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Joined 03-23-11, id: 2803759, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 20 stories for Big Time Rush, and Victorious.

I got a dirty mind, I got filthy ways.

Hi! Welcome to my profile. This used to be ridiculously long and horribly annoying, so I've cut it down to make it more to-the-point.

First of all: Music. I could make you a list of all my top artists, but instead I'll just say this: I like pop, pop-rock/alternative, and rap. Some favorites would have to be: Big Time Rush, Eminem, 3OH!3, Hot Chelle Rae, Fall Out Boy, Jason Mraz, B.o.B., and Maroon 5.

Second of all: TV shows. Basically, if I can ship stuff with it, I like it. Favorites would have to be Big Time Rush, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Glee, and Victorious.

I ship: Everything. When it comes to writing, I've done every BTR ship except Kenlos, but II write the most Kames, because it's my favorite. When it comes to crossovers with Victorious, Kendall/Jade and Carlos/Cat are my favorite. Anything else is fair game.

My stories:

-If I put the title in bold, it means it's one of my personal favorite stories.

-An asterisk means it's still in progress.

Some Like It Rough- Kames humor stuff- S&M jokes! Rated:T. 3 chapters.

A Slip of the Toungue- Kogan, kind of weirdly jumpy-aroundy when it comes to pairings Rated: T. 5 chapters.

The First One- BTR/Victorious, my first crossover! Carlos/Cat, Kendall/Jade, and some James/Beck. I guess Logan was forever alone... Rated: M. 10 chapters.

Dirty Little Secret- Kames angst. Rated: M. 8 chapters.

Seduction, Seduce- Jarlos one-shot. Yes, I did write a Jarlos fic with an Eminem song title. No, Jarlos does not have anything to do with Eminem. Rated: T. One-shot.

Of Mice and Men- Humor, all four boys. Based off of a true story. (Yes, a funny fic IS titled after a John Steinbeck book, don't judge me). Maybe the stupidest thing I've ever written. It's not even slashy. Rated: T. One-shot.

Off Limits- James/Logan's slutty little sister. Still slightly ashamed I did an OC story, but she's not one of those flawless OC's who are just perfect for the guy. She is, literally, a random slut. Rated: M. 5 chapters.

Bad Enough For You- Jagan, straight-up smut. Slightly kinky. Rated: M. One-shot.

Love Bites- James/Muffy. No, this isn't Twilight. Rated: M. One-shot.

Like a Time Bomb Set Into Motion- Jarlos, some Kogan. Rated: M. 5 chapters.

Something About This Place- Kames, feat. Jagan and Cargan. I got a little carried away with the angst on this one. Sex, violence, betrayal. James fucks up a lot, Kendall cries a lot. If you hear me call a story "my baby," I'm talking about this one. Rated: M. 12 chapters.

Feel Alive- Kenmille, with pretty much every other pairing between James/Kendall/Camille/Logan. No Kogan, lots of Kames. I had to resist the urge to do a 360 and make this a Kames story. This is the story that never ends, but I'm working on the last chapter right now. Rated: M. 10 chapters.

Where You Belong- The sequel to Something About This Place. Fluffy and smutty. Rated: M. 2 chapters.

Touchin' On My- Kendall/Lucy. Just partying and smut. Rated: M. One-shot.

It's Just a Hat- Kames. This thing is the definition of drabble. It's only 700 words, and super fluffy. RPS, but it can be taken as showverse if you choose. Rated: K. One-shot.

Talk With Your Hips- Second ever crossover! Kendall/Jade. Smut, very slight angst, semi-kinky. Rated: M. One-shot.

The Ottoman- Kames. Smut with some humor. Rated: M One-shot.

Pinky Swear- Fluffy little Kames drabble. Rated: T. One-shot.

*Fucking and Hunting- Super-duper A/U. In order to get his baby sister back, Kendall, a hunter, works with a demon, James. Loosely based off of Supernatural. Rated: M. Multi-chap, total still to be determined. NOTE: Sadness. Fanfiction took this story down. I'm actually really pissed, because this was my favorite. And the hard drive on my old laptop crashed, so I don't have the chapters any more. It's quite tragic, really. I liked the way this was written a lot (especially over my old stuff).

