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Author has written 8 stories for 39 Clues, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Les Misérables, RENT, Wicked, and Sherlock.
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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,755 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Death Is For The Alive by Defying.Expectations reviews
Attend the afterlives of Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,072 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Eleanor L., Tobias R., Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
To Cleave the Stars by Hollywithaneye reviews
When Loki becomes tangled in his own web of lies, truth and clarity comes from the oddest of places - and Jane learns that the cruelest masks are those made for us by others. Post-Avengers, Lokane. (Complete)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,259 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - [Jane F., Loki] - Complete
Poetic Justice by Limmet reviews
Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 329,849 - Reviews: 5920 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Psychotherapy of an Opera Phantom by AngelxPhoenix reviews
Erik is finally getting the help he needs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Juliet Never Wore Converses by yellow.r0se reviews
"Everyone in the grade- heck, everyone in Ferryport Landing High knew that Sabrina and Puck were sworn enemies." Not even the school play could dissolve their tension. But maybe...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,323 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Pictures and Reflections by T.L. Imela reviews
"He first fell in love with her smile." Monk meets Trudy while solving his first murder case.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Adrian M., Trudy M. - Complete
If I Never Knew You by HeroineHiding reviews
When Dr. Nero makes a rash statement and wishes that he were no longer a teacher, a mysterious figure shows up, and takes him on a journey where he sees exactly what the world would be like without him.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,504 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Maximilian N. - Complete
Funny Moments with President Snow by Ohglorygenius reviews
A collection of hopefully funny oneshots concerning President Snow. Mockingjay spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Pres. Snow
Letters to a Friend by caleb-can reviews
Losing a twin is unlike anything George Weasley has felt before, so his mother has him write to his passed brother to cope. These are his letters to Fred. Rated T for references and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - George W., Fred W.
The Big Fancy Mansion Room by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness reviews
The main characters from Wicked are gathered together to answer YOUR questions, do YOUR dares, and anything else you may have for them! Hilarity is, as usual, bound to ensue!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Elphaba T.
Wicked OneShot Medley by Julia-Caesar reviews
Collection of Cute, One-shots, mostly set in the Shiz-era unless stated otherwise. "Galinda the Hyper," "Biq, Boq, Fiyero, They're all the Same!" "If I Only Had a Brain..." "Dancing Through Malls.," and more! Reviews are lovely! Mostly Fiyeraba!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Witch and Heroine of Oz by SideshowJazz1 reviews
We know what happened when Dorothy came to Oz. We know what happened before Elphaba pretended to die. But now Dorothy is 25 and she's found her way back to Oz. Feeling guilty about murdering Nessa and Elphaba, she wants to make things right. Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Dorothy G., Elphaba T.
Desperate Measures by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Enjolras's father is trying to control his son, and he's finally found a way: forcing a marriage. Needless to say, Enjolras is not happy about this and takes matters into his own hands, creating a whole new set of problems along the way. ExE
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,906 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Such Thing by Merina Thropp reviews
Fiyero doesn't believe in love, and has no problem telling Elphaba so. Inspired by a cut scene from the San Francisco tryouts of the musical. Onesided Fiyeraba, Gelphie friendship, Flinda/Gliyero.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
A Most Unusual Friendship by Makaria Lee reviews
Like a cliché sitcom, Hope Cahill and Isabel Vesper-Hollingsworth become unlikely friends at college. Nothing could hinder their friendship now; not even the hunt for the 39 clues! ...Or could it?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hope C., Isabel K. - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by zynaofthenight reviews
An ultimate guide for any aspiring writer to plague the PJO fandom with even more horrible Sues. The author is not responsible for any flames, horrible injuries, or deaths that come with following the advice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
Flying Free by Leia Emberblaze reviews
"Well, where are your wings? Maybe you're not as powerful as you think you...AHH!"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Maggie's Insanely Twisted Wicked Parody by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness reviews
Deep within the confines of my mind, there live about a million different people and characters. What happens when we put everybody together in one room? Read on to find out. Rating raised due to slight language and suggestive content.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Amian Fans, Unite! by The Cahill-Demigod Witch reviews
Two-shot! If you agree that Evan gets in the way of Amian, read on! Thanks to IceHeartEli for helping with the plot! So what are you waiting for? "Because Amian is epic, and everyone knows that!"
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Bittersweet Enigma by antiwicked reviews
PLEASE REVIEW! It seemed like everything was perfect. Dorothy was sent back to her home, in the land known as Kansas, Glinda was praised as the 'Queen of Oz', and all of Oz was in merriment. Continued Inside.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Brooms, Bubbles and Wands, Oh My! by ElphabaROCKS reviews
At least -and hopefully over- 30 poems and drabbles. The same idea as the Wicked 100 with multiple topics. Will I ever finish it? Who knows... Just enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010
Dress Up by HeroineHiding reviews
The humorous episode in which the teenagers belonging to the Cahill family dress up for the Cahill Ball. Unfortunately, nothing is going well. Will everyone be dressed in something that fits them before the ball starts?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 11,454 - Follows: 1,296 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Out Of Control by Merina Thropp reviews
Elphaba starts to lose her grip and reveals the true reason why she must have those jewelled shoes. Grief, obsession, and old wounds opened afresh. Gelphie friendship, Fiyeraba. Second place winner in the Fifth Annual Wicked Fanfiction Awards!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Fiyero would by deeplyshallow reviews
A completely unbiased or is it? account of Fiyero Vs Edward Cullen and those dreaded non fictional Normal Guys...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Love Me Dead by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Sequel to RISTI. AU. Welcome to 1463 Rue de Luce in Lille, France. It is possibly cursed, attracts an abnormal amount of stray cats, and has a history of mysteriously disappearing residents. Ex-Inspector Javert is on the case - but for how long?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Javert, Valjean
God Give Me Courage To Show You by xo-little-lotte-xo reviews
Christine is left to fend for herself under the threat of impending dangers that seem to plague her from every side. Can she find her love again? And who will she take with her along her journey of pain, loss and renewal? E/C ... sort of. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,795 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Readers, I Shrank the Inspector by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Need I say more? Valjean and Cosette adopt a 7-year-old boy who seems to hate Valjean and has an uncanny fascination with upholding the law. Even though he's 7. Hmm. Eventually the truth must come out, but until then...let chaos reign. AU fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
SPEAK by goddess of darkness3 reviews
How did Roger and Mark end up with the answering machine message they have? And what exactly is Roger's relationship with his mom? Please read and review!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Roger D., Mrs. Davis - Complete
Soul Mate by SparkilyDragnStikers reviews
Reason says I should have died three years ago. You just shouldn't outlive your best friend when you have no immune system. But life doesn't always work so logically. Roger's point of view, not supposed to be slash
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Desperately Seeking Susan by Queenie and Kate reviews
Rentfic: Maureen gets a cat and craziness ensues.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
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Sentiment is a Chemical Defect
Sherlock is constantly following John around, keeping tabs on him and longing to comfort his friend. John is haunted by Sherlock's 'death' and believes he is glimpsing Sherlock at every turn. Both are certain they're going insane. Platonic Johnlock. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Twister of Fate reviews
The catfight scene, only from Glinda's perspective. What was going through Glinda's head during the showdown that occurred at where that farmgirl's barn crashed? Find out. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy a Cahill reviews
Keegan Royce is a typical Cahill, who just so happens to like pranking and of course, annoying her relatives. Join her! Back for a new chapter! This time...Nellie. Nellie's not going to like her iPod being taken away. Oh, no.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011
Danger On the Streets Tonight reviews
What if Eponine delivered the letter to Valjean, and then asked to stay the night? Will she wind up befriending Cosette? How will things with Marius go differently? Find out...
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Eponine, Cosette
The Case of the Stinky Scarfie reviews
Mark is upset. His poor Scarfie has been violated by none other than Joanne! However, he refuses to wash the precious scarf. Can Roger help, or to say, force him to stop being a crazy and wash the thing? Probably will be a twoshot. Rated T 'cuz it's RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Mark C., Roger D.
One Day More: Christmas Edition! reviews
Exactly what you'd expect, a song parody of One Day More involving your lovable Les Mis charries. Watch as they sing about their hopes and questions about Christmas Day! :D
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Jean Valjean, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Cookies of Death reviews
Juliet serves cookies to Beckett and Myles. A plate with 4 cookies on it. Artemis goes crazy. Juliet decides to give little Arty a lesson in Chinese and on the number 4. Set during Atlantis Complex, obviously. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
A Bottle of Red Dye reviews
It's almost time for Harry's hearing, and Sirius can't come. A black dog would easily be recognized as the wanted murderer. But what if a black dog didn't show up? A hair dye job! However, it doesn't go quite as expected...Beginning of OOTP, slight OOC?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete