Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Wizards of Waverly Place, Young Justice, and Total Drama series.
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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
15. My mother taught me ESP.
16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
21. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Truths Of The World
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance
Favorite Parings, doesn't mean I won't read other pairings.
Harry Potter: DraoxLuna, HarryxLuna, and DracoxHarry. Almost anything with Draco or Luna in it.
Teen Titans: BeastboyxRaven, RedXxRaven SpeedyxRaven RobinxStarfire KidflashxJinx
Danny Phantom: DannyxStar DannyxValerie
Powerpuff Girls: BluesxBlues GreensxGreens RedxPink ButchxBlossom
Avatar: JetxAzula SokkaxSuki
Breakfast Club: BenderxClaire AllisonxAndy
Young Justice: Birdflash, Anything with Wally in it
"You and I are friends. You smile, I smile...You cry I cry...You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge. I'm gonna miss your texts."
"A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to hit him and a spade to bury him.”
“We live in a society where pizza gets here faster than the police.”
“Life isn’t about finding yourself it’s about creating yourself.”
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.”
“I always arrive late to work. I make up for it by leaving early.”
“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”
“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!”
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
“Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important.”
“I am your WIFE. I am the GREATEST GOOD you will ever have!”
"All you need is faith, trust, and pixie dust."
"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
"There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day."
"Magic Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest one of all"
"To infinity…and beyond!"
"I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea"
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2"
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems"
Brother Blood: School is now in session and here's the first lesson: NO ONE DEFIES BROTHER BLOOD!
Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Brother Blood: Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?
Starfire: They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?
Terra: Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?
Cyborg: We've got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
Starfire: Many of your Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was... just plain freaky, correct?
Beast boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
"It's only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I'm doing!"
"Don't make me send you to another dimension."
Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?
Cindy: If we get blown up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt
Sheen: I'm peeing... in the shower.
Danny: [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.
Danny: How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid?
Spongebob: I AM SPONGEBOB DESTROYER OF EVIL!
Jade: Uh-huh, and when he tries to flour bomb me, I'm going to grab him and wrestle him to the floor.
Your result for The Sorting Hat: A Comprehensive Harry Potter Personality Assessment [Test/Quiz] ...
47% Ravenclaw, 37% Hufflepuff, 57% Slytherin and 57% Gryffindor!
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
Slytherin's cardinal traits are ambition, cunning and determination. Like the Gryffindor House, Slytherins are emotionally volatile. In contrast, however, Slytherins are much less dominant and assertive, and less extroverted in general. Rather than expressing these emotions outwardly, Slytherins direct them inward or act in a passive aggressive manner. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin are much more driven to succeed than the other two houses: Gryffindor out of pride and Slytherin out of ambition.
Slytherins are also much more pragmatic than the other houses and more adept at manipulating people. A key trait would be a low level of agreeableness: Slytherins are more pessimistic, more distrustful than most, and more likely to attribute negative motivations to people. So although Slytherins experience a wide range of emotions, due to their distrustful views of people and skeptical worldview, they are less expressive and more likely to appear cold or distant unless provoked.
A Slytherin's ambitious nature comes out in different ways depending on what is important to the individual person. It could lead them to try to achieve top marks (if intellect and schooling is important to them) but it could also be directed at social settings or towards athletic endeavors.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
Gryffindor's cardinal traits are bravery, pride, stubbornness and impulsiveness. Most people in the house of Gryffindor will be extroverted. (Remember, introversion is different than being shy: you can be a shy extrovert.) Gryffindors gain energy and life by being around people, grain strength from friends and enjoy working with those close to them. However, they are also emotionally volatile and can experience a wide range of feelings in a short amount of time, from unbridled happiness to deep depression to unrestrained rage. They are less emotionally stable than some of the other houses (such as Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff)
Gryffindors are also impulsive. They're also generally good-hearted and trusting, and for the most part like people at first sight unless they are given a reason not to. Gryffindors are Prideful, bad at taking criticism and easily get into conflicts with others—this is the main trait that would bring their overall level of agreeableness from high to average.
A Gryffindor's prideful nature coupled with their sense of justice and stubborn behavior causes them to be extremely set in their ways. They have a difficult time backing down from a fight or admitting that they are wrong. It's also very hard for them to get over a bad first impression or change their opinion on someone
My Pottermore Results
"Or perhaps in Slytherin,
You'll make your real friends,
Your key traits:
"You might belong in Gryffindor,
Your Key Traits:
As you can see, Slythindor or Gryfferin to the core. So I'm either with Harry Potter, or Draco Malfoy my two favorite guys. ;)
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