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A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 195,093 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 4/3/2023 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard
Mass Effect: The New Face of War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 62 - Words: 539,845 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard, OC - Complete
The Joker's Pet by Xeelia reviews
A dark look into the relationship of The Joker and his Harley Quinn...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Done Runnin' by ThePineapplePrincess reviews
Hancock and Nora take cover during a Radstorm. FSS/John Hancock. Smut in later chapter. I do not own Fallout or any of its characters.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Sole Survivor, J. Hancock] - Complete
Interspecies Awkwardness by n7gvlvr reviews
The war is over and all Jane and Garrus Vakarian want is to live the rest of their lives peacefully, but fate has other ideas for them. Follow Garrus and Jane as they navigate the trials and tribulations of becoming parents while dodging bullets and politics. Enjoy! (Mostly T but M in a few chapters)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,909 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] [James V., Liara T'Soni]
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Hard Secrets Between Altair and Malik by ScarletCougar reviews
The trials and tribulations of two friends who have grown together and been driven apart in duty and tragedy. The eagle mates for life and soars solo and lonely when its mate is lost till its body and soul dies. What will come of Altair and Malik? some chapters rated MA which say so in the starting A/N
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 257 - Words: 365,753 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Beating Like A Hammer by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
The Joker and the Thief and the Knight by darkfae13x13 reviews
What happens when the Joker and the Dark Knight fall in love with the same woman? Plenty of Smut. Joker/Oc Batman/Oc
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Sweetooth by Feenyxiah reviews
Reflections on the relationship between a Paragon FemShep and Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Twisted Fate by keikeisheep reviews
What if Ito was really a guy? What if Makoto was actually a girl that had to live as a guy to fulfill her dreams, a twisted story of these twisted characters plus bit and pieces that would give you a whole new experience that’s different from the original
W Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008