Author has written 8 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Hetalia - Axis Powers, X-Men: The Movie, and Heroes.
HI! My name is The Thief King. Since that's kind of long, you can call me Germany, since that's my nickname with friends. So... a bit about me. I'm in high school, I play cello, baritone saxophone, piano, and bass guitar. I paint, and do a bit of drawing and sculpting as well. I volunteer at a hospital, a zoo, and an arts supply store. I do Tae Kwon Do as well, which, for those who don't know, is the Korean martial art. And no, it is not the same thing as Karate. I LOVE anime and manga, and my top three favorites are Hetalia, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Bleach, in that order. My current obsession is X-Men, especially Charles/Erik.
My favorite hobby? ROLE PLAYING. Please, please, please, if you like role playing, and you like Hetalia, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bleach, X-Men, or are willing to do a crossover with your favorite fandom and one of those, CONTACT ME! You can never have too much role playing!
And now without further ado, some really random sh*t
Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 bras and randomly put them in Men's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I think most Fanfiction writers are this, and proud of it!)
If you cried when Atem left Yugi and his friends, copy this into your profile.
If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree
If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy and post this into your profile.
I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile (I'm definately proud of it.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I do that for more than five minutes)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (uh okay :S)
If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, Gossip Girl or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile (I watch it all the time)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you think Duke Devlin's theme songs plays every time he walks copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile!
If you love copying and pasting stuff to your profile just for fun, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are an Internet addict and may need rehab, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a Yami Bakura/Thief King Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile (I don't like pink, I love blue, but you get the idea.)
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki, Aqua girl 007, EgyptianSky,sukairaa-chan, The Thief King (dude, I'm on it for ten hours most weekend days.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (I SPEAK SOME!)
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you get annoyed when people put OC's that are basically just themselves into fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you blame 4Kids for everything bad that happens, even things that totally don't make sense, copy this onto your profile.
"Do You Read Or Write Fanfiction?"
Of course! Why else would I have an account here?
"When Did You First Start Reading/Writing Fanfiction?"
I started reading it about a year ago, and just recently started writing it.
"What Was Your First Fandom?"
On Fanfiction? Indiana Jones.
Germany/Italy. Unless you count the REALLY weird and totally random Thiefshipping stories me and Yamiheart tend to write in the middle of US History class...
"What Website Do You Use The Most?"
Fanfiction and Gmail
"What Do You Think Of Fanfiction.Net?"
I love it! Although what I don’t like is that over half of the stories make no sense whatsoever… but hey, they're learning, right?
"What Fandoms Have You Written In?"
Yu-Gi-Oh!, Hetalia, and X-Men.
Charles/Erik (or Professor X/Magneto) is my OTP
"Any Fandoms You Would Like To Write In?"
Well, I do LOVE The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, but she doesn’t allow fanfictions to be written for hers.
"Do Reviews Affect How You Write In Any Way?"
I don’t know. I haven’t gotten many yet, so maybe they would. It depends. If they have a good suggestion, sure, I might use it! But if it’s a flame, I’d just ignore it.
"Do You Use A Beta?"
"What ratings do you read/write?"
I usually read anything. Many of my fanfics are rated M for extreme gore and tortury goodness.
"What Warnings Have You Used On Your Fanfiction?"
Extreme violence and explicit gore! Gotta have it, man. I love it. But my stories aren’t unnecessary gore. There is a reason and a story for it.
"Do You Have Any Squirks?"
Ohhhhhhhhhh yes. I really don’t like pairings that don’t make any sense. Like Deathshipping. Seriously? Ryo never even meets Yami Marik. Or Atticshipping (I think that’s what it called?) with Ryo and Mana. Mana was 4,000 years ago in Egypt. Ryo was never there. How could it happen? Also, I don’t like when people don’t have a summary because they’re “bad at summaries.” Well, I’m not going to read a story I know nothing about!
"Do You Role-Play Online?"
HELL YES! I’m role playing basically every second that I can. Seriously, role playing is my version of crack. I'm so addicted to it. If you like role playing too, CONTACT ME! PLEASE!
"Have You Ever Stolen Something From Another's Person's Work?"
No! Why would I do that? It’s stupid and pointless. Not to mention rude.
"Favorite Fandom To Write/Read?"
Yu-Gi-Oh! And, of course, X-Men. I can't get enough of Charles/Erik.
YamiHeart is one of my close friends in real life, and I love her writing. And my role playing buddy flowermasters! I LOVED her fanfiction A Kiss For Your Lips. SO sad. If you like Charles/Erik, definitely check out her work!
"How Long Should A Chapter Be?"
Well, er, judging by how short my first chapter was, not too long. They look so much longer in my notebook…
"Do You Read/Write Drabbles?"
I’m not entirely sure what those are. So probably not.
"Any Fandoms You Avoid?"
Twilight. Otherwise, ones for books I haven’t read.
"Pairings You Avoid?"
"Warnings You Avoid?"
Incest, Rape, Character Death.
"Do The Number Of Reviews Tell You How Good A Story Is?"
No. I’ve read a lot of stories I LOVED, but just haven’t had time to review it.
"What Do You Think Of Mary Sues?"
Meh… I don’t really like OC’s. I mean, I do like them, sometimes. What I really don’t like is when the OC is just basically the author, when the author is a fangirl, and the boys fall in love with the OC. That’s just annoying. I don’t mind if there are OC’s, as long as that doesn’t happen, and as long as the OC isn’t the main character. Like in the fanfiction Broken, I really liked the OC Kate.
"Have You Ever Flamed Someone?"
Yes. I read a story that was Indiana Jones x Mutt Williams… I HATE incest. So yeah, I flamed it. I’m pretty sure if I ever read a tabloidshipping story, I’d flame it.
"Have You Ever Been Flamed?"
Nope! Not yet! *knock on wood* But I’ve only had one review so far, so it might happen.
Choose your 12 favorite Characters from any fandom in no particular order~
1. Thief King Bakura
2. Ryo Bakura
5. Rishid Ishtar
6. Seto Kaiba
9. Yami Marik
10. Yami Bakura
11. Marik Ishtar
12. Yugi Moto
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Seto Kaiba/Marik Ishtar)
Noooooooooo way. That’s just creepy. Trying to imagine Kaiba with anyone, let ALONE a guy, is just weird. Thanks. Now I’m going to have really disturbing thoughts all day.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Ishizu)
Well, I’m a girl as well…. But objectively, I think she is a very beautiful woman.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Yugi/Mokuba)
Whoa. Whoa. WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Rewind, and FREEZE. Mpreg?! No! Plus the fact that Mokuba is, like, eleven, and Yugi is, like, sixteen! This is creepy and impossible. Gah.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Yami Marik)
Hmmm… actually, no! I’ve never read one about Yami Marik. Maybe I should.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Ryo Bakura/Seto Kaiba)
Gah. Yaoi, people, yaoi. NO! They would NOT!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Rishid/Yami Marik) (Rishid/Yami Bakura)
Ugh. Yaoi. Again. Well… I think it would be interesting to read a fic about Rishid and Yami Marik, but NOT a romance one.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Atem- Ryo Bakura/Yugi)
AHHHHH! *hides face* For the love of Ra, REALLY BAD IMAGES! REAAAAAAAALLY BAAAAAAAD IMAGES! *pours bleach into head to burn away images.
Ok, seriously, though. Um… I think Atem would die…
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Tea/Yami Bakura)
~ A slow, sadistic smile spread across the white haired spirit’s face as he looked over the bound and terrified young girl. “Don’t worry,” he purred, drawing the knife from the sheath on his hip. “This won’t hurt a bit.” Her eyes widened and she began to struggle, thrashing her head side to side. The thief’s smile grew. “Caught me. That was a lie.”
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Thief King Bakura/Mokuba)
Nope, not that I know of
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Atem/Yugi)
(Aaaah! Finally, a normal one!)
“Comfort of Darkness” (You know, ‘cause Atem is Yugi’s “dark side”)
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Tea)
I-I don’t know what het is… *hides face* Sorry!
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Marik Ishtar)
Hmm… drawing, no. But my friend has a fanfic with Marik.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Ryo/Ishizu/Rishid)
I don’t really think so. I find Ishizu/Rishid pairings creepy… I mean, yeah, they’re not blood related, but they’re essentially brother and sister.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Mokuba)
Hmmm… that’s a tough one! I absolutely ADORE Moki, but what song… I’d probably choose a song that would be about his relationship with Seto. NOT TABLOIDSHIPPING! Just how much Mokuba loves and looks up to Seto, and so does Seto, but Seto doesn’t show it much.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Thief King Bakura/Seto Kaiba/Yugi Moto)
Not a yaoi, but maybe a darker one about Bakura torturing them…
Warning: Contains violence
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Rishid)
I’ve never read one! I need to!
17. "(Thief King Bakura) and (Atem) are in a happy relationship until (Yami Marik) runs off with (Ishizu). (Thief King Bakura), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Marik) and a brief unhappy affair with (Yugi), then follows the wise advice of (Rishid) and finds true love with (Tea). What title would you give this fic?
Erm… Yeah, I don’t think I’m even going to answer that one.
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Atem/Mokuba)
I would feel VERY disturbed and probably never watch Yu-Gi-Oh ever again
1. Marik Ishtar
2. Yugi Moto
3. Joey Wheeler
4. Seto Kaiba
5. Mokuba Kaiba
6. Thief King Bakura
7. Tea Gardener
8. Ishizu Ishtar
9. Ryo Bakura
1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens? (Seto invites Joey and Ishizu)
Well, I’m not sure why Seto would invite Joey. Or Ishizu. He probably invited Ishizu because he wanted the god cards. And Mokuba decided to be devious and slip an invitation to Joey as well. Ah, this will be interesting…
2. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? (Marik or Thief King Bakura)
Huh… a choice between to extremely sexy Egyptian men… gotta say Bakura. He’s still my favorite.
3. 2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in? 10's reaction? (Yugi/Tea- Atem)
AHAHAHAHA! That would be HILARIOUS! Well, I think Atem would just roll his eyes and walk away, because he knows Yugi is head over heels for Tea.
4. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Joey/Thief King Bakura- Ishizu)
Well, um… that’s a bit odd… first of all, if Joey fell in love with the Thief King, I think he’d be locked in the shadow realm within five seconds. Second of all, why would Ishizu be jealous?
5. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Seto- Yugi, Atem, or Tea)
GASP! Seto! That’s mean! Why would he jump me, anyway? He’s already rich. Anyways… Atem will save me! Because he’s a brave hero! Tea would run and get help. Yugi… would TRY to save me… XD
6. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? (Marik)
Ahahaha… No. I don’t think Marik can cook. Owing to the fact that I’m pretty sure there were no ovens or other cooking devices in the underground tomb
7. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (Joey- Ishizu, Seto, or Ryo.)
Well, um, just to avoid yaoi, I’m going to go with Ishizu…
8. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (Tea kidnaps Yugi- Mokuba)
Well, I don’t know what she’d want from Moki, but I’d think she’d kidnap Yugi to get a little something-something, if you know what I mean…
9. Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (Joey)
NO ONE STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST JOEY WHEELER’S MIGHTY BROOKLYN RAGE!
10. Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (Tea and Yugi- Ishizu)
Awwww! Poor Ishizu! Why wouldn’t they invite her? Well, Ishizu’s too nice to crash the party. She’d just stay home.
11. Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Thief King Bakura/Tea)
BWAHAHAHAHA! The Thief King, afraid of TEA?! Oh, PLEASE! Now, if it were the other way around….
12. 9 arrives too late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late? (Ryo Bakura- Tea and Yugi)
Well, Ryo had been up all night working on his role playing game. So he fell asleep and woke up five minutes before the wedding. Yugi totally understood, though, being nerdy himself.
13. 5 and 9 get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Ryo Bakura/Mokuba)
OK, first of all, why is Moki drunk? He’s like eleven! And imaging Ryo drunk… that’s hard. I would let them stay, though, of course. Ohhhhhhhh I would have SO much fun with a inebriated Moki… I bet he has a lot of dirt on Seto that he’d spill if he were drunk! *rubs hands together evilly*
14. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back? (Ryo Bakura- Yugi Moto)
Gasp! Sweet little Ryo?! But… why? I’d think it would be Yami Bakura, not Ryo! Anyways… Yugi would cry, and then murder Ryo.
15. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save 1 or themselves? (Thief King Bakura/Marik Ishtar)
Well, Bakura can do anything, because he’s just that amazing! So he saves himself AND Marik. Because, you know, him and Marik WERE partners in crime.
16. 8 and 3 go camping, but they forget food. What will they do? (Ishizu and Joey)
Joey would die after five minutes of not having food. Ishizu, being the smart woman that she is, would find food for them.
17. 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do? (Mokuba/Ryo)
Well, Ryo, being the nice guy that he is, would stay with Moki in the hospital, of course! And Seto would flay the person alive who dared hurt his little brother.
18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up? (Tea/Yugi)
Well, I hate Tea. But Yugi loves her, so they ended up happy! ^^