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Joined 03-23-11, id: 2803595, Profile Updated: 11-03-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.

I am a single father, and I write in my spare time. I also only speak two languages...American and bad English. I am also writing several stories at the same time and I will be updating as I finish each chapter as inspiration hits. Some of the stories are also co-authored by myself and Shocktroop.

Personally Naruto/Sakura pairings disgust me, but I will admit that it can work if done right. I also dislike Naruto/Hinata pairings although for different reasons. While Sakura is actively abusive Hinata never lifted a finger to help Naruto dispite what she saw while stalking him, and that even if they did get together it wouldn't last long due to her meekness. I have always seen Sakura as the dominant CEO bitch that would smirk while digging her high heels into her lover's balls. Hinata comes off to me as either the stalker type that is seen in movies such as "Poison Ivy" and "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle", or the lonely shy girl that never gets with the guy she loves because of low self worth. Looking at Naruto's situation, and Konoha there are really only 3 of the girls in his age group I can say he could get involved with seriously. They are Ino, Tenten, and Ayame. Ayame is obvious, because she is the slightly older girl next door. Tenten is the serious sports/career oriented girl much like the "regional champion" stereotype. Ino comes off to me as a combination of stereotypes. The standard beautiful/arrogant princess and the intelligent, gossip/detective type.

Favorite Parings:

Naruto x Tenten

Naruto x Ayame

Naruto x Ino

Naruto x Fu

Naruto x Yugito

romance yuri

Naruto x Kamui

Naruto x Tayuya

Hated Pairings

Naruto x Sakura

Naruto x Hinata

yaoi of any type

smut yuri

Favorite Anime/Manga

Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Kampfer, Ah! Megami-sama!, Macross, Arakawa Under the Bridge, Blood, Busou Renkin, Nurarihyon no Mago, Clannad, Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Armitage, Ghost in the Shell, D.N. Angel, Onegai Sensei, Elfin Lied, Fairy Tail, Ranma 1/2, Dragonball, Rurouni Kenshin, Gilgamesh, Samuri Deeper Kyo, Inuyasha, Gokusen, Shakugan no Shana, Hayate No Gotoku!, Strawberry Panic, Tokko, Tsubasa Chronicle, Kekkaishi, Vampire Knight, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Read or Die, xxxHolic, Kurokami, Kyuuketsuki Miyu, RahXephon, etc...

NOTICE: My story updates will be coming slowly for a while as I am focusing on assisting Shocktroop and his wife with their stories at the moment, as well as having an increased workload at my job.

CHALLANGES:

1) Naruto x Kamisama no Memo Chou crossover

Cannon up until Naruto hurts Jiraiya during training trip which Naruto remembers. He decides to disappear viewing himself a threat, and ends upin the ruins of Uzushiogakure. After mastering the blood clone from a scroll he finds he takes a boat to Nami no Kuni for supplies, but gets swept up in a "Bermuda Triangle" type storm ending up in modern Japan. Lays low getting money through stealing, and kake bunshin doing odd jobs. A scout seeing his "Naruko" clone approaches him about being an idol, and makes a blood clone Naruko to be the idol so he doesn't have to worry about money. He travels for a while before ending up in the Kamisama no Memo Chou town, mainly laying low. Shionji Yuuko aka Alice finds him a true mystery, and orders the others to gather info on him since he is basicly a ghost. Eventual Alice x Naruto only pairing.

2) Charmed x Naruto crossover

3 years after 4th war Naruto is on toad mountain and finds out about how the great sages have found pathways between worlds by taking their trainging to it's utmost level, and since the world is at peace and everyone has moved on with their lives decides to follow that path in hopes of finding a world he could start over in. Ends up in San Fransico where he saves Penny Halliwell "Grams" from a demon when she is 17 before she met the girls' grandfather. After 2 years they have gotten closer and have dated for a while, and on the night he planned to propose he is knocked out and imprisoned in Hell because of a deal the Elders made with the Source. The deal was made because the Elders felt he was a threat being such a powerful unknown, and his closeness to the Halliwell line. The room and chains he is in drain his chakra and make it impossible to call on Kurama's, and he can't use sage mode since there is no nature chakra in Hell. The Source releases him because of a prophosy about Bathazaar taking the throne from him. The source does this because Balthazaar(Cole) and Paige's father are the ones that captured him. Naruto spends the next year hunting/interrogating demons, white lighters, and dark lighters until he tracks down Balthazaar. He attacks Cole while Pheobe is there forcing him to reveal he is a demon. Kidnaps Pheobe for information until he finds out she is a Halliwell. The talk until Naruto decides to release her after 2 days. Eventual Naruto X Pheobe only pairing.

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A Voice in the Wind by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blonde Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 392,821 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 227,199 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/18/2008
Father to a Blond Hyuga by Dreaded Rasengan reviews
He didn't expect to be a father at 16. He didn't expect the mother of his child to be the shiest girl he knew. He didn't expect the road to parenthood to be so hard. He didn't expect that his first child would be created rather than born...Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,730 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Shade of Uzu by defiasstone2 reviews
The village of Whirlpool was destroyed in the third Shinobi war, and the few survivors that weren't wiped off the map were scattered across the entire elemental nations. However, there are those that were not present in the village during the time of its destruction, whether for good reasons or ill. This is one of their stories. Naruto-centric, OC's
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Naruto U.
To Really Know Someone by ncpfan reviews
They all labeled Naruto, whether as village pariah or village hero. Kurenai was no exception at first, but a few years after the 4th Shinobi War, she begins to see...and love...the real Naruto. Rating raised to M for references to Zetsu's cannibalism.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 171,012 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Perfectly Imperfect Love by swagosaurus reviews
Hearbroken after the wedding of his two former best friends, Naruto tries to get over his love, Sakura Haruno, by joining the ANBU Black Ops; a choice that ends up changing him in the worst of ways, destroying the man who was once regarded as a hero. Naru/Saku. DarkFic. Rated for violence, sex, etc. CHAPTER 20 IS UP! (ACTUALLY UP!) READ A/N PLZ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,510 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,413 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Spiral Heart by D-Sparil reviews
The fate of Karin following her arrival in Konoha and how her life might just change the entire Ninja world. A romance story between Naruto and Karin, as well as a few other pairings. You have to read to see the others!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 107,812 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U., Karin
The Deception, gone awry by defiasstone2 reviews
On the night of his graduation, Naruto's joy at becoming a ninja was tainted by the revelations revealed that night. Leaving the meeting with the Hokage, Naruto traveled through Konoha to think upon the truths heaped upon him. Whilst doing so, he overheard a conversation, and got an idea that would change the future of his ninja career. Slow buildup but gets better after Chaps 1 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,503 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Naruto U.
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by Ban Moroichi reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,402 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
Piece of the Puzzle by Blue Baby Blanket reviews
Sakura married Sasuke. Naruto, having lost his only love risks his life to end the threat of Akatsuki. Awakening from a coma caused by the effort, he meets their daughter, Momo, who decides that Naruto, the man her parents respect most is the one for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,473 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Supreme Genetics Creation of a Bloodline by Hefster reviews
To save the Shinobi Alliance & create a new bloodline for the village, Sakura is forced to marry Naruto & she loses it. Naruto overhears & ends their friendship. Another girl must also marry Naruto & she is ecstatic. Nar/Sak/Hin cowritten w/Kingkakashi / New finished Version up on KingKakashi's account! Go check it out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,665 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Paradox Jast reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
The Shinobi and the Amazon by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Faust's attack on Themiscyra has caused Princess Donna to be flung through time and space only to land at Konoha's doorstep. With Naruto as her guide and reluctant groom, can Donna learn to deal with the World of Ninjas?
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,549 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U.
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... Rated M for lemon content.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 335,092 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
The Great Sage Naruto by Thousandson reviews
This is set 3 year after the war with the Atatsuki and Naruto is about to get a surprising new teammate to take the Chunin exams finally . NaruxIno ,NaruxHinata , NaruxSaku , NaruxHanabi ....NOT a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 457,860 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Force Maelstrom by CrosZ reviews
At the end, Naruto and Kyubi had to use drastic measures. The result, he was flung into a world where he has no Kyubi and chakra. How will he survive? Though, at the weirdest circumstances, he met someone whom everyone thought was just a myth.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 153,779 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Naruto U., Levy M. - Complete
A little help from heaven by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,699 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Tsunade choice by maverick9871 reviews
A girl appears claiming to be Tsunade daughter but wait, she more then she seems and Kyuubis involved. Lemon Naruto x young Tsunade, Sakura, Yondaime and Sasuke bashing. Some bleach crossover jerry springer.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,143 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Kurenai Knight by maverick9871 reviews
See how a simple change in time can change the life of so many. NarutoxKurenai AnkoxIruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,433 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hinata's Darkened Desires by Paladeus reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Mothers Love by maverick9871 reviews
The night Naruto steals the forbidden scroll he learns that not only does he have a mother but also a twin sister. See how this changes the world forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 327 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
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Eyes of Darkness reviews
When his eyes are destroyed he recieves a bloodline not seen outside of Makai. Naruto x Haku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,220 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
The Strength of Love reviews
After Danzo tried to capture Kushina after the Kyuubi attack Jiraiya hides her as one of his agents keeping her survival secret from everyone while telling Kushina that Naruto was adopted and is a happy civilian. What happens when mother and son meet while Jiraiya is away on an infiltration mission? NarutoxKushina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 167 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Naruto Strife reviews
When Naruto is buried alive a trip through the lifestream changes everything.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,766 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Yuffie K., Naruto U.
Team Destruction reviews
Naruto is placed on a specialized team by a jonin that has taken special interest in 3 graduates as apprentaces. Naruto x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Naruto U.