Idiosyncratic Delusions
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Joined 03-22-11, id: 2802040, Profile Updated: 03-26-11

I can't remember the proper html that'll let me indent here. So, I am aware of how sentence structure works. I like to indent, I've done it before( ooh, that sounds kinda naughty!). I just do not have the computer skillz.

Once upon a time (roughly six or seven years ago...) there was a girl who wrote 'Warriors' fanfiction. She also LOVED reading Inuyasha fanfiction, until she stumbled upon some of the more 'mature' stories she should have stayed away from. Her innocent world changed a little bit. Ok, maybe not quite so dramatic, but things went on that sure didn't happen on YTV (and they even had a warning!) O.o

That was me. My old account/stories are still up here, somewhere, but it hurts my soul to look at how bad my writing was. My tastes have changed quite dramatically,and hopefully so has my writing. I plan to post a few pieces, but this is mainly so I can keep track of all the stories and authors I've been anonymously stalking lately, and also because today's date looked like a pretty cool one to have 'joined' (despite my having been, nay, published here long, long ago ).

Lately I've been really into Buffy the Vampire Slayer. What can I say, sexy, snarky blonde vampires are kinda timeless. I do read other things, but that is what brought me back to good 'ole FF. I know enough about grammar to always be confused about whether I am using it correctly, thus guaranteeing mistakes will be made; because I swore that sentence was an independent clause and like, you totally have to put a comma there, right? I love commas. Spellcheck tends to take care of any issues with the order of letters. I'd get someone to Beta read for me, but I don't know how to ask. I enjoy constructive criticism- the kind where someone is polite and helpful about how you screwed up.

Want to know some 'about me' crap? Have at'er!
Where I live I am old enough to do all the fun stuff legally. Which, even though I couldn't do it last year, makes it not so fun anymore. I hated high school, it almost killed me. I'm terrible at math, but like art, english, music, ect. I like to talk. A LOT. I have an interesting job. VERY interesting (No, I'm not a stripper). I own my car, and not a lot else. I'm happy with who I am most of the time...I would totally be friends with me if, y'know, that was possible. Wow, I'm turing this into an eHarmony profile! Or maybe a Facebook one! -I like long walks during sunsets, vanilla-scented candles... - My furry baby is a year old Douge der Bordeaux (Turner & Hooch)/ Neapolitan Mastiff cross named Nook. My mother named him, and I gotta say, it's so much fun screaming "Nookie! Nookie, in the house! Now!" down the street. . I tend to have a very dry/weird sense of humour.

More Fun Facts- I read books for fun! Although most on this site would have to enjoy reading. I guess that's what makes us awesome.

I am currently working on a challenge piece for Buffy The Vampire Slayer; it's my first time writing for Buffy, first challenge, and on characters that are not my first choice (Hence, challenge). I'm also working on a one-shot for The Otherworld series. I work stupid, stupid hours, (and possibly going to school in the fall along with that), and re-evaluted my work like my life depends on it. Updates my be few and far between. But, I will get some writing posted here, I swear!

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Burning the Moth by GoodfortheSoul reviews
Set 6 years post-Chosen. Buffy and Spike unexpectedly reunite after their long separation. As they rebuild their relationship, they must contend with past mistakes and a new apocalypse. AU. No Season 8.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 131,169 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Buffy S., Spike
This is Reality by worddancer reviews
AU season five. Dawn is not a teen/buffy's sister. The gang must band together in order to protect Dawn... as a baby. better summary inside. general rating T, Spuffy but not solo gooey gooey has a plot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,796 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Buffy S., Spike
Coming Through by hulettwyo reviews
Picks up from when Buffy beat the crap out of Spike outside the police station in Dead Things then goes seriously AU. General disclaimers apply. I own nothing. Just having a bit of fun.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 170,922 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Turn the Hourglass Over by mysedai reviews
Angel and Spike have returned to claim their places in Buffy's life. Now, all she needs is time, and a lull in demonic activity, near-death experiences, and personal crisis to think things through. AU, diverges at Angel: After the Fall #16.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,172 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Shadow Gallery by ViciousRejects reviews
Buffy is a waitress at a popular bar. Spike is a bad boy front man of a popular band. Will she be another fling, a passing fancy, or could she perhaps be what Spike Pratt has needed all along? Will she even give him a chance? AU.AH.Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 157,779 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Buffy S., Spike
Blood Bound by Lex Sparrow reviews
Set sometime after 'Forever'. While going through her mother's belongings Buffy finds an envelope addressed to herself and Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
Desire by sweetprincipale reviews
Sequel to A Model Romance. Set in early S. 6, Buffy and Spike formed a difficult, but loving, relationship when they were forced to work together in an isolated situation. Can they make things work once they return home? Rated M, please read and review.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 115,118 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Should Have Known Better by sweetprincipale reviews
Sequel to Sex and Candy and See You on the Flip Side. A one night stand had a repeat performance and reluctant realizations are happening.In the midst of crises, can the "enemies with benefits" decide to create some kind of relationship? Read & review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,989 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
See You on the Flip Side by sweetprincipale reviews
Sequel to Sex and Candy, set in S.5. Months have passed since Spike and Buffy had a one night stand. An upsetting event makes them consider turning to each other again. Can a second time prompt deeper realizations about themselves? Short, smutty, Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Sex and Candy by sweetprincipale reviews
Set during S.4, episode Who are You? and deviates from there. Riley's unintentional infidelity creates a chain reaction. One act of camaraderie sparks one night of passion between Spike and Buffy. Will be short and smutty. Please read and review.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
War and Wonder by cantankerousMaiden reviews
Business has called Willow to the Little Paris of the East. There she meets a welcome face, but there's no time for a proper reunion; something bad is going down in Bucharest, and he'll need her help to set it right. Post s7, very technically slight AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Willow R., Oz
A Model Romance by sweetprincipale reviews
Set in early S. 6, a reluctant Spike and Buffy head out of town to investigate mysterious activities going on at a modeling agency where six disappearances have been reported. Forced to work together when they have no one else to help, a romance develops.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 101,720 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Rosenberg's Monster by MerriWyllow reviews
Post-"Chosen". Willow, Giles, and some robot parts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Willow R., R. Giles - Complete
Something More by devilnblujeans reviews
About a week after closing the hellmouth, Spike emerges from the rubble wanting to strangle the Powers That Be. B/S
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Refuges by GoodfortheSoul reviews
Set between "Shadow" and "Listening to Fear." Riley's snoring drives Buffy downstairs to sleep on the couch, when a noise in the kitchen rouses her to discover a certain vampire plundering her pantry.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Traditional Love Stories by oneperfectfit reviews
Buffy and Spike would have the perfect story, if it wasn't for all the attempted murder.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Girl and her Fawn by Mythal Rising reviews
Based on the Grimm Fairy Tale 'The Brother and Sister'. Buffy and Dawn run away from their stepmother and into their destiny. Written for AU Bingo on LJ.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Diamonds by Alexannah reviews
It takes a lot to make a Summers crack, but Buffy is coming close as, on top of her mother's sickness and the secret of the Key, she and Spike are suddenly given another huge responsibility to share. Spike/Buffy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
When Dante Met Tyler by Swamp Thing reviews
Can anyone bring Dante out of his funk?
Crossover - Fight Club & Clerks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete