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Hello there, I'm 2lazy2thinkofaname, and my actual name is Olivia. I've had this account for about 4 years now, but due to some personal stuff that started happening last year, I decided to take an indefinite hiatus. I think I'm ready to come back now, and I will be taking this opportunity as a kind of new beginning. Therefore, I took down all of my fanfictions. I sincerely apologize to all of my subscribers, however this was something I had to do in order to help myself become a better writer. Thank you for listening and for your patience.

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Jacob's Journey by Ginko-san reviews
The 17 year old pokemon trainer, Jacob, has finally started his journey in Kanto. He decides to help a 12 year old girl with a dark past defeat a revived, and more threatening, Team Rocket. His friends from across the world join him to overcome this new obstacle, while also competing for fame and glory in the Kanto-League. His plans go up in ashes as Rocket unveils their new weapon
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 159,506 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/20/2012
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,834 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 8,959 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Bunch of Oneshots by PInsomn reviews
Bunch of different pairings and one-shots from SNK/AOT. Enjoy. [mostly eren/levi pairing so far] Warning: Trigger, violence (fighting), blood, smut, BxB, non-con.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,809 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Eren Y., Reiner B., Erwin Smith, Levi
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a heavy object to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Gloin
Tales of an immortal being by JXeleven reviews
A bundle of stories and one shots about Merlin's life while he waits for the reincarnations of his friends. Partly based on myths, historical events and just random ideas, also with the occasional crossover. Read as he goes through history, seeing humanity's greatest achievements and also the world's darkest times. new chapter: Letter
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Merlin, Aithusa
Recovery, Redemption and Romance by luvsbitca reviews
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,357 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Dreams: to Stay by His Side by stickdonkey reviews
What would have happened if Bilbo had made different choices at crucial moments during the quest to reclaim Lonely Mountain from Smaug? A companion piece to Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things. Mix of Movieverse and Bookverse with no major spoilers since we are going AU with this. Thilbo/Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 170,381 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Eternal Legends: Konoha's Transcendent Ninja by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
Naruto befriends Sasuke and Sakura at an early age by an act of fate. The three then set on a goal: Together they will transcend the Sannin as the strongest shinobi team and uncover a secret to Naruto's ancestry that goes beyond even the borders of the Elemental Nations that will alter the course of history forever. AU Strong/Smart Naruto Strong Sasuke/Sakura Family Team 7 R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 190,279 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Wolf in the Lion's Den by BellatrixLives reviews
A tale of Sansa and Tyrion's growing relationship after they have married. How will their relationship bud among the troubles that surround them? Based solely on the show, I have not read the books. *Show Spoilers* Picks up during S3E8 Second Sons, right after they return to their room from the wedding feast.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,390 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Gendry W., Tyrion L., Sansa S., Arya S. - Complete
And I'm Your Lionheart by Lee Whimsy reviews
The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,902 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Cherry Blossom of the Hidden Leaf by xUnicornsRulex reviews
A decision in the past changes Sakuras life.She dreams of being a ninja but needs to take care of her sick grandfather.Everything changes when Naruto shows her the life of a ninja. The Cherry Blossom is about to be unleashed, don't get on her bad side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,618 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H.
Naruto's Life by SimGurl reviews
When Pein goes to find Naruto to check if its possible to extract the Kyuubi, Pein finds him nearly dead and takes Naruto back to the Akatsuki with him. *Currently being rewritten.*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,373 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Pain/Pein, Konan] Naruto U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 5,374 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Of Iron and Gold by ebonyandyew reviews
"One year, Two years, Three years, Four, who is at the dragon's door? Five years, Six years, Seven years, Eight, come to add more bones to my plate? Nine years, Ten years, Eleven, Twelve, tell me, are you dwarf or elf?" "Dwarf," A voice said next to me. "Definitely dwarf."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fili, Kili, Dwalin, OC
Another Light: The Story of Ayae by PureWaterLily reviews
Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,384 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,834 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
New Muggle Studies by Brother Bandit reviews
Welcome to new muggle studies. I hope we can have an exciting time learning about the muggle world, as well as our own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013
Two Sides Of A Coin by Kittysongbird reviews
It takes careful digging to free a beautiful gem from a cold mountain's grasp. With polish and care, it can shine enough to see the value beneath. Only a fool would toss it away.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Avatar Drabbles: Missing Moments by Kimberly T reviews
100-word glimpses of missing scenes and off-screen moments within the series. Moment #43: The Man Who Knew Too Much
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010
How by Shnitzel reviews
There is a well-known story about the girl in debt to the Host Club. This is not that story. This particular story is about how the Host Club is in debt to a girl. And they have every intention of paying her back, whether she likes it or not. Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,420 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., OC
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
The Goblin King by baby-kitsune9 reviews
Anyone who is a fan of the laberynth movie might like this. Kakashi was a child when he first met her. The fascinating half human, half fae girl that attracted him so. Now years later he is the new king, the biggest and baddest death fae around...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Concerning Hobbits and Dwarves by Suryallee reviews
In which Belladonna had a secret with big consequences to begin with it, Bungo is a wise little man/err Hobbit, Bilbo has a lot troubles in the future with Dwarves because of said secret and Gandalf is confused and the Shire will never be the same again in the end.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,024 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili
Something InfallibleLike Eternity by KillingKathy reviews
"Run away with me." Eren turned to look at his Corporal's face, which was half shadowed against the night sky. "Pardon me sir, I don't think-?" Rivaille's gaze snapped up to meet his. "Let's run away together." he repeated. "This is an order."
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,194 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family Matters by AnimaAmore reviews
Kakashi lost Rin and Obito, his best friends and family at a young age. Years later he encounters a trio of young homesless misfits who will change his life - and he theirs. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
I Don't See Any Appeal to This by GracelessLamb reviews
Marie Norton wakes up in the middle of a forest with no memory of how she got there. To her horror, she has landed in a world of ninjas and bishies. Unable to interact or fend for herself, she is captured by the Akatsuki , a fangirl's dream, her nightmare
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Akatsuki
Adventures of the Soul by HallowedNight reviews
The journey to save Erebor is over, but poor Bilbo is far from happy; it seems keeping his feelings for a certain Dwarf-prince hidden away wasn't such a good idea after all. The opportunity for redemption appears one day in the form of none other than Gandalf the Grey, bringing with him an unexpected companion and the promise of adventure. - Kind of AU - Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
this unexpected summer of the heart by Lee Whimsy reviews
One drowsy August evening, a dwarven king wanders into the Shire and knocks on a familiar green door. "I knew you for a few bleak months and thirty years later I wake up wishing that you were beside me. I am surrounded by my kin and kingdom, but even in Erebor I am lonely for you." Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Only time will tell by Niahara Erskine reviews
As a child Bilbo dreamed of fire raining down a mighty mountain, of desperate screams and anguished cries. As he grew up the dreams became of pain and blood, of mindless slaughter and unearthly cries. When he meets Thorin Oakenshield for the first time he begins to realize that his dreams may be more than terrifying nightmares.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,703 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Demon Kisser by BadFiction reviews
I kissed Sabaku no Gaara. I was going to be known as the girl who kissed the Demon boy for the rest of my life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Gaara, OC
Fool of a Took by Vicious11 reviews
Perhaps Bilbo is more of a Took than he believed himself to be. Humor: Thorin/Bilbo fluff, Hinted Dwalin/ Fili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by bgtea reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10146 - Favs: 10,134 - Follows: 7,149 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Promise of a Lifetime by HamsterCastiel reviews
Soulmate!AU Bilbo returns to Erebor for Kili and Fili's upcoming wedding, Thorin is still mad about the Arkenstone, but after waking up one morning with BIlbo's name on his wrist, can he forgive Bilbo and accept him as his mate for life?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
What Happened in Budapest by Magnolium reviews
After a heavy night of drinking, the secrets of Budapest are finally revealed. It's not what anyone expected. Pure crack.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Woes of The Unwelcome by No Small Dream reviews
Avrosa Brownlock is a versatile, self-reliant hobbit that has about had it with the Shire. When she participates in a performance that doesn't quite follow the script, she's forced into something she's never agreed to. So she devised a plan: Leave-the sooner, the better. Then, lo and behold, an opportunity comes knocking at her door-well, technically Bilbo's.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B.
Bonds with the West: Ninja & Wizards by juman1994 reviews
Kakashi, Rin and Obito go to Hogwarts to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. They think its for winning some money for Konoha but the truth is to make some bonds for troubling times ahead. Will bonds be formed or will it be a disaster?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,466 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Hobbits and Majesty by bzp reviews
Thorin had his throne, his nephews, his honour, and wealth beyond belief. Yet, there Thorin sat, his mouth a thin line, his cold glare steady and unwavering, on the day he should be celebrating his victories. What no one knew, however, was that one year ago that day, Bilbo Baggins, a simple hobbit from the Shire, left Erebor with Thorin's heart. On Hiatus
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,304 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Fili, Kili]
Wild One by Gaaras1Girl reviews
I'd known all along the path my life must take. Content to merely be an observer of our fantastical world, believing my place in life was unchangeable, and not ever wishing it were otherwise. But sometimes fate has something bigger in mind, because the smallest of events can change ones life when the smallest of words has already destroyed it. And sometimes, wild hearts are broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,501 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Gaara, OC] Kankuro
Should We Take Notes? by redheadedninja reviews
Four pharmacy students and one wanna-be epidemiologist (and all are best friends) are dropped (literally) into Middle Earth in order to help Thorin and Company on their quest. This is a complete crack!fic and basically, I'm tired and have been laughing at the thought of my friends and I causing problems in Middle Earth. Rated M for swearing and general sassy-ness.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Thorin
Aladdin-chan by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
Collection of stories of 'what if' Aladdin is a girl. Alibaba is a protective older brother, Morgiana is the passive best friend and Judal... is the lovestruck boy and a stalker. Sinbad and his 7 generals are merely the spectators of unfolding drama, or so they hoped.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Aladdin, Judal
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Reign of the Champions by helpwhatiswrong reviews
They struggled, fought, and crawled their way to claim the crown that was rightfully theirs. Now that they are at the top, the only place for them to go is down, down, down. Set during the Teiko days. OC-Centric [Currently being rewritten]
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,227 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Haizaki S.
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Debts Repaid by crayonboxromance reviews
I am Kayleigh Gallagher and my new goal in death is revenge on Middle-Earth. Screw you Hobbit, this is my plot now.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,681 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Fili, OC] Kili - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
Azog vs the Fangirls by kyoiku kanji reviews
Azog discovers that he actually feels sorry, nay protective of Fili and Kili and warns them that there are worse things than a pale orc who wants them dead.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Fili, Kili
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Breathing in the Dark by Miss J Idiotic reviews
She's not even three feet tall, four years old, and he's pretty sure she just shattered that boy's jaw. It's the first time Kakashi sees a taijutsu teacher look so horrified. Eventual Kakashi/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., OC
Fracture by LogicalBookThief reviews
Bilbo Baggins remembers going to sleep at Bag End, untroubled by thoughts of battles, dragons, or gold. But after awakening in Rivendell with an aching head, a wizard at his bedside, and a strange ring in his pocket, Bilbo wonders just what he's all forgotten, especially when a group of dwarves arrive at his door. If only he could recall their names, and why they seem so familiar…
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,113 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Language of Flowers by Carousel Rider reviews
Bofur/OC and slightly inspired by Big Fish. Bofur is living in Bree by himself when he meets a hobbit lass. And it is love at first sight, or drink, depending on what happened first. Bofur knows he wants her as his wife, but the lass isn't quite sure about him. Set before the quest to Erebor.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bofur
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Home is Where You Are by ThilboLove reviews
Bilbo has just taken his young nephew Frodo into his house to come live with him. They are settling into their new life when they are wisked away by Thorin and his own nephews. They wish to take the hobbits to live with them in Erebor, but so much more happens then planned.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,346 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Bone White and Brittle by littleblackdog reviews
AU, canon divergence. One fated night, Bilbo Baggins finds a pitiful little creature huddled in his garden, bleeding and broken. Adopted!Bolg, Father!Bilbo, families of choice. Contains child abuse/abandonment, violence, family, fluff, friendship, and angst. Includes some slow-burn Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Bolg
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Dracielle reviews
In which Bilbo is a BAMF, Gandalf is annoying, trolls are scared, elves are weird, and dwarves are oblivious. Whoops, I plot-twisted again! AU! Thilbo...nyam nyam nyam.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
To Heal A Sickness by Taoreta-Hoshi reviews
Fili is sick and nothing seems to be curing him. At only 50 no one is convinced he will survive. Kili makes the decision to leave Ered Luin, despite Fili's condition, to find a cure for him in the wide world of Middle Earth. He is determined to do this because if there is one thing he cannot afford to lose from his life, it's his best friend and brother. Rated just in case.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Kili, Fili
Thorns in the Sky by kingshorse reviews
Aladdin helplessly clung onto the man akin to a black sun, foregoing every bad omen that hurdles at him in the name of friendship. Together they will discover why first bonds are often permanent. AU! Wherein Judal takes Ugo's place at the start.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Aladdin, Judal
Se Isarn Khuzd by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
Seven dwarven women, sick of always being the ones left behind, set out on a quest to track Thorin and his company with the intention of ensuring the safety, sanity, and supply of knitted garments of all involved. Along the way they meet a slightly deranged wild child living off of stolen troll food, who has a rather improper crush on the dwarf King. Kili/OC, Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Thorin
radioactive by skibagrant reviews
College AU. He had slowly come to terms with having to become mildly social (despite the fact that he despised conversing with people) and entertained the idea of having one roommate. But Bilbo didn't get just one roommate. He got five.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Ways of Feeling by CleoGal reviews
"He had never felt the need of being close to someone. Thorin Oakenshield always had been just fine being on his own. So the embrace he had shared with the halfling on top of the Carrock, while being his own initiative, had shaken him to his very core. He needed to get his mind back in control over his emotions. It would be for the best. But would it be easy?"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Matter of Diplomacy by NushiKasai reviews
After a string of attacks across Western Middle Earth leaves the Shire and many other places endangered, Bilbo is sent to represent the hobbits in a council of the main races- a council in Erebor. Political tensions, assassination plots and complicated courting rituals wasn't exactly what Bilbo had in mind when he thought of returning to Erebor... Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Naruto: Question of Power by SuperGota reviews
Behind the facade of a fool, there lies strategic genius, and unbreakable resolution. Madara Uchiha makes a visit in the night, and sparks Naruto's potential. An intelligent, cunning, and genius Naruto makes use of every advantage to fulfill his dreams. But when uncovered plots reveal more plots, where will his potential lead? [Starts from Canon]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,829 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Sovia by UniversalIndicator reviews
There are many untold stories within the depths of the Hobbit. Sovia is a young female dragon and the mate of Smaug. She has always regretted the loss of life that comes with being a hunter but has always amounted it as the natural order of things. Still, her life with Smaug changes after a certain hobbit knocks on her door. NOW COMPLETE! :D
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,870 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Smaug, Bilbo B. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Explaining Canada by 1000kittyjones reviews
So this is basically based off a conversation a friend and I had. How would you explain your world to the Dwarves. This follows no direct story line. It's just a group of short little anecdotal stories. Well here goes nothing. Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, and Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Kili, Thorin
Omake for Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Here is a collection of omakes, based on my other story Last Homely Hole. I take requests for them, so send me a message, and I'll fill it as soon as I can. M for implied cannibalism in chapter 5
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Company of the Ring by Jhaia reviews
A chance, and a jumpy hobbit, cause to Thorin witness Bilbo using the ring, something which he supports until the true nature of the Ring is accidentally revealed. Will the Company continue onward to Erebor or undertake a more dangerous quest?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Secret Son by frozenangel1988 reviews
Thorin Oakenshield has a secret. A secret embodied by his "nephew" Kili. His "nephew" is the key to the future. AU Eventual Kili/OC maybe. No Durincest.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Kili, Thorin
Dire-Hobbits by justalotoffeelings reviews
They were both very small the first time they heard about hobbits. Fili, of course, saw it as an opportunity for mischief. So when his little brother asked him, face alight with curiosity, what a hobbit was, there was absolutely no hesitation.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Kili, Fili
A Working Alliance by Crimson Rogue reviews
The dwarves of the Blue Mountains and the Hobbits of the Shire, are both in dire straights. The recent years have not been kind either, and just when both sides feel as if there is no where to turn and alliance is proposed to handle their individual difficulties. Representatives are sent, and the papers are drawn up, and yet how will these two different cultures handle this?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Prices we Pay by Niahara Erskine reviews
The Took family had always had many secrets. As a child Bilbo had learned all he could about the forbidden arts from Old Took. The First Law of Equivalent Exchange had been drilled into his mind ever since he could talk. However, when faced with no other alternatives, he forsook all for save those who are dear to his heart. [Hiatus]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Go Between by LadyOfGlass reviews
While locked up in a certain Elven King's dungeons, Fili tries to strike up a conversation (purely on his brother's behalf, before you get any ideas) with a certain elf - Tauriel. Fili's POV.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Unnatural Attraction by ClassicalTorture reviews
Its so wrong of him. It's so very very wrong. But he can't help himself. The feelings for him keep growing, the attraction doesn't stop. And Thorin knows the other's young. He's young, and he's soft, and he's all curves instead of angles, and curls instead of tight braids. And he can't help but want him. Even if it makes him a perverse lecher. Age-con kinkmeme
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
The Replacement Burglar by Kallios the Scholar reviews
Katie finds herself in Bree and just wants to go home. Discovered by Gandalf, who realizes how dangerous she could be as a tool of Sauron, he decides to take her to Imladris alongside Thorin's Company. But Katie's presence is already wrecking the plot, and she needs to save the story from herself. Problem is, she knows the book but is inside the movie...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,755 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Bran' New Suit by littleblackdog reviews
"They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about William Baggins all the same." Modern AU, reincarnation, Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins romance, happy ending.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Arkenstone by BrowneyedShamer reviews
The Arkenstone isn't just a pretty gem but a beacon for the true wielder. Imagine the power of kings in the body of a small hobbit who just wants to be left alone. Gandalf is having none of that and blackmails the reluctant man to train the future dwarf king and his band of companions. Reluctant but intrigued with all the swirling potential Bilbo sets out with the dwarf company.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,114 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Roots to Branches by littleblackdog reviews
AU, Canon Divergence, alternate timelines. Once the stone has been thrown, it can be nigh impossible to stop the ripples: Thorin Oakenshield ascended to the throne of Erebor; Bilbo Baggins made his home within a mountain; and they both found a son amidst tragedy. Now Frodo, a prince of Erebor, accompanies the royal delegation to the Council of Elrond. Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Frodo. B, Bilbo B.
