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Joined 03-23-11, id: 2803920, Profile Updated: 03-03-13

Name: that is classified information for reasons involving the fact that i am a ninja. you all may refer to me as 1 of 2 things:the axelsaurus rex, or, michelle(my middle name)

Age:15

Race: Scottish (dad), and Italian (mom),but mostly Scottish (for reasons i dont understand...)

Hair: medium-light brown;dark blonde, (what the fuck ever makes you sleep at nite...)

Eyes: big, dark brown (like chocolate;i guess)

Favorite anime character: Axel from kingdom hearts

Favorite element: FIRE, BITCHES!!!!

Favorite #:VIII

Favorite weapon: Chakrams(especially ones with 8 deadly spikes comin out of em)

Favorite color:red(duh)

SEXIEST THING EVER CREATED:AXEL, MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!

Some of you peoples may know me from my crazy as hell comments on Carmine Complex and FMA Highschool and all that Shit.


http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Axelgrl8/2803920/- I have a forum! Check it out!!


Well guess what? THIS CRAZY-ASS BITCH IS WRITIN' A STORY 2!!!!! So when you start lookin for some random shit to read, look for my 1st ever fic, Blazing Sparks.(its a kingdom hearts fanfic. IM NOT INTO YAOI!!! DONT BE EXPECTIN ANY DUDE ON DUDE OR CHICK ON CHICK SHIT FROM ME,OR I WILL SEND AXEL TO BLOW U UP WITH HELLS FIRE,BITCHEZ!)Heeeheehe...

If u are so in love with any random Kingdom Hearts character that you would have a heart attack if they appeared at your front door for no apparent reason,and would become their crazy stalker fangirl/fanboy,and would literally die for them,then join the wonderful religion that is Kingdom Heartsism!And all ya gots to do is copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list(ps:u can add their name too,if ya want)*Axelgrl8(Axel,duh)


My favs list:

Anime: Its a tie between Bleach, Soul Eater and Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood.

Game: My Candy Love (i have 4 accounts :D!)

Song: Rain (5th FMA:B Opening)

Anime Character:...Umm,I guess I would have to say...tie between Toshiro Hitsugaya, Edward Elric, and Death the Kid

Game Character: Really?Do I even have to say it?

...you all can tell that i am a really simple girl.well...thats me in a nut shell.


P.S: i also recommend anything written by AnimeFanCrazy197. this chick is like my fuckin manager. she reads what i write and tells me what to if u think my shit is awesome, read her stuffs(got whats below from her profile cuz...1)im a helpless romantic,and 2)it is the sweetest thing i have ever heard in my fucked up life). anywhoduls!, reads my stuffs and be happier than than a baby unicorn/ducky/puppy/kitty eatin fairy dust and smokin crack!!!


Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Do you like me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Do you want me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you cry if I left?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you live for me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you do anything for me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Choose--me or your life

Inuyasha:My life

Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


*A Real Boyfriend* (Inuyasha and Kagome)

It will change a lot of things u thought u new!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
She really does more than you could understand!!

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

When she says "want me to call you back?"
dont let her hang up

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouriing rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?"


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"


I know!!!!! Its so sweet and cuddly like a baby unicorn/ducky/puppy/kitty eatin fairy dust and smokin crack!!! (i know, im fucked up...)but, ya gotta luv me(or i shoot yo azz, beochz...)LALALALAAAAAAAAA!!!


MY POKEMON BRINGS ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE; YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAMN RIGHT , I WANNA TRADE CARDS. GIMMIE PIKACHU WITH ELECTRIC CHARGE!-


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(At least, I'm TOLD I'm pretty.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am a girl.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Most kids at my skool do though!)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(We should...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(Sometimes)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

You hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.


9 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

4) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

5) Dont use any punctuation

6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

14) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16) Skip numbers in a list. Drive 'em NUTS!!!


RANDOM TIME!

Haha. I don't get it

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend

Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.(thats my policy...)

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.(i wish everyone would do this...)

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If the world is full of crazy people. THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.(DAMN STRAIGHT!)

Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.(including mine)

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.(thats what my friend claims.none of you know him...or do you?animecrazyfan197 does...)

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it?

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

When Edward Elric rips his coat off, you know shit's is about to go down.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

Never go to a docter who's office plants have died.

When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade!

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.( :D! )

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?( D: ...)

Warning, I'm sarcastic; I hurt people's feelings. Boo hoo. Deal with it.

I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. F*c* me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list.

The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus.(last stop,bitches!)

I used to be normal... But then I met those losers I now call my best friends.

Don't apologize. I hope you choke and die.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you.

Love me or hate me. Personally, I couldn't care less.(everyone loves me;its hard not to.)

When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye and hall ass.

I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.(they do it all the time!they doin it now!)

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.(...WHOA, DUCKY!...)

Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

You're now aware that you can't say, 'Irish wristwatch'.(LMAO when i figured this out...)

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


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