TheOneWithStarsInHerEyes
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Joined 03-22-11, id: 2802200, Profile Updated: 05-29-15
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Glee, and Harry Potter.

The few things I HATE about Twilight:

1. Renesmee just had to be born, didn't she?

2. They don't show enough of Alice and Jasper, who have the most interesting and sweet story.

3. Bella seems to be Emmett's favourite when she is human, but it sounded like he just laughed at her klutziness. When she is a vampire, I think Alice will be his favourite (besides Rose, of course). For other people who think that isn't enough, vampire Bella would be looking after Renesmee in the cottage with Edward. Emmett doesn't like boring people apart from Rosalie, and nobody could call Alice boring. Oops, I'm rambling. Still, I made my point.

4. Rosalie IS SO FLIPPING VAIN!!! But she's growing on me...very slowly...but surely...

5. Bella is always letting Rosalie take Renesmee and pretend she is HER (Rosalie's) baby.

6. Stephenie, if you are reading this please PAY ATTENTION to what I am trying to say. You made Bella plain and boring. She is always talking about how plain she looks and how unexciting she is. Then, the thing about it that makes zero sense is that you have every guy in Forks and La Push fall head over heels for her. I'm like, ??? Confusing much??? A GREEK GOD falls for her, a SEXY MUSCULAR WOLF falls for her, a loser with greasy hair (Mike Newton) falls for her... next time you write a book Stephenie, please make sense and stop confusing my poor brain until it reaches melting point and leaks from my ears and nose causing McDonalds junkies to grab cups and hold them under the brain liquid thinking it is a strawberry milkshake, because quite frankly although your brain is the place where great ideas are made, mine is rather average but even so, I still would like it to remain solid.

Favourite Twilight Pairings:

Leah x Paul

Leah x Jacob

Alice x Jasper

Rosalie x Emmett

Alice x Emmett (only if it's an All Human story)

In AH fics, I think that if Alice and Emmett aren't together, they should be siblings. Don't ask why, I seriously don't know, I just think they should be.

Favourite Harry Potter Pairings:

Hermione x Harry

Hermione x Ron

Hermione x Fred

hmm...I don't really have many HP favourites...NO DRAMIONE/ROMIONE!

Favourite Glee Pairings:

Quinn and Puck (I will take my love for this couple to my grave, I swear)

GLEE COUPLES I HATE WITH A PASSION:

Puckelberry (LEAST favourite. DESPITE this on SO many levels. He is better off teasing her abnormally large nose.)

Faberry (NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!)