Fairy Dust by Gaara5 reviews
Everyone knows that the Took family have fairy blood in them. What they don't know is that when Tooks reach their tweens, they meet the Fairy Elder and receive a tattoo that symbolically represents their soulmate. Unable to decipher his mark, Bilbo was the only one of his cousins living in solitude all the while growing bitter. Then, Gandalf came with offers of adventure... Thilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Announcement by Kallios the Scholar reviews
Fili has something that he'd like to say to the fangirls. So do Bilbo and Galadriel.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Fili
Unnamed Drabble, or The Perils of Being the Hot Dwarf by CimentSemantique reviews
Do you think Thorin ever just reflexively punches Kíli because he looks like an elf?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Kili - Complete
Of Plums And Journeys by LadyOfGlass reviews
Because everyone deserves a happy ending, of sorts, even if it's not the one that fate intended for them. Fili and Kili return to the Blue Mountains after their quest for Erebor is done, and Fili looks for his friend. Who might no longer just be a friend. Fili/OC Fili's POV
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Fili - Complete
Sasuke's Redemption by Snowy Mountain reviews
A lifetime of regrets prompts Sasuke to try and change his past and remake his future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Sasuke U.
Big Darn Heroes by Damki reviews
Katara pushes past the curtains that block off the bridge - they have got to get a new door fitted - and stops behind Toph's chair. "I take it we didn't drop out of hyperspace on purpose," she says. Or: THE GAANG IN SPACE. Sci-fi AU, title modified because: site rules. Rating just in case, for some violence.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Katara, Aang - Complete
The Beardless Dwarf II: Return of the Clean-Shaven by seekingtomorrow reviews
Nill returns as the annoying-dwarf-who-doesn't-have-a-beard-because-she's-special in order to help Thorin reclaim Erebor. Too bad none of the dwarves want her there. Even Lord Elrond is at his wit's end. (What would actually happen if a Mary Sue dwarf joined Thorin and Co.)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Thorin, Elrond - Complete
Brothers Lost by QueenJaegerjaquez reviews
Two brothers who lived and died together, on the field of war. What was going on in Kili's head, during the moments he was struck down? Can comfort be found in death? Deathfic. One Shot. No Durincest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
The Beardless Dwarf by seekingtomorrow reviews
To Thorin's great despair, a beardless female dwarf insists on joining his company. (What would actually happen if a Mary Sue dwarf with no beard because "she's different from all other female dwarves" joined Thorin and co.)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Thorin, Kili - Complete
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Desperate Measures by Neocolai reviews
Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
The Strength of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Azog attacks Thorin's company again and targets the Hobbit thinking him to be the Dwarf king's weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, AU after An Unexpected Journey.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Son by greenglassghost reviews
A collection of one shots where Jack Frost is mistaken as North's son. Companion fic to "Your Father."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - North, Jack Frost
Delicate by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Being raised amongst rough and tough dwarves, Thorin knows how to appreciate something delicate when he sees it. Something like Bilbo. :Thorin/Bilbo:
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Guardian Dragon by Lady Kale reviews
Saritobi couldn't stand by as a child was abused. Itachi wouldn't leave his brother with those who ordered the destruction their clan. Kida has absolutely no idea how she let herself get roped into this. Instead of growing up alone, both boys were placed in the custody of a guardian. But not just any guardian - the Dragon of the Leaf herself. AU, OC/Kakashi, Team Seven centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Imminence by 76suzume reviews
Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place. I ADOPTED THIS FROM STALKER OF STORIES. She gets all the credit for the story. I just fixed up some things. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,315 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
oh mother by Jenniferee reviews
in which tatara is the mom because he always is the mom.
K - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Totsuka T., S. Mikoto - Complete
Understanding Mistakes by NoctePluvia reviews
None of the Guardians knew what happened after they sent Jack away during the Easter fiasco. Maybe understanding that will help them form a more solid relationship with Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Legendary Three by Lady Kale reviews
Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Team Seven
Kissing Game: A Crack Fic by Materia-Blade reviews
Once was a Coincidence. Dying twice though is enough to convince Voldemort that maybe Dumbles was onto something with that whole 'Love' business. Abandoning the Dark Arts (as best he can) and armed with a list of Women he knows might be the one for him, Lord Voldemort goes on a mission to get the girl, (whoever she is) and the ultimate power that clearly comes with it. Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Voldemort
Forever The Troublemaker by KarinMaaka07 reviews
Having failed to stop the Eye of the Moon plan, Naruto dies. Unknown to him, his tenant has a little surprise for him. "Another thing" Kurama started, "I'm not exactly sure how far in the past we are." With that, Naruto just stared at Kurama for the longest. "Or, to make things worse, we could be in the time when there is a SHINOBI WAR!" Time Travel! Random&Crack moments. RxR?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,359 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Stranger Situations by AevalPrince reviews
As his world came crashing down around him, Naruto decided that the only way to save everyone he loved was to use a forbidden scroll, sending him back in time. The only problem was that when the scroll called for a huge amount of chakra, that's exactly what Naruto gave. Using too much chakra Naruto finds himself much farther back than he ever intended to go. "What's the Yondaime.."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
nix by PureWaterLily reviews
In ten minutes, existence will seize to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Love song by roeru reviews
There was this mysterious room at the back of the bar. Yata wondered what it was. [Before the anime. Twoshot]
K - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Totsuka T., Yata M. - Complete
Protective by Lerysakon reviews
Anyone who knew the Generation of Miracles could tell that they were protective of one Kuroko Tetsuya. However, no one has ever suspected that Kuroko Tetsuya was as protective of his former team as they were of him. GoMKuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 403 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Clash Of The Legends by WeepingWhovian reviews
Two legendary men meet. Stuff happens. Rated T for possible violence.
Crossover - Robin Hood BBC & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Robin Hood, Merlin
Kishin Egg Souls and Immortality? by Big Sister K reviews
Shinigami-sama notices the Cullens aren't aging, so he sends the Shibusen gang to investigate. Rated T for later violence, and cause i'm paranoid. ON HIATUS UNTIL COMPLETELY REWRITTEN
Crossover - Twilight & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
The Brightest Star by Mismoree reviews
In a strange twist of fate, Naruto is sent back in time six months before the Kyuubi's attack. But why? Was it to change the past? To find out the truth about himself? To gain a family? He wasn't sure. He didn't think too deep into it, though. After all, Naruto is only six years old. Time Travel fic, gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,541 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Dragonlike Destiny by Kage no Ryunin reviews
Destiny is a funny thing. When a small aspect is adjusted and Sasuke and Naruto's destinies shift, their lives take a very different turn. A bloody tournament and two boys who look like Gaara in a world where wand waving is the thing to do, to be exact. They can survive, they know that. They are ninja, after all. But can they find and protect what they need most? SasuNaru
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sasuke U.
Who Would've Guessed by HermioneK reviews
Two new maids enter the mysterious Hitachiin manor. Can they handle the terrible two? The dynamic duo? Who would've guessed what happened next?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,121 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Nine by protossfire reviews
This time around, Minato's a little more prepared. He's already got the seals prepared in case the worst happens. That's right, multiple seals. As in nine of them- as in nine Jinchuuriki. As in Naruto has...a pack. Eventual NaruHina SasuSaku KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Impassive Endearment by HetChrome reviews
Kise finally gets his long-awaited date with Kuroko, but of course the rest of the Generation of Miracles are not going to take this sitting down. By the way, shoujo manga are meant to be thwarted. Kise/Kuroko, GoM/Kuroko. Ao/Kuro Parody up!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Kuroko T., Kise R. - Complete
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tears by Raven-of-the-forests reviews
Semi- fluffy Teoph. Teo is taken and Toph is confused.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Teo, Toph - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Will of Fire by akspick reviews
I've never seen a Team 7 raised by Kakashi story before. So I wrote one. The village is destroyed Kakshi saves team 7 and raises them. No pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Team Seven
Some Lawyers Have it Easy by Ginnya reviews
and some don't. There is not a single person on this planet that would dread a phone call more than Fujioka Haruhi does.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Proposal by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because only Karin is crazy enough to slap a guy for proposing, and only Suigetsu is stubborn enough to try it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Broken Wings by SaturnXK reviews
The typical Harry Potter x Naruto crossover. HP Book 4. -Complete- (Don't bother reading if you're expecting something great. This was an experimental story and a first time one at that. Quite honestly it's only still here because I'd like this to be an example of what NOT to do in a crossover... or any story, really.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,106 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Time of My Life Commentary by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Decided to commentate Tara's new story...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Akito's Diary by Akito The Sex Goddess reviews
She'd kill you if she found out you were reading this. Rated M for crude humor and language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Akito S.
The A Team by Narutard180 reviews
Naruto has an idea that helps Sasuke defeat his brother. This is NOT yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Iron Flower by KisstheRain14 reviews
Women are supposed to be made of softness and delicacy. Mulan, however, is a trainee at the prestigious military Academy, and nothing - especially sexism - is going to get in the way of her success. Not even her weird feelings for Li Shang. /modern/
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Mulan, Shang
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
The Birds And The Bees by holypaigejeevas reviews
It was a tradition in the Sabaku household to get "the talk" when you turned thirteen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
ADVENTURES OF MARY AND SUE by somniorum et nives mortis reviews
Mary-chan and Sue-chan go to the Naruto world and become epic ninjas of awesome! Kakashi/oc and Gaara/oc COMPLETE CRACK
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
A Team Like No Other by TheRedGhillie reviews
Team 7 done differently. They are Family, they are united, they are... Eccentric. Uchiha Massacre earlier, Strong Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Smart Naruto, Not so vengeful Sasuke, No fangirly Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Babysitting by Frankenkitty-Kat reviews
One-shot, Tony has to house the Avengers after Thor flooded the Avengers mansion, hijinks ensue. this summary sucks, give it a chance, its my first fanfic :D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
It's Depressing, Really by Kallios the Scholar reviews
a fangirl's musings on having a crush on a fictional character, in the form of a short poem. Can apply to any male in Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
50 Last Requests by PureWaterLily reviews
Because it is only courteous to give your best friend at least two months notice of his imminent death. ShiIta/ItaShi. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.]
If Light was a Father by tenshi-no-akuma-81 reviews
Title says it all. Non Mary-Sue Second Generation Crack fic. Narrated by OC but is not always OC-centric.Warning: May offend some Christians but remember it's just crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
Replacement Teachers? by tenshi-no-akuma-81 reviews
Things in Hogwarts take an unexpected turn as the Hogwarts teachers are replaced with 12 ninjas. Meanwhile Snape is cursing the heat and the flies in the Fire Country. And here Harry thought his previous teachers were a handful.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
The Akatsuki Fangirl Guide by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
This is guide designed to inform fangirls and boys about the Akatsuki in a semi-sane way. It also prevents one of my friends from strangling me. Christmas Edition!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Akatsuki
Mom and Dad by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Just a short story about how Peter came up with Tony being 'Dad' and Steve being 'Mom.'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Hammertime by totalizzyness reviews
Thor brings Loki to Stark Industries for a meeting with Tony, discussing plans for the future. Tony's running late and Thor and Loki are left to entertain themselves. Drabble
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Thor - Complete
Twilight VS FMAFMAB by royai4eva reviews
Yet another talk show, don't kill me...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
I Spend Summer With a Ferret by WobblyJelly reviews
Malfoy and I hate each other. The feeling is mutual. "What's going on?" "You'll be spending summer with the Malfoys! Isn't that great?" SPLASH! OC's POV. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,396 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Draco M., OC
My Immortal With Commentary! by Silver-Squirrel reviews
The worst fanfiction ever? You know the one. This is it, but with my commentating. It was so bad that I couldn't not rant about it a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Taking over Naruto by BadFiction reviews
"Look I understand why THEY are here. But I don't even like Naruto!" The hag shrugged. "Glitch." I debated smacking her. "Oh don't give me that look. It happens! I'm two hundred and fifty years old, I'm not perfect." AU OCxGaa...maybe. Definitely crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Celebwen Telcontar reviews
Mitarashi Anko was visiting her cousin, Petunia, when Dumbledore dropped Harry off, and Anko raises Harry in Konoha. Hogwarts won't know what hit it... Please read and review! Rated for safety, violence and language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Anko M.
Strings by hugsfortheneedy reviews
Haruno Sakura never really understood death. Mostly because she still saw the deceased walking around afterwards. A drabble-style story about ghosts, the truth behind Inner Sakura, and red strings of fate. SakuMulti. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sakura H.
Sensei's Getting Married! by jellinor reviews
"—and now you three know about it too," finished Namikaze Minato, stopping for a moment to better eye the chuunin trio lined up in front of him, Obito and Kakashi with Rin wedged between them, before breaking out in a sunny grin. "Any questions?" One shot, starring Team Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hetalia's Call of Duty by Muragaragah reviews
Prussia declares war on Germany, albeit in an alternative way: via Xbox 360. Random as heck Oneshot, mild GerIta, rated for Prussia's terrible mouth that needs to be soaped out and suggestive implications of war. Please don't take this seriously. x3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Behind Every Shinobi by I-Am-Forever-Loved reviews
Behind every shinobi there is a woman. This is her story. Sakura Uchiha tells all in an exclusive interview. A/N: Let me know what you think, is it worth writing the rest?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Don't leave me by Mafierry reviews
Kodoko Sakura hates her own name cause she knows her sensei, Rock Lee, is in love with Haruno Sakura who seems to play her own mind. But things aren't always as they seem
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Lee R. - Complete
Becoming by sinemoras09 reviews
Spare the child, for what he says are lies. Yashamaru-centric. Yashamaru, Gaara. Gen. Spoilers for chapter 548.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Yashamaru, Gaara - Complete
No Limes, Lemons, Oranges, or Pomelos by wingedmercury reviews
When Naruto and the gang finally get wi-fi in Konoha, they are appalled by what they see and decide to write their own fanfic. Hilarity—and fanfic war—ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,168 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Induction by CerealK reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke enrolls in Japan's best university he finds himself living on the prestigious Olympus Hall. He had expected that. What he hadn't expected were the insane trials to become an Olympian... or the fierce blue eyes of Big Brother Apollo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hero by Princess Dystopia reviews
To Gaara, Kankuro was somewhat of a father-figure. To Temari, he was a reliable little brother. To his fiancée, he was the perfect man. To everyone, he was a hero. Sometimes it hurts to realize the truth too late. KankuroxOC one-shot, character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - [Kankuro, OC] - Complete
Reasons Why by Captain Kork reviews
Reasons why Naruto will always be better than Twilight. Co-written by Takeo Moramushi Warnings- language and suggestive coments, and the continuous mentioning of Kakashi's books
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Kind Words by Princess Dystopia reviews
Until the night of his brother's bachelor party, Gaara never understood men's actions. Strange thoughts arise as he comes across a girl from his past and he learns kind words can help more than one person. GaaraxOC one-shot. M for sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - [Gaara, OC] - Complete
Unknown Guardians by quintupledots915 reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. It sounds overused, right? Things happen that aren't what you would expect. Focused on fifth book, elements of sixth in it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,336 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
In These Dark Times by brithewriter reviews
Clark Astor, pureblood royalty, Slytherin, wealthy, a family that follows the Dark Lord in a world where he is king. She has everything she could ever want right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - OC, Draco M.
