Author has written 1 story for Criminal Minds.
Hey there, hey there, everyone. Just your friendly neighborhood RDP here.
Feel free to call me Gent, Man, RDP, Darius, Dari, Dare, Dar, or the fantastically genius and gracious ruler of Spencey land. Spencey land? As you either already know, or will shortly know, I am hopelessly and ridiculously obsessed with Spencer Reid / Matthew Gray Gubler. The funny thing about this, is that I happen to be a straight man. Now...where does admiration become obsession? Hell if I know. Really...I have no clue. Also, I have no idea why I like to write homosexual smut so much. I should be writing about hetero-relations, or at the very least about lesbians...but no, I've tried both and they just don't work. On this account, you will be treated to endless tales involving the character Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds. He'll probably be paired most of the time with either Derek Morgan or Aaron Hotchner. Hell, maybe even Tobias Hankel, or his awesome jazz musician friend Ethan from New Orleans. Either way, I'll be avoiding anything that isn't related to Criminal Minds on this pen-name.
Yes yes, as you can plainly see, I have obsessional problems. Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid, and Matthew Gray Gubler being my biggest obessions of the moment. If you engage in conversation with me, you expose yourself to the chance of being bombarded with Reid quotes, and endless advertisements for Team Reid. Hell yes. I also don't mind telling you that I haven't worn matching socks since I began watching Criminal Minds. Hurk. Oh yes, I'm that nerdy, it's so very painfully true. However, believe it or not, there really is more to me than just a hopeless little fan...creature.
Now that I've covered my severe case of Gubleritis, let's talk about me. M'kay? Firstly, I've already introduced myself. Now I'll tell you that I am a twenty-one year old male. I was born as a girl, and I'm currently on my way to becoming a legal male. If you have any questions regarding my gender / sex, I don't mind asking...unless you ask me if I have a dick. In that case, I'll let you know that 'no,' I don't have a dick. Not yet anyway. Ahem. I live in America, but I'm not telling you where exactly, since I have severe paranoia when it comes to the interwebz. I currently live with my grandmother because I am too poor to support myself, and my stepmother kicked me out on account of the living room window being shot by a pellet-gun. What does that to do with me being kicked out? She thinks that I did it when my parents were vacationing. Really...I don't even have one of those! Gah...so confusing.
Anyway, I'm currrently attending my local community college. Technically speaking, I'm studying illustration, but upon deep critical thinking, I've decided to change my major. Funny enough, I'm switching to to criminal justice. Before you ask, yes...my long term goal is to be in the FBI, and yes...it IS because of Criminal Minds. I'm a hopeless nerd. Oh well.
Frankly, I'm very sick of writing in paragraph form, so let's do some lists now, yes? Yes. No question. End of discussion.
Actor; Matthew Gray Gubler, Shemar Moore, Thomas Gibson, Mandy Patinkin, Johnny Depp, Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Will Smitch, Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood, Cary, Elwes, Mel Brooks,
Music genre; Jrock, Jpop, Kpop, Alternative, Metal, Trance, Techno.
Breakfast food; Stuffed French toast, Strawberry stuffed crepes, Eggies in a basket, Toast with cinnamon-ified oatmeal.
More to come eventually!