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Second Time Around Just Got Sweeter by whenloveandhatecollide reviews
Realizing, Puck needed Quinn in his life when she started to date again. He's motivated to take her back whatever it takes, even if takes to stop being a sex shark. QUICK SMUT GALORE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,489 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Santana's Birthday by lumosXXmaxima reviews
I'm not good at summarys. Going through the years, around Santana's birthday. Set from ages 8-13. Quick themed with other pairings as well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
Criminal in Training UNEDITED by Amberrrr reviews
Alice runs away from home when her parents threaten to institutionalize her. When a gorgeous stranger tries to steal her car, she looks to him for a little adventure. J/A. BEING REWRITTEN. VISIT MY PROFILE FOR DETAILS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I told you we could do this by lumosXXmaxima reviews
Mainly Quick but some other pairings as well. Story kicks off one year after they all graduate. I'm bad at summaries, but the story is good!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
Oh, Baby by thelilacfield reviews
When Shelby invites Quinn, Puck and the gang to Beth's birthday party, Quinn finds herself wondering who she really cares truly, madly, deeply for.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Glee 7th Grade by catamanjiaro reviews
Quinn and Puck are stuck together in 7 minutes in heaven. Will they get it on, or will they sit in silence, waiting impatiently for the seconds to pass?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Phone Call by Jaiaelle reviews
Quinn and Artie talk on the phone. Written for the Quartie ficathon.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Quinn F., Artie A. - Complete
Expired Beauty by HornLove reviews
Paul thinks Leah Clearwater is the hottest girl on the rez...if only if she'd shut her mouth. Pre-Imprint Paul on Leah, no romantic pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Paul, Leah - Complete
A War Like No Other by ellelelellelelelelelelelleel reviews
Well, basically, its a war like no other. I used characters from a novel that I am working on, that has nothing to do with twilight, but I needed names. Rated T for safety. Hopefully is better then it sounds! R&R please! I will update soon! I LOVE LJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Osculation by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Bella sees Alice and Jasper kiss for the first time. Fluffy. AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fight Training by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Really short, drabble-like one-shot that involves Alice and Jasper practicing fighting. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Alpha Male by portionss-forfoxes reviews
Set while Bella is pregnant with Renesmee. Jacob, Seth and Leah reluctantly join the Cullens for a meal and some Discovery Channel on wolves...This has got to get interesting. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Touchdown by iamnoelle6 reviews
Leah is in High School and is a cheerleading captain. Sam and Leah were dating, but not for love, only for quarterback and captain, but when Sam gets replaced for quarterback Leah finds herself actually in love with someone. More of a summary inside. R R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Homework by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Jasper distracts Alice while they're doing homework. Fluffy one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hands Off by Alice-Jaspers Girl reviews
Alice is being flirted with by a very annoying hormonal teenager.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Puppies? by crazypaige1306 reviews
Leah decides to come back to LaPush after six years living in Seattle. Problem is that she didn’t come alone. She came with… five six year old kids! They’re hers! Then, who's their father! Rated T just in case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Hormonal Wolves by YoGurlB reviews
Leah deals with a pack of horny teen wolves. How fun...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Fudge Pop by Indie Tangles reviews
Quinn looked guiltily down at her hands, which, indeed, both contained a fudge pop. Puck immediately regretted asking when she dissolved into hot tears. "They're just so tiny," she gasped, sniffling. More Quinn/Fudge Pop than anything, with some Puck.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
My Reason For Living by Ellie Marsy reviews
Alice admits to Bella the truth about what she thinks of the nature of her and Edward's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
New In Town by Free Again reviews
After Edward's parents die he is shipped off to relatives. What happens when he comes to stay with the Cullen family- Carlisle, Esme, Alice, and Emmett? AU AH, canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Alice
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Extreme Makeover: Emmett Edition by TwilightFanatic01 reviews
It's a typical rainy and gloomy day in Forks Washington. Bella and the Cullens are all out of the house except for an EXTREMELY bored Alice,& Emmett, who lets alice give him a makeover. Will Emmett find a hot new look? Or will he freak at what Alice did?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Emmett
Blue Babes And Bad Boys, Viva La College! by ThySarah reviews
AH,AU. The Blue Babes and Bad Boys are now off to College! High school was a bumpy road, will College be the same? Or will things finally calm down... Aha, Yeah, right. Sequel To Blue Babes and Bad Boys! Can stand Alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,617 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Off Day by anythingzombie reviews
You know the saying "everybody poops"? Well, that goes for everyone, even fictional characters. Edward isn't use to the human body, how will he react when Bella gets gross? Oneshot; R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Not Crazy by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice, as a young girl, doesn't quite know what she's done in life to deserve the bad treatement from her mother. Her father is accepting, but as she grows older her understanding grows. Alice human fic, please read and review. Much appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Alice's Idea Of A Sleepover by arebeltotheidea reviews
Alice gets board with being by herself while Bella's in the house. She drags Bella to her room and they build a 'cubby' in which, they discuss some pretty normal things... The boys see it in a whole different light! Nothing is what it seems... ONE/SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
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Gleewarts reviews
Harry Potter only the Glee characters were there. Follow your favourite Glee characters through their time in Hogwarts, relationships, usual dramas, crisises and more. Warning: Bad language, sexual references. No lemons/smut.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012
Quick Reunited reviews
What SHOULD have happened after Quam broke up. There will be future chapters. Please review! even though humour is one of the genres,you probably won't find it funny. Just my pathetic atempt at it
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Puck, Quinn F.
Rules reviews
Carlisle and Esme are making lists of rules for Cullen kids. Pre-Breaking Dawn. T for references and language. Now includes the wolves! Bella will NOT have a list because I hate her and refuse to waste my time writing a chapter all about HER. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Renesmee, Gone Forever! reviews
Sweet justice to all Renesmee haters! Ocassional swearing. To all of you Renesmee fans, DO NOT READ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alone reviews
Just an angsty Leah Clearwater fic. If you are against her, don't read. First fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Leah - Complete