October 10th by XspriteyX reviews
He stood over the memorial thinking the day could not be more perfect considering whom he was here to remember, Sasuke murmured to himself "It should of been me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Not That I'm Interested by Outani reviews
Jinta thinks that Karin has a cool personality, good fighting skills and a nice body. Not that he was interested.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Jinta H., Karin K. - Complete
The Sohma Family Trip to Hell by tootsieflop reviews
The Sohmas take a weird trip across the world! You know what that means...secret agents,mean moose,a little romance, and craziness! I'm not so great at summaries but just read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Strange by Tigera Lilyfrost reviews
What will happen when Hidan suddenly ends up in hell? Why did I write this? Why do I suddenly always get sugar highs? FIND OUT!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Kinda Amazing by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU When Soul Evans life goes right down the crapper, he is forced to become a server at a popular restaurant. Will Soul be able to handle the customers, the sidework, and the bossy yet somewhat hot daughter of his new boss all at the same? SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Jinchuriki Alliance by KingOfStories01 reviews
Yagura, freed from Madara Uchiha's control, has decided to warn the other eight Jinchūriki of the threat against them. When Naruto is warned, he discovers a group of people who not only accept him, but people who become the family he never had before...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U., Fū
Operation Hogwarts by HounouNiTsubasa reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi are sent to Hogwarts to do two things: protect Harry Potter and bring Orochimaru back to Konoha, dead or alive. Takes place during the Triwizard Tournament, Fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010
Itachi's Fox Cub by double1squad reviews
Itachi had taken Naruto with him when he left the village. He raises Naruto and they both end up joining the Akatsuki. No pairings currently, an oc will eventually enter story. ratings may go up. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Now or Never by Silver-Squirrel reviews
Gin Momochi was the kind of person who could find a flaw in a diamond and wouldn't hesitate to point it out. It seemed that the only people she could have a decent converstation with were the ones she wasn't supposed to talk to. Gaara/OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara
100 Things Balisk is No Longer Allowed To Do by riddle101 reviews
The title says it all. Balisk is my OC. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
ANBU Issues by Barbie Sama reviews
She was the ruthless ANBU captain and they were the unlucky ones to have captured her. "Listen, maggots. Next one to breathe on me will get their asses kicked, understand?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
It all started with a Confession by bubblefizz001 reviews
"Are you two together, Mikan-chan?" Nonoko asked. All eyes on the table turned on me.Before I got a chance to reply, a voice behind me said, "Yes, we are." By this time, the whole cafeteria was affixed on what was happening in our table.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,786 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Irritation by Priestess-of-Jashin reviews
The Akatsuki are transported into our world! Waking in an unfamiliar house, they are greeted by a screaming girl and a guy with a baseball bat. How did the sand siblings get sucked into this madness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Gaara
An attempt at Trolling by a Weirdo by funkyorange reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Will start after My Immortal's finish: I will troll like Tara and then post a chapter where everything is spelt right. Flame, but don't be serious about it. It's a joke, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - OC - Complete
Sacrifice by sdalkfhfsad reviews
AU. Luna isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, which amuses him greatly. slight TomLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete
Delusions, Illusions and Painkillers by blackcat9517 reviews
Natsume had a little accident and the doctor gave him a little too much of painkillers.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Love Lessons with the Mabudachi Trio by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Kyo and Tohru confess to the family that they are in a relationship. Consequently, Ayame, Shigure, and Hatori decide to deal out some brotherly advice about women. Will Kyo be the better for it? Maybe, if he doesn't die of embarrassment first!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kyo S. - Complete
Cooking in Anger and Baking in Rage by ellikanellika reviews
Because Natsume never does Mikan a favour, she decides to ignore him. She has no idea what consequences that will bring and if Natsume decides to do something, he will do it more than perfectly - loud... rated T for language
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
What Do You Mean, Vampires Sparkle? by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to investigate a group of vampires living in America. They seem to be pretty harmless...wait a minute, they...sparkle? What the Hellsing is going on here? Hilarity ensues. Hellsing/Twilight crossover crack fic.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Alucard, Edward
My Girl's ExBoyfriend by Shinpi-no-Flame reviews
one of these days he will wrap his fingers around her and bring her back to his side... sure that he can bring her back to his side, Sho gets Kyoko back for another P.V. - However things don't go quite as planned...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,261 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren
Second Chances by Kita Kudai reviews
Reiko was dying on Earth. With a necklace from Sarutobi she finds herself in the Naruto realm. As she trains to become a kunoichi she expriences murder, hate, tragedy, loss and love? What happens when she meets the loathed monster of Suna? Gaara/Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 416,252 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Your life with Ron Weasley with Commentary by funkyorange reviews
Full title: Your Life With Ron Weasley With Commentary By a Weirdo. Second in my 'Commentary by a Weirdo' series. Read My Immortal With Commentary by A Weirdo first. Rated for language mostly mine . Note: I did mean horror, yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Whistling at Night by Geoduck reviews
A criminal is robbing Shigure's house. Tohru is the only one who can stop him. Obviously, he doesn't have a chance.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tohru H. - Complete
They're All Sorry by Silver-Squirrel reviews
Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people always apologize to corpses? Kankuro can't understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Snark Wars by TekJounin reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Again. Will she break this cycle or will she fall prey to the stereotypes of the genre? And why are Sasuke & Itachi wrestling? Contains Hidan, so language warnings apply.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
Edward Elric's Fairy Hunt by Infamousplot reviews
Join Ed, Al, Roy, Winry and even Envy as they embark on a crack-quest to prove that Edward Cullen is a fairy. Warning Cullen fangirls, stay away! Crackcrackcrack... FOURTH CHAP FINALLY UP!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Edward E., Edward
Pew Pew Pew by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
Games: Either you play with them, or they play with you. And sadly, high school is like one big MMO. "You became friends with him through a game without knowing who he was in real life?" "So long as he isn't some gay, pedophilic rapist, I'm good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Moment by HokageNaruto reviews
Everyone knows being the damsel in distress is romantic! But.. "The Dobe saved her life, but instead of doing something romantic he botched it. And now he thinks he can't tell her how he feels until the moment is equally romantic." Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 259 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Journey by Karu-DarkAngel reviews
I still see him and Reshiram in my dreams, flying away until I can't see them anymore, can't feel their presence in my mind anymore. FerrisWheelShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
What is love? by WobblyJelly reviews
Is love what it really is? To me, love will play you like a puppet on strings and when its done, it'll toss you aside without a second thought, just like what Sirius Black did to me. No one ever thought of how Sirius's toys felt after being played with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Face Down by sKyLaR KnIgHt reviews
Why did she have to love HIM? He was in love with her sister! Jinta/Karin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jinta H., Karin K. - Complete
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Dragon Of The West Matchmaker? by zia9583 reviews
Uncle Iroh has some plans in mind. Plans of love for two certain stubborn benders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The resistance by reading addict 101 reviews
Eona joins the resistance after meeting up with Tozay near the river. They reach the Islands and soon Kygo joins them there. This is a story about Eona and Kygo's encounters in the resistance etc plz R&R!
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Out of Line by pikachufreak93 reviews
Riley's been a member of Team Galactic since she was young, quickly rising up the ranks to second in command to Saturn due to her battling skills. But she has a habit of disobeying rules, and its only a matter of time before she steps too far out of line.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Saturn
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
A slight mistake by Saturns-Moon reviews
The world of Fullmetal encounters the world of the Sparkle-pires. Mayhem ensues. No really, it does. Character death in a good way! Twilight bashing, crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward E., Bella - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen by Alex McM reviews
I hate him. You hate him. He's that pale bastard who has made teenage girls think vampires can be your soul-mate and practically defacated on the vampire legend. To ease the pain read 101 retarded deaths & stay tuned for the Hellsing cameos and many more!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
I Kill Vampires that SPARKLE! by JediKnightNightTerra reviews
Alucard meets the overly gay, brooding, sparkly vampire in Italy who is contemplating suicide. Oh what will happen? Hilarity insues. Based off a picture I drew of Alucard laughing. M for naughty vampire servant Bella.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alucard, Edward
The Fire Demon and the Pineapple by MeteorLeopard reviews
Tatsuki meets Renji while she's beating up some thugs who just don't get the message and Renji complains about a black eye. Matsumoto gets involved and creative; trouble follows! Ichigo is going to have issues... RenTatsu. Hints at other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
True Sight by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
Aang/Toph drabble
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Just Dance by Jaivaramongolid reviews
This was the most ridiculous thing that Tony had ever participated in doing, or seen in his life, and that included a very vague three days he and Rhodey had spent in Vegas during their late teens.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Greenthumb by violinmana reviews
Naruto has always loved plants. Maybe a little too much. Co-written with Kraken's Ghost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Date With Tom Riddle by Radical.2 reviews
Oddly enough, Luna ends up watching The Chamber of Secrets with none other than Tom Riddle himself. Written for the Movie Challenge by Zombie Reine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Proximate by beanrox reviews
The Avatar, Blue Spirit, Painted Lady and Blind Bandit. And then there was Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sokka
Baker's Dozen by vampgirl8 reviews
“Why do you defend him so much?” I stared at him, and had the feeling he wasn’t talking about Aiko anymore. I frowned softly, eyes forlorn, and answered. “Because it’s sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison.” Gaaraxoc Gaaraoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Doughnuts by BoxOfScraps reviews
They Make Everything Better
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
To be a Family by Ishuzi reviews
Temari." "What?" "What is a family?" This is a bunch of oneshots I'm writing about the sand siblings. Humor in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Edward vs Seras by InkDeath reviews
Edward claims to be a vampire, and wants to prove it. Anderson and Alucard put Edward and Seras up to some tests to see if Edward is anything like a vampire. Sort of pairing between Seras and...read on and find out :P
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Seras, Edward
The Munich Connection by BandGeek99 reviews
Edward Cullen spotted a certain blond alchemist back in 1924, never expecting to see him again. The year is 2010 in a small, out-of-the-way town in New England and the Cullen coven is going to have an encounter they'll not forget. T for Ed's mouth, EdWin!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Sparkling Vampires by KaitoIceCream reviews
Alucard kicks Twilight vampires azzes. And don't be all like, oh bullets don't kill Twilight vampires! cuz Alucard's bullets kill EVERYTHING! One shot
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Alucard - Complete
This Pokémon can't be shackled by RubyKurosaki reviews
It wasn’t as if she trusted them. Mercury knew she was slowly slipping off the edge. Balnced on a knife edge at 17 years old. How long till she falls?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Saturn, Cyrus/Akagi
A Curious Encounter with a MarySue by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
The Joker and Harley encounter a very strange individual,who claims to be the Joker's twu luv
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Joker - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
Lingering Feelings by Akako4 reviews
Today Gaara leaves to the meeting of the Five Kages and Hiromi disagrees with her not being allowed to accompany him as his body guard as she is one of the most skilled Kunoichi's of Suna. But they both know the real reason why she wants to join him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Gaara
Alucard and Edward by Skrita reviews
What would happen should they meet? I think we all know. Rated for slight brutality.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Serenity by laurelsblue reviews
AU. Fuu gives Shibuki a reason to like storms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Fū, Shibuki - Complete
Azula Maims Twilight by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
Azula is sent on a mission to destory the ridiculous story of Twilight.R&R
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Azula - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Alucard comes to the conclusion that Edward Cullen cannot possibly be a real vampire.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Short Alchemsits Who Rant At Tall Vamps by pariven reviews
1st Chap: Ed, Al and Lark meet the Cullens. 2nd Chap: The Cullens meet the flame Alchemist.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Azula Kills Twilight by agunmadeofgold reviews
Zuko gets Azula to finally use her firebending for good! D
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Anime Twilight by metalguru reviews
So apparently there's rumors they're making a twilight anime. Probably won't be like this though.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Alucard - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Useless by Princess Dystopia reviews
The young mute girl silently cries for him, for his pain. GaaraxOC one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Gaara, OC] - Complete
The Marauders read My Immortal: Bring me to life by Seeker Kze reviews
I stumbled across this rather unique fanfic the other day and just had to give a Marauders account of it! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., OC
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
Folly by dedkake reviews
He was intoxicated with her. Every move she made had shivers running down his spine. Itaten. Character death. Gift fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On the Matter of Television by The International Numbnuts reviews
The Numbnuts want to know why the light on the T.V is red, Tomo thinks the government is controlling everything via television, and Sakaki can feel her brain melting even as they attempt to explain this theory.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Naruto of the Uchiha Clan by Lone Kyuubi reviews
A seven year old Sasuke lets Naruto live with his family. What adventures will become of this? rated T for swearing. The final part of the Academy Escapades is up! [Pairing voting ends May 1st]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,728 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Prison Conversations by ardy1 reviews
A prison in the Fire Nation occupied territory of the Earth Kingdom. Two unlikely boys, enemies, with death sentences. Nothing to do but talk together. And perhaps, together, find a way to escape. Friendship, rated for language and adult themes. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,678 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Lady Behind the Fan by Impextoo reviews
A young lady from the court of the Fire Nation must balance duty, honor, and love to find herself and her prince. Arranged marriage, court intrigue, and one flying bison served together for one not so typical romance. AFTER A LONG WAIT, THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,342 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 4/15/2005
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 297 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World by totallystellar reviews
Sokka decides that life and the world in general needs straightening out and that he should start by writing a book explaining just how to do it. R&R please. Rating upped to T, possible pushing on M in the future.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Sokka
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Be There by Chainlinks reviews
Draco explains his would be friendship with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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