Author has written 11 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Hunger Games.
Loser ] You don't have very many friends. [ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. [ x] You were always picked last for kickball. [x] You don't like to talk a lot. ] You tend to avoid mass social activities [ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. [x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. [ x] Your friends have blown you off before. ] You sit alone in most of your classes. ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. [x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. [ /] People don't find you friendly. [ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total= 4 1/2 (Some people don't find me friendly, some do)
] You pop the collar [ ] You won't go near the Goths [ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store. [ ] You are very clean cut. [ ] You are squeamish. ] People have called you preppy before. [ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume [ ] You have a lot of money. [ ] You know who LC is. [ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. [ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. [ ] You carry a purse wherever you go. ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. [ ] You do not leave the house without make up. [ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.
Total = 0
Band Geek ] You have played an instrument before. ] You still play an instrument. [ ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. [ ] You are/were in Marching Band. [ ] Most of your friends are in band. [ ] The band room/band hall is your second home. [x ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. [ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. [ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition. [ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room. [ ] Band is your favorite class. [ ] You have been to band camp. [ ] You walk in step with all your friends. [ ] You talk about band constantly. [ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. [ ] You hate rap music. [ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. [x] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. [ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. [ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 2
Thespian [x] You have seen a school play. [ ] You have seen a Broadway musical. [x] You like to act. [x] You have participated in a school play. [ ] You have participated in a play outside of school. [ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference [ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke? [ ] You have done tech. ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. [ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical. [x ] You have been to a cast party. [ ] You are in a thespian troupe. [ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. [ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. [ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed [ ] You do not have a personal bubble. [x] You actually understand Shakespeare. ] You know how to put on stage make up. [ ] You have been a lead. [ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 5
Overachiever [x] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities. [ ] You have a part-time job. ] You have straight A's. [ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.(IB) ] You do not procrastinate. [ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. [ ] You do not have very much down time. ] You are very organized. [ x] You always have a thousand things going on at once. [ ] You are in a relationship. (what does that have to do with anything?) [ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. [ x] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. ] You are/were on Student Council. [ ] You are/were the class president. (Blah) [ ] You are/were a class officer. (Blah) [ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class. [ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. ] People have told you that you didn't have a life. [ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma. [ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 3 (But the position is only secratary for anime club)
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. [ x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. [x ] You think tattoos are hot. (it depends on the tat) [ ] You think odd piercings are hot. [/ ] You don't get along with your parents. [x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color(Blue streak of hair!) [ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. [x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [x] You like to write dark poetry. [ ] You are into/interested in S&M. [ x] You have a pair of oversized black pants. [ x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. [ ] You listen to grunge. [/] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. [ ] You smoke cigarettes. [ ] You will only date other Goths. [x] You don't really care what people think about you. [ ] Overly happy people scare you. [x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 9
] You actually study for tests and quizzes. ] You have straight A's. [ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. [x ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. [ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. [/] Your mom buys your clothes for you. [x] You actually answer the questions in class. ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. [/ ] You miss school during the summer. ] You wear your pants at your waist. [ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. [ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. [ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. [ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. [ ] People always cheat off you during tests. [ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. [x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.(
Total = 4 (I only miss seeing friends, especially the ones I hate and always argue with using sarcastic comments as my weapon...)
Garage Band Junkie
[x ] You play the guitar. [ ] You have been in a garage band before. [ ] You're still in a garage band. [ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. [ ] You play shows almost weekly. [ ] You play the drum set. [x ] You sing vocals for a band. [x ] You write your own lyrics. [ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. [ ] Your band has a myspace page. [ ] You have been in multiple garage bands. [ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. [ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands [ ] Your band has been signed. [ ] You have taken guitar classes at school. [ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times. [x ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. [x ] You have musical talent. [ ] You have groupies. [ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 5 (Some of it doesn't make sense...I'm talented so I'm a garage band junky...)
Emo [x ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. [x ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. [ ] You flip your hair often. [ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses. [x ] You have hurt your self on purpose. [ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight. [x] You don't really smile too often. [ ] You blog often. [x ] You never smile in pictures. [ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate. [ x] You're too much to be a goth. [x ] You own a lot of band t-shirts. [ ] You go to a lot of shows. [ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. [ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [ ] You have played all the Emo Games [x ] You have worn black eyeliner before. [ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. [ ] You love the emo song. [ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.
Total = 8
[x ] You own a skateboard. [ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school. [x ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. [ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. [x ] You have vandalized public property. [ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before. [x ] You have been yelled at for littering. [/ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. [x ] You listen to punk rock. [ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot. [ ] You stick it to the man [ ] You own skater shoes. [/] You watch MTV2, not MTV.(both) [x ] You enjoy crude humor. [x ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff. [x ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. [ ] You pretty much live at the skate park. [ ] Hygene does not concern you. [x] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 9 (Allthough if anyone actually knew who I was, I'd deny the cop and school and vandalizing thing...And it's half cause I ran and didnt get caught...Stupid curfew...)
[x ] Most people are scared of your music [x ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics [ ] You hate emo kids [/ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before [ ] Slipknot isn't really metal [x ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre [ ] You hate pop and rap. [ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff [ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. [ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands [x ] You curse a lot. [ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal [ ] You wore black converses before they became emo [ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings [ ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. [x ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
Total: 5 1/2
Now type your name with your toes: sem97
Type your name with your elbow: sem97
Type your name with your nose: sem97
Type your name with you hands while not looking:sem97
Type your name with your tongue: sem97
(What can I say? I'm boss when it come to keyboards)
A : has a smile to die for
B : is a nerd at times
C : can kick your butt
D : great friend
E : has beautiful eyes
F : wild and crazy
G : HOT
H : likes someone
I : best boyfriend or girlfriend
J : is really sweet
K : gorgeous
L : very good kisser
M : can be funny and dumb at times
N : easy to fall in love with
O : has one of the best personalities ever
P : popular with all types of people
Q : makes people laugh
R : gives good hugs
S : nice butt
T : very open - minded
U : is loved by everyone
V : very romantic and not judgmental
W : not bad
X : never let people tell you what to do
Y : very hot
Z : makes dating fun
I'll do my middle name
E : has beautiful eyes
R : gives good hugs
I : best boyfriend or girlfriend
N : easy to fall in love with
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
1. Favorite color?
Black, neons, red
2. Friends online?
3. Got any pets?
4. Hair color?
Natural blonde, currently black hair
5. Eye color?
Blue-grey, but they look green in certain lightings, like candle light
6. Favorite number?
7. Single or taken?
8. Have a crush?
9. Where are you right now?
In my room…on my computer…
10. What can you reach without moving, besides your arm?
Desk, cellular device, straigtener, binder iPod charger and stuff
11. What do you want to be in life?
Writin or preforming arts
12. Have guy friends?
13. Are you popular?
Depends on who you ask, I am popular with 'Misfits', 'Nerds', and 'Outcasts', ect, ect...I'm like their leader
14. Homepage for your computer?
15. Favorite quote?
Never hold your brath on someone when you know you'll be waiting forever-Sem97
16. Are you pretty?
I don't think so, except my eyes, but others say I am
17. Cry easily?
I'll put it this way, didn't shed a single tear during Marley&Me
18. Are you excited for summer?
Yeah! First year of work, here I come!
19. Who was the last person you talked to?
20. Have you been bullied?
Yeah, but you can bet you lucky stars I stopped that!
21. Are you listening to music right now?
22. Zodiac sign?
23. Favorite take-out food?
24. Were you born in the USA?
25. Do looks matter?
No, but I'm a sucker for nice eyes!
26. How old are you?
27. Whats to your right?
Closet, safe, dresser
28. Last thing you ate/drank?
1.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Samizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Green Leopard
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Erin Thompson
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mansaogg
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Red Coke
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Amaniohc
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black puddles
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grape Tornado
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Eye Patch
A - AVAILABLE:Shall we leave it as, it's complicated
B – BIRTHDAY: N/A
C - CRUSHING ON: One of my guy friends who likes me
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:Water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My guy friend (See A)
F - FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW: Hey ther Delilah-plain white T's
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Worms
H – HOMETOWN: A small town called none-ya, located in buisness city
I - IN LOVE WITH: iPod, tv, acting
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Nope
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:PA to CA
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Oreo
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 5 (Counting half sibling)
O - ONE WISH: To be an actress
P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: See A
R - REASON TO SMILE: See P
S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Hello-Evanescence
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:30 AM
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Pink
V - VEGETABLE:Brocolli
W - WORST HABIT: Yelling at myself (Not always nice)
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: A few on my teeth
Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: Complicated
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Leo
About the Furture
Do you want to go to college:Yes Kutztown or a college in the heart of Philly
What do you want to be:Actress or model or author
Want to get married:Yeah, maybe, no too sure
Want to have kids:We'll see, maybe not
What would there names be:Girls:Antheia Mary(Or Marie)/Mackenzie Lee Boys: Not too sure, it'd be the dad's choice so long as it's not stupid
How many: 2-3
Where do you want to live:Philly or DC
Where do you want to get married: By a lake
How do you want to die:Peacefully in my sleep.
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
You think of Mick and Nina whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.
Copy and re-post this if you have done at least 3 of these things!
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile
I just read a copy and paste that said "Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Copy and paste this to your profile
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
My name is Emily, and I am but five.
My mommy left and my daddy tried.
I have no idea what it means,
he says I was unplanned, mommy said I was a thing.
I feel so alone, so confused,
I'm all alone, mentally abused.
My name is Emily, and I'm now sixteen,
I took my life, just to please.
Now you have a choice, so much like I.
Repost this to show you care if more girs die.
There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile
The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (does a car moving less than 1 mile per hour count?)
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total so far=2
() You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
() You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
() You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
() You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (But I don't act it)
() People have called you slow.
total so far= 4
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
() You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
total so far= 6
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
() You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 7
(x) You have eaten a bug.
() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 10
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 13
Take time and read each sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is weirdo cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Here are some awesome things to say to dorks who try to use these as pick-up lines.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
You say Pink
52 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
51. Walk around his mansion, and when ever you see him, a ghost, and or a(n) security camera, fling your hands above your head, screaming ontop of your lungs "I'M GOIN GHOST" then point at him call him a fruitloop and runaway.
52. Walk around his mansion singing very loudly and badly,
a.) Californa Girls by Katy Perry
c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song
52. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over.
What to Do During an Exam
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Act spazzy
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
t w e n t y q u e s t i o n s:
1. How did you get one of your scars?
My clumsy self tripping whilst holding a glass plate.
2. Have you ever been out of your home country?
3. Where is your favorite place to be?
A spot I will not be talking about to people who I don't know, even most I do.
4. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Eh-not really. I wish my life would be different, but I love who I am.
5. Why are you best friends with your best friend?
We can talk for hours about one subject before getting bored, like we were seperated at birth.
6. Who is your best friend?
7. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
I would want to be able to read minds as I please.
8. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
9. Do you believe love can last forever?
No idea, I've never seen it personally.
10. Do you think someone's thinking about you right now?
11. Do you like falling asleep listening to rain?
I sleep best in the rain or storm.
12. Do you like country music?
Depends on who and my mood.
13. What woke you up today?
14. Is there a person of the opposite sex who knows everything or almost everything about you?
Yeah, almost everything. My best guy friend.
15. If you could pack your bags right now and were given a plane ticket, where do you go?
16. What's the last thing you watched on tv?
17. Do you like school?
Yes, but not homework.
18. Do you find the show Jersey Shore ridiculous?
Yes, but funny.
19. Is it ever too late to apologize?
No, but it can be too late to be forgiven.
20. Have you ever eaten a live fish?
Live you say? No, not live.
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
Fabian and Nina (Fabina)
Mara and Jerome (Jara)
Patricia and Eddie (Peddie)
Amber and Alfie (Amfie)
Joy and Mick (Moy, but mostly because they're the only ones left)
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