie are prime examples. - Seddie, AU, future. "But where's Goldilocks?"
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Yours sincerely reviews
I don't know why everybody hates me so much. But maybe I do, because now I hate me too. And right now, I really don't see the reason for trying. Or for talking. Or for even breathing.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Toddlers & Teenagers reviews
A little girl who knows too much, two boys and implied lesbians. Just another day in Hollywood (not a serious story, just for fun!)
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
Darlin reviews
All she can do is love her the best that she can. Cade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
Baby, oh baby reviews
What happens when Jade, Tori and cat all become momma's? To baby doll simulators. Watch them raise their young with their new husbands, Beck Andre and Robbie.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 32,413 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
If I Die Young reviews
If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river, at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song. What happens when one of the gang might die young?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Jade W. - Complete
Oh daddy dearest reviews
When a young Jade's nanny tries to commit suicide, she knows something's up. What is everyone trying to hide? Complete.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,201 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
Remembering Me reviews
"When you forget about her, don't you dare remember me," Beck and Jade from Jade's POV in a narrators perspective. Bade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Terrible Things reviews
Now, baby, I'm only telling you this because life, can do terrible things. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Fast Car reviews
The story of Beck and Jade - Bade.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
If Only reviews
You can bandage the damage, but you never really can fix a heart...
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
The story of them reviews
"You're as random as a chameleon on a rainbow and you've got a grin wider than the Cheshire cat's, that's how."
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
If only they knew reviews
Caterina Valentine, picture of innocence. She wishes.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Cat V. - Complete
Insanity and Beyond reviews
Everyone loses it at one point. Sometimes though, things just push us off the edge.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
She's bleeding love reviews
Cat Valentine, redheaded survivor.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
Deep in the wood, his secrets unfold reviews
When a heartbroken Jade West finds comfort in a mystery boy's diary, will she find him before it's too late? Now finished!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
Tabby Cat! reviews
Together, it's true. They make Tabby Cat.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete