Author has written 2 stories for Transformers.
I'm Bumblebee'sGuardian (if you couldn't tell that already). You can call me Bumblebee's Guardian, or Bee's Guardian.
I'm a femme (female for those who are unaware) and I love to write. Unfortunately, I seem to write a lot of romance, but I've done my best to make it good action/romance instead of mush romance.
I love Transformers (G1, 1986 movie, Live Action movies, Animated, and Prime), Doctor Who, Star Trek (TV Shows and Movies especially 2009 and 2013) Sherlock, Criminal Minds, NCIS, TRON and TRON: Legacy, Power Rangers, and The Wild Wild West (It's a TV show from the 60's, but has some pretty awesome action for the age. It got cancelled because it was too violent. XP Idiots. It's nothing compared to what we see on TV today).
I don't ever write slash so don't ask me to. I've got a lot of ideas, but if there are any stories you would like me to write, just let me know and I'll try it out.
P.S. MUSIC and BAND rocks. I may put songs to some of my stories just for the heck of it.
I love quotes so here's a mix:
"Ratchet: [about Galloway] This fool is terribly misinformed!"
"Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
[looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right]
Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
Chief Master Sergeant Epps, Major Lennox: RUUNNN!
[makes a break for it as the rain comes] "
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
Love is supreme and unconditional; like is nice but limited.
Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.
Titus Maccius Plautus
Love knows not distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars.
Look back, and smile on perils past.
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Imagination rules the world.
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.
That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.
Robert Louis Stevenson
I don't think there's any artist of any value who doesn't doubt what they're doing.
Francis Ford Coppola
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Some people are so afraid do die that they never begin to live.
Henry Van Dyke
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.
It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.
Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone, and let your hand give in proportion to your purse.
Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth.
To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.
Like one that on a lonesome road
Doth walk in fear and dread,
And having once turned round walks on,
And turns no more his head;
Because he knows a frightful fiend
Doth close behind him tread.
— The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834), English poet, literary critic and philosopher
Of all the things which wisdom acquires to produce the blessedness of the complete life, far the greatest is the possession of friendship.
—Epicurus (BC 341-270), Greek philosopher
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
Man: Going my way, babe?
Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
98 percent of fan fiction.net isn't Sparta. If you're part of the 2 percent that is, put this in your profile FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! BELIEVE ME I LOVE TO WATCH ROBOTS BEATING THE SLAG OUT OF EACH OTHER
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Transformers fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you don't use Myspace, Bebo, Facebook etc and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.
If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy this onto your profile if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
If you think Michael Bay is a total creep for gaffing poor Jazz, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Optimus Prime's smile makes you all warm n' fuzzy whenever you see it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you believe in God copy this into your profile.
If you've ever created an OC character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you dislike girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever watched a movie over 20 times, copy and paste into your profile.
If you can listen to music for hours on end because it touches your heart, copy and paste this.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, xxIronhideForeverxx, Bumblebee'sGuardian
You Know You're Obsessed with Transformers When:
1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.
2) When you watch the movie with friends, you pick characters and act like them.
3) When you see a picture of your favorite characters, you start screaming.
4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.
5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.
6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.
7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.
8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.
9) You hope that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.
10) Last of all...you are in love with Optimus Prime!
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