Now, one last thing. I tumble- and I often have previews and upcoming ideas on my blog, including some stuff that I don't post up here. If you would like to know my tumblr, just send me a message!


Sold my soul from heaven into hell, Sick as my secrets but never gonna tell

As my bffl said up there, I'm Aloghty! We and my bud have a TON of BTR fics, so we're really excited about that. I'm pretty sure that might be the only thing we post on here... but hey, who knows? We're in to other stuff to so I guess we'll just have to wait and see :)

My favorite BTR boy is Logan and I personally believe that Camille should go burn in hell for cheating on him, that bitch. Let's see, a few thing I like: 30 Seconds to Mar, BTR, fuzzy socks, shirtless men, sweater-vests(don't judge me) and a whole lot of other stuff I don't feel like writing right now, lol. Things I hate? Camille, Justin Bieber, People who pronounce coolwhip as coolhwip (like in Family Guy), Spiders, Clowns, People who don't know how to spell things and posers. And I also hate it when people write stories with Mary-Sue, 100% perfect OC's. It's boring and annoying. Stop it.

I'm totally a sucker for BTR FanFics, and I've read a lot more then a normal person would. I absolutely LOVE Kogan, I like Jagan and I'm starting to really like Kames. And I don't really like anything with Carlos. He just seems to... innocent for romances and such. I'm a sucker for fluff but I find myself reading more angst each day. Guess I like drama.

Jared Leto is the love of my life and I will attack anyone that says otherwise. ø ·o.

OH YEAH!

And just so you guys know, I'm going to be re-loading the story on our other account onto this one. So if you see that it's the same exact story... well, it is. So don't freak out, alright? OKAY!

