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Joined 03-21-11, id: 2801278, Profile Updated: 03-24-11
Author has written 1 story for Criminal Minds.

Hey there, hey there, everyone. Just your friendly neighborhood RDP here.

Feel free to call me Gent, Man, RDP, Darius, Dari, Dare, Dar, or the fantastically genius and gracious ruler of Spencey land. Spencey land? As you either already know, or will shortly know, I am hopelessly and ridiculously obsessed with Spencer Reid / Matthew Gray Gubler. The funny thing about this, is that I happen to be a straight man. Now...where does admiration become obsession? Hell if I know. Really...I have no clue. Also, I have no idea why I like to write homosexual smut so much. I should be writing about hetero-relations, or at the very least about lesbians...but no, I've tried both and they just don't work. On this account, you will be treated to endless tales involving the character Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds. He'll probably be paired most of the time with either Derek Morgan or Aaron Hotchner. Hell, maybe even Tobias Hankel, or his awesome jazz musician friend Ethan from New Orleans. Either way, I'll be avoiding anything that isn't related to Criminal Minds on this pen-name.

Yes yes, as you can plainly see, I have obsessional problems. Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid, and Matthew Gray Gubler being my biggest obessions of the moment. If you engage in conversation with me, you expose yourself to the chance of being bombarded with Reid quotes, and endless advertisements for Team Reid. Hell yes. I also don't mind telling you that I haven't worn matching socks since I began watching Criminal Minds. Hurk. Oh yes, I'm that nerdy, it's so very painfully true. However, believe it or not, there really is more to me than just a hopeless little fan...creature.

Now that I've covered my severe case of Gubleritis, let's talk about me. M'kay? Firstly, I've already introduced myself. Now I'll tell you that I am a twenty-one year old male. I was born as a girl, and I'm currently on my way to becoming a legal male. If you have any questions regarding my gender / sex, I don't mind asking...unless you ask me if I have a dick. In that case, I'll let you know that 'no,' I don't have a dick. Not yet anyway. Ahem. I live in America, but I'm not telling you where exactly, since I have severe paranoia when it comes to the interwebz. I currently live with my grandmother because I am too poor to support myself, and my stepmother kicked me out on account of the living room window being shot by a pellet-gun. What does that to do with me being kicked out? She thinks that I did it when my parents were vacationing. Really...I don't even have one of those! Gah...so confusing.

Anyway, I'm currrently attending my local community college. Technically speaking, I'm studying illustration, but upon deep critical thinking, I've decided to change my major. Funny enough, I'm switching to to criminal justice. Before you ask, yes...my long term goal is to be in the FBI, and yes...it IS because of Criminal Minds. I'm a hopeless nerd. Oh well.

Frankly, I'm very sick of writing in paragraph form, so let's do some lists now, yes? Yes. No question. End of discussion.

Favorites ~

Actor; Matthew Gray Gubler, Shemar Moore, Thomas Gibson, Mandy Patinkin, Johnny Depp, Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Will Smitch, Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood, Cary, Elwes, Mel Brooks,
+ Actress; Drew Barrymoore,
+ TV shows; Criminal Minds, House M.D, Bones, Hawaii five-0 [The new one, cus it has many sexy Asians] NCIS, Castle, Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, Ace of Cakes, Good Eats, Iron Chef [The classic Japanese version] The Naked Chef, Cupcake Wars, Food Network Challenge, Chopped, Restaurant Impossible.
+ Movies; The SAW franchise, The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, The Lord of the Rings franchise, Battle Royale, Suicide Club, Edward Scissorhands.
+ Anime; Elfen Lied, Death Note, Rurouni Kenshin, Tegami Bachi, Gantz.

Music genre; Jrock, Jpop, Kpop, Alternative, Metal, Trance, Techno.
+ Solo singers; Miyavi, Gackt, G-Dragon, Tae-yang.
+ Bands; Big Bang, B'z, SHINee, MBLAQ, Dir en Gray, D, An Cafe, Alice Nine, Exist trace, Lolita23q, Aicle, Zoro.

Breakfast food; Stuffed French toast, Strawberry stuffed crepes, Eggies in a basket, Toast with cinnamon-ified oatmeal.
+ Lunch-y food; Ham egg and cheese sammiches, Meat-ball subs.
+ Dinner time food; Mum's 'white people' enchiladas, Chicken 'n' dumplings, Chicken alfredo, Hamburger pie, Anything with fish involved, Especially sushi-rolls, Rice with shredded tilapia, Meat-balls, Clam-chowder, Pot roast with carrots and potatoes, Tacos, Hamhock soup.
+ Anytime food; Matthew Gray Gubler [Fuck yes, I went there] Stuffed mushrooms, Jalapeno poppers, Home-made chicken soup, Sugar-cookes [With no frosting] Tortilla chips with spicy cheese-sauce.
+ Dessert; Strawberry cheesecake ice-cream, Better-than-sex cake, Spice cake, Triple-chocolate cake with triple-chocolate frosting, Chocolate cheesecake drizzled in raspberry sauce, and chocolate coated Spencer Reid.
+ Drink; Mountain Dew [The classic green-beast] Coffee, Green tea frappucinos from Starbucks, Hawaiian punch, Pineapple Shasta.
+ Candy; Starburst, Those awesome little sour watermelon chewy gummy things, Chocolate covered strawberries, Lollipops, Practically anything fruity and chewy, Skittles, Sour Punch stuffs, and anything that is either dipped, coated, or filled with chocolate - especially dark chocolate.

More to come eventually!

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The Winter Is Warmer by JustJasper reviews
Reid notices the bruises Morgan has, and doesn't believe his story about where they came from. STRONG THEMES, abuse, non-con, violence, angst, emotional turmoil, recovery.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,662 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/21/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Don't Shoot the Piano Player by seditionary reviews
AU! Set in New York in the 1930s. Morgan is a consulting detective from Chicago; Reid plays piano in a hotel bar. It's supposed to be a one-night stand, but things get complicated, especially when Reid's wife shows up. Slash, sex, violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,743 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
I need you by countess sunako reviews
Whenever they get a tough case, Morgan and Reid always rely on each other to release their stress. But what will happen when one of them fall for the other? Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Wicked Games by SugaKane01 reviews
Derek's an expert player at the game of love but what happens when he wants to play w/Reid? Is Derek finally ready to stop playing games and when s/one else makes a play for Reid, how will Derek react and what will Spencer do? M/R/ SLASH ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,592 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Collapse by ShooBeans reviews
Spencer Reid was an addict; it was as clear as day now. Reid wasn't in control so Hotch had to be, for Reid's own wellbeing. Hotch/Reid slash. Read warnings inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Lately, Falling's Been Easy On Me by JustJasper reviews
For Kink Meme IV: wingfic. Reid is captured by an unsub who gives him wings. He copes, but Morgan suddenly becomes distant...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Finite by JustJasper reviews
Morgan knows he has no right to be jealous when Reid begins exploring his sexuality, but he is. Morgan/Reid, Reid/OC. Mild smut. Can standalone, but references previous fics Fix Tonight, Evolution, Straight, Concept, Participation .
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by ReidsSoulmate420 reviews
Morgan and Reid decide to have a little alone time during a case! But then things take a turn for the worse. This story is SLASH! Don't like man on man then don't read it!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Participation by JustJasper reviews
Reid and Morgan aren't on the best terms after the events of Concept, and Reid's encounter with an unsub complicates things further. Warnings: graphic descriptions of sex crimes against teens, torture, injury, rape and murder. Non-con. Can standalone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Evolution by JustJasper reviews
It's just sex. It has to be. Can standalone, but follows and references 'Fix Tonight'. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
With all odds against us reviews
With the hopeful close of an seven month long case, the entire team finds themselves stretching thin and changing in their own ways. Two of those team members; Derek Morgan, and Spencer Reid seem to become particularly effected...by one another.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid