SnarkySimaril
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Joined 03-22-11, id: 2802824, Profile Updated: 04-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

This is a collaboration account for Snarkymuch and Simaril… Or is it?


Born in 1982, SnarkySimaril led a quiet, sheltered life until the great Kool-Aid debacle of ‘88. Apparently spiking church picnic refreshments with LSD is frowned upon. How was she to know that LSD combined with heart medication could cause death?

SnarkySimaril was deemed mentally incompetent and incarcerated in a psych ward. At age 18 she was rehabilitated and released into the world once more. Years of incarceration had a marked effect on her and she decided she needed to live somewhere she could appreciate nature. Using the skill she has learned in Art Therapy she fashioned herself a new home in the treetops.

She can be frequently found having discussions with the voices in her head about many pressing topics, such as when will the chipmunks attempt to overthrow the squirrels at the bird feeder and how many licks does it really take to get to the center of the Tootsie pop. Will the world ever know?

Her family took pity on her and decided to give her a means to communicate with the world (without her violating the restraining orders they had against her) so they bought her a laptop.
Using her handy craft skills again, she captured a chipmunk and stuck it unceremoniously into the homemade generator she constructed out of Popsicle sticks.
With her newfound source of power she finally had a place where the voices could talk and be heard. She had discovered fanfiction.


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Unfaithful by Jaspers Naughty2Shoes reviews
Based on Naught bell Rock, Bella is to be married to a distant Edward, who never seems to have time for her when Jasper Edwards best friend, comes into the picture Bella quickly discovers something special in him and a torn Bella must choose between the 2
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Jasper
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Terms of Engagement reviews
ABANDONED! Love sometimes hides, stuck behind cold hearts and lost dreams. But when it's found and recognized, there no going back. Peter found it, but keeping it is another thing entirely. Peter/Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,102 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bella, Peter
Armageddon kinda reviews
It happened before. It will happen again. It's just a question of when. Guess what La Push... TIME'S UP! A short drabble written as a gift for gredelina1. Not for Jacob fans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jacob - Complete