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In Fair Verona by The Brat Prince reviews
"What are we doing?" Kendall asks, taking a shaky breath. His hands hover over James's abdomen, and James arches forward until they are touching, until Kendall's fingertips press into his skin. "I don't know. But don't stop." - Kendall/James, dystopia
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,671 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kendall, James
When Worlds Collide by Finders Keepers reviews
First time I met him I hit him in the balls next thing I know Im in 2J, spending a week with BTR and Im the girl who hates everything about them so this is not my idea of fun. Neither is being basically raped by him but you can't rape the willing. R&R! OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,472 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kendall - Complete
These Things Will Never Change by EvilGeniusBookWorm13 reviews
A collection of song fics of Kames with slight Cargan. Rating may go up. Genres vary. Side project just to get rid of writers block. Please enjoy! :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2011 - James, Kendall
The Replacement by squoctobird reviews
After Kendall replaces Curt as the lead in the show Big Time Rush, people in the cast and crew start to die in mysterious accidents. Is the new guy a psycho or is Curt out for revenge? Rated M for violence, gore, language etc.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Jett's Palm Woods Misadventures by HelloOfficer07 reviews
In which Jett pretty much hooks up with the entire Palm Woods, but also kind of falls in love. M for talks of sexin' and frequent f-bombs. Jett/Everyone.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jett S., Kendall - Complete
We Could Take To The Highway by The Brat Prince reviews
Don't you think it's time to live for yourself? Even just a little?" Roadtrip fic. Kendall/James.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,916 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
The King And All Of His Men by The Brat Prince reviews
Everything didn't click jigsaw-puzzle-perfect. James/Logan, super-angst, super Kendall-centric, unrequited Kendall/James and Kendall/Logan, Katie's POV.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - James, Logan - Complete
Here Be Dragons by The Brat Prince reviews
There's a difference between being in love and wanting to get your rocks off, and man, Kendall was hoping for the latter. Kendall/Logan, Kendall/James. Rated for language and boys being boys.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,269 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
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Streets of Gold reviews
The sparkling city of Hollywood was famous and notorious for what it could do, what it could build, and what it could destroy. The pressure, the young stars, the dangers- the whole place was one big cliche after another. Yet, somehow, the city continued to change people, to break people, and, occasionally, to bring people together. Kames. Very angst-heavy.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - James, Kendall
Pinky Swear reviews
Kendall just went through a really ugly breakup with his now ex-girlfriend, Lucy Stone. As the person who knows him best, James decides to take it upon himself to cheer his buddy up.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Feel Alive reviews
He freshened the air she breathed; she was the reason he got up in the morning. They needed eachother, for stress relief, a wake-up call, or maybe just their own sanity. Kendall/Camille.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kendall, Camille - Complete
The Ottoman reviews
Kendall heads up to James's new place to get him to return to the crib, but not everything goes exactly as planned. A few mishaps later, he starts to realize that James having his own place might not be such a bad thing. Kames. Smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2012 - James, Kendall - Complete
Where You Belong reviews
Sometimes, to rekindle a romance you have to retrace your steps. A year after the insanity of when they got together, James and Kendall do just that. Sequel to Something About This Place. Kames. Fluff & smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - James, Kendall
Talk With Your Hips reviews
Kendall met a mysterious, challenging girl when he was out looking for a little fun at a party. He may have found himself a bigger challenge than he'd expected. Kendall/Jade.
Crossover - Big Time Rush & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kendall, Jade W. - Complete
It's Just a Hat reviews
Kendall and James have always had a red-hot rivalry with regard to baseball. It's always been war between them. With a little peace, something more may come, and James has been waiting for something more. Fluffy Kames drabble. Super short, super sweet.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Touchin' On My reviews
Kendall has a night out without the other guys, and runs into a very challenging Lucy Stone at a party. There, one thing leads to another, and he learns why she doesn't go with just anybody. Kendall/Lucy smut one-shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kendall, Lucy S. - Complete
Something About This Place reviews
Gustavo gives the boys a break, so they go up to a lakehouse for awhile. There, things between Kendall and James get pretty crazy, pretty fast. Of course, sometimes it's hard to act on new feelings when no one is exactly thrilled with them. Kames.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,110 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Like a Time Bomb Set Into Motion reviews
James and Carlos are just two average teenage boys, with less than average feelings, and some events could really make those feelings skyrocket. Jarlos and some Kogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - James, Carlos - Complete
Love Bites reviews
When Muffy the Vampire Slayer is chasing James, they get a little too close for comfort. Crazy things can happen if you're sleeping with someone who wants to kill you.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - James, Muffy - Complete
Bad Enough For You reviews
Logan is tired of being overlooked by James, so he decides to change his look a little. James certainly notices, and one thing leads to another. Some friendship and fluff and stuff, but mostly just straight up smut. One-shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Off Limits reviews
Logan's little sister comes to visit the Palm Woods, and she seems to have... matured a little. Logan wants to keep her as innocent as possible, but if you ask James, all rules are meant to be broken.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Of Mice and Men reviews
Well, boys. The Big Time Rush boys face a new enemy when a huge mouse invades apartment 2J. Just a dumb non-slashy little fic. Only rated T for the swearing, really.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Seduction, Seduce reviews
Carlos doesn't do too well with girls, so James decides to give him a little help. Of course, sometimes James's techniques work a little too well to handle. Jarlos one-shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/27/2011 - James, Carlos - Complete
The First One reviews
Carlos gets ditched by his friends, and so does Cat. When they run into eachother, they might have some fun. In the meanwhile, Kendall gets his eyes set on someone other than Jo.
Crossover - Big Time Rush & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Carlos, Cat V. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Kendall Knight wasn't always the brave one, and James knows that. Maybe two boys from a suffocating town can learn to trust and love.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,697 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Kings & Queens of Promise
"They knew that no matter what they were going to have to deal with, they'd have each-other. That's all they really needed." Rated T for now, but will be moved to M for later chapters!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,954 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011
A Slip of the Toungue reviews
Most people don't tend to like you any better when you sleep with their girlfriend. But hey, who knows?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Some Like It Rough reviews
Maybe Kendall isn't the purest of the pure. Or maybe it's James's own fault for looking like a wasted sex god. Either way,sometimes it's easier to trick someone than convince